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51 minutes ago, nnm said:

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Yes, yes. Like you give a wedgie to the kid “just above you.” Like you continually steal the lunch money of a kid “just above you.” Like you regularly spend the night and sneak into the bedroom and give a good fucking to the mom of the kid just above you” because she wants you. 

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2 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

screenshotted? 

And Elko could end up with an atomic wedgie. He could end up with his lunch money stolen. His mom could end up with a good rogering when Kiffin spends the night. 

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Listen up kids you are never factually incorrect, you are only at best too early for the next event that can be construed as you making a correct prediction!

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On 12/13/2024 at 7:03 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s the annual predict aggy to shit itself sub .500 season when they win 8 or more games 

I, for one, usually predict 7-5 or sometimes .500 exactly.  Rarely sub .500, have you seen their schedules?

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I love how they refer to themselves as nice guys without fail.

I remember their recent Gameday sign making fun of dead Jake Ehlinger. I remember Texas cars getting spray painted in their town. I remember their great fans wishing for a deliberate dirty hit on Ewers.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.

 


"For decades now we've kept our program in good enough shape most years to qualify for the elite." ????????

In what universe is that statement true? 

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Posted

The cfp really screwed them in 2023 alright.  I'm sure he meant 2020 as that's become a texags fact.  Most fanbases have the self respect to keep quiet after being blown out by 28.

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4 hours ago, Tired Horn said:


"For decades now we've kept our program in good enough shape most years to qualify for the elite." ????????

In what universe is that statement true? 

To be fair, he never says elite at what.

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Only one school has Meat Pimp.

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4 hours ago, Scholz said:

I love how they refer to themselves as nice guys without fail.

I remember their recent Gameday sign making fun of dead Jake Ehlinger. I remember Texas cars getting spray painted in their town. I remember their great fans wishing for a deliberate dirty hit on Ewers.

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Nice guys, you say? I believe the word you're looking for is "incels"

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Posted
3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

To be fair, he never says elite at what.

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Only one school has Meat Pimp.

I will never understand how they got Ben Shapiro to agree to make an inspirational poster for children with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Good on him.

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Posted (edited)
10 hours ago, Scholz said:

I love how they refer to themselves as nice guys without fail.

I remember their recent Gameday sign making fun of dead Jake Ehlinger. I remember Texas cars getting spray painted in their town. I remember their great fans wishing for a deliberate dirty hit on Ewers.

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Fucking trash. It's now.at the top of the list of why I hope another bonfire collapses on them. Human shit  wearing  human skin, 

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Posted
17 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

The best thing about aggy is that nobody (recruits) wants to reside in that abomination of a campus and surrounding environment, unless they are generational morons.

Hook’em!!!

Every aggy transfer commit is rated lower now than when they left high school.  Brazos County is for relegation in life.

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On 12/15/2024 at 2:10 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.

 

 

 

NCAA sanctions for blatant rules violations are his barometer for unfavorable treatment? Their 5-7 Jimbo dumpster fire didn't get selected for the CFP? 

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8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Here’s a morning shot of overt racism from the aggies on 247. This is in the middle of a thread about Hudson where they’re debating the veracity of Hudson NIL demands. It bled into UT NIL discussion/ignorance and complaints about all of them gol’durned Mexicans in San Antonio buying Walmart Texas gear. 

 

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Wow, haven’t heard the phrase beaners since I got the fuck out of East Texas almost 20 years ago 

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I am so glad this was a year late, Jimbo fleecing the gomers for 100% of it all gives me such joy, I doubt he cared enough and would have gotten fired anyway, but the fact that they even lost the socks they were wearing, and that his replacement has been a flop, is just Aggie concentrate.

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24 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Here’s a morning shot of overt racism from the aggies on 247. This is in the middle of a thread about Hudson where they’re debating the veracity of Hudson NIL demands. It bled into UT NIL discussion/ignorance and complaints about all of them gol’durned Mexicans in San Antonio buying Walmart Texas gear. 

 

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With fans like that, I can't imagine why Latino fans choose Texas over A&M

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29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Here’s a morning shot of overt racism from the aggies on 247. This is in the middle of a thread about Hudson where they’re debating the veracity of Hudson NIL demands. It bled into UT NIL discussion/ignorance and complaints about all of them gol’durned Mexicans in San Antonio buying Walmart Texas gear. 

 

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Those landscapers and concrete guys make more than the average aggy grad. 

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3 hours ago, Deej said:

Those landscapers and concrete guys make more than the average aggy grad. 

And those are the guys the Aggies used to claim pride in being themselves. It's the whole original meaning of tea sippers. Aggies were out doing the real work while the effete Longhorns sipped tea on the porch. 

The manly manful actual men prefer UT. For phony, go to aggy.

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3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

And those are the guys the Aggies used to claim pride in being themselves. It's the whole original meaning of tea sippers. Aggies were out doing the real work while the effete Longhorns sipped tea on the porch. 

The manly manful actual men prefer UT. For phony, go to aggy.

Now they brag about no. of ceos. 

Posted
4 hours ago, texifornia said:

With fans like that, I can't imagine why Latino fans choose Texas over A&M

This white boy is going with the better taco game, as well.

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image.png.1ee789584f5e8544eee1c8563dadeab9.png Featuring the wit and genius of Mike "Ivy League" Elko

 

Let's see that opening tease: the grabber, my man.

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Irony! A place where few Aggies have gone before let alone even found. Let's go to the source:

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Fabulous news, Olin. Not having these guys play is, as you say, "a good thing." But what does articulate Penn scholar Elko have to say about the program, the "real program," which you most assuredly are?

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1 Remaining in the same place when you suck is not a good strategy. Ivy. League.

2 Gotta play really well to be really good! IVY. LEAGUE.

 

Okay, Coach, lay on some insight. Is it good for the culture?

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Game prep! Run on to the field! Oooooh! A trophy! All those things. Odd that he doesn't mention extra practices. The Aggies are usually very proud when most of their team shows up for practice, and most of them show up on time. It's a pretty big deal in Aggieland.

Coach, RomaVicta here, tell us what this matchup between (a) big named school(s) (and A&M) means to the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas? 

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Wow! One wonders which is the greater intellectual achievement, getting into MENSA or graduating on a fooball scholarship from an Ivy League school? Impressive are both to be sure.

Lastly, Coach Elko, in one definitive sentence, can you tell us how this process fits your plans going forward?

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I'll take that as a "no."

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7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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image.png.1ee789584f5e8544eee1c8563dadeab9.png Featuring the wit and genius of Mike "Ivy League" Elko

 

Let's see that opening tease: the grabber, my man.

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Irony! A place where few Aggies have gone before let alone even found. Let's go to the source:

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Fabulous news, Olin. Not having these guys play is, as you say, "a good thing." But what does articulate Penn scholar Elko have to say about the program, the "real program," which you most assuredly are?

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1 Remaining in the same place when you suck is not a good strategy. Ivy. League.

2 Gotta play really well to be really good! IVY. LEAGUE.

 

Okay, Coach, lay on some insight. Is it good for the culture?

image.png.0bf16b63f53c15af0752bb871b2e8ba4.png

Game prep! Run on to the field! Oooooh! A trophy! All those things. Odd that he doesn't mention extra practices. The Aggies are usually very proud when most of their team shows up for practice, and most of them show up on time. It's a pretty big deal in Aggieland.

Coach, RomaVicta here, tell us what this matchup between (a) big named school(s) (and A&M) means to the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas? 

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Wow! One wonders which is the greater intellectual achievement, getting into MENSA or graduating on a fooball scholarship from an Ivy League school? Impressive are both to be sure.

Lastly, Coach Elko, in one definitive sentence, can you tell us how this process fits your plans going forward?

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I'll take that as a "no."

It's funny when a coach talks about "winning championships" and "building up a program""culture" when they, themselves, have never done so. 

The fat moron has never been on a championship team, but suddenly he has the answers. It's mind bottling.

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Yes. I just accepted he must be a smart guy with great potential from his resume. The Ivy League thing seems more like Herman's Mensa membershit as each day goes by. There is nothing special about Elko's mind or philosophy. He sounds like a jock who has become a pretty good assistant coach. 

He doesn't look the part either. I'm a fat bastard, and I know going with a white mumu with a stupid image just below the mammaries and resting on the promontory isn't a great look. Nothing is a great look actually, but you can damn sure do better than that.

He's not a bad guy like Sherrill or an asshole like Jimbo. It's a shame clearing those low bars doesn't make you a good head coach.

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Posted (edited)
46 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

It's funny when a coach talks about "winning championships" and "building up a program""culture" when they, themselves, have never done so. 

The fat moron has never been on a championship team, but suddenly he has the answers. It's mind bottling.

You can't ignore the fact that The Elk has learned from a former sitting national championship winning coach. 

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