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2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I love that Reed is just playing well enough to keep playing and the second aggy goes to the portal for a qb, he's gone. He is a starter somewhere but he's not going to elevate a team to playoffs. It's a precarious spot to be in. 

Good point, but do you think they find a good QB in the portal willing to run Klein's offense? I think it's going to be a big issue

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20 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Watching the Aggies Aggie this away in typical aggie fashion is the most aggie deal of all time 

Despite the refs keeping them in the game on back to back blown calls in 2OT. 

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10 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Good point, but do you think they find a good QB in the portal willing to run Klein's offense? I think it's going to be a big issue

I imagine the UNM or WSU qbs would take it in a heart beat.  Guess it comes down to where you are getting these guys. 

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8 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Aggie tears are like good pussy.  When you start thinking about it, you can’t wait for it and then when you get it, it’s not enough, you don’t want it to end and you want more!!

tom delonge wtf GIF
 

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My favorite part is how they have just completely made up their own narrative.

 

One of the screenshots said they were on year 5 of their rebuild after their last conference championship. They haven’t one a conference championship in the 21st century.

 

Delusional clowns

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Night games! Road games! No SEC road game until November!

t.u. is just lucking their way through this whole thing! 

I suppose merit is what puts an 8-3 team in the position to make the CCG and CFP. I suppose the Aggies will get a sympathy top 25 ranking this week, but they shouldn't.

 

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What's this? Your TexAgs bros say A&M has the 7th most talented roster in the USA. 

 

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Hmmm, which is the best spin?

We're 8-3 with only two straight SEC losses; the last one was really close! With luck, we'll even be ranked!

We're playing for SEC Championship late in the season!

 

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They're close to the program, too. The tu players are shitting themselves for fear of night and Kyle.

 

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No you're not. Nobody really cares much about A&M. This guy says it well:

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Took me a while to figure that out. It's evidently the mark of a very important person to be envied by all. Can you imagine boasting about that? Who wouldn't?

 

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We all had such high hopes for the elite staff Elko put together and the monsters of the MAC and Missouri Valley that he got out of the portal. 

 

Pay attention to this guy. He has one of them Us:

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TRAITOR!

 

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Things are right on track:

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That's right. We're not some fluke 8-3 team clinging to a top 25 ranking! We're big time! We're a real program! Did you see what we did to LSU? To the seniors from Bowling Green? Back off, tough guy.

 

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As always.

 

Very important:

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I love this conflict between the optimists and the realists:

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It reminds me of a joke I heard long ago. 

A guy falls out of a tall building's window. Another happens to see him passing swiftly downward.

"What's it like?"

"So far, so good. Feels like flying!" 

Or like you're in control of your own destiny.

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