Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Focht Up 643]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They don't think highly enough of themselves?  LOL, that is pure gold.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

3 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

They don't think highly enough of themselves?  LOL, that is pure gold.

Sleeping giant, sir. It's been trying to wake up for 85 years. It lives in middle earth. 

[Waterboarder 343]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

[Hagbard Celine 11157]

6 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

I think this is based on that report one year which showed their AD having a bigger budget than UT’s. But as someone on here explained it was because of the fundraising to do the stadium reconstruction in the offseason. But TexAgs crowed about how they were “richer than the sips” because of this report.

they count 100% of the PUF assets as theirs entirely in their endowment AND they count their 1/3rd AUF payment as revenue

[utee94 16065]

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

they count 100% of the PUF assets as theirs entirely in their endowment AND they count their 1/3rd AUF payment as revenue

 

Yup.  And they also count capital fundraising campaign donations as revenue from operations.

[RomaVicta 30500]

The return of the Marine!

 

 

 

 

 

That marine is soooo dreamy. Aggies on TexAgs were outraged that some women took offense.

[Redneck Mutha 8158]

On 9/26/2024 at 7:59 AM, Bill Lumbergh said:

One of these days we'll have to tell them what it means when the money in the budget is in parenthesis

EBITDAggy

[closetojumping 65243]

Boy, Banks really does have some serious idiot mixed into his DNA. I remember hearing about him accidentally sending a dick pic to the wrong Taylor while he was still married. Hamm, of course, used it in an attempt to blackmail Banks for recruiting information.

[TexMexBuddha 994]

That's my coach....

[Park Gothic 5342]

20 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Boy, Banks really does have some serious idiot mixed into his DNA. I remember hearing about him accidentally sending a dick pic to the wrong Taylor while he was still married. Hamm, of course, used it in an attempt to blackmail Banks for recruiting information.

"I got your 6figs right here, kid"

[Vertigo 20461]

37 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Boy, Banks really does have some serious idiot mixed into his DNA. I remember hearing about him accidentally sending a dick pic to the wrong Taylor while he was still married. Hamm, of course, used it in an attempt to blackmail Banks for recruiting information.

That is so on brand for Hamm. What a loser.

[texifornia 58780]

An A&M education at work

 

Edited September 27 by texifornia

[The Gimp 354]

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

The return of the Marine!

 

 

 

 

 

That marine is soooo dreamy. Aggies on TexAgs were outraged that some women took offense.

Maybe the “pole assassin”  and some of her co-workers attended the clinic?

[WBT 20879]

Well that clears that up

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

32 minutes ago, WBT said:

Well that clears that up

What he's seeing is what happens when a true sleeping giant wakes the fuck up.

[RomaVicta 30500]

We are a sleeping giant.  Isn't that like anyone else declaring that they are asleep? 

 

Don't bother me, I'm asleep. I'm a giant, too. HOWDY! 

But, you're not asleep. You're talking. Endlessly.

Well, I'm a giant. 

Nope. 

Well, I will be as soon as another modern era comes around. Just you wait!

You're kind of weird, aren't you?

Can't hear you! I'm sleeping! Sleeping giant! Go away, sip!

[closetojumping 65243]

57 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

We are a sleeping giant.  Isn't that like anyone else declaring that they are asleep? 

 

Don't bother me, I'm asleep. I'm a giant, too. HOWDY! 

But, you're not asleep. You're talking. Endlessly.

Well, I'm a giant. 

Nope. 

Well, I will be as soon as another modern era comes around. Just you wait!

You're kind of weird, aren't you?

Can't hear you! I'm sleeping! Sleeping giant! Go away, sip!

I think this scene was originally in Zelda 2 on Nintendo. 

[Pato del Muerto 53329]

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I think this scene was originally in Zelda 2 on Nintendo. 

Fucking side scroll bullshit

[Longhornfrenzy 6260]

[Longhornfrenzy 6260]

[DaysOff 8157]

These are not serious people.

[Bevo14 8468]

I'm guessing they're the only shit-tier team in the country still talking about the playoffs...

[Harvdog 2416]

I cannot fathom being that stupid. The same people who only cared about how many stars a recruit has think that if you don’t score 50 your team is now ass. Was I frustrated watching yesterday?  Yes.  Lots of self inflicted wounds with penalties, fumbles and dropped passes.  The good news is we have 2 weeks to fix it. 

We are almost to the top of the Aggies roller coaster ride. Next week against Missouri should start the decent down.  At the end of the day, they are still Aggies…and will give us all hours of entertainment 

[Longhornfrenzy 6260]

[Doc Daneeka 6791]

I feel like the success rate of “Book it” posts is probably somewhere lower than 10%. On the upside, “book it” is shorter than “I’m an idiot throwing out a hot take I wish would happen but that everyone will forget when it doesn’t.”

[TexasRenegade 2610]

I'm trying to follow the logic here of undefeated Alabama, 1 loss Georgia, and 2 loss A&M with 1 conference loss thinks they would be in the conference championship game?

[BigHornedLurker 2107]

12 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I feel like the success rate of “Book it” posts is probably somewhere lower than 10%. On the upside, “book it” is shorter than “I’m an idiot throwing out a hot take I wish would happen but that everyone will forget when it doesn’t.”

[Scholz 12301]

9 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

I'm trying to follow the logic here of undefeated Alabama, 1 loss Georgia, and 2 loss A&M with 1 conference loss thinks they would be in the conference championship game?

[Bevo14 8468]

11 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

I'm trying to follow the logic

This is where you went wrong.

[nnm 37737]

27 minutes ago, Scholz said:

[billfromlaketravis 11784]

They’re going to talk about making the CFP until they lose to Misery. Then they’ll gnash their teeth for 24 hours about Klein. By Monday morning,  there will 30 threads about how they can stay still get in with 2 losses and they’re the best 2 loss team in the country because Misery and Notre Dame are playoff teams. 
 

I doubt any sort of reality sets in until loss 3. We’ll probably have to wait until the end of October. 

Edited September 29 by billfromlaketravis

[Bill Lumbergh 7337]

 

 

[HtownHorn 15243]

4 hours ago, Harvdog said:

I cannot fathom being that stupid. The same people who only cared about how many stars a recruit has think that if you don’t score 50 your team is now ass. Was I frustrated watching yesterday?  Yes.  Lots of self inflicted wounds with penalties, fumbles and dropped passes.  The good news is we have 2 weeks to fix it. 

We are almost to the top of the Aggies roller coaster ride. Next week against Missouri should start the decent down.  At the end of the day, they are still Aggies…and will give us all hours of entertainment 

What boggles my mind even more, is they've obviously watched OU struggle on offense for 5 games, why do they keep saying they could beat us with that shitastic offense?

[RomaVicta 30500]

Trust in RC  Fran  the Sherman tank  Sumlin  Jimbo "he knows how to win a natty" Fisher  Elko and Klein! 

 

The first and last posts are just sad. Georgia and Texas don't need extra motivation just like 'Bama and Georgia didn't. Aggies don't have any rivalry where the outcome had national championship implications for them.  Middle guy has the right of it.

 

 

This is repeated over and over. We are always defined by our worst game.

 

Alabama and Georgia have both had similar games:

Georgia (ranked 2cd) 13-12 at KY this year. Alabama (ranked 5 after losing to us) 17-3 at S. Florida last year.

I guess the Aggies best victory is a close contest between Bowling Green (lost to Old Dominion yesterday) and Arkansas. If Notre Dame keeps winning after to losing to NIU, that quality loss may be better than their best win!

 

I think the coronation and gushing over Manning is, indeed, too much. Manning has no control over what idiot sportscasters will do. Arch is over-hyped but also appears to be very good at the moment with a rare level of excellence to come when he takes over the team. I mean, if we can't have Wiggy, I guess Arch Manning will do.

[RomaVicta 30500]

2 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

I'm trying to follow the logic here of undefeated Alabama, 1 loss Georgia, and 2 loss A&M with 1 conference loss thinks they would be in the conference championship game?

They're relying on the Who Wins Halftime tie-breaker.

[Armybrat 41314]

Aggy have been overhyping themselves since I was a baby.

Think about what that means.

 

Edited September 29 by Armybrat

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

5 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Arch Manning is over-hyped after laying 250 and 300+ in back to back games is certainly a take. 

Aggy retard syndrome has reached new heights. 

[closetojumping 65243]

2 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

This a thread full of screenshots from TexAgs. Get over yourself, cunt.

You are correct. This is a thread of screenshots from aggie sites and then we all point and laugh in unison. 

What you seem to obliviously miss is that that’s all this is. No one here wants to read unfunny political shit, dummy. We don’t care what side the content is on, it doesn’t need to be here. 

So go get fucked by not owning your boring, uncreative bandwidth drain. Negged. 

[Longhornfrenzy 6260]

Tears & conspiracies over AP poll 

[Hank_Hill 19750]

Bama was tied with USF until the 4th but we’re going to get rolled by Georgia because we struggled to a 22 point win over a conference team. Got it.

[closetojumping 65243]

8 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

You got the joke. Congrats. The similarities between aggy and what can’t be mentioned in this sacred thread are palpable. Stop being a pussy.

It’s not the thread, doofus. It’s the actual concept of how forums work. There’s a political forum where boring political comparisons and bad political jokes can be made. You can go there and even use really lame nicknames for the candidates you like or don’t like. It’s apparently a total blast for those so inclined.

And then you have everything else here where the rest of us just don’t find it amusing, and it’s almost always divisive. So when you bring it out of that forum, it’s fucking irritating.

This isn’t some scenario where you get it and we don’t, or you’re right and none of us can see that. You aren’t smart enough to win here and you do not have high ground. Now get right or get fucked. 

[Bevo14 8468]

34 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Bama was tied with USF until the 4th but we’re going to get rolled by Georgia because we struggled to a 22 point win over a conference team. Got it.

We will get our chance to push the SEC elites' shit in now and into the future, so I enjoy the dumbass comments now. It's going to be hilarious watching aggy try to explain how we actually suck as we pick up a W each weekend.

Edited September 29 by Bevo14

[Basil 767]

Trust in RC  Fran  the Sherman tank  Sumlin  Jimbo "he knows how to win a natty" Fisher  Elko and Klein! 
 

The first and last posts are just sad. Georgia and Texas don't need extra motivation just like 'Bama and Georgia didn't. Aggies don't have any rivalry where the outcome had national championship implications for them.  Middle guy has the right of it.
 
 
This is repeated over and over. We are always defined by our worst game.

 
Alabama and Georgia have both had similar games:
Georgia (ranked 2cd) 13-12 at KY this year. Alabama (ranked 5 after losing to us) 17-3 at S. Florida last year.
I guess the Aggies best victory is a close contest between Bowling Green (lost to Old Dominion yesterday) and Arkansas. If Notre Dame keeps winning after to losing to NIU, that quality loss may be better than their best win!
 

I think the coronation and gushing over Manning is, indeed, too much. Manning has no control over what idiot sportscasters will do. Arch is over-hyped but also appears to be very good at the moment with a rare level of excellence to come when he takes over the team. I mean, if we can't have Wiggy, I guess Arch Manning will do.

If we can make do with Vince when aggy was riding the greatness of Reggie McNeil, I’m thinking we can make do with Arch to ease the pain a bit of not having Wiggy.

[linux 1760]

I can't believe the fanbase is so god damn stupid that they spend pages and pages and pages whining about a website edge case bug, like seriously you fucking morons it is not a conspiracy, they website was just coded in 2 minutes tops.

The conspiracy rotten brain is the most pathetic existence imaginable. Even dogs are smarter.

[Xminus6 839]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Tears & conspiracies over AP poll 

I love that they’re arguing whether or not they should have moved up from #24 or down to #25 and we’re on here thinking we’re fine with giving up the #1 spot for a while.

[billfromlaketravis 11784]

I think they clinched 8&4 yesterday. We’re enjoying an easy schedule too, and we play many of the same opponents that are having below average seasons with coaching changes looming. 

Theyl’ll celebrate it as a program headed in the right direction and they’ll play the same conference schedule next year. I think the difference between them and South Carolina is Reed. Maybe Jimbo’s best/only good QB eval since Winston. Credit to the kid for continuing to develop in the middle of a coaching change. He hasn’t taken any time off. 
 

I think every big school in the SEC is going to get 4 and 5 star QBs, and Longstreet’s brother is already on the time. There’s really no need to massage Weigman leaving. He was never really good, and he got Wally Pipp’d. That’s an easy sell to recruits. Stay ready and if you’re better than the other guy, you’ll keep your job. 
 

I think 8&4 is who they are culturally. It’ll be tough for the bottom to fall out unless the conference goes to 9 games. 

[RomaVicta 30500]

  

Gentlemen, we must keep A&M under control.

 

 

What is it with Aggies and naming eras all the time?

   

 

[Hagbard Celine 11157]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

Gentlemen, we must keep A&M under control.

 

[Longhornfrenzy 6260]

[RomaVicta 30500]

Yes. I can't think of any two programs closer in their accomplishments than OU and A&M. Perfect comp. Not Michigan State or South Carolina. No. Oklahoma.