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6 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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As amazing as this is, Jesus these people are our neighbors. That’s terrifying. 
 

That guy just made up shit from whole cloth, and the rest of his bullshit is just his own bad opinions parading as fact. And calling them “opinions” is a pretty big stretch to the legitimacy of the word. 
 

Sark isn’t a program builder because he never won 8 games before he got here guys. Don’t tell them about Nick Saban at Michigan State. 

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13 minutes ago, Viper said:

Also, as long as you don't count last year when he won a big 12 title, Sark has never won a big 12 title. What kind of program building head coach can't win a big 12 title, other than the big 12 title he did win. 

Yeah I lol’d at that. Just pure, weaponized ignorance. 

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Yeah, elko only had the best recruiting class ever in their junior year, and sec branded recruiting for the past dozen years. How’s he supposed to perform with that kind of auspicious personnel background?  It’s not like he said preseason that there isn’t a rebuild and the talent is there to win big now. 

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11 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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I'm thinking this is not an accident: “No material on this site is intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment.”

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Sark a program builder?

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Of course not, you fools! He was 5-7 his first year at tu! Their recent consecutive appearances in the college playoff prove just how poorly he's performed as a program builder! Some of you are so stupid!

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There you have it.

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2 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I mean, obviously the best AD in the world would hire an alcoholic he has to constantly babysit who has no ability to build a program and will just call plays and shake hands. Hiring a real Head Coach like the Elk causes too many headaches.

That's just good AD'ing right there. 

Well, he didn't pay $100 million plus to a fraud coach. So he's got that going for him. 

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3 minutes ago, Gordon Shumway said:

I love this beauty.  I mean what other possibility could there be for it to appear that Sark isn't drinking other than hiding it. 

 

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Sark says he's sober (with, it sounds like, a drink at a wedding mixed in now and then). Sark has a history of being comedically bad at hiding serious drinking while also actively getting worse at coaching while he drinks. Sark has not been seen by anyone doing anything embarrassing around alcohol in his time at Texas and the team has improved every year.

Conclusion: Is Sark actually mostly sober, or is he drinking again but CDC is doing a North Korean level job of silencing the legacy media, social media, and regular people with cell phone cameras while the other coaches all pick up the slack for him without telling anyone about it? The answer is clearly the latter.

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11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Sark says he's sober (with, it sounds like, a drink at a wedding mixed in now and then). Sark has a history of being comedically bad at hiding serious drinking while also actively getting worse at coaching while he drinks. Sark has not been seen by anyone doing anything embarrassing around alcohol in his time at Texas and the team has improved every year.

Conclusion: Is Sark actually mostly sober, or is he drinking again but CDC is doing a North Korean level job of silencing the legacy media, social media, and regular people with cell phone cameras while the other coaches all pick up the slack for him without telling anyone about it? The answer is clearly the latter.

By all accounts, Sark is laser focused on winning. If he's drinking, and heavily, he's basically down to doing it inside his panic room at his house and for 45 min a night of pure binge right before his ambien kicks in...

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

By all accounts, Sark is laser focused on winning. If he's drinking, and heavily, he's basically down to doing it inside his panic room at his house and for 45 min a night of pure binge right before his ambien kicks in...

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

By all accounts, Sark is laser focused on winning. If he's drinking, and heavily, he's basically down to doing it inside his panic room at his house and for 45 min a night of pure binge right before his ambien kicks in...

Spider banana calls that Tuesday. 

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Elko’s offense, defense, and ST aren’t very good. They’re nasty (bad). If his coordinators leave, then I don’t really give a fuck. They’ll still suck but compare themselves to us.


And I like how they keep saying that sark isn’t doing a good job and that this is all the conference branding and NIL. Do they think that NIL is going away and our sec membership is a trial basis? Is sark going to have to just rely on pure coaching skills after those “go away”? Dumb motherfuckers.

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1 hour ago, deft said:

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Elko’s offense, defense, and ST aren’t very good. They’re nasty (bad). If his coordinators leave, then I don’t really give a fuck. They’ll still suck but compare themselves to us.


And I like how they keep saying that sark isn’t doing a good job and that this is all the conference branding and NIL. Do they think that NIL is going away and our sec membership is a trial basis? Is sark going to have to just rely on pure coaching skills after those “go away”? Dumb motherfuckers.

So I have heard from friends. When on a drug called cocaine you tend to exaggerate your skills. When on a drug called batshit insane copium I’m not sure the stupid shit you can come up. 

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11 hours ago, nnm said:

Amazing the way CDC keeps Sark under wraps, because Sark has no idea of the intangibles needed to build a program.

 

Just tremendous insight into Sark's program...

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