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10 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Just when you think you've seen "the most aggie thing ever" for the millionth time, these dipshits somehow, miraculously manage to do it again. Over and over, again. That's what makes them truly amazing. They are a bottomless pit. It's almost unfathomable. 

“Message Board Geniuses are infiltrating our boards and posting dumb stuff to make us look bad. Over and over and over again. Even before Twitter existed.” - Future Texags post

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Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Just when you think you've seen "the most aggie thing ever" for the millionth time, these dipshits somehow, miraculously manage to do it again. Over and over, again. That's what makes them truly amazing. They are a bottomless pit. It's almost unfathomable. 

They are truly tethered to the realm of stupidity. Just when they cheat their way to the slightest bit of competence, the tether springs backwards and they fuck it all up. 

 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

They are truly tethered to the realm of stupidity. Just when they cheat their way to the slightest bit of competence, the tether springs backwards and they fuck it all up. 

 

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That skit was so hilarious

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Posted
1 minute ago, TexasRenegade said:

all I'm gonna say is CB1919 needs to prepare himself for the banhammer for hard hitting commentary like that....It's clear he's just trying to cause problems and get people mad.

You can't just go quoting NCAA rules all willy nilly around here son. That's a good way to get yourself killed. 

Posted
2 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

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Lulz.  Saban got NCAA to decree no OVs that weekend just to fuck with aggy's pool party.  The paranoia and stupidity know no bounds.

That's beyond crazy even by aggy standards. 

Posted
On 7/14/2022 at 3:41 PM, longhornmatt said:

Stacked is an add-on subscription that is combined with a TexAgs Basic, Premium or Varsity subscription on a monthly or annual basis. A minimum of 75% of the proceeds from Stacked subscriptions go to compensating participating student athletes for their NIL and role in creating the content.”

Only 75%?  LMAO.  Is he taking a 25% management fee?

maybe "CRATERED" would be a more appropriate name.

Posted
1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Scheduling their biggest recruiting event when OVs are not allowed and their class is in the toilet. Truly amazing. 

aggy at their aggyest. 

Posted
6 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Biden's an aggy?

Jesus folks, it was just a joke.  If I  had known it was going to cause a case  of sandius vaginitis,  I d never had posted it.  Guess sense of humors aren't what they used to be. 

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Posted (edited)
10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

You posted something political in a thread that was doing just fine without it. From what I can tell the negs came from all parts of the political spectrum based on posting histories. Maybe just don't be a moron trying to fuck up the thread. Everything you think doesn't need to be posted. That's exactly why I said this isn't Facebook. 

It really wasn't intended as political.  I had just watched a news clip of B falling off of his bike seconds before the quoted cartoon post was made, and the irony had me rolling.  Never intended to offend anyone.  My apologies to all.

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The main difference in the two types of visits is that the school is not allowed to provide nearly as much for the recruit on visits considered to be unofficial. Because of this, the only thing that a recruit will receive for free on their unofficial visit is up to three complimentary tickets to a home sporting event at the school. The responsibility of paying for transportation, food and lodging all falls on the recruit and his family.

 

So all the croots at Pool Party™ have to pay for that shitty bbq? 

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Posted
9 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

You posted something political in a thread that was doing just fine without it. From what I can tell the negs came from all parts of the political spectrum based on posting histories. Maybe just don't be a moron trying to fuck up the thread. Everything you think doesn't need to be posted. That's exactly why I said this isn't Facebook. 

Sounds like your pussy hurts 🤷‍♂️

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Posted

Jumbo’s history of living by the rules and establishing a culture around him that enforces an upstanding lifestyle will have their recruiting efforts hindered by this clear occurrence of meddling by the secret Longhorn-Saban cabal. Saban’s wife is a known Austin real estate mogul.

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You felt the need to make this your 8th whole post over the course of 4 years, criticizing a guy who’s been a mainstay on Longhorn boards for literally decades? We’ll that’s one way to do it, I guess. While also managing to not talk about recruiting. 
 

I definitely like the odds of your post getting tons of acclaim here. 

Not looking for acclaim buddy.

Y’all’s pussys was just hurt at the end of the day. The guy was poking fun at aggy with a Biden joke.  Take the joke for what it is and get over it. 
 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, MajorTexas said:

Not looking for acclaim buddy.

Y’all’s pussys was just hurt at the end of the day. The guy was poking fun at aggy with a Biden joke.  Take the joke for what it is and get over it. 
 

I mean, you might be getting some acclaim, that which comes with getting crowdsourced. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, MajorTexas said:

Not looking for acclaim buddy.

Y’all’s pussys was just hurt at the end of the day. The guy was poking fun at aggy with a Biden joke.  Take the joke for what it is and get over it. 
 

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Posted
2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You felt the need to make this your 8th whole post over the course of 4 years, criticizing a guy who’s been a mainstay on Longhorn boards for literally decades? We’ll that’s one way to do it, I guess. While also managing to not talk about recruiting. 
 

I definitely like the odds of your post getting tons of acclaim here. 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Did you dvr the news and watch it a month later? Sounds like some shit my old man would do.

Nah, the only thing I DVR is your mom with an ass full of sharpies.

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Posted
3 hours ago, MajorTexas said:

Not looking for acclaim buddy.

Y’all’s pussys was just hurt at the end of the day. The guy was poking fun at aggy with a Biden joke.  Take the joke for what it is and get over it. 
 

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Posted (edited)

Aggy recruiting page on SEC Rant.  You see, we took Muhammad's no-talented cousin to get him.  What ColoradoAgs stupid ass doesn't know is Walton has an aggy offer.

 

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