Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Rickylovesweed 14,155]

You can already see them building up a big recruiting win with Shanahan even though aggy is probably the only school that wants him in his top 5. 

[NoName 16,296]

26 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Those dorks still think they are flipping Branch ... 

didn't he say he was shutting it down and not taking *ANY* more visits?

[Mason Ramsey 3,371]

They are absolutely convinced that your previous season's record is the only thing that factors into a kid's decision, lol.

7 minutes ago, NoName said:

didn't he say he was shutting it down and not taking *ANY* more visits?

Yes he did.

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

The ones insinuating shit about Texas recruiting by sarcastically saying kids are going here for free, make no sense to me. Texas has been very up front about how NIL works for its athletes. In no way is anyone suggesting that money isn’t involved. It is- legally. 

[RomaVicta 29,784]

 

Yellow = What they think they are doing. (Delusion)

Red = What they think we are doing. (Projection)

He had a 50-50 shot and got it backwards. (Combination of above)

 

[You don't know me 1,161]

All of you talking shit about the "pool party" are really pissing me off!  We're having a pool party for my kid's 8u baseball team.

[texifornia 56,519]

[texifornia 56,519]

[NoName 16,296]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

the concept that they would only take like 3 dudes from a class that includes 4 guys in the top 100 so far and 3 guys in the top 40 is really funny.

I already went over how most of the class has A&M offers on hand and they absolutely would take offers from basically anyone in the top 10 of Texas class (Arch, Cook, Williams, Niblett, Chatman, Johnson, Spencer, Burrell*, Mitchell, Wisner) - BUrrell doesn't have an A&M offer I don't think.

edit: just a reminder that Texas is 8-2 vs Kansas in the last 10...and Alabama is 8-2 vs Texas A&M in the last 10.

Edited July 18, 2022 by NoName

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,145]

waiting for them to announce they are going HUGE into the transfer portal where there are much better recruits so no need to recruit a bunch of high school kids

[Nivek 16,859]

I like the idea of Alabama fans being pissed off at Saban’s recruiting, as if he is some scrub that needs fan approval.

[texifornia 56,519]

[TXRed 3,186]

[Elmer_Fudd 22,109]

"The aggy ring has more power than Thor's hammer" 

[texifornia 56,519]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

"The aggy ring has more power than Thor's hammer" 

Reminder: The woman who copied that over from Facebook spent most of her life as a Florida State fan

[derpyhorndog 2,554]

"when your [sic] in need[,] Aggieland is there" - Bob Popcek

 

 

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7,170]

That KKL post reads like one of us hacked her account to troll their board.  Holy shit.  I'm not sure any of us could top that classic aggy delusional rambling if we tried.

[texifornia 56,519]

[Post Oak 20,184]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Looch: it’s time for us to really start negatively recruiting Texas. (Implies they aren’t already)

later question: does negative recruiting work?

looch:  not really. 

I absolutely detest aggy but this is a prime example of why I also love aggy.  

[texifornia 56,519]

aaaand fin

[derpyhorndog 2,554]

Two weeks ago: "Don't care that sips got some DBs and Bama got Tony Mitchell. We just need one of Muhammad/Toviano and we're set."

Now: "Muhammad is a JAG, don't really need or want him. Taviano is the prize."

Not sure if I want Taviano more because he's a great player, or to see where the aggy narrative goes next if we were to commit to Texas. whynotboth.gif 

[C-Man 27,052]

48 minutes ago, NoName said:

edit: just a reminder that Texas is 8-2 vs Kansas in the last 10...and Alabama is 8-2 vs Texas A&M in the last 10.

Yeah, but in aggy maths two out of 10 = domination

[texifornia 56,519]

4 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Two weeks ago: "Don't care that sips got some DBs and Bama got Tony Mitchell. We just need one of Muhammad/Toviano and we're set."

Now: "Muhammad is a JAG, don't really need or want him. Taviano is the prize."

Not sure if I want Taviano more because he's a great player, or to see where the aggy narrative goes next if we were to commit to Texas. whynotboth.gif 

Jayvon Thomas can play all of the DB spots at once except for Bravion Rogers' guy.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,523]

1 minute ago, derpyhorndog said:

Not sure if I want Taviano more because he's a great player, or to see where the aggy narrative goes next if we were to commit to Texas. whynotboth.gif 

Let me help you out with that narrative:

1) tu only recruits DBs and WRs... they are a 7 on 7 team and have nobody in the trenches who can play big boy SEC football.
2) Anybody ATM is recruiting this year isn't as good as who they recruited last year plus they are afraid of competition. They are only going to Texas because of immediate playing time.
3) Texas is overspending out of fear from the best ever recruiting class, and illegally doing so.
4) Trust Jimbo.

[RollLeft 5,040]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

 

Yellow = What they think they are doing. (Delusion)

Red = What they think we are doing. (Projection)

He had a 50-50 shot and got it backwards. (Combination of above)

 

That and this is fkn rich!! Also Nolan said that of UTenn not us...

[Deej 76,567]

Why would aggy even care if they have a shitty class? They have made it clear that Jimbo is the greatest football coach who ever lived. Seems like he should be able to win with anyone. 

[NoName 16,296]

42 minutes ago, texifornia said:

aaaand fin

this guy probably thinks Gibbs is trash because he went to Ga Tech.

Edited July 18, 2022 by NoName

[RomaVicta 29,784]

 

I'm sure Miss St., Ole Miss, Arkansas, and LSU feel the same way about A&M. 

Which scenario is more likely to play out? A&M loses those four again or A&M beating Alabama by "double digits" in Tuscaloosa?

[fattyflattie 4,636]

34 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

That and this is fkn rich!! Also Nolan said that of UTenn not us...

Walter Nolen? The same Walter Nolen that has been recently rumored to be renegotiating his deal? Yeah. He wasn’t worried at all about the $$$. Didn’t influence him in the least. 

[texifornia 56,519]

 

[RomaVicta 29,784]

That could cringe somebody back from the dead.

They were so sure that they were joining a brotherhood who would embrace all the valuable things about A&M that the Big 12 just didn't want to see.

What a fool believes.

What a fool believes, he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be is always better than nothing
Than nothing at all

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2,205]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Yeah, but in aggy maths two out of 10 = domination

I was at the Rangers game yesterday and saw an aggy shirt... It read, "We control the TIDE! 41-38"

2 wins in 10 tries and they control bama

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

[texifornia 56,519]

[Elmer_Fudd 22,109]

The SEC will break Manning?

Well we already know the PAC 12 broke King.

[billfromlaketravis 11,361]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

That woman(?) calling the dawgs still makes me shudder. 

Good for the landlady from Kingpin having a daughter in junior college. 

Edited July 18, 2022 by billfromlaketravis

[Gucci_Suit 2,610]

31 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The SEC will break Manning?

Well we already know the PAC 12 broke King.

This made me laugh too. The SEC is going to “break Manning”. 

So far the SEC is 0-3 at breaking Mannings. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

“A 1.000 prospect should never sit a season.”

I think he’s trying to make the case that arch shouldn’t be a 1.000 prospect, but the fact is that ewers was a 1.000 prospect and did sit a season.  Reclassified and all that and the osu qb room is different than the Texas qb room, but his point is just out there flailing. 

[Scholz 11,933]

9 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

The SEC is going to “break Manning”. 

Every criticism is a confession.  They're talking about that skinny weak bitch Haynes King.

[texifornia 56,519]

[HtownHorn 14,487]

Yeah, that 1.000 prospect VY was just awful because he sat his 1st year.

[RomaVicta 29,784]

 

Why would the media be afraid of pissing off the Mannings? What concept does this guy have of the media? The sports reporters, pundits, and recruiting all meet in a big room to form agendas and strategize on not pissing off the Mannings while doing everything in their power to keep the good men of Texas 8T5 down?

Only the Aggies on that board have seen his tape and can appropriately appraise Manning's abilities. I'm sure they were all stud defensive backs who played is compound fractures but were kept from making second team all-district by the Longhorn controlled media.

Weirdos.

 

[RomaVicta 29,784]

12 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yeah, that 1.000 prospect VY was just awful because he sat his 1st year.

But, if he sat, he's clearly not a 1.000 prospect! Don't you see?

Their reasoning is a flat circle.

[Junior Bonner 6,233]

I’ve got to stop reading these screenshots. I feel my I.Q. slipping away… 

[Vertigo 20,267]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

A 1.0 Prospect should never sit a season, except every 1.0 prospect has sat a season. 

Vince redshirted, Quinn redshirted, Arch will redshirt. 

[Deej 76,567]

If Arch had chosen aggy, they'd be complaining on TexAgs that it's not fair the system maxes out at 1.000 because he's better than that. 

[Shaggyhorn 641]

“A 1.000 prospect should never sit a season.”
I think he’s trying to make the case that arch shouldn’t be a 1.000 prospect, but the fact is that ewers was a 1.000 prospect and did sit a season.  Reclassified and all that and the osu qb room is different than the Texas qb room, but his point is just out there flailing. 

I fixed it for them… “A 1.000 prospect should never sit unless he’s two years behind and a year younger another 1.000 prospect.”

[ousux 5,587]

Our committed recruits are literally telling recruiting reporters Arch played at least some part in their decision, yet these rubes still think we're paying upfront money like they did last year

[Shaggyhorn 641]

I’ve got to stop reading these screenshots. I feel my I.Q. slipping away… 

I’m going to stop reading these screenshots. I am starting to feel far superior.

[closetojumping 62,242]

There is a lot of crazy shit being thrown out by those guys, but one of my favorite takes, repeated multiple times in these screenshots, is that Ewers somehow sucks because he didn't play at Ohio State last year. Nevermind that he reclassified and joined the team at the last minute in order to partake in NIL in the state of Ohio. He was a fucking high school senior with no preseason prep. Who on earth besides these rubes expected that guy to do anything other than redshirt and play sparingly? 

Haynes King, who they touted as a shouldabeena 5 star QB showed up to ATM in 2020 and promptly ... redshirted. Any quality QB showing up to a campus and willingly redshirting is normally considered a good thing for the player and program, but apparently not when it involves Texas. 

[OU Sucks 8,746]

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Save this for when we beat their twenty 95+ guys with our four 95+ guys.  Because I guarantee they'll change the narrative to "well you should've won with your 900 five stars!"