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19 hours ago, futureman said:

they’re absolutely a threat and it’s fucking tiresome to see the rampant hubris around here spouting off about how easily we are going to trounce them.  they’re gonna be more amped to play that game than they have for any game in their fucking life.  they can pull a good game out of their ass every now and then; they did it with jimbo and they’ll do it with the fat fuck.  we could absolutely go there and lose. 

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what % of their roster came for the bags, but stayed for the jizzjars?

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Elmer_Fudd
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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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19 hours ago, futureman said:

they’re absolutely a threat and it’s fucking tiresome to see the rampant hubris around here spouting off about how easily we are going to trounce them.  they’re gonna be more amped to play that game than they have for any game in their fucking life.  they can pull a good game out of their ass every now and then; they did it with jimbo and they’ll do it with the fat fuck.  we could absolutely go there and lose. 

also, we could go to khe sahn and lose

the jihad will also be 10x there

we have rebuilt the machine

we have the technology

in sark we trust

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13 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Thats right Brauny! You teach us a fucking LESSON by coming after some OUR recruits. You fucking MAKE Lance Jackson and Jonah WIlliams and Kaliq Lockett and all the other motherfuckers who told you NO take your phone calls. That'll fucking teach us a real nasty lesson. 

You know what, while you're at it, why don't you tell your fat AF significant other that if she doesn't mind her P's and Q's, YOU might start sniffing around Sydney Sweeney and see if SHE's interested. 

Also, Brauny, thanks for ending your post with some info on recruits visting other schools that aren't aTm just to show them that they're not necessarily locked into Texas. Your subscriber base has to really appreciate that. 

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18 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Holy shit, Tarp said three censors (has to be in the sports information department at the Republic of Aggystan) had to review his practice reports before they went public. That. Is. Insane.

until disproven i still think alberts is the puppetmaster here and elk/staff are taking orders

regardless #teamtarp

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18 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Good on Tarp for speaking out about Elko’s bullshit. It’s exactly like Mack and Nick Vionis, except Elko definitely hasn’t earned the right to be that way. 

Yes, but Tarp is attempting to break the bubble of aggy delusion. And for that, he just be eliminated.

Best that his own kind do it, before self-awareness hits critical massHAHAHAHAHHAA LIKE THAT'S POSSIBLE

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4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If the aggy's solidified things with Sims he wouldn't still be taking an OV this weekend.

Brauny said 75 percent was on the "optimistic side of things." From an Aggy perspective, that's exactly right. If they're lucky, there's only a 75 percent chance he flips to Texas.

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3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it has zero to do with 'dunking' on them

it's not a rivalry

they are a virus, an infestation

it's not like 0u who we actually hate

we are on the front lines of civilization here

a world where aggy logic prevails must be stopped at all costs

and the best way to do this is to give literally fuck them up the ass to the tune of 100 points and with lasers surgically remove their rectums, like an alien cattle mutlation

this is about fear and loathing

Diddy?

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Hey aggys, we don’t care if you’re excited about the renewed rivalry or not. We told you we’d decide when we played again and we did. So now that it’s here just lay back, relax and enjoy it.

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6 hours ago, deft said:

What’s this insistence in believing that they have more money they actually do?

You could replace "money" in that sentence with a lot of words...relevance, historical success, current success, national appeal, self-awareness, lack of thinly veiled racism, etc.

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16 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Thats right Brauny! You teach us a fucking LESSON by coming after some OUR recruits. You fucking MAKE Lance Jackson and Jonah WIlliams and Kaliq Lockett and all the other motherfuckers who told you NO take your phone calls. That'll fucking teach us a real nasty lesson. 

You know what, while you're at it, why don't you tell your fat AF significant other that if she doesn't mind her P's and Q's, YOU might start sniffing around Sydney Sweeney and see if SHE's interested. 

Also, Brauny, thanks for ending your post with some info on recruits visting other schools that aren't aTm just to show them that they're not necessarily locked into Texas. Your subscriber base has to really appreciate that. 

Image of Jesus, Johnny.

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On 9/25/2024 at 9:52 PM, deft said:

What’s this insistence in believing that they have more money they actually do?

I think this is based on that report one year which showed their AD having a bigger budget than UT’s. But as someone on here explained it was because of the fundraising to do the stadium reconstruction in the offseason. But TexAgs crowed about how they were “richer than the sips” because of this report.

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