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Elmer_Fudd
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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

D3zii
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Congrats to all Teams 

closetojumping
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To be clear, USC did make a run at CDC. Liucci probably heard that from the USC side and ran with it, trying to make it a story. Problem is, Liucci doesn't understand critical differences between ATM

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4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

There is a lot of crazy shit being thrown out by those guys, but one of my favorite takes, repeated multiple times in these screenshots, is that Ewers somehow sucks because he didn't play at Ohio State last year. Nevermind that he reclassified and joined the team at the last minute in order to partake in NIL in the state of Ohio. He was a fucking high school senior with no preseason prep. Who on earth besides these rubes expected that guy to do anything other than redshirt and play sparingly? 

Haynes King, who they touted as a shouldabeena 5 star QB showed up to ATM in 2020 and promptly ... redshirted. Any quality QB showing up to a campus and willingly redshirting is normally considered a good thing for the player and program, but apparently not when it involves Texas. 

Agree.  I'm of the opinion that if you have a true freshman starting at QB on day one, even a QB that was a 1.000 5 star, then something has gone terribly wrong with your QB room along the way.  We need to get back to the days of redshirting all of our QBs.

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8 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Let me help you out with that narrative:

1) tu only recruits DBs and WRs... they are a 7 on 7 team and have nobody in the trenches who can play big boy SEC football.
2) Anybody ATM is recruiting this year isn't as good as who they recruited last year plus they are afraid of competition. They are only going to Texas because of immediate playing time.
3) Texas is overspending out of fear from the best ever recruiting class, and illegally doing so.
4) Trust Jimbo.

5) the sips are paying players to commit to rutgers instead of aggy

6) the looch 44 will be posted momentarily

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8 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

at the end of the video, the bumper has a url:

https://www.tamu.edu/sec

the page is 404, with a picture of their dog, with a confused face

inspired, intrepid individuals with tradecraft and skillz (not that there are any of those people around here) could arrange an interdiction on the intertrons and redirect somewhere interesting, like aggypedia

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7 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

at the end of the video, the bumper has a url:

https://www.tamu.edu/sec

the page is 404, with a picture of their dog, with a confused face

inspired, intrepid individuals with tradecraft and skillz (not that there are any of those people around here) could arrange an interdiction on the intertrons and redirect somewhere interesting, like aggypedia

That's not how the internet works

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This constant notion of latent wealth just waiting to be weaponized is so tiresome. Liucci said "Lord help everyone" if Texags ever did crowdfunding. Well guess what? You did it, and it is shit. And of course their posters all say "There is no reason we shouldn't be top 3 every year", yet they went all in on 1 class and screwed themselves for subsequent classes. They point to fudged financial data where they do shit like show capital contributions for stadium projects as revenue, all to puff themselves up and let everyone walk around thinking they are the biggest and the baddest. Sure, they have money, and probably more money than most schools. But they don't have near as much as they project that they have, and if they did, they wouldn't be a never was for the last century.  

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Viper

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25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Oh yeah definitely find a mic to get in front of and say, "oh yeah we're a have too just like Alabama, not a have-not, no way!"

Just hope that no one has a Tywin Lannister quote ready to go to respond. 

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Aggie ability to hold contradictory notions in their head at the same time.

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According to Texas A&M coach Jimbo Fisher, only one of the 11 early enrollees in the Aggies’ top-rated 2022 recruiting class received an NIL deal. Just one.

Fisher, clearly still fuming from Alabama coach Nick Saban alleging that A&M “bought every player on their team” via NIL deals, sat down for an interview with KSAT in San Antonio on Friday. The station aired part of that interview on Sunday night. In it, Fisher again called out the “lies” he believes are being told about his program.

“I just researched this. Of the 11 guys we have in place that came early, one guy has an NIL deal. So all of these stories you’re hearing are complete lies,” Fisher said. “I went and checked with our compliance people because we have nothing to do with it.”

They hold both notions in their heads but can't really describe how NIL actually works.

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Do they not realize that Jimbo is just a paid mercenary, that is only at their Cow College because he was paid and has no love or affection for the school?

Same with the majority of their 2022 class?

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This constant notion of latent wealth just waiting to be weaponized is so tiresome. Liucci said "Lord help everyone" if Texags ever did crowdfunding. Well guess what? You did it, and it is shit. And of course their posters all say "There is no reason we shouldn't be top 3 every year", yet they went all in on 1 class and screwed themselves for subsequent classes. They point to fudged financial data where they do shit like show capital contributions for stadium projects as revenue, all to puff themselves up and let everyone walk around thinking they are the biggest and the baddest. Sure, they have money, and probably more money than most schools. But they don't have near as much as they project that they have, and if they did, they wouldn't be a never was for the last century.  

aggy is so Dallas.
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2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

"Snake oil salesman"

Interesting description of the guy with more national championships than anyone else in the history of his sport.

"That guy is just selling snake oil!*

* - and seven national championships"

If we get a guy that produces Saban-like results, I'm buying his snake oil, supplements, workout videos, and voting to fund his monorail.

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From one of the above:

"If A&M was still the irrelevant regional program that we were in the Big 12, nobody would be coming after us or talking about us. We're the strongest example of what a program outside the established order can do in the new era of CFB."


Holy fuck these assholes are disillusioned.  Since the NIL began the new era of CFB, Texas A&M went 8-4 and backed out of a game with mighty ... Wake Forest. 

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23 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

From one of the above:

"If A&M was still the irrelevant regional program that we were in the Big 12, nobody would be coming after us or talking about us. We're the strongest example of what a program outside the established order can do in the new era of CFB."


Holy fuck these assholes are disillusioned.  Since the NIL began the new era of CFB, Texas A&M went 8-4 and backed out of a game with mighty ... Wake Forest. 

I was about to quote the same one. They signed a number one recruiting class, went 9-1 two years ago, and beat Alabama last year. The legit, inevitable victory over Alabama was diminished by their four fluke losses to the state of Mississippi, the Hawgs, and a diminished LSU. 

They're the only guys who weren't paying last year even though they were way ahead on the NIL game. And facilities? Oh they have facilities and like saying facilities constantly.

This is why I can't stop watching. They're so sure that they are feared and have already arrived. If only they can break the bonds placed on them by a world terrified of their manful manliness and shining worth!

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On 7/17/2022 at 9:38 AM, Hagbard Celine said:

the letter "s" at the end of the word "aggy" is not needed.  the word "aggy" is already plural.  and it makes the use of the non-existent word "aggys" sound in one's head like the word "haggis" when reading the posts of said mr. duke.

We're supposed to read his posts?  

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For the purpose of continued aggy meltdown after the Muhammad commit tomorrow we need Anthony Hill to commit to Texas and not visit aggy. Then have Perroni quote him saying that if it was not an official visit it wasn’t worth going, as he’d already been to college station on his own dime and once was enough.

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37 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The fluke is the thing that happens once, not the thing that happens 4 times.  

A 23 year old aggy has seen:

0 conference championships 

0 division championships 

1 double digit win season

2 seasons with less than 4 losses (including a shortened covid year) 

1 hunnert year decision

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23 hours ago, closetojumping said:

There is a lot of crazy shit being thrown out by those guys, but one of my favorite takes, repeated multiple times in these screenshots, is that Ewers somehow sucks because he didn't play at Ohio State last year. Nevermind that he reclassified and joined the team at the last minute in order to partake in NIL in the state of Ohio. He was a fucking high school senior with no preseason prep. Who on earth besides these rubes expected that guy to do anything other than redshirt and play sparingly? 

Haynes King, who they touted as a shouldabeena 5 star QB showed up to ATM in 2020 and promptly ... redshirted. Any quality QB showing up to a campus and willingly redshirting is normally considered a good thing for the player and program, but apparently not when it involves Texas. 

I think it is funny that they believe Arch will be resistant to redshirting or being a backup in any form. When you look at the two prime candidates for the heisman AND the #1 pick in next year’s draft, both were 5-star qbs, who redshirted, one served as a backup for a year, then took the job and were able to perform well. And oh btw, one of those two already has a fucking heisman and either might have been the #1 pick this yr if allowed to enter.

Even by their own fucked up standards when looking at ewers, they would have to admit that if justin fields “sucked” before taking the field in Columbus, it certainly didn’t adversely affect the overall trajectory of his career (ntm he displaced another dude that sat, won a heisman, & went #1).

In terms of making the early jump, maybe they are reaching all the way back to john david booty for inspiration? A louisiana phenom from a football family recruited by sark who didn’t play immediately but eventually was first team all-conference, rose bowl mvp, and an nfl draft pick..did I just give them ammunition? Couldn’t beat out *checks notes* carson palmer and matt leinart..clearly the guy sucked.

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