Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Fondren & Main 6679]

Been awhile since Elko has seen 6 inches.  It’s probably a solid 3.5 inches under the FUPA blubber.

[DanTheHorn 4903]

3 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

"Get busy living or get busy dying. That's what living is, the six inches in front of your face." - Red. Elk has been watching movies for motivation. 

 

Edited October 10 by DanTheHorn

[WBT 20483]

Al Pacino was in The Program?

[DanTheHorn 4903]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Al Pacino was in The Program?

My bad that is why I edited.

[Napoleon 8634]

3 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

Reminds me of a shirt that you'd see floating around DKR back in the late 90's ❌  (at least that's when I first saw it) of a drawing of Bevo getting a blow job from an aggie co-ed.

Just keep focused on those 6 inches in front of you and then the end of season will come.

That can't be real.

‘90s ✅

[Tex Pete 20243]

42 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Been awhile since Elko has seen 6 inches.  It’s probably a solid 3.5 inches under the FUPA blubber.

If he’s talking to aggies, it’s definitely 3.5 inches tops. 

[Tonesky 922]

24 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

If he’s talking to aggies, it’s definitely 3.5 inches tops. 

Less the depth of the glory hole. 

[Frank Drebin 5636]

4 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

I saw pics of Elko at a wedding recently and he’s obviously back on the sauce. 

A1, Heinz 57, tarter, soy, bearnaise, cocktail, Pace Picante, alfredo, and chocolate. It’s sad. 

His face is always bright red.  That’s a man that drinks a lot on a daily basis.  

[Hornlover 8824]

4 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

Reminds me of a shirt that you'd see floating around DKR back in the late 90's (at least that's when I first saw it) of a drawing of Bevo getting a blow job from an aggie co-ed.

Just keep focused on those 6 inches in front of you and then the end of season will come.

That can't be real.

 

3 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

I remember this too. But my frat made a ton of tshirts with Bevo getting a bj. 

 

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

‘90s ✅

I remember them from around '98 or so. Said "Gag em Aggies", with a centaurish looking Bevo getting a bj from an aggy.

[Wiler77 1558]

That's it! Gag 'em Aggies. Lol. Google is no help.

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12111]

13 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

That's it! Gag 'em Aggies. Lol. Google is no help.

 

They own the googles, sip! 

[campcrunk 2405]

4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I was a fan of Danger Snacks. Let it flow, my brother.

 

4 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Whatever happened to that dude?

I feel like this gif is appropriate for a couple of reasons

[closetojumping 62274]

14 hours ago, Beer Drinker said:

He really looks like a gravy guy

I feel like the venn diagram between sauce guys and gravy guys is something trending towards a perfect circle. 

@RomaVicta

This: 

“If you're a slob sporting a suit adorned by a button missile with the safety off, you better bring the yuks. Elko knows his audience. They're the ones who struggle with Blue Collar comedy.”

I legit lol’ed at that. Just outstanding. 

[Jebus 1301]

14 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Taking a miraculous mind expanding substance just to keep browsing Surly is awesome. 

it really helps to appreciate the nuances of cheese puns and PG-13 tit gifs 

[derp 738]

16 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

 

It isn’t going to suck itself.

Edited October 10 by derp

[Kwix 2186]

He makes how much now?  Shows up with wrinkled jacket, pants too long, and shoes untied.  

[Burt Macklin 19000]

1 minute ago, Kwix said:

He makes how much now?  Shows up with wrinkled jacket, pants too long, and shoes untied.  

Elko needs to donate his entire collection of sport coats to the hurricane relief efforts. Each one could easily work as a tent for a family of four. 

[Mr. Drummond 2197]

3 minutes ago, Kwix said:

He makes how much now?  Shows up with wrinkled jacket, pants too long, and shoes untied.  

That dude hasn't seen his shoes while standing up in years, he has no idea they are untied.     He would have to take off the shoe to tie it, or have someone help him.   

[Gordon Shumway 452]

[Deej 76636]

52 minutes ago, Kwix said:

He makes how much now?  Shows up with wrinkled jacket, pants too long, and shoes untied.  

And they say Sark has the drinking problem. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21096]

He looks like an aggy loompa. 

[nnm 36208]

1 hour ago, Kwix said:

He makes how much now?  Shows up with wrinkled jacket, pants too long, and shoes untied.  

That poor buttonhole . . .

[Lou_Sassle 2865]

1 hour ago, Kwix said:

He makes how much now?  Shows up with wrinkled jacket, pants too long, and shoes untied.  

 

[Butch Had Not 2943]

23 minutes ago, Deej said:

And they say Sark has the drinking problem. 

That's the logic I don't get. Sark has been getting into great shape physically,  is winning on the field,  recruiting is going strong. If your premise for him drinking again is a divorce or Nansen being present then ok but nothing screams alcoholic like an in shape winning coach.

.

[Tex Pete 20243]

11 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

That's the logic I don't get. Sark has been getting into great shape physically,  is winning on the field,  recruiting is going strong. If your premise for him drinking again is a divorce or Nansen being present then ok but nothing screams alcoholic like an in shape winning coach.

.

You're overthinking it.

They're just making shit up and repeating it. As always.

[RomaVicta 29836]

I think the jacket is waving a white flag.

[gurt 738]

It beggars belief that this guy is only 47 years old

[UTEE97 3476]

2 hours ago, Kwix said:

He makes how much now?  Shows up with wrinkled jacket, pants too long, and shoes untied.  

I bet it was too hard to reach the shoe laces and he just said, "fuck it!"

[DigglerontheHoof 21096]

16 minutes ago, gurt said:

It beggars belief that this guy is only 47 years old

[Vertuzzi 1362]

20 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I bet it was too hard to reach the shoe laces and he just said, "fuck it!"

He should just demand some ball-licking aggy fan to tie them for him. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20354]

 

 

[Nivek 16876]

4 hours ago, Kwix said:

 

What the hell was Mack thinking?

[Beau Vine 54049]

6 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Elko needs to donate his entire collection of sport coats to the hurricane relief efforts. Each one could easily work as a tent for a family of four. 

I have a better idea:

[Napoleon 8634]

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I have a better idea:

I still can’t believe that this is the first (or maybe 2nd) time this building has lost its roof.

It looks like it was perfectly constructed to have the local tornadoes decapitate it on an annual basis.

PS- Elko has an alcoholic stare.

 

And he’s grotesquely fat.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12111]

3 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

I still can’t believe that this is the first (or maybe 2nd) time this building has lost its roof.

It looks like it was perfectly constructed to have the local tornadoes decapitate it on an annual basis.

PS- Elko has an alcoholic stare.

 

And he’s grotesquely fat.

He can't even fit in there. They had to take the roof off so he could breathe. 

[Deej 76636]

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

He can't even fit in there. They had to take the roof off so he could breathe. 

They made his coat out of the roof.

[Longhornfrenzy 5623]

[Deej 76636]

Amazing what two 5 star qbs and a coach who doesn't think "offense" is shoving people out of the way at a Golden Corral buffet can do. 

[deft 6806]

Ok, so we’re back to sark being a good coach? And Texas qbs are actually good as is their offense? I just to make sure I understand.

[Hank_Hill 18613]

He’s our 3rd WR commit not sure why they act like we have so many

[Hookem10 655]

With the way the rb room is this year. I’m not worried about the wr numbers. Take em all if it’ll work. Hard work and most talented will sort that room out. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12111]

And to add insult to injury, let's take Kelshaun Johnson while we're at it. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5623]

[billfromlaketravis 11377]

I tried to post before aggy called our class a 7 on 7 team, and it looks like I just missed it. Thanks Frenzy.

[Hank_Hill 18613]

Yea nevermind we have the best Edge class in the country, LBs they wanted, and a DT class that should be top 5 shortly. 7on7

Edited October 11 by Hank_Hill

[Longhornfrenzy 5623]

[fattyflattie 4637]

15 hours ago, closetojumping said:

@RomaVicta

This: 

“If you're a slob sporting a suit adorned by a button missile with the safety off, you better bring the yuks. Elko knows his audience. They're the ones who struggle with Blue Collar comedy.”

I legit lol’ed at that. Just outstanding. 

Same. @RomaVicta I hope your education/employment included loads of writing.   

[Hank_Hill 18613]

39 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

“Pre-Madonna”

[Victor Lazlo 1773]

“Also, if you don't think other programs like tu aren't negatively recruiting against A&M about the misses and lack of production at the WR
position you're crazy...”

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Pre-madonnas and entitlement. This clown really has his finger on the pulse of Sarkisian’s culture and team. All the better in a thread talking about how Texas has a stacked receiver room waiting their chance for the ball to find them. 

It’s going to be glorious when it sinks in that Missouri is garbage.