Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Longhornfrenzy 5620]

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

In retrospect, I’m really glad that Boston College and Vanderbilt failed to beat Missouri. 

[Bevo14 8282]

2 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

In retrospect, I’m really glad that Boston College and Vanderbilt failed to beat Missouri. 

Kinda disappointed that we're going to play them after the rollercoaster derails. It's approaching its zenith.

Edited October 13 by Bevo14

[Sgt Hulk 13695]

I for one am glad we are poor with no nil and we haven’t played anyone yet 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20354]

 

 

Let's ignore the fact that our "trajectory" began two years ago, when we were in the Big-12, and that, as a member of the Big-12, we were one play away from the national championship game last year. 

Edited October 13 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[RomaVicta 29836]

7 hours ago, cochamps said:

You mean the one where they lost to the team that lost to Northern Illinois?  Yeah that's a quality loss alright.  Kind of like that awesome win over Bowling Green.

 

6 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Hey man, that 2-4 MAC team would give most P5 teams trouble. Bowling Green’s got hands!

Seniors! Bowling Green had seniors!

[Hornlover 8824]

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Let's ignore the fact that our "trajectory" began two years ago, when we were in the Big-12, and that, as a member of the Big-12, we were one play away from the national championship game last year. 

Our trajectory began around the time that aggy announced to the world that we'd be coming to the SEC. 

The perception of the SEC had essentially become reality, and there were definitely recruits who bought the negative recruiting against the Big XII and wouldn't have given us the time of day. 

[billfromlaketravis 11377]

The silver lining of Sharp leaking to Brent Z was Texas could tell every recruit from 2022 onward that they would play in the SEC. It certainly helped. 
 

Like ctj always says, these idiots can’t stop pulling the bookshelf down on themselves. 

[RomaVicta 29836]

I don't think "Snakey's" motivation was to save Texas. We were slumping more because of coaching choices than our conference. Clemson and Florida State don't play in prestigious conferences. They've done fine. We didn't really need "saving."

The tectonic shifts that were imminent in college football dictated that a move would have to be made. Choosing the SEC as a landing place certainly had good effects on recruiting, but I think we'd be doing fine if we were in the BIG. 

The Aggie assertion that we were saved by the SEC is just a necessary thing they tell themselves because that's what they wanted the SEC to do for them. They remain who they are. We resume being who we've been.

[Focht Up 631]

7 hours ago, cochamps said:

You mean the one where they lost to the team that lost to Northern Illinois?  Yeah that's a quality loss alright.  Kind of like that awesome win over Bowling Green.

Bowling green might be the best team they've beaten

[Focht Up 631]

15 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I've been writing letters to complete strangers trying to make them believe we're a juggernaut. I'm sure everybody else around here is making calls, writing letters, accosting people on the street, and blowing up twitter.

 

Aggie lie:

Becomes Aggie fact:

 

Maybe you should tone down your office door.

 

 

 

Damn, this might the best aggy snippet ever.  I love how they were saying blowu would be trouble for us, then immediately pivot to how bad blowu is.  Because we won that game. 

[bad_teammate 13182]

I hope our NIL war chest is at least $30M. I hope it's 3x everyone else's and only grows bigger. I hope we have a completely unfair financial advantage and exploit it to the fullest.

Please, A&M, announce to all upcoming athletes how rich and generous Texas is! PLEASE! Go from HS to HS and tell the football teams that Mean 'Ole Texas can make them rich beyond their wildest dreams. Fill their head with stories of burnt orange Lamborghinis and fat checks for flashing the Hook 'Em at car dealership openings. GO FOR IT, AGS! WHOOOOP!!

We're buying it all, 5-stars! AND YOU CAN GET YOUR PIECE OF THE PIE IN AUSTIN!!!

[utee94 15747]

52 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Damn, this might the best aggy snippet ever.  I love how they were saying blowu would be trouble for us, then immediately pivot to how bad blowu is.  Because we won that game. 

They'll do the exact same thing after the Horns beat Georgia on Saturday.

[SimkinsMan 4358]

Honestly, that tweet from Pancakes McClain is the perfect coup de grace for our time in the Big 12. Schools like his alma mater, Baylor, gravy-trained on Texas for years. They got fatter checks then they deserved because of their association with the big boys. And all along, they bitched about Texas, made snide remarks about Texas, and nipped at our heels like little bitches.

Now that Texas is free of the Baylors of the world, and money can be spent over the table, it warms my dark heart to see bitchy fat bears whining about the state of play. Enjoy irrelevancy, assholes! 128,000 people watched Baylor and Air Force in week three on FS1, and you can guarantee that a majority of them were Air Force graduates. During the same week 1.48 million watched Texas play UT freaking SA.

[Gut Wagon 8054]

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

Damn, this might the best aggy snippet ever.  I love how they were saying blowu would be trouble for us, then immediately pivot to how bad blowu is.  Because we won that game. 

Aggy's mantra remains the same as it ever was: "Texas is good enough to prove all its opponents are bad, but that doesn't prove Texas is good."

[Longhornfrenzy 5620]

[utee94 15747]

Texas plays the #35 scoring offense of Georgia 6 days from now, but won't actually face a REAL offense until the showdown against the vaunted #50 ags at the end of November.

Sure, Jan.

[RomaVicta 29836]

15 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Texas plays the #35 scoring offense of Georgia 6 days from now, but won't actually face a REAL offense until the showdown against the vaunted #50 ags at the end of November.

Sure, Jan.

They're going to destroy us on the lines of scrimmage. We've only beaten pulse-less offenses. We practically lost to Miss. State. Suddenly the SEC grind is a cakewalk. Oh, wait! Vandy and Kentucky may beat us. Florida just upsest UCF! The sips have three or four losses ahead of them starting with OU Georgia Vandy!

It's a grind. It's a cakewalk. It's a grind! It's a cakewalk!

 

Hi, Aggies

 

[RomaVicta 29836]

3 hours ago, Focht Up said:

Bowling green might be the best team they've beaten

Bowling Green is the best team anyone has beaten next to Missouri.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Montana State 38 Idaho 7

Oregon 24 Idaho 14

They’ll deepthroat Oregon because they’re not Texas but if Texas had beaten fucking Idaho by 10 at home, not one of them would ever shut up about it. 

[Frank Drebin 5635]

4 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Montana State 38 Idaho 7

Oregon 24 Idaho 14

They’ll deepthroat Oregon because they’re not Texas but if Texas had beaten fucking Idaho by 10 at home, not one of them would ever shut up about it. 

I went and saw Idaho play Abilene Christian when I was in Abilene dove hunting.  Idaho won by 3 points.  

[SydneyCarton 47936]

3 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Honestly, that tweet from Pancakes McClain is the perfect coup de grace for our time in the Big 12. Schools like his alma mater, Baylor, gravy-trained on Texas for years. They got fatter checks then they deserved because of their association with the big boys. And all along, they bitched about Texas, made snide remarks about Texas, and nipped at our heels like little bitches.

Now that Texas is free of the Baylors of the world, and money can be spent over the table, it warms my dark heart to see bitchy fat bears whining about the state of play. Enjoy irrelevancy, assholes! 128,000 people watched Baylor and Air Force in week three on FS1, and you can guarantee that a majority of them were Air Force graduates. During the same week 1.48 million watched Texas play UT freaking SA.

[Hagbard Celine 10795]

4 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

I hope we have a completely unfair financial advantage and exploit it to the fullest.

everyone in the rig + aggy says we are big and evil

so we have cover

[Pato del Muerto 52384]

There does seem to be some mental midget wrasslin happening with regard to how we will fare vs Georgia, and how both teams fared against miss st.  I trust they will find their path prior to kickoff. 

[Frank Drebin 5635]

9 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

everyone in the rig + aggy says we are big and evil

so we have cover

[Focht Up 631]

2 hours ago, utee94 said:

Texas plays the #35 scoring offense of Georgia 6 days from now, but won't actually face a REAL offense until the showdown against the vaunted #50 ags at the end of November.

Sure, Jan.

We won't face a "legit" offense until we get Bowling Green 

[msucolt45 4034]

everyone in the rig + aggy says we are big and evil
so we have cover

Especially when we wear our “Storm Trooper” whites! Que the Darth Vader intro music. F them, as I hope they all hate us! Horns down aplenty for all SEC teams.

Hook’em!!!

[Hagbard Celine 10795]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

 

 

[Magus Ossis 2784]

43 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Especially when we wear our “Storm Trooper” whites! Que the Darth Vader intro music. F them, as I hope they all hate us! Horns down aplenty for all SEC teams.

Hook’em!!!

What?

[msucolt45 4034]

Meant CUE. I’ve lived in SA the last 15 years and see/hear a lot of words with “Q,” but it’s still my bad!

Hook’em!!!

[Bevo 13534]

7 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Our trajectory began around the time that aggy announced to the world that we'd be coming to the SEC. 

The perception of the SEC had essentially become reality, and there were definitely recruits who bought the negative recruiting against the Big XII and wouldn't have given us the time of day. 

I personally didn’t give a shit with most of our schedule. Who gets excited to visit Waco, Stillwater, Lubbock, Manhattan…. Regardless of whether or not the teams we were playing were good, it was hard as a football fan to give a shit. 

[Magus Ossis 2784]

33 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Meant CUE. I’ve lived in SA the last 15 years and see/hear a lot of words with “Q,” but it’s still my bad!

Hook’em!!!

Oh no harm no foul, I just couldn't pass on the cheap bilingual pun I used to point out the spelling issue. None of us has time to proof our posts to perfection.

[nnm 36206]

31 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Oh no harm no foul, I just couldn't pass on the cheap bilingual pun I used to point out the spelling issue. None of us has time to proof our posts to perfection.

¿Que dijiste?

[BigHornedLurker 1907]

I'm still holding out for the fun starting early with A&M playing MSU 

Edited October 14 by BigHornedLurker

[Pato del Muerto 52384]

5 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I'm still holding out for the fun starting early with A&M playing MSU 

That would be like a hot shot of aggy tears right to my heart.  

[Gut Wagon 8054]

When Aggy and Mizzou slinked off to the SEC and immediately had greater success than they'd shown in the B12, it didn't make me think they'd magically improved. Instead, I rightly assumed the SEC wasn't anything special after all. 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

The sips are so lucky. I wonder if the SEC will even bother having a champion in these down times. 

[Gut Wagon 8054]

As always, aggy fails to see the big picture. One of the big reasons the SEC isn't as "salty" this year is the fact Texas — which IS salty — siphoned off elite talent that previously would have ended up at other schools in the conference. Even if they were scattered out, Wingo, Hill, Simmons, Ewers, Manning and a bunch of other guys easily could have elevated some SEC teams' 2024 play. For the foreseeable future, those days are over. 

[Harvdog 2276]

This will be a fun game for the Agroids.  MSU payed well against Georgia and respectable against us.  Aggie will go in thinking they will win by 30 coming off their upset of Mizzou. I think MSU will win.  I think their defense will shut down their running game and Weigman will be forced to make decisions. The meltdown will be fantastic and so on par for the start of the downward Aggies rollercoaster season.

 

i do love the fact that now that we are in the SEC, the league isn’t as good and all the teams are underachieving.  You truly can’t make up the shit that Aggies say and believe. 

[Chuckie Finster 22622]

They are already attempting to craft dual narratives that will prevent them from having to acknowledge that we might be talented.

1) If we win, then it's obvious that Georgia isn't the same Georgia that usually exists and those damned sips are lucky that the league is having a down year (except for those fighting aggies of course!  every SECSECSEC win is proof that Elko and crew are championship material WHOOP!)

2) If Georgia wins, it's obvious that Texas just can't handle being in the SECSECSEC

It's wild to watch true masters of their craft at work in real time.

[Basil 745]

[Lone Star Horn 2010]

[Caver60 395]

These guys win their precious natties in mental gymnastics. Every single year.

[Park Gothic 5005]

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

The sips are so lucky. I wonder if the SEC will even bother having a champion in these down times. 

This is a perfectly succinct example of two of the Aggies' favorite rhetorical shams: (1) they love to borrow the success of better teams in the conference and associate it with themselves. It wasn't "the SEC" that won 13 national championships in 17 seasons - pretty sure that was teams like Bama, Georgia, and Florida. (2) No matter which conference we're in or who is on our schedule, it will never be "good enough" for A&M. Even if we're in the same fucking conference and they're literally on the schedule, they will create whatever facts they need to establish that we play a soft schedule and they play a hard schedule. Even if we played the exact same fucking teams, A&M would surely be catching those teams while they're peaking, while we play the same teams at a low point. It's honestly impressive. 

 

1 hour ago, Harvdog said:

This will be a fun game for the Agroids.  MSU payed well against Georgia and respectable against us.  Aggie will go in thinking they will win by 30 coming off their upset of Mizzou. I think MSU will win.  I think their defense will shut down their running game and Weigman will be forced to make decisions. The meltdown will be fantastic and so on par for the start of the downward Aggies rollercoaster season.

 

i do love the fact that now that we are in the SEC, the league isn’t as good and all the teams are underachieving.  You truly can’t make up the shit that Aggies say and believe. 

Unfortunately, I think A&M will win this year. But I do love how the Aggies always pencil in the MSU game as a win on their schedule when they have lost 6 out of the last 10 games against MSU. It's amazing how they measure their history in terms of aspirations and potential, rather than actual performance. 

 

22 minutes ago, Basil said:

[DigglerontheHoof 21096]

44 minutes ago, Basil said:

 

25 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

These two posts back-to-back are fantastic.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

12 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Even if we played the exact same fucking teams, A&M would surely be catching those teams while they're peaking, while we play the same teams at a low point. It's honestly impressive. 

It’s even worse. Through some manipulation of space time, they get credit for a peaking team, even if they played them at a low point. 

See, when Texas beats Alabama early and Alabama improves, Texas’ win must be diminished. 

When A&M beats Florida early and Florida improves, A&M’s win is only bolstered. 

They’re so batshit that I’m tempted to create an account to ask them why they get credit for beating later Florida even if previous Florida was bad, but Texas doesn’t get credit for beating later Alabama even if previous Alabama was good. 

But then I remember you can’t reason someone out of a position he didn’t reason himself into. 

[HtownHorn 14574]

and aggy played Florida that was missing their best WR and RB and most of their 2 deep in the secondary.

[UTEX90 589]

20 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

 

 

 

 

You know what all of these schools have in common? 

 

 

 

 

They all had a game against the #1 ranked defense in the nation.

[Hookem10 655]

36 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

You know what all of these schools have in common? 

 

 

 

 

They all had a game against the #1 ranked defense in the nation.

If those teams didn’t play us they would be 1-6 best offenses in the country. Didn’t look up the stats because I’m lazy 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

45 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

You know what all of these schools have in common? .

They’ve never been in my kitchen.

And they’re all better than A&M fans think.