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On 10/17/2024 at 11:08 AM, Doc Daneeka said:

Sarkisian isn’t good at getting Texas up for games they should win handily, yet the whole conversation is about the way Texas has been crushing the skulls of teams they say aren’t any good.

she's my sister and my daughter

those games are in the books, and we had 2 slow starts, and in only 1 game did we not get going until the 3rd

in the other 5 we were rolling in the 2nd quarter and had to call off the dogs after the first score in the 3rd

if all of those teams are nobody, then by default sark had us "up" for all of them

she's my sister AND my daughter!

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I'm sure Saban and Kirk went with the pulse reference.

Gee, you think playing the number 4 team will tell us something about Texas? It's almost as challenging as facing the number 9 team (which we did by Aggie logic), or losing to the number 9 team (Aggies did) or facing a senior-laden Bowling Green team (the team the Aggies squeaked by is not the same team that has since lost to Old Dominion and Northern Illinois who should be number one).

If If only we'd dominated our weaker than expected schedule as the Aggies have done theirs. 

Woe! Woe, I tell you! Woe!

They are getting a lot of juice out of crushing an overrated Missouri team that quit after the lineman downfield call.

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

This is the parrot characterization of the season:

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Sometimes, they refer to "half a pulse," which, if I'm not mistaken, is the same thing as a pulse. Maybe their general medical science knowledge is broader than my own.

 

 

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Yes. We all wish the world would see us as Aggies. Conformist, fake-friendly, dishonest, goofy as shit, yet sure they're the best of the world and everybody wishes they were them.

This guy hits all the important bits in good English!

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The green part sounds like projection of the general misery of living in the shadow of a greater entity.

Not sure of the insult in Vintz. Also not sure what one must do to earn a belt buckle.

Going after Houston's own Beyonce? That's Texan.

The University of Texas in the Texas Capital is the least Texas place in Texas?

Shameless frauds?

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Wait does the Corps have a "Most Improved" flag? Strong participation trophy energy.

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4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Those dunces don’t realize that the largest single ranch owner in 20th  century Texas was a University of Texas graduate? 
Fake cowboy? 
Sure Jan.

I suspect they would be shocked at the amount of rural land, cattle, horses, hats, and spurs owned by Texas grads vs. aTm grads.   We just don't have shirtless overalls.

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This thread has lost some of its savor with the loss. Their monster win over one-win MSU probably means we'll drop out of the top 25 and that they should assume our spot at number one.

Scared little bitches remain scared little bitches:

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Also, top of their board. Seven of 12 UT related although #6 is likely a troll.

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ETA: Update 8:43am

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12 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

This thread has lost some of its savor with the loss. Their monster win over one-win MSU probably means we'll drop out of the top 25 and that they should assume our spot at number one.

Scared little bitches remain scared little bitches:

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Also, top of their board. Seven of 12 UT related although #6 is likely a troll.

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ETA: Update 8:43am

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God they're retarded. It's a blessing that other fan bases get to see their lunacy. 

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One guy says this. Now it's all of us. 

* What's your excuse? We crushed them in the end.

A&M, where irony is a foreign concept:

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Bowling Green. Seniors! YIKES!

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Are you sure about that? 

 

O Vandy, give us another vicarious win to sooth us in our rollercoaster descent!

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Vandy good; vandy not so good:

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Wit:

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This guy, he gets us!

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