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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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Congrats to all Teams 

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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

They were lying about it all before we had a clue they were running away to the sec. They have no honor. 

That's the weirdest part about it.  Every ag I know is proud of the fact that they are the ones who got cold feet about the PAC-16 and backed out of the deal.  They don't openly admit that they lied for the next year while negotiating their exit to the SEC all while dealing in bad faith with the B12, but they revel in the fact that it was their hesitation and decision to back out of the PAC deal that gave Fox and Disney enough time to come up with the money to save the B12, and thus "trap evil t.u. in the BDF for another decade."

 

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These poor rough tough real stuff victims.

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Of course, all you read on the Aggie boards was how they longed to keep toxic t.u. on their schedule. But then they saw the chains the game put upon them. A sleeping giant, if you will, controlled by smaller men.

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Below is the culmination of Aggie-created reality at its best:

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This is not made from whole cloth but it is derived from a single thread. Aggies, who sing about us and cannot say our proper name aloud, were outraged by Longhorns saying the OU game was a bigger game than the Aggie game and that the football rivalry with OU was more intense.

They were flummoxed, well they're always flummoxed, they were really really flummoxed by this. Well, if you don't like the facts, invent lies! It's right there in the footnotes to the Code of Honor. Thou shalt always lie about t.u.

So they bent the original sentiment into "tu says we're not their rival." Thus they continue to embarrass themselves by citing examples that there is indeed a rivalry! They bring it up a lot. 

Not entirely apt, but close enough:

 

 

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It's sorta funny that their team and program can't help but focus on Texas ahead of time. We're such a constant part of their lives from "t.u." to their song and swaying refrain. There's no escaping it.

Our guys don't have that constant stimulus that Texas A&M is the biggest thing in the world. Beating them is everything. Let's do our song and dance.

I'd be surprised if Texas were looking ahead to A&M (not denying it's a big game, BTW). I wouldn't be if it's the other way around.

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14 hours ago, utee94 said:

Wow.  Pretty much every detail in that weird and hysterical recounting of false history was wrong.

It's funny that he says that he felt differently about the PAC-16 move than other Aggies and that people at A&M wanted different things, while at the same time treating Texas fans and the administration like an unchanging monolith over the course of several years. Then, when loosely related but still completely different people end up holding different opinions, he refers to that as "hypocrisy." 

What's really sad is that you can tell he genuinely believes everything he wrote and is actually up in his feelings about it. He's spun a narrative where he is a well meaning victim, and is still fixated on perceived slights from years ago. Honestly, the only explanation that makes sense is that he likes feeling that way. And I don't think I'm saying anything novel here - Aggies love to play the victim, they love to play the doomed hero, and they will twist the facts in whatever way is necessary to support that image of themselves. 

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

It's sorta funny that their team and program can't help but focus on Texas ahead of time. We're such a constant part of their lives from "t.u." to their song and swaying refrain. There's no escaping it.

Our guys don't have that constant stimulus that Texas A&M is the biggest thing in the world. Beating them is everything. Let's do our song and dance.

I'd be surprised if Texas were looking ahead to A&M (not denying it's a big game, BTW). I wouldn't be if it's the other way around.

They have been thinking about this game for two+ years since it was announced and they had to throw a fit to make sure it was in College Station.

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1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

They have been thinking about this game for two+ years since it was announced and they had to throw a fit to make sure it was in College Station.

And two plus years of payments at Rent-A-Center for those sideline speakers.

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On 11/17/2024 at 2:15 PM, Harvdog said:

I am here for the following:

Longstreet is scared on the competition from Marcel Reed

He’s not as good as the guys we really wanted

He’s not SEC ready

Elko was going to pull his offer after he went to the USC game so he decommitted. 
 

But mostly, I am here for the Aggie tears. 

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harvdog 3 of your 4 points are in the first cap 45 minutes later

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20 hours ago, utee94 said:

Wow.  Pretty much every detail in that weird and hysterical recounting of false history was wrong.

it immediately made me think of a cyst removal video which hit me randomly in youtube recently

do not watch this i warned you
 

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this is your double warning
 

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seriously, don't do it
 

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okay, i warned you

 

 



 

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1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it immediately made me think of a cyst removal video which hit me randomly in youtube recently

do not watch this i warned you
 

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this is your double warning
 

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seriously, don't do it
 

  Reveal hidden contents

okay, i warned you

 

 

 

 

 

That stitching is impressive.

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On 11/18/2024 at 6:14 PM, utee94 said:

Wow.  Pretty much every detail in that weird and hysterical recounting of false history was wrong.

 

Except for the bit where we believe we're God's gift to football. But it's not our fault! We happen to actually be God's gift to football.

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2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I don’t get their Auburn fear. Thorne is Jackson Arnold Southeast. Blitz the shit out of him and he’ll gift aggy 14 points in turnovers/field position. 
 

Something very weird needs to happen for Auburn to win. 

I know whenever I see a 2.5 point line, I think the only way the favorite loses is if something very weird happens. 

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8 hours ago, deft said:

Posted on the other thread too but enjoy a tour of the concourse and bathrooms I guess
 


If he really wanted to spend the night in there, sleeping on the couch in that luxury box would have been a pretty nice place to do it.

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18 minutes ago, utee94 said:

We called it "ticket draw" but it was the same thing.

And yeah, the lines for drawing TX-OU tickets were crazy.

I don't remember lines for ticket draw that were more than a few people long. Of course, we sucked in the early 90s. I recall a lot of empty seats.

2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Someone want to grab the posts on texags regarding some frats gaming the Texas ticket pull and pissing off their entire fan base?

Apparently abused the guest ticket setup and so juniors on down are standing room only or some such

 

2024 version of Listeater. This dude is playing with fire.

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1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I don't remember lines for ticket draw that were more than a few people long. Of course, we sucked in the early 90s. I recall a lot of empty seats.

As someone pointed out above, for most games our ticket draw lasted several days, and demand wasn't higher than supply so you could swing by at any time and grab tickets.  They were supposedly random, so even if you were first in line, you could end up with seats that were worse than the very last person to draw.

TX-OU was different though.  Fewer seats available for students due to the 50/50 split with the enemy, and very high demand, meant that if you didn't line up, it wasn't a question of getting bad tickets, it was a question of getting any tickets at all.

 

 

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1 minute ago, utee94 said:

As someone pointed out above, for most games our ticket draw lasted several days, and demand wasn't higher than supply so you could swing by at any time and grab tickets.  They were supposedly random, so even if you were first in line, you could end up with seats that were worse than the very last person to draw.

Yeah, that sucked. And weren't ours done by class, i.e. the first time slot/day was for Seniors, second for Juniors, etc.?

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1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I don't remember lines for ticket draw that were more than a few people long. Of course, we sucked in the early 90s. I recall a lot of empty seats.

2024 version of Listeater. This dude is playing with fire.

Totally forgot about Listeater.  You think they would have learned then.

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