Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[TexasRenegade 2610]

14 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it wasn't just someone

bjork was told during day 2 of the '21 conference meetings

bjork texted sharpe from in the meeting

sharpe called zwerneman to make sure he was in position and not on his 2nd martini

within 10 minutes the meeting paused for a break, bjork walked out and called a spontaneous presser to bitch and moan, zwerneman had a flash story out in less than 10 minutes

aggy made it a fait accompli that we would be "recruiting under the sec banner"

instead of just keeping their traps shut

Sharpe new about it. Bjork intentionally did not.  He was allowed to go code red and look like an idiot to make him the lightning rod on everything.

[Etexhorn13 3102]

[TexasRenegade 2610]

3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The image of a College Station cop pulling up the aggy football website on his phone while questioning TJ is killing me.

[utee94 16091]

[TheAuditor 1047]

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Sark had/has the rep of being a coach who can develop QBs and is one of the top OCs in the country. QBs and WRs want to play for him.

Shrek is a mid-level coach. Klein's offense beats up QBs and isn't known to be WR friendly. Recruits aren't overly excited about either coaches.

Shrelko?

[Burt Macklin 19230]

20 hours ago, UTEX90 said:

We have 3 common opponents this year: Fla, Ark and Miss St.   We also play each other.  How in the fuck is our schedule so easy when we play UGA (at home)?  At the same time they play LSU (at home).  For the common opponents is the mantra going to be that the same opponents sucked when we beat them, but typical SEC grinders when they beat aggie?

The rest of our SEC schedule is: OU, Kentucky, and Vanderbilt.

Theirs is: SC, Auburn and Missouri.

So we have the cupcake schedule because we play aTm, and they have the SEC gauntlet because they play us?

What a bunch of bitches!

To be fair, any team that swapped out A&M for UT on their schedule would probably jump 15-20 spots in the SOS rankings. Playing a top 3 team in the country versus the 70th team in the country is a huge difference. 

19 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

If Florida was smart they would start Lagway. They already have a pretty good RB in Montrell Johnson. 

Run the ball a lot with a mobile QB against a defense that's struggled to stop the run. 

Florida already started Lagway last week and he went 18-25 for 456 yds and 3 TDs. A&M is absolutely going to be facing Lagway, and has a very good chance of losing. 
 

Even better, Lagway dominating Elko’s defense and being great this year saving Napier’s job, meaning Lagway won’t be open to transferring to A&M next offseason would be peak aggy tears, and I am absolutely here for it. 

Edited September 9 by Burt Macklin

[Enchubben 5600]

Just because… A&M is 4pt favorite on the road at Florida and the o/u is 46.5 on my book.

UF ml is +160

[Mitch Cumsteen 18963]

I don't care how terrible Florida looked against Miami or how much trouble their coach is in, A&M is absolutely putrid on the road. The last true road game A&M won was against Missouri in 2021. I can't believe they are laying more than a FG on the road against anyone, much less in the Swamp against a desperate Florida team that doesn't lack for athletes.

[linux 1787]

3 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I don't care how terrible Florida looked against Miami or how much trouble their coach is in, A&M is absolutely putrid on the road. The last true road game A&M won was against Missouri in 2021. I can't believe they are laying more than a FG on the road against anyone, much less in the Swamp against a desperate Florida team that doesn't lack for athletes.

Plus DJ is a super unknown, Florida could spank them or Napier could sit him all game, anybody that is betting on this game is an idiot.

[Deej 77854]

26 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I don't care how terrible Florida looked against Miami or how much trouble their coach is in, A&M is absolutely putrid on the road. The last true road game A&M won was against Missouri in 2021. I can't believe they are laying more than a FG on the road against anyone, much less in the Swamp against a desperate Florida team that doesn't lack for athletes.

None of those previous road games had the home team starving after Elko wiped the town out of food the day before the game. 

Advantage aggy.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1642]

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

property tax rates.

[Junior Bonner 6593]

41 minutes ago, linux said:

Plus DJ is a super unknown, Florida could spank them or Napier could sit him all game, anybody that is betting on this game is an idiot.

Point taken… 

[msucolt45 4234]

After Lagway, who’s from Willis, TX, beats their ass Saturday, watch the aggy “media” promote the rationale as to why they need to portal him back home. Back up the trucks BM aggy!

Of course they’re all banking on Napier being fired by season’s end? With the Gators schedule, post-aggy, it definitely gets tougher for the Gators.

Hook’em!!!

[HtownHorn 15235]

Holy shit, they have no context when it comes to the McNeese State game. They really the Cowboys aren't the worst scholarship team in all of football and the results they like from that game are harbingers of future success against teams with equal or more talent, despite seeing what a borderline Top 30 team did to them at home.

Their OL is in the bottom quartile of the SEC

Their QB has no proven track record other than injury

Their best playmaker on offense is out for the season, leaving a very JAGish RB room.

Their WR/TE are in the bottom quartile of the SEC

Their DL (the best room) on the team is delivering average results. They don't have a Collin Simmons anywhere on their depth chart.

Their LBs are bottom quartile of the SEC.

Their secondary outisde of Anderson are bottom quartile of the SEC.

Somehow they think that leads to a 8-4 or better season.

[texifornia 59023]

11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, they have no context when it comes to the McNeese State game. They really the Cowboys aren't the worst scholarship team in all of football and the results they like from that game are harbingers of future success against teams with equal or more talent, despite seeing what a borderline Top 30 team did to them at home.

Their OL is in the bottom quartile of the SEC

Their QB has no proven track record other than injury

Their best playmaker on offense is out for the season, leaving a very JAGish RB room.

Their WR/TE are in the bottom quartile of the SEC

Their DL (the best room) on the team is delivering average results. They don't have a Collin Simmons anywhere on their depth chart.

Their LBs are bottom quartile of the SEC.

Their secondary outisde of Anderson are bottom quartile of the SEC.

Somehow they think that leads to a 8-4 or better season.

242nd best team according to Bill Connolly. About equivalent to a bad Ivy League team. (Also lol at OU being completely unable to convert a third down against Temple, they are abysmal).
 

 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

After Lagway, who’s from Willis, TX, beats their ass Saturday, watch the aggy “media” promote the rationale as to why they need to portal him back home. Back up the trucks BM aggy!

Of course they’re all banking on Napier being fired by season’s end? With the Gators schedule, post-aggy, it definitely gets tougher for the Gators.

Hook’em!!!

They'd already moved past Weigman a few days ago and were saying they need DJ to deliver them out of the wilderness. I'd say that outcome is doubtful. I wouldn't be shocked if DJ left UF, but I just can't see him heading to aggy. 

[RollLeft 5092]

On 9/8/2024 at 7:01 PM, UncleSonny said:

that’s a rough 20 years 

[texifornia 59023]

Weigman over Ewers, Dart, and Iamaleava. No context stats are fun!

 

[Burt Macklin 19230]

3 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

Point taken… 

I hope Napier’s just playing games with A&M, but he’s so stupid that this may actually be real. The only chance Napier has of saving his job is going with Lagway for the rest of the season. 

[billfromlaketravis 11835]

10 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I hope Napier’s just playing games with A&M, but he’s so stupid that this may actually be real. The only chance Napier has of saving his job is going with Lagway for the rest of the season. 

After watching Napier use all 3 of his timeouts while being down 20 at Texas, it’s real and it’s spectacular. 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

49 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Weigman over Ewers, Dart, and Iamaleava. No context stats are fun!

 

Good to see 3/5 of the vaunted aggy OL were rewarded for dominating McNeese. That's a challenge far greater than Graham and Grant posed in the Big House. 

[Pato del Muerto 53548]

If someone as fucking rock stupid as billy Napier can make millions of dollars, what does that make me for making much less?  Hello darkness my old friend. 

[nnm 37950]

23 hours ago, futureman said:

those are decent stats.  are you saying it's a bad running game?

Padded just a bit by McNeese. 

Notre Dame was 38/146, 3.84 YPC.

McNeese was 38/333, 8.7 YPC.

UF is at least as bad as TAMU, but I would be shocked if TAMU’s dogcrap OL can get their RBs more than 3.5 YPC in the Swamp, particularly if it’s wet. 

 

[futureman 22705]

1 minute ago, nnm said:

TAMU’s dogcrap OL

sir.  three of the five best OL in the ENTIRE COUNTRY play for the fighting texum bulldogs

 

 

according to PFF from last week

[Chopper 17432]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Weigman over Ewers, Dart, and Iamaleava. No context stats are fun!

 

I take it they're serious with that shit? They think that will help them get paying subscribers? 

[futureman 22705]

44 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I take it they're serious with that shit? They think that will help them get paying subscribers? 

it's purely objective based on their ratings.  obviously other players had better games.

[RomaVicta 30606]

This is the rote recital of Texags and red-ass Aggies everywhere.

Billy Billy Billy! He's dreamy.

Wildly talented defense should dominate. Wrecking Crew! Wrecking Crew!

By golly, I know the guys are working hard every day with Aggie burning desire to win!

All they need is inspiration! It's all about emotion just like every other aspect of Aggie-ism. (Recall the Texags solution to the Calzada problem was to have a BBQ with Aggie dads to calm the young QB and teach him about leadership.) (Seriously)

Leaders! We're Aggies. We know about leaders. We have the Corps which means we're all going to a military school which means it's like we all got admitted to West Point. We know leadership. Rah! Howdy! Whoop!

Usually accompanied by "his players" but he allegedly has the 7th most talented team in college football if not the history of college football. This take buys Elko loyalty for at least a season and a half from these Aggies.

 

Lunatic alert!

Idiot Alert! (I just had the worn-out bulb on this alert replaced. They go out about every other week)

Try the 1950s as a start, and don't even compare yourselves to either team historically.

[Longhornfrenzy 6349]

WR woes

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

It makes me sad, but all I got out of that is that the guy doesn’t know that deviled eggs are boiled eggs. 

[RomaVicta 30606]

[Rimbo 27053]

On 9/7/2024 at 3:32 PM, nnm said:

This is perennially one of my favorites. Being condescending about MissSU. 
TAMU is 6-6 vs MissSU since joining the SECX3, 8-9 against them all time. MissSU is a BETTER program than TAMU. If Aggies would just accept that they’re a mediocre cow college, they’d be much happier. They think they’re Bama. They’re not. They’re MissSU. 

https://www.winsipedia.com/games/mississippi-state/vs/texas-am

Aggy IS MSU, but not the one in Mississippi. They're the one in Michigan.

[BornAndRaised 12884]

I love how close they are to getting it. It's entertaining.

 

"5 and 4 star with speed"

"They pay up a lot for that."

Yeah no shit dumb ass were shopping at Wholefoods and you're shopping at Fiesta.

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

I love how close they are to getting it. It's entertaining.

 

"5 and 4 star with speed"

"They pay up a lot for that."

Yeah no shit dumb ass were shopping at Wholefoods and you're shopping at Fiesta.

Woah, woah, woah.

 

[MIkeHoncho 2034]

44 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

It makes me sad, but all I got out of that is that the guy doesn’t know that deviled eggs are boiled eggs. 

and omelets are scrambled eggs folded over. 

[Bodacious Bevo 3691]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

WR woes

Those posters downplaying high school WRs are just so detached from reality. Through 2 games it looks like this WR class is going to be all-time good. Jeremiah Smith, Cam Coleman, Ryan Williams, and Ryan Wingo all look like they'll be awesome. All were 5 stars. I have no idea how the one guy is lumping Leach, Briles, Sark, and Kiffin together as simple offenses while saying Klein is advanced. One of the reasons Sark's offense is so well-regarded is because of all the pro-level concepts he brings in. That post is incredible.

[BornAndRaised 12884]

8 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Woah, woah, woah.

 

Don't worry, I habla too. 

[closetojumping 65467]

1 minute ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Those posters downplaying high school WRs are just so detached from reality. Through 2 games it looks like this WR class is going to be all-time good. Jeremiah Smith, Cam Coleman, Ryan Williams, and Ryan Wingo all look like they'll be awesome. All were 5 stars. I have no idea how the one guy is lumping Leach, Briles, Sark, and Kiffin together as simple offenses while saying Klein is advanced. One of the reasons Sark's offense is so well-regarded is because of all the pro-level concepts he brings in. That post is incredible.

I crack up when I see anyone defaulting to the notion that Klein is of course some sort of wizard. The guy had to be reset at least once by Kleinman. He's shown nothing at ATM. I've yet to see much that I envy in his design or use of weapons. 

[Scholz 12309]

17 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I love how close they are to getting it. It's entertaining.

"5 and 4 star with speed"

"They pay up a lot for that."

Yeah no shit dumb ass were shopping at Wholefoods and you're shopping at Fiesta.

They are close but never seem to get there.  A lot of them are realizing no good WRs want to play in their shitty offense but can't quite make themselves admit our offense is great for WRs.  It's only because we pay more apparently.

[Park Gothic 5376]

"Wah wah, wide receiver recruiting is so hard! We need to shell out $$$$ for more blue chips!"

Meanwhile, there's several Big 12 teams who set passing records using JAGs from nowhere. The problem at A&M isn't recruiting, it's development. They just don't understand that they are at the beginning of a long road that leads, at best, to them being a slightly better version of Oklahoma State or KSU. That should be their goal. But I doubt their AD / boosters have the patience to reach that outcome and, even if they do, they won't be happy with it for long. 

Edited September 10 by Park Gothic

[Foosters 18286]

14 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

That post is incredible.

incredible? yes, it means more than credible

[BornAndRaised 12884]

Feels like this belongs here too.

 

 

[TexasRenegade 2610]

1. They fail to realize that WR is probably the easiest position to identify and judge talent.

2. Then they go with Kleins concepts are too difficult for high school WRs compared to the simple spread offenses and such..

3. The coup de gras-Klein is keeping back the good plays because of some stupid scrambled egg omelet analogy...

 

[Wiler77 1629]

20 minutes ago, Foosters said:

incredible? yes, it means more than credible

[tejas60 3570]

he left off Tannehill.

[Rimbo 27053]

On 9/7/2024 at 5:10 PM, SydneyCarton said:

Sold our souls to the devil to get banks? Weird I just remember doing a ton of fucking work raising funds, and then working with others to craft a message that was catchy and went viral. And it fucking worked. 

 

And, we had to overcome the uphill battle of selling a shithole city, a school that has no winning college football tradition, and a coach who has never won anything or shown any aptitude. 😉

 

On 9/7/2024 at 5:52 PM, SydneyCarton said:

I would recommend they stop being collective mouth breathers and weird assholes and try to join normal society. 

 

 

 

 

On 9/8/2024 at 9:27 AM, Magus Ossis said:

[Olin] Violets are purple, roses are not

our passing game is feculent snot

 

underrated comment 🤣

 

On 9/8/2024 at 3:02 PM, Armybrat said:

 

Jesus Christ couldn’t help them.

 

 

Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball NOR coach a football team?

[HenryJames 67423]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I crack up when I see anyone defaulting to the notion that Klein is of course some sort of wizard. The guy had to be reset at least once by Kleinman. He's shown nothing at ATM. I've yet to see much that I envy in his design or use of weapons. 

Collin Klein runs the offense you would run if your QB was Collin Klein. 

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Collin Klein runs the offense you would run if your QB was Collin Klein. 

What a coincidence. Sarkisian runs the offense you would run if you wanted to put 536 passing yards on A&M.

Edited September 10 by Doc Daneeka

[Vertigo 20500]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Collin Klein runs the offense you would run if your QB was Collin Klein. 

He has 35 pass plays and 54 QB power plays. 

[Katfid54 9005]

15 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

What a coincidence. Sarkisian runs the offense you would run if you wanted to put 536 passing yards on A&M.

[Napoleon 8839]

On 9/9/2024 at 12:14 PM, BigHornedLurker said:

 

Live look at Texags this season 

 

 

They're all angry with the black kid.

Aggies are the worst.