Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[deft 6797]

Has auburm considered switching their senior night to an easier home opponent? Oh what’s that? They already did?

(I know they didn’t but….)

[Armybrat 40719]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Pretty sure it is “Battered Aggie Syndrome”. 

Why not both?

[futureman 22414]

7 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Billowy Asshole Syndrome

like a tattered windsock.

[closetojumping 62205]

7 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Yes, I was re-designating it rather than following the Aggie lead.

Far be it for me to interfere with creative disruption. 

[RomaVicta 29773]

Concurrence rather than coincidence. Conspiracy rather than accountability:

The two percenters chime in:

 

Good question followed by...

...the birth of an Aggie fact.

 

Who knows what to make of the above? It's not a conspiracy. It is a conspiracy. It's pro wrestling. 

 

Ah, sanity makes another appearance. Nice. 

Uh oh.

You see it's about our conference schedule! The SEC, the grind that isn't.

Right off the bat, our first SEC game was Miss. State. I mean, can you imagine? It's obvious why that's a horrible thing, so genius here will just move on to...

OU is in the SEC but it kind of isn't as "most will agree." It's its own thing. We all get that, right? Moving on.

Finally, we get Georgia (at home!) and shit the bed. We lost by two scores to a top five team while shitting the bed. Far worse than any A&M loss. I'm guessing this guy would say that S. Car doesn't count because it was on the road. Most would agree, of course.

Then comes the clencher. We didn't play a road SEC game (OU in Dallas is its own thing, recall!) until Oc-to-ber 27. Hello?! I mean, come on! Latest SEC road game e-VER. In case that's too confusing, the genius repeats it lest we fail to soar with him in the intellectual heights delineating the outrage. Most will agree why this is an outrage. It's obvious. C'mon!

Big climax: That leaves Arkansas as one of our toughest (presumably road?) games. I mean, who else do we play after Georgia? No one else stands in the way of the Sankey-Sip conspiracy train racing to the SEC championship game. What's that?

Big anti-climax: Oh yea, A&M is a road game. Right up there with Georgia according to the genius. Most will agree and nod their heads as to why this fact was soft pedaled at the end. It's, of course, beyond me.

 

This guy gets it:

The guys who count rise games actually chose OU for Texas. As a rise game! And we got vs day and Ca do as well. Criminal!

Lastly, fearless on every front Aggie finds a new front for fear:

Edited 1 hour ago by RomaVicta