Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[AbeFroman 2142]

17 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

You cannot find bigger dumbasses than these dumbasses, I dare you to try.

[RomaVicta 29836]

13 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I feel like this thread along with access to aggy message boards could provide amazing case studies for psychology students. 

Don't leave out the Anthropology Department!

11 hours ago, Napoleon said:

It is a bit odd for people to write in this thread that aggies are obsessed with us when we have a thread with over half of a thousand pages devoted to their thoughts and our opinions of their thoughts. 

It is also a bit humorous when opposing views are highlighted and contradictory when there is no citation of the posts being made by the same poster. 

Lastly, bringing up posts that appear to be possibly a troll job and then mocking those posts as indicative of what all aggies believe is a tad cringe. Yes, I find them entertaining, but that doesn’t mean that I believe that they are 100% honest posts of raving morons. So…
 

…I am glad that you included our obsessive mocking of these walking stupid in College Station - as well as their alums and t-shirt fans around the (flat?) globe 🌎 - in your proposed psychology syllabuses (“syllabi”?).

 

Nappy B. approves.

1. This thread isn't a graduate thesis or dissertation.

2. I doubt anyone here would deny they're obsessed with the Aggies. I am. It's like knowing your stalker who thinks you, just by your choice of university, are effeminate, entitled, dishonest, toxic, and pretty much devil-spawn. Their obsession is different than mine. I don't sacrifice reality to it.

3. I'm actually careful about preferring to quote posts from AgTags or posts that reflect one of their parroted mantras about tu. You just about can't quote a single post on TexAgs that will not be duplicated multiple times by other Aggies.

4. Quoting the rare unique take on TexAgs is justified by it being absurdly funny or outrageously irony-deaf or just plain dumb. I've never seen such a post claiming, "this is proof of what they all think!" I also include Aggie posts that are smart or funny. The same posts are captured in @Longhornfrenzy's essential dragnets.

5. We generally recognize that those we ridicule are redass TexAgs rather than their growing percentage of 2%ers.

6. Back to the grad student thing. Grad student thinking and writing are high-end threats to language and thought to complement sportswriters'/sportscasters' low-end threat to same.

Grad school seems to cultivate dry repetitive language used by students fearful of breaking the template. The endeavor to exercise the mind through freedom to pursue a single topic ironically forces most of those minds down a narrow road of ticket punching at the end of which they have a paper so dry and useless that it may as well turn to dust in the hand.

Years of dedication to that seem to cause atrophy of the imagination, wit, and since of irony. Graduate student style writing (connectedness instead of connection,  for example) is dead as shit when brought to either the public or private sector. It's maybe my main jihad as a professional.

Don't let this happen to you.

Written without rancor.

Edited October 12 by RomaVicta

[RomaVicta 29836]

We've lived long enough to witness the co-opting of yet another widespread practice to become an Aggie tradition.

[PilotsError 2286]

[RomaVicta 29836]

[Longhornfrenzy 5623]

aggy feeling left out 

[Longhornfrenzy 5623]

[deft 6806]

Holy shit at the one post suggesting aggy-cocks is the biggest interstate rivalry. I just can’t with these people.

[Focht Up 631]

40 minutes ago, deft said:

Holy shit at the one post suggesting aggy-cocks is the biggest interstate rivalry. I just can’t with these people.

Yeah, no one gives a rat's ass about that game.  It's not even a rivalry.

[billfromlaketravis 11377]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

aggy feeling left out 

Did Old Army Fight really get 500+ likes on that post? Holy shit. 

[RomaVicta 29836]

 

He is correct in that OSU means as much to OU as A&M means to us. He just got the "much bigger" thing wrong.

1. This is so important to them. It's almost as if they have no real identity otherwise.

2. 

 

 

 

   

 

Edited October 12 by RomaVicta

[Caver60 395]

I admire your ability to sort through that unadulterated bullshit.

[deft 6806]

^^this. It makes feel like a crazy person just reading the screenshots. I can’t imagine actually reading through it all unfiltered.

[Longhornfrenzy 5623]

[Pato del Muerto 52386]

All those proclamations about ou giving us trouble sure disappeared into a sea of ou sucks rather quickly.  Nothing on miss st giving Georgia a 4 quarter game?  Georgia is still going to kill us because they are good but Texas had “trouble” with state?

Edited October 13 by Pato del Muerto

[Jebus 1301]

these guys earnestly trying to refer to texas as "lil bro" is some big time chickenhawk, fake-it-till-you-make-it energy

[billfromlaketravis 11377]

Early spreads for MS State - aggy? 

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

The shifting of the goal posts commence.    OU was gonna beat us. Now OU so bad blsh blsh. Blsh 

[Jebus 1301]

please oh please let Miss State smoke those douchecunts 

[Armybrat 40759]

Mebbe those maroon carrots are exceptionally hallucinogenic?

[Focht Up 631]

When we beat uga, the narrative will be that geogia sucks

[Longhornfrenzy 5623]

Goalposts have been moved more times than I can count from the Goober's 

[Focht Up 631]

Ou sucks!  But Missouri is fantastic!

[BigHornedLurker 1909]

27 minutes ago, Jebus said:

please oh please let Miss State smoke those douchecunts 

Texas just got cowbell early! 

[Texasborn91 920]

Penis envy…

[campcrunk 2405]

9 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Ou sucks!  But Missouri is fantastic!

Exactly. OU and Michigan would both smoke Mizzou. Overrated on offense, non-existent on defense

[Sgt Hulk 13696]

When we beat uga we are just lucky we caught uga on a down year.  You know winning by 10 over miss state and giving up 31 to a team we skull fucked will shift that goal post nicely 

[Gut Wagon 8054]

13 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

When we beat uga we are just lucky we caught uga on a down year.  You know winning by 10 over miss state and giving up 31 to a team we skull fucked will shift that goal post nicely 

"Texas caught MSU looking ahead to UGA. Classic trap game that unfairly helped the sips."

[Longhornfrenzy 5623]

These fuckers are taking the Texas win worse than Oklahoma & they actually lost

[Pato del Muerto 52386]

Blinnaggie2002 seems well adjusted 

[SydneyCarton 47936]

Imagine a world where you think the Manning family orchestrated the Texas and OU move to the SEC…2 or 3 years before Manning even committed to UT. 

Then imagine a world where ANY media outlet other than The Eagle considers Texas a Liberal school. 

[Mdhorn 5927]

Texas is gonna crater aggy this year and the best part is them not seeing/rationalizing it until it happens. When the smoke clears it’ll be a bunch of excuses, anything but their history is failure. Maybe we’ll read about how their new big 12 alignment will be so much better than the sec, sec, sec ever was. 

Edited October 13 by Mdhorn

[campcrunk 2405]

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

These fuckers are taking the Texas win worse than Oklahoma & they actually lost

Interesting that none of these guys complaining about getting shit at work are introspective enough to realize that they're the office goobers

[Nivek 16876]

Imagine a world where you think the Manning family orchestrated the Texas and OU move to the SEC…2 or 3 years before Manning even committed to UT. 

Then imagine a world where ANY media outlet other than The Eagle considers Texas a Liberal school. 

Counter subconscious espionage?

[Deej 76637]

11 hours ago, deft said:

Holy shit at the one post suggesting aggy-cocks is the biggest interstate rivalry. I just can’t with these people.

aggy has always had a thing for cocks.

[UDontKnow 10439]

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy has always had a thing for cocks.

Which is why they think their biggest interstate rival is South Carolina.

[Longhornfrenzy 5623]

[Hagbard Celine 10795]

don't look up!

[RomaVicta 29836]

I've been writing letters to complete strangers trying to make them believe we're a juggernaut. I'm sure everybody else around here is making calls, writing letters, accosting people on the street, and blowing up twitter.

 

Aggie lie:

Becomes Aggie fact:

 

Maybe you should tone down your office door.

 

 

 

Edited October 13 by RomaVicta

[Rockwell Torrey 1277]

22 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I've been writing letters to complete strangers trying to make them believe we're a juggernaut. I'm sure everybody else around here is making calls, writing letters, accosting people on the street, and blowing up twitter.

I pay an aggy grad $5 an hour to stand on the street corner and spin a cardboard arrow that says “Texas is a juggernaut.” I am doing my part.

[Victor Lazlo 1773]

3 hours ago, Nivek said:

Counter subconscious espionage?

[EZ$ 2102]

Unfortunately, they are right. We don’t have as good of a quality-loss on the resume as they do. 

[cochamps 1879]

2 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Unfortunately, they are right. We don’t have as good of a quality-loss on the resume as they do. 

You mean the one where they lost to the team that lost to Northern Illinois?  Yeah that's a quality loss alright.  Kind of like that awesome win over Bowling Green.

[Park Gothic 5005]

36 minutes ago, cochamps said:

You mean the one where they lost to the team that lost to Northern Illinois?  Yeah that's a quality loss alright.  Kind of like that awesome win over Bowling Green.

Hey man, that 2-4 MAC team would give most P5 teams trouble. Bowling Green’s got hands!

[DigglerontheHoof 21096]

31 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Hey man, that 2-4 MAC team would give most P5 teams trouble. Bowling Green’s got hands!

Noted football powerhouse Old Dominion beat BG by...checks notes... 3 fewer points than aggy. 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

1 hour ago, cochamps said:

You mean the one where they lost to the team that lost to Northern Illinois?  Yeah that's a quality loss alright.  Kind of like that awesome win over Bowling Green.

Look, you can spin it however you like, but Texas simply hasn’t lost to a team like Notre Dame. Right now, it’s better than any loss Texas has and it’s not even close. 

[Mdhorn 5927]

The loss to Notre Dame just means more than the Texas win against Michigan in the Big House.  In fact, when aggy loses at home to Texas, they will have lost at least twice to ranked teams.  As of today, there's no way the playoff selection committee can look at an undefeated Texas without a quality Notre Dame loss.      

[Billy Pilgrim 1942]

“You’d think 10 years of mediocrity would teach them not to be so cocky”…. But here we are with a bunch of aggys making plans to go to Atlanta for the SEC championship game because they beat a god awful and overrated mizzou team. Their lack of insight knows no bounds.

[Armybrat 40759]

Dem aggy are scared shitless and are hiding it poorly.

[utee94 15748]

31 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

“You’d think 10 years of mediocrity would teach them not to be so cocky”…. But here we are with a bunch of aggys making plans to go to Atlanta for the SEC championship game because they beat a god awful and overrated mizzou team. Their lack of insight knows no bounds.

As always with them, every accusation is a confession.