Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[billfromlaketravis 11291]

11 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Can everyone stop what they are doing and go find a video of Weigman talking. I had never heard him speak before and I’ll just say I did not expect him to sound like that. I mean I try not to associate with people from Cypress so I’m no expert, but I did not expect that, um, dialect from a Cypress white guy. 

Nah, bro, nah, nah. 

[bad_teammate 13022]

This one got me.

[ClubWhatever 12069]

He sounds like a roofer.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1591]

7 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I had some professional dealings with them once upon a time where we leased a building of theirs when I ran a title company. They sent a lease, I negotiated some changes, his person agreed to then, everyone signed, he called up and screamed at me afterwards- it was truly bizarre. 

It was the son and it was a hidden camera in the bathroom at their family lakehouse.

[Hank Scorpio 17691]

16 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Nah, bro, nah, nah. 

Ok it appears to be a hoax video? There are others of him sounding very different. 

[Gene Parmesan 3953]

1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

Football teams treating injuries like state secrets is an ongoing source of amusement for me, and Hungry Hungry Elko is really fucking bringing it in this department. Who knows what crazy conspiratorial thoughts go through his head at night while he's savaging his midnight calzone.

Maybe Elko just wants to be HIPPA compliant.

[Lhorn 4863]

Collin Klein love of running his QBs isn’t gonna help that “every aggy QB is made of glass glass” problem, is it?

 

I need to start watching more aggy football. The drama is intense.  Better than “The Real Housewives.”  

[Gut Wagon 8038]

26 minutes ago, morehornsepower said:

How the fuck is anyone supposed to take these people seriously?

Oh, he's serious. "Alla-ca-zoo" is his incoherent yearning for the return of prodigal son "Calzada." 

[TexasRenegade 2391]

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Oh, he's serious. "Alla-ca-zoo" is his incoherent yearning for the return of prodigal son "Calzada." 

I put that gibberish into google and it was legit 

[futureman 22353]

17 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Ok it appears to be a hoax video? There are others of him sounding very different. 

[ousux 5566]

I move to name him Tickle Me Elko. I overheard it at the csu tailgate and laugh every time I think of it.

Jimbo has multiple derogative names, why not the Elk?

[ousux 5566]

To be fair, with each new generation of college students it gets more difficult to fake that shit to get in a bar. Thanks Bin Laden.

[Magus Ossis 2749]

nolite alcem illudere

[billfromlaketravis 11291]

23 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Ok it appears to be a hoax video? There are others of him sounding very different. 

The X clip is fake. The Gameday segment is very real. 

[Vertigo 20208]

43 minutes ago, morehornsepower said:

How the fuck is anyone supposed to take these people seriously?

For a minute I thought this was someone making fun of the aggy chants, then I realized this was on the Texags board. What in the actual fuck. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

Well with the OU and Houston game experience from last year I am not going to say there is not a loss. I rather wish that we look great going into the aggy game and that the ticket market implodes because aggy does not want to be present for their ass kicking and we take over that freaking place like we did Michigan.

We gonna dry hump this entire schedule after we beat ou by whatever. It is written. This is year 4. We have arrived. This is who we are now. This is what we are. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18412]

14 minutes ago, ousux said:

On 9/9/2024 at 12:29 PM, TexasRenegade said:

To be fair, with each new generation of college students it gets more difficult to fake that shit to get in a bar. Thanks Bin Laden.

You obviously don't have a college aged kid. It's terrifying what they can purchase online.

[ousux 5566]

It makes me sad, but all I got out of that is that the guy doesn’t know that deviled eggs are boiled eggs. 

And somehow exotic compared to scrambled eggs.

[UTEX90 584]

32 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Maybe Elko just wants to be HIPPA compliant.

HIPAA  Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. 

Not trying to police, but see these daily, and even have to correct myself on occasion from typing it incorrectly.

[Doc Daneeka 6768]

1 minute ago, UTEX90 said:

HIPAA  Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. 

Not trying to police, but see these daily, and even have to correct myself on occasion from typing it incorrectly.

I thought he meant HIPPO, but I just let it go. 

[Gene Parmesan 3953]

1 minute ago, UTEX90 said:

HIPAA  Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. 

Not trying to police, but see these daily, and even have to correct myself on occasion from typing it incorrectly.

[Magus Ossis 2749]

3 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

HIPAA  Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. 

Not trying to police, but see these daily, and even have to correct myself on occasion from typing it incorrectly.

And just imagine how tragic would be our lives were they squandered in the shadow of such common acronym errors, left all uncorrected.

[billfromlaketravis 11291]

I have a gut feeling Reed starts tomorrow. 

[Mr. Drummond 2165]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

For a minute I thought this was someone making fun of the aggy chants, then I realized this was on the Texags board. What in the actual fuck. 

Shit don't even rhyme.  

 

[Rimbo 25246]

16 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

imagine re-reading something looch wrote, like inspecting tea leaves to see if there might be a hidden grain of truth inside

[Lhorn 4863]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

On 9/9/2024 at 9:46 AM, BornAndRaised said:

Jimbo has multiple derogative names, why not the Elk?

sure if you don’t mind getting sued to Bolivia. 

[Gut Wagon 8038]

37 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I have a gut feeling Reed starts tomorrow. 

If so, the spin will be, "We're just being extra careful, looking out for Connor long term. We wouldn't jeopardize a young man's future just to win a football game." Should Reed then turn out to have a pulse, they'll maybe "work Connor back in carefully" in some low-leverage situation. It could then morph into, "Reed's got a nice rhythm right now, and we don't want to mess with the chemistry on offense."

OK, chances of Reed doing anything noteworthy are slim. But aggy won't need much to serve as cover for their gallant fallen warrior.

[Longhornfrenzy 5498]

[ClubWhatever 12069]

Elkos injury report is bull shit and he needs to be fined 45 hamburgers

[El Compadre 765]

9 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Elkos injury report is bull shit and he needs to be fined 45 hamburgers

He might actually lose weight eating only 120 hamburgers after the fine. 

[Darth Tron 1109]

All of their insecurities and delusions rolled up into one glorious quote.

[Chuckie Finster 22342]

17 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Elkos injury report is bull shit and he needs to be fined 45 hamburgers

Taking away his Tuesday night dinner is harsh, but I'll allow it

Edited September 13 by Chuckie Finster

[bad_teammate 13022]

"LAY OFF ME, LOOCH, I'M CARB LOADING FOR THE BIG GAME!"

[Rimbo 25246]

9 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

oh my word... they've been smelling their own farts for so long they no longer have the ability to discern what's real any more

[AugieBall 233]

49 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Elkos injury report is bull shit and he needs to be fined 45 hamburgers

That would hardly dent his daily intake.

[Getafix 28364]

 

Lulz.

From the Florida 247 board, to mark the arrival of the Aggies ... 

 

 

 

[Jimmy Two Times 727]

It is so hilarious when these morons are like "Wait how can Wiggy be hurt when Liucci was just talking about how he was going for 550 yards and 7 TDs on the Loochador yesterday??" They are the biggest group of fucking marks on the planet, I'm surprised any of them have any money left to pay TexAgs since they're all probably financially supporting a dozen Nigerian princes. 

[HtownHorn 14340]

Holy shit, take our coach you only have to offer half, that had me rolling.

[deft 6749]

No matter where he's at, he represents his city. And he's also known to take fools out like his homey Frank Nitti, sir. What do you expect them to call him?

Yeah but is he a young city slicker or a country hillbilly? Does he smoke swisha sweets or does he smoke Phillies?

[Funk Doctor Spock 11709]

[Deej 76218]

2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Elkos injury report is bull shit and he needs to be fined 45 hamburgers

Elko:

[Lou_Sassle 2850]

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

"LAY OFF ME, LOOCH, I'M CARB LOADING FOR THE BIG GAME!"

 

[Sabalo 992]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

From the Florida 247 board, to mark the arrival of the Aggies ... 

 

 

 

NGL, those Florida dudes are funnier than most of Surly.

[Jebus 1300]

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[closetojumping 62010]

5 minutes ago, Jebus said:

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Poor bastard. I’ve been there. 

[Bevo14 8196]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Poor bastard. I’ve been there. 

Username checks out

[Armybrat 40559]

Guess aggy is no longer fooled by the lunchpail talk?

 

[billfromlaketravis 11291]

11 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Guess aggy is no longer fooled by the lunchpail talk?

 

Which one of them did you bang during the Roaring Twenties? 

[BigBenBamboozle 1934]

40 minutes ago, Jebus said:

username does not check out

 

[Deej 76218]

11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Which one of them did you bang during the Roaring Twenties? 

They are young enough to be his daughters.