Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Longhornfrenzy 5885]

[Sgt Hulk 13928]

Imagine a life so fucking pathetic. So void of anything that one of the greatest days of your life is a college football team beating another team you don’t like.  
 

dear god in heaven how fucking pathetic and that loser dipshit probably breeds other pathetic loser dipshits 

[Sgt Hulk 13928]

Lmfao after losing to pathetic ass auburn. They are beating us and Georgia now 🤣

[Tex Pete 20578]

They don’t realize that they lost because they’re not as good as South Carolina or Auburn. And we’re only winning because our schedule is so easy. 🙃

[Hornlover 8849]

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Imagine a life so fucking pathetic. So void of anything that one of the greatest days of your life is a college football team beating another team you don’t like.  
 

dear god in heaven how fucking pathetic and that loser dipshit probably breeds other pathetic loser dipshits 

Texas beating OU 49-0 is one of the greatest days of my life. Fight me. 

[RomaVicta 30039]

On 11/26/2024 at 9:13 PM, Tex Pete said:

They don’t realize that they lost because they’re not as good as South Carolina or Auburn. And we’re only winning because our schedule is so easy. 🙃

Yes! There is the weird assumption that we are coming into the game on equal footing regarding our seasons to date.

Our "stuggles" with teams where there were a few moments in a game where it seemed like the other team had a chance equal their three losses. In their eyes, neither of us are what our records say we are. They lost three on their easy schedule, we lost one. Our only loss and one of theirs were to top ten opponents. Ours was by two scores; theirs was by one.

We avoided upsets. They succumbed. Once, they got slaughtered.

Sure. Pretty equal.

They're ranked #25 likely because they play us this week and voters like to set up top 25 match-ups. Otherwise, they'd be among those receiving votes where they'd belong.

Anything can happen, but I don't see the rankings being wrong regarding our teams. They're not going to like what happens. I suspect Texas will be exhilarated in the dread night of an SEC contest. 

Edited Thursday at 06:57 AM by RomaVicta

[RomaVicta 30039]

53 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Texas beating OU 49-0 is one of the greatest days of my life. Fight me. 

Kicking my ass would be right up there, too. Right above holding your first child and right below the first time you got laid.

I'd be honored.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12555]

Someone ket me know why they're delusional enough to think they're beating us, but lost to 5-6 Auburn and an average USCe team? 

Whg are they confident? They have no offense, suspect defense, and a simpleton as a HC. 

It's it the Pyle Field thing where they swear it'd the hardest place to play, even though no numbers to back that up?

[RomaVicta 30039]

Night! SEC night game! Doomed.

[msucolt45 4102]

Whooo - big night game at the Pyle. They are barely above .500 at home since joining the SEC.

The “media” has exacerbated their home field advantage for decades, which I truly don’t know why? A mediocre team with 100K plus fans is still mediocre.

Hook’em!!!

[Tex Pete 20578]

3 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Someone ket me know why they're delusional enough to think they're beating us, but lost to 5-6 Auburn and an average USCe team? 

Whg are they confident? They have no offense, suspect defense, and a simpleton as a HC. 

It's it the Pyle Field thing where they swear it'd the hardest place to play, even though no numbers to back that up?

Because that’s what they envisioned would happen when we joined their conference and they screeched until they got the first game at Pyle. It just HAS to turn out that way.  

[DigglerontheHoof 21263]

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Night! SEC night game! Doomed.

Sounds like tOSU circa 2005.

[RomaVicta 30039]

7 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Whooo - big night game at the Pyle. They are barely above .500 at home since joining the SEC.

The “media” has exacerbated their home field advantage for decades, which I truly don’t know why? A mediocre team with 100K plus fans is still mediocre.

Hook’em!!!

What makes Kyle and the Aggies stand out is the regimentation. In addition to the precisely executed and rehearsed cheers from the '30s, they look uniform in crowd shots. They look angry, and their shouting seems directed at some wayward dog that shit in their collective yard. Wrap all that up in drab maroon, and you've got a very loud but seemingly joyless band of fanatics.

As I wrote somewhere else, where other enthusiastic college crowds look festive, diverse in expression, and like they're having that especially intense fanhood fun, the Aggies look like they're following orders.

The whole grim crew becomes jihadic when ebil, toxic tu comes to town to scatter their herds and eat their children.

And eat their children we shall. Not grimly, but with joy and festivity.

Edited Wednesday at 12:56 PM by RomaVicta

[Davis Lane 5676]

9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Night! SEC night game! Doomed.

https://www.goodbullhunting.com/2019/10/7/20902775/espn-gameday-crew-calls-out-kyle-field

[Longhornfrenzy 5885]

[texifornia 57202]

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Sounds like tOSU circa 2005.

Except Ohio Stadium really is a citadel that's almost never broken, which makes that win even more exceptional.

Other teams win at Kyle Field all the time.

[nnm 36735]

14 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

The epitome of Aggie delusion. Reality is exactly the opposite of the post. TAMU is a have-not program  always has been, always will be.  If they would just accept their place in the world, they’d be much happier.  They are exactly Miss State, Texas Tech, and Houston.  They are NOT Baylor (who has had multiple 10+ win seasons and conference championships this century).  They are about as far from blue blood status as you can get.

46 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

So Auburn and USCe are better than UGA. 
 

[SydneyCarton 48240]

Their posts never fail to bring up their resources, and then inevitably a couple posters show up to bitch about ticket prices and concessions like the cheap losers they all are deep down inside. They’re the guy crowing about his new truck and jet skis, nevermind theyre 4 months late on child support and they park the truck at their moms because they don’t want the repo man to find it. But it’s important that we think they’re well heeled while they bitch about the price of eggs. 
 

 

Edited Wednesday at 04:28 PM by SydneyCarton

[Longhornfrenzy 5885]

More NIL talk

[Deej 77003]

12 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Someone ket me know why they're delusional enough to think they're beating us, but lost to 5-6 Auburn and an average USCe team? 

Whg are they confident? They have no offense, suspect defense, and a simpleton as a HC. 

It's it the Pyle Field thing where they swear it'd the hardest place to play, even though no numbers to back that up?

Pyle Field, where they lost to Case McCoy, at night?

[Gucci_Suit 2666]

It’s just so interesting how they operate. They got embarrassed in SC and then lost in 4OT to a really bad Auburn team. And yet, a few days after saying they hired the wrong guy, are totally believing they are going to 1. Destroy Texas 2. Lose to UGA 3. Make a deep run in the playoffs. 

Truth is that they have 3 problems: 1. Their roster is right there above average across the board. They are not terrible, not close to elite. 2. Their coaching staff is just average. Elko, I think, is able to game plan and adjust but his staff is very average and I think their team knows it. 3. They live in a pressure cooker of idiocy. Since its the day before Thanksgiving I’m just sitting here on the back deck watching Pat McAfee (because sports) and on that show, Saban was just talking about high pressure rivalry games and how you cannot win or lose the game on the first play of the game. It takes focus and control to win the majority of 100+ plays and be mentally ready for each and every one of them. No way ags have that level or awareness, self control, focus, ability, etc. They are probably practicing their horns down dances right now… not thinking about how they win on the play. 

That’s what I think. But I also have a screwdriver in my coffee mug so that my wife thinks I’m enjoying some afternoon tea. 

[Tex Pete 20578]

7 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

It’s just so interesting how they operate. They got embarrassed in SC and then lost in 4OT to a really bad Auburn team. And yet, a few days after saying they hired the wrong guy, are totally believing they are going to 1. Destroy Texas 2. Lose to UGA 3. Make a deep run in the playoffs. 

Now you’re getting it. 

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Truth is that they have 3 problems: 1. Their roster is right there above average across the board. They are not terrible, not close to elite. 2. Their coaching staff is just average. Elko, I think, is able to game plan and adjust but his staff is very average and I think their team knows it. 3. They live in a pressure cooker of idiocy.

#3 is the problem that gets them every time. Their tradition is bravado and braggadocio, whether it’s warranted or not. They make up stories to puff themselves up so much that they can’t come to grips with facts. See: the claim that they’re the richest program and in part with Texas. They aren’t and they never have been.

They can’t escape their own unrealistic expectations. They brag so much, but they never back it up.

A wise person would stop bragging. Alas, they are the Aggies, the Aggies are they. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12555]

4 hours ago, Deej said:

Pyle Field, where they lost to Case McCoy, at night?

That's the one and only, my friend. It's so scary, tho. They keep telling us this 

[RomaVicta 30039]

1. They use this word so much. Underachieving. I'm not sure how their bar could be much different than 8-4. They are consistently achieving at the expected level which is mediocre with occasional flashes and occasional slumps.

2. It's a shame that writing winning cures all doesn't cure all because they write that all the time as though it's a fresh notion.

3. Put it on the wall. 2024: National Champions (Five wins from same.)

 

And, golldarnit, people like us.

Does any other school's fans talk about themselves like this?

Replace "dear leader" with "our fan base" and A&M is the North Korea of college football. As I think about it, they are about the same status-wise in the world of football as N. Korea is in the real world: noisy and mildly threatening to a few lesser powers, yet a mere annoyance to the major powers.

 

This is the essence of redass versus 2%er:

 

 

The influx of 2%ers is their only hope, but it's a dim one.

 

Anonymous:

Not sure this Aggie has grasped the full concept of "last chance."

 

Love this guy. Bright, shiny days!

How far removed? You're so close! 

Edited Thursday at 06:59 AM by RomaVicta

[The Gimp 350]

10 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

What makes Kyle and the Aggies stand out is the regimentation. In addition to the precisely executed and rehearsed cheers from the '30s, they look uniform in crowd shots. They look angry, and their shouting seems directed at some wayward dog that shit in their collective yard. Wrap all that up in drab maroon, and you've got a very loud but seemingly joyless band of fanatics.

As I wrote somewhere else, where other enthusiastic college crowds look festive, diverse in expression, and like they're having that especially intense fanhood fun, the Aggies look like they're following orders.

The whole grim crew becomes jihadic when ebil, toxic tu comes to town to scatter their herds and eat their children.

And eat their children we shall. Not grimly, but with joy and festivity.

You forgot to mention the dildoes.

[Nivek 17011]

If they only scored a few more points and had their opponents scored fewer points they would have been undefeated.

[MontereyMX 873]

1 hour ago, The Gimp said:

You forgot to mention the dildoes.

what’s a dildoe? 

[deft 6896]

I have learned that sark is not a good recruiter and that they’re better off than we are in NIL. These aggy screenshots can teach you so much.

[billfromlaketravis 11562]

It’s always been a 1 game season for them. The Elko making progress and moving the program forward bullshit is just lies they tell themselves. It’s why they shook off a catastrophic loss to Auburn in literally 10 minutes. If you don’t believe me, go listen to the TexAgs postgame recap. “We can still beat Texas” platitudes in the opening paragraph. 
 

I hope we win, I think we’ll win, if not I’m going to get it worse than many of you lucky bastards living outside of Houston. I’ve somehow become the Texas guy on a rodeo committee pushing 1,000 people. 

Edited Thursday at 12:53 AM by billfromlaketravis

[Lou_Sassle 2909]

2 hours ago, The Gimp said:

You forgot to mention the dildoes.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12555]

The things they can convince themselves of is truly a sight to see.

Aggy WR's > [enter team name] >  UGA WR's 

Georgia is susceptible to [enter anything someone else does better]  to their OL/DL

Jaquez is better than any RB on Georgia's roster. 

This lie they keep feeding themselves is why they are a perpetual loser and bottom dweller. Trey Zuhn being an ex plane saying he's faced better LB than a top 10 player in next year's draft. Lol k. 

They really are a special needs bunch. 

 

Oh, and outside of football, apparently they've convinced themselves they're getting so much elite baseball talent. Lol k. Again. 

Edited Thursday at 01:20 AM by Funk Doctor Spock

[Funk Doctor Spock 12555]

2 hours ago, The Gimp said:

You forgot to mention the dildoes.

Username checks out 

You should carry them in your pocket like the rest of us, stupid sip. 

Edited Thursday at 01:22 AM by Funk Doctor Spock

[The Gimp 350]

4 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

what’s a dildoe? 

The way Jim Beam spells them.

[Hank_Hill 18939]

All of the Texas big money is generational wealth whereas all the Ag donors are self made. Where do they get this shit? 

[BornAndRaised 12343]

[Deej 77003]

What little bitches

[Vertigo 20342]

37 minutes ago, Deej said:

What little bitches

In fairness, it’s just one little bitch.

[linux 1662]

Reminds me of this only his mum signed it

[Longhornfrenzy 5885]

aggy 9.95ers are a different breed 

[Longhornfrenzy 5885]

[Bevo14 8386]

Sheesh. Raptor is killing  the vibe in here with his unaggy realism.

[RomaVicta 30039]

3 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Oh man, I hope they circulate this everywhere.

Aggie: "Let's all be chickenshits and get rid of ebil Texas."

SEC: "Speak for yourself, chickenshit."

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Sheesh. Raptor is killing  the vibe in here with his unaggy realism.

I think this used to be a satire of negative ags. I guess the dumbasses forgot.

[Eggo 3997]

On 11/27/2024 at 6:34 PM, MontereyMX said:

what’s a dildoe? 

The opposite of a dildoesn't

[Funk Doctor Spock 12555]

2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

The opposite of a dildoesn't

But we all know dildoes, do. 

[RabidM 2670]

6 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Sheesh. Raptor is killing  the vibe in here with his unaggy realism.

I actually think he's too pessimistic.  Our defense travels, but our offense can go through some of the most head scratching awful, prolonged stretches of play.  Our offense can keep any team in the game with turnovers and short fields.  I'd feel a lot better about things if Quinn didn't look so injured in the second half of the last game.  If we struggle in pass pro, this one could be a tight, ugly game.     

[Hookem10 771]

I think qe will be fine. ready to start a run here. he got hurt on a play when it was 7-0 or 7-7.  He finished the game. lets do this  

[Bamboozled73 315]

On 11/27/2024 at 9:46 AM, texifornia said:

Except Ohio Stadium really is a citadel that's almost never broken, which makes that win even more exceptional.

Other teams win at Kyle Field all the time.

Yeah but App State was not an SEC game at night. 

Edited 17 hours ago by Bamboozled73

[Longhornfrenzy 5885]

Weird MFers

[Plorant 828]

55 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Weird MFers

[Scholz 11980]

Fucking dorks