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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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Concurrence rather than coincidence. Conspiracy rather than accountability:

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The two percenters chime in:

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Good question followed by...

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...the birth of an Aggie fact.

 

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Who knows what to make of the above? It's not a conspiracy. It is a conspiracy. It's pro wrestling. 

 

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Ah, sanity makes another appearance. Nice. 

Uh oh.

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You see it's about our conference schedule! The SEC, the grind that isn't.

Right off the bat, our first SEC game was Miss. State. I mean, can you imagine? It's obvious why that's a horrible thing, so genius here will just move on to...

OU is in the SEC but it kind of isn't as "most will agree." It's its own thing. We all get that, right? Moving on.

Finally, we get Georgia (at home!) and shit the bed. We lost by two scores to a top five team while shitting the bed. Far worse than any A&M loss. I'm guessing this guy would say that S. Car doesn't count because it was on the road. Most would agree, of course.

Then comes the clencher. We didn't play a road SEC game (OU in Dallas is its own thing, recall!) until Oc-to-ber 27. Hello?! I mean, come on! Latest SEC road game e-VER. In case that's too confusing, the genius repeats it lest we fail to soar with him in the intellectual heights delineating the outrage. Most will agree why this is an outrage. It's obvious. C'mon!

Big climax: That leaves Arkansas as one of our toughest (presumably road?) games. I mean, who else do we play after Georgia? No one else stands in the way of the Sankey-Sip conspiracy train racing to the SEC championship game. What's that?

Big anti-climax: Oh yea, A&M is a road game. Right up there with Georgia according to the genius. Most will agree and nod their heads as to why this fact was soft pedaled at the end. It's, of course, beyond me.

 

This guy gets it:

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The guys who count rise games actually chose OU for Texas. As a rise game! And we got vs day and Ca do as well. Criminal!

Lastly, fearless on every front Aggie finds a new front for fear:

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it's amusing to me that they're now crafting some new narrative about ZOMG NIGHT GAMES.

We're not being forced to play ANY night games against SEC opponents on the road, oh noes!

Nevermind that we're also not benefitting from getting a bunch of night games against SEC opponents at home, either.  Miss State 3:15, Florida 11 AM, Kentucky 2:30 PM.  Only Georgia was a night game, and they keep pointing out that our 2-score loss that was 1-score at the end of the 3rd quarter, was a total blowout.  So, I guess night games aren't that important?  Or, they're only important when they favor some strange and nonsensical narrative the ags are attempting to craft?

Meanwhile the ags got LSU at home as a night game, and most likely will get Texas at home as a night game.  If they beat us, night games will matter, if they lose, then it'll be the fault of something else which no doubt involves some nefarious plans devised and implemented by the snakey-sip axis of evil.

 

 

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it's amusing to me that they're now crafting some new narrative about ZOMG NIGHT GAMES.

We're not being forced to play ANY night games against SEC opponents on the road, oh noes!

Nevermind that we're also not benefitting from getting a bunch of night games against SEC opponents at home, either.  Miss State 3:15, Florida 11 AM, Kentucky 2:30 PM.  Only Georgia was a night game, and they keep pointing out that our 2-score loss that was 1-score at the end of the 3rd quarter, was a total blowout.  So, I guess night games aren't that important?  Or, they're only important when they favor some strange and nonsensical narrative the ags are attempting to craft?

Meanwhile the ags got LSU at home as a night game, and most likely will get Texas at home as a night game.  If they beat us, night games will matter, if they lose, then it'll be the fault of something else which no doubt involves some nefarious plans devised and implemented by the snakey-sip axis of evil.

 

 

I posted in the Kiffin thread but Kiffin called fat boy out about it.

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Let’s say some Surlyites were able to acquire a number of drones… how difficult would it be to fly in a pirate drone show during their show on November 30 and make Bevo hump their little drone dog?

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Let’s say some Surlyites were able to acquire a number of drones… how difficult would it be to fly in a pirate drone show during their show on November 30 and make Bevo hump their little drone dog?

Really hard plus a couple of felonies 

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Can someone put on their idiot hat and explain to me how they're ignoring their own SoS and just going straight to "Texas has the easiest schedule in the SEC?" I'd really like to understand how our scheudule is suddenly ranked harder than our schedule when those assholes have to play us? And we don't play a fucking D2 school in November. 

If it's too great a stretch for someone to lower their IQ enough to explain that to me, can someone go to the football board and have one of those waterheads translate this into Fucktard for the rest of us? Maybe markstanco, he's real dumb. 

Boy, their sankey conspiracy theory hate engine is really something to behold. 

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11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Can someone put on their idiot hat and explain to me how they're ignoring their own SoS and just going straight to "Texas has the easiest schedule in the SEC?" I'd really like to understand how our scheudule is suddenly ranked harder than our schedule when those assholes have to play us? And we don't play a fucking D2 school in November. 

If it's too great a stretch for someone to lower their IQ enough to explain that to me, can someone go to the football board and have one of those waterheads translate this into Fucktard for the rest of us? Maybe markstanco, he's real dumb. 

Boy, their sankey conspiracy theory hate engine is really something to behold. 

Because it's the KFord rating, which is just ... some guy putting out numbers.

Kelly Ford isn't a nobody, but he's not a somebody either. It would be like if Bud Elliott put out power ratings. He's knowledgeable about CFB and it's how he makes a living, but it's just him. 

It's also funny that the Aggies are putting so much stock in his ratings when he puts Texas above A&M in almost every metric:

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Because it's the KFord rating, which is just ... some guy putting out numbers.

Kelly Ford isn't a nobody, but he's not a somebody either. It would be like if Bud Elliott put out power ratings. He's knowledgeable about CFB and it's how he makes a living, but it's just him. 

It's also funny that the Aggies are putting so much stock in his ratings when he puts Texas above A&M in almost every metric:

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While this is a fun post, you addressed none of my points. 

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9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

While this is a fun post, you addressed none of my points. 

Fair enough, I took your post as asking why the difficulty rankings they were looking at seemed off. 

To the extent you were asking for someone to try to think like an Aggie and explain them...I politely decline. 

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It is funny how this argument just absolutely breaks the brains of anyone who tries to relay the stereotypical weak schedule talking points.

"They plan in a weak conference!!!" - cannot be said about a team that just voluntarily moved from the Big 12 to the SEC

"They didn't schedule anyone OOC!!!" - cannot be said about a team that scheduled an away game at the defending champs (and a team that has made 3 of the last 4 playoffs)

Yes, we have had an easy schedule.  But any complaints beyond "damn, they got lucky" are just people whining about things they cannot control.

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I mean our SOS has been better in 10 of the 11 years aggy has been in the SEC than aggy, but they like to gloss over that point consistently. When you play every team in your conference, you are playing a harder schedule than a team that was playing 8 of the possible 13 teams in the conference.

Megaconferences are fucking stupid due to the amount of shitty schedules they will produce.

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Not proud of this effort, but I'm hung over and it's more proof of concept. 

Thujone's Clem as a drone would be just magical sir. I hereby commission you for such a project. Or the aggy rollercoaster. Or the Liucci dick gif. Or all of the above. 

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

While this is a fun post, you addressed none of my points. 

Aggie ignores non-conference games for their SOS argument - cause only the SEC SEC SEC counts  -  I think that's the underlying mental wall they are building around their hive opinion on scheduling,  but you asked me to lower my IQ level,  so that prevented me from perhaps understanding your point.  

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3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It is funny how this argument just absolutely breaks the brains of anyone who tries to relay the stereotypical weak schedule talking points.

"They plan in a weak conference!!!" - cannot be said about a team that just voluntarily moved from the Big 12 to the SEC

"They didn't schedule anyone OOC!!!" - cannot be said about a team that scheduled an away game at the defending champs (and a team that has made 3 of the last 4 playoffs)

Yes, we have had an easy schedule.  But any complaints beyond "damn, they got lucky" are just people whining about things they cannot control.

Not our fault Florida, Georgia, and Michigan are all having down seasons at the same time. That's normally a very intimidating slate (and annoyingly UGA did bring their A game to Austin).

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Their SoS is higher because they have to play us.  Our SoS is lower because we play them.  That is it in a nutshell.

Common Opponents:

Fla.  - aggies away.  - Texas at home.

Ark. - aggies neutral site - Texas away.

Miss St. - aggies away - Texas at home

 

aggies:                                                 Texas:

LSU - at home                                     Georgia - at home

Mizzou - at home                               Kentucky - at home

South Carolina - away                       Oklahoma - neutral site

Auburn - away                                   Vanderbilt - away

We play them at home while we are on the road, but our schedule is a piece of cake because we are playing a weak aggie football program and they have to play the powerhouse University of Texas.  Nevermind, they are getting us at home and we play away.   Their biggest argument for us having an SEC cupcake schedule is that they suck and are dragging our SoS to the dirt and theirs is tougher because they have to play the juggernaut that is The University of Texas.

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Fever dream level conspiracy hysteria that manages to work in both perineal and The View.  That is some delicious, wild-eyed, drooling insanity.  

Now you’ve done it. You’ve got Surly imagining The View hosts’ perineums. 
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aggy had played absolutely no one. The teams they played with a pulse beat them.  Now I know we chose to play Michigan in the big house versus a scrappy bowling green team.  But I’m really struggling with how fucking stupid these morons are LSU that they said was their coming out party is dog shit of the hugest d free and losing to Florida right now.   I just struggle with how fucking stupid some people are. I know sark is a pussy when it comes to running up the score but I hope just for once asshole sark comes out. Onsides kicking going for 2 and running that shit up to the last play even if it’s a hail Mary up by 40 

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