Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[DigglerontheHoof 21096]

This thread should be renamed Common Clay of the New West: Screenshots. 

[Deej 76637]

I imagine aggy posting on Texags with the Gateway computers they bought off of QVC in 2007.

[Frank Drebin 5636]

9 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Same. @RomaVicta I hope your education/employment included loads of writing.   

@RomaVicta mocks Aggie idiocy the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It is his true medium, a master.

Edited October 11 by Frank Drebin

[RomaVicta 29836]

4 hours ago, Victor Lazlo said:

“Also, if you don't think other programs like tu aren't negatively recruiting against A&M about the misses and lack of production at the WR
position you're crazy...”

Is it negative recruiting to point out something that is pretty much self-evident? 

 

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

2 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Pre-madonnas and entitlement. This clown really has his finger on the pulse of Sarkisian’s culture and team.

This sentiment is and always has been central to their collective fantasy which casts Texas as the fortunate rich kid whose successes have never been earned and casts themselves as the virtuous underdogs. The actual people involved don’t change this. So of course every Texas player and coach is a selfish, arrogant, shallow diva while all ags are genuine hard-working men of character. 

When you start with this conclusion (and then try to support it at all costs), you kinda have to tap into a level of cognitive dissonance that most can’t reach. Never mind that it is their program, not Texas’s, that has repeatedly been caught cheating, and that they are the ones constantly boasting about how wealthy their program is - they are the virtuous underdogs.

[RomaVicta 29836]

Nice of this guy to remember:

And the redass response:

 

 

[Mr. Drummond 2197]

"Their rank is high just by taking WRs"    we have 3

"They have multiple 5 stars barely getting time now" - 100% wrong.     We have one 5 star not starting, but he is getting plenty of snaps for a true freshman.  Don't worry, you will see plenty of him in about 6 weeks.

 

Come on ags, just try to be accurate.    There are things to try and mock about us with, why not use your pathetic collective brain power and try to come up with something clever.   

 

I would give you a list, but i don't want you figuring out my real name is Clarence, i live with both my parents, and they have a real good marriage. 

[closetojumping 62274]

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

@RomaVicta mocks Aggie idiocy the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It is his true medium, a master.

[HuttNuts 54]

4 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

"Their rank is high just by taking WRs"    we have 3

"They have multiple 5 stars barely getting time now" - 100% wrong.     We have one 5 star not starting, but he is getting plenty of snaps for a true freshman.  Don't worry, you will see plenty of him in about 6 weeks.

 

Come on ags, just try to be accurate.    There are things to try and mock about us with, why not use your pathetic collective brain power and try to come up with something clever.   

 

I would give you a list, but i don't want you figuring out my real name is Clarence, i live with both my parents, and they have a real good marriage. 

Cook was/is a 5 star in some of the ratings. 

http://www.on3.com/db/johntay-cook-ii-64133/

[Longhornfrenzy 5623]

[Gut Wagon 8054]

If you don't fantasize about standing shoulder to shoulder with real troops in the darkest days of 'Nam (Viet, not Fayette) or raising a shimmering blade against a horde of rogue SMU cheerleaders, you'll always be an entitled diva to Old Army. They'd call dear old Professor Terguson a 2%er. 

 

[Frank Drebin 5636]

Good to get the real scoop from Aggies.  Apparently we have 10 WRs committed.  And we are not happy with Brandon Baker.

[SimkinsMan 4358]

 

[T-shirt Sip 2097]

5 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Good to get the real scoop from Aggies.  Apparently we have 10 WRs committed.  And we are not happy with Brandon Baker.

Oh and don't forget we have something percolating just under the surface that could be problematic. These people know more about our program than we do. They are truly amazing. 

[campcrunk 2405]

If you follow MacArthur's posts, you can actually see a fake rumor becoming absolute truth in real time:

- "I have heard they aren't pleased with Baker" quickly becomes:

- "They are actually really unhappy with Baker." 

Complete bullshit, obviously, but it's interesting to watch him convince himself FOR A FACT that he has insider info and it's that one of those dang 5-star sip players is actually awful. And it's only going to grow from here. By next week, I imagine Sark and Flood will be considering processing Baker

[RomaVicta 29836]

Money bad. Walking the walk good.

 

Money good. Hit portal hard.

 

This guy even gets points for the emoji.

 

And this guy.

* "I hope!"

Plenty of chatter among the tireless parrots of TexAgs who all have buddies close to the tu program and have all the inside poop about the culturally soft, entitled, arrogant disarray just waiting to undermine the sips because of their drunk coach. 

Sippy hasn't faced adversity such as we did against Bowling Green and Notre Dame. There were 85 seniors on that Bowling Green team! 85! We're finding ways to win while they're...well finding ways to win, too. 

Anybody else smell fear and idiocy? 

I don't want to think ahead to our game with them because it also means the end of the short CFB season, but we will murder them.

[Gut Wagon 8054]

11 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

If you follow MacArthur's posts, you can actually see a fake rumor becoming absolute truth in real time:

- "I have heard they aren't pleased with Baker" quickly becomes:

- "They are actually really unhappy with Baker." 

Complete bullshit, obviously, but it's interesting to watch him convince himself FOR A FACT that he has insider info and it's that one of those dang 5-star sip players is actually awful. And it's only going to grow from here. By next week, I imagine Sark and Flood will be considering processing Baker

"Baker already regrets signing with the dildo worshippers in Austin. He's told everyone except Texas coaches, teammates and the media that he wishes he could go AWOL right before Thanksgiving, only to join the good guys and run out of the tunnel proudly wearing a maroon uni for the Nov. 30 beatdown we'll be giving them."

[Fondren & Main 6679]

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving!

[SydneyCarton 47936]

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

We've been so displeased with Baker he has gotten snaps as a True Freshman. So weird. 

[Frank Drebin 5636]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

We've been so displeased with Baker he has gotten snaps as a True Freshman. So weird. 

Clearly trying to get the clock started on his eligibility, you dumb sip

[Longhornfrenzy 5623]

[campcrunk 2405]

15 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

  

3 hours ago, campcrunk said:

If you follow MacArthur's posts, you can actually see a fake rumor becoming absolute truth in real time:

- "I have heard they aren't pleased with Baker" quickly becomes:

- "They are actually really unhappy with Baker." 

Complete bullshit, obviously, but it's interesting to watch him convince himself FOR A FACT that he has insider info and it's that one of those dang 5-star sip players is actually awful. And it's only going to grow from here. By next week, I imagine Sark and Flood will be considering processing Baker

 

"Baker is taking up a lot of dead money. They may have to cut him loose." 

 

We have tracked the evolution of a new aggy "truth" in real time

Edited October 11 by campcrunk

[Vertuzzi 1362]

Any fan chirping Texas about oline recruiting/development can immediately be dismissed as a fucking moron. 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

And who wants that kind of bullshit on a thread talking about the sips’ players, anyway? Rank speculation and innuendo is a maroon tradition. Why let knowledge seep into it?

[Vertuzzi 1362]

El Mero Mero 14 needs to be thrown out of a moving car for how stupid this comment is. 

[SydneyCarton 47936]

7 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

El Mero Mero 14 needs to be thrown out of a moving car for how stupid this comment is. 

Boy, if we had players not producing or developing to the satisfaction of the coaches, I fucking wish we could cut them loose. But that's not how it works. 

[Nivek 16876]

I am a fan of the guy who responded to the one poster pointing out how Texas’ schedule was easy a few days ago and now every groupthinker is claiming it is a gauntlet. And the doofus responded with “you must be new to the SEC” now quite understanding what he just said.

[campcrunk 2405]

I also like the fact that they're harassing the shit out of a graduate from a real military school 

[Park Gothic 5005]

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving!

[Redneck Mutha 7941]

Gauntlet or cakewalk?

[Genghis 637]

I also love the fact that anyone with "tons of insider knowledge of the sip locker room" that paints it negatively is a glorious insider bringing truth to the masses whereas someone with "tons of insider knowledge of the sip locker room" that says good things is clearly a sip spy and troll.

[Not a Sock 2311]

1 hour ago, Vertuzzi said:

El Mero Mero 14 needs to be thrown out of a moving car for how stupid this comment is. 

So concerned about how we aren’t getting our money’s worth, while we sit undefeated ranked #1 with a dozen NFL draft picks.

[ajax 2591]

*prima donna

pre-madonna is Cyndi Lauper

[RomaVicta 29836]

Fucking stalker:

 

Imagine making the absurd claims that Texas recruits and develops OL well or that Missouri shouldn't have been in the top 10. Clearly a sip troll. Maybe even a t-shirt t-sip who doesn't merit consideration when he tells the truth.

To criticize Aggies you must be an Aggie. If you're an Aggie and you criticize Aggie, then you're not a true Aggie.

That's the kind of approach that ensures great success in the future!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12111]

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Gauntlet or cakewalk?

 

[Pato del Muerto 52386]

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Gauntlet or cakewalk?

[nnm 36209]

2 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Gauntlet or cakewalk?

Easy. If UT wins the SECX3, it’s a cakewalk gifted by ESPN and Snakey. If UT loses a couple, it’s a gauntlet. Cmon, man, this isn’t rocket surgery. 

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

I feel like this thread along with access to aggy message boards could provide amazing case studies for psychology students. 

[fattyflattie 4637]

4 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

El Mero Mero 14 needs to be thrown out of a moving car for how stupid this comment is. 

Remind me again what institution was being named by Grimes’ father for having this reputation maybe 2 weeks ago.    I believe Walter Nolen had some public thoughts on it as well, iirc.  They want to be Texas so bad they confuse themselves with us?

[Napoleon 8634]

It is a bit odd for people to write in this thread that aggies are obsessed with us when we have a thread with over half of a thousand pages devoted to their thoughts and our opinions of their thoughts. 

It is also a bit humorous when opposing views are highlighted and contradictory when there is no citation of the posts being made by the same poster. 

Lastly, bringing up posts that appear to be possibly a troll job and then mocking those posts as indicative of what all aggies believe is a tad cringe. Yes, I find them entertaining, but that doesn’t mean that I believe that they are 100% honest posts of raving morons. So…
 

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I feel like this thread along with access to aggy message boards could provide amazing case studies for psychology students. 

…I am glad that you included our obsessive mocking of these walking stupid in College Station - as well as their alums and t-shirt fans around the (flat?) globe 🌎 - in your proposed psychology syllabuses (“syllabi”?).

 

Nappy B. approves.

[msucolt45 4034]

“BamaWho” is about to be perma-banned from Texags based on his post 8 hours ago!
Or have to meet chin pubes in the parking lot for speaking the truth.

Hook’em!!!

[Lone Star Horn 2010]

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

It is a bit odd for people to write in this thread that aggies are obsessed with us when we have a thread with over half of a thousand pages devoted to their thoughts and our opinions of their thoughts. 

It is also a bit humorous when opposing views are highlighted and contradictory when there is no citation of the posts being made by the same poster. 

Lastly, bringing up posts that appear to be possibly a troll job and then mocking those posts as indicative of what all aggies believe is a tad cringe. Yes, I find them entertaining, but that doesn’t mean that I believe that they are 100% honest posts of raving morons. So…
 

…I am glad that you included our obsessive mocking of these walking stupid in College Station - as well as their alums and t-shirt fans around the (flat?) globe 🌎 - in your proposed psychology syllabuses (“syllabi”?).

 

Nappy B. approves.

I've seen this thought posted before and it just rubs me the wrong way. 

You do know that this thread (mainly recruiting, but other thoughts are here) and the "Tell me About Texas a&m" thread are where we post anything about aggy. It prevents this board from having multiple threads with the same posts. Would you rather we do what texags does and start a new thread for every thought or comment about aggy. 

I wouldn't say that it shows an obsession about aggy. It's nice not to have multiple threads. I prefer to have all the aggy info confined to minimal threads, and I believe that most here feel the same way.

[TKthunder2 4981]

21 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

I've seen this thought posted before and it just rubs me the wrong way. 

You do know that this thread (mainly recruiting, but other thoughts are here) and the "Tell me About Texas a&m" thread are where we post anything about aggy. It prevents this board from having multiple threads with the same posts. Would you rather we do what texags does and start a new thread for every thought or comment about aggy. 

I wouldn't say that it shows an obsession about aggy. It's nice not to have multiple threads. I prefer to have all the aggy info confined to minimal threads, and I believe that most here feel the same way.

I would rather we do a thread each year versus having one gigantic never ending mega thread.

[deft 6806]

Hell to the no. Keep it looongboi thread.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

11 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Fucking stalker:

 

To criticize Aggies you must be an Aggie. If you're an Aggie and you criticize Aggie, then you're not a true Aggie.

It’s a… it’s a Catch-22!

[Gidnik 3253]

On 10/11/2024 at 6:22 AM, Doc Daneeka said:

Pre-madonnas and entitlement. This clown really has his finger on the pulse of Sarkisian’s culture and team. All the better in a thread talking about how Texas has a stacked receiver room waiting their chance for the ball to find them. 

It’s going to be glorious when it sinks in that Missouri is garbage. 

 primadonna 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

2 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

 primadonna 

What is this bullshit?

[Tree Fidy 1196]

6 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

I would rather we do a thread each year versus having one gigantic never ending mega thread.

It’s almost like a date/time stamp feature.  

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20354]

24 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

It’s almost like a date/time stamp feature.  

I agree.  And in the future, archaeologists could use it to carbon date Aggie idiocy. 

[msucolt45 4034]

No Ragrets! Surly staple, just like
pre-madonna.

Hook’em!!!