Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[nnm 38155]

 

[Gidnik 3554]

 

[closetojumping 65701]

The commentary around him being a big fatass always delivers. I’m dying reading this shit. 

“but he isn’t just fat. He’s morbidly obese.”

Holy shit. 

[Elmer_Fudd 23119]

It's amazing how we've gone from "We Run This State!" to "It ain't gonna' be like it used to be" to now it's "This is a real program".

[Pato del Muerto 53694]

12 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

 

Please tell me those green chips are $10 and he’s at the $10 table. 
 

upon reflection it would be funnier if he was gambling away $10k of their money per hand, like it was $10. 
 

and if I was on Twitter I’d contemplate a reply to Jerry saying he’s obviously a better gambler than sark, who had unsuited 5 and 7 for his first hand. 

Edited 14 hours ago by Pato del Muerto

[pacman 7573]

[TheRRKid 239]

Who is the woman? It looks like he asked her for something and she’s looking in a purse for it. 

[RGBIII 23057]

On 12/23/2024 at 12:28 PM, Hookem10 said:

We need an offensive line coach that came from ok state recruiting a hungry 3 star type story going - anyone have that - forgot the coaches name 

I got you

[futureman 22764]

56 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

Fatko. Not even remotely clever but easily the funniest name they’ve given him. 

oh I think you’re wrong. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 21083]

The Elk apparently belched into a microphone during the post-game presser. I would not want to be in the room with an elk belch.


 

[nnm 38155]

 

[Longhornfrenzy 6539]

[Voluminous Banality 1198]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

[Voluminous Banality 1198]

Delete

Edited 14 hours ago by Voluminous Banality
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[Longhornfrenzy 6539]

[JesusSweatDuck 18325]

Gerry just killed a man

 

 

[Foosters 18295]

Not sure how we're gonna do it, but someone needs to workshop "gluttonous slob" into one of the many existing aggy thread titles.

[Pato del Muerto 53694]

After all the sark 5-7 year one copium they’ve binged on all season, would be great to see them go 5-7 in year 2. 

its tough to find 7 losses with their schedule, but…

lose at ND in week 3 to go 2-1, then get past Auburn and miss st to go 4-1. Then lose their last 6 conference games (Florida with lagway, @arky, @lsu, @mizzou, South Carolina with sellers, and then @texas)
 

That would be fun times. Would lead to the wholesale staff turnover and year 3 reset, when they all know the program is dead stick but they can’t do anything about it for a while. 

Edited 13 hours ago by Pato del Muerto

[Hank Kingsley 21877]

So many red flags in this first year regarding Elko's ability to be a successful head coach. Lot of signs of immaturity: the "this is a real program" comment then losing 4 out of the next 5, his sideline antics, sideline commentary, etc. He gets easily frustrated out there and his body language is terrible for a Head Coach. Maybe he figures it out, but I get the sense that Elko thinks he has all the answers with little ability to self reflect. Kinda reminds me of Tom Herman.

 

[Pato del Muerto 53694]

He should hire Tom to be his OC. 

[Ten Bears 2502]

6 hours ago, Keef said:

Shoutout to the aggy that referred to Elko as the Maroon Grimace hahaha

Honorable mention to calling him Elmer Fudd

[JesusSweatDuck 18325]

2 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

Honorable mention to calling him Elmer Fudd

That's an insult to @Elmer_Fudd

[Ten Bears 2502]

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That's an insult to @Elmer_Fudd

.Lol yeah poor Elmer catching strays

[SarkAfterDark 1766]

I just want to mention Surly’s favorite Aggie football player Bryce Anderson was absolutely awful last night. I’m glad he never transferred here. Not sure he’d even crack our safety rotation.

[RomaVicta 30752]

Too late. The Texas toxicity is here now. Poison from without forever.

 

 

You forgot a couple:

1. Odd claim that doing poorly in the first year necessarily leads to nattys!
2. Absolute denial that what you just watched was fucking bad, man. Really, really bad.

 

Ouch. That looks like a nickname that could stick. 

 

True. I do think USC had a moment of, "I can't believe we're going to lose to these loudmouth nobody clowns." A&M was already convinced they'd won yet again. Wouldn't a great culture have you bearing down instead spiking the ball before you cross the goal line? Isn't this overblown opinion of yourselves part of what Elko thinks he replaced? Fun times ahead.

 

Good to see the SEC patch still proves you're big time.

Nothing says "big time" more than having your conference mates nickname you Texas 8&4. Elko isn't the only entity in over their head.

 

I'm reminded of William telling the parrots that big time coaches were contacting A&M last winters dying to be the one to wake the giant. Their selection committee ends up with Mark Stoops and Mike Elko as the top two. I guess Lane failed the phone interview along with all the other big-timers calling to get in on big time SEC football.

[Longhornfrenzy 6539]

[Pato del Muerto 53694]

Their comparisons to sark and our nil budgeting seem to omit the fact that their money was asked to pony up in 2022 for that class (which they did), then 2 seasons later was asked to pony up 75 million to fire Jimbo and staff (which they did) and then were asked to pay for Mike fucking elko and Collin Klein (which they did).  So now they are being asked to fork over even more for nil, their taps or their willingness may be a little out. 
 

it’s a little bit different scenario. 

[pacman 7573]

This is great..they still don't understand the core root of their issue. Being little brother is so ingrained in their mentality it is at the core of everything they do.

Marsha. Marsha. Marsha! = Texas. Texas. Texas!

[Spindletop 107]

46 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

So many red flags in this first year regarding Elko's ability to be a successful head coach. Lot of signs of immaturity: the "this is a real program" comment then losing 4 out of the next 5, his sideline antics, sideline commentary, etc. He gets easily frustrated out there and his body language is terrible for a Head Coach. Maybe he figures it out, but I get the sense that Elko thinks he has all the answers with little ability to self reflect. Kinda reminds me of Tom Herman.

 

So OU has a Charlie Strong clone as coach, and A&M has a Herman clone.

What a time to be alive.

[Tony Two K 613]

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

Not sure how we're gonna do it, but someone needs to workshop "gluttonous slob" into one of the many existing aggy thread titles.

Belchko the Gluttonous Slob.

[nnm 38155]

They keep calling Elko discount Jimbo. If their objective was to get a discount, they failed at that, too. 7.5 mm/year for Jimbo, 7 mm/year for Elko. .5 mm discount?  For a guy with 2 years HFC experience?
 

And they’re paying both. So much for Dollar Store/Temu Jimbo. 

[Armybrat 41567]

9 minutes ago, nnm said:

They keep calling Elko discount Jimbo. If their objective was to get a discount, they failed at that, too. 7.5 mm/year for Jimbo, 7 mm/year for Elko. .5 mm discount?  For a guy with 2 years HFC experience?
 

And they’re paying both. So much for Dollar Store/Temu Jimbo. 

But you forget, everything in the Dollar Store is now $1.25.

[WBT 21199]

11 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

The greatest recruiting class in the history of sports that they definitely didn't buy with bags is now:

20-18 overall
17-18 vs. FBS teams
12-18 vs. P5/P4 teams
11-13 in conference

Well, a few of them are anyway

[Pato del Muerto 53694]

18 minutes ago, nnm said:

They keep calling Elko discount Jimbo. If their objective was to get a discount, they failed at that, too. 7.5 mm/year for Jimbo, 7 mm/year for Elko. .5 mm discount?  For a guy with 2 years HFC experience?
 

And they’re paying both. So much for Dollar Store/Temu Jimbo. 

Jimbo was at 9 or 9.5 after the extension I believe. Buuuut it doesn’t really matter when you are paying it anyway. Now they’re just also paying elko for the same results as keeping jimbo, for only 7 million more per year. 

[Nivek 17480]

They will always have baseball to fall back on.... right?  haha

[Hookem10 916]

who the fuck is telling these idiots they have the most resources in college football. blatant lie. they keep forgetting or don't want to believe that besides any resources they claim, TO PLAY OR COACH AT AGGY YOU HAVE TO STAY IN SHITHOLE COLLEGE STATION. therefore you overpay until whoever you overpaid to be there comes to their senses and leaves that abortion of a town. 

[Elmer_Fudd 23119]

Any sunshine posts/articles from Looch yet?

[Junior Bonner 6618]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Any sunshine posts/articles from Looch yet?

Still on a coke binge. Come back tomorrow. Ag out front should have told you.. 

[Tex Pete 21585]

All the defense of Liucci is hilarious to me. Elko is there because Liucci and Texags demanded it. They threw a wall-eyed fit over Mark Stoops and demanded Elko (not in small part because we were making fun of their stupid asses). 

Some of them are saying Liucci has to be careful so that he doesn’t lose his access. Oh, the access that he uses for personal benefit, but will never tell his subscribers what’s actually going on? Like last night when he sat on the injury report until right before kickoff? The rubes will continue to pay to be shit on. They’re masochists. 

[WBT 21199]

[Armybrat 41567]

12 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Still on a coke binge. Come back tomorrow. Ewe out front should have told you.. 

Fify

[Junior Bonner 6618]

11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

All the defense of Liucci is hilarious to me. Elko is there because Liucci and Texags demanded it. They threw a wall-eyed fit over Mark Stoops and demanded Elko (not in small part because we were making fun of their stupid asses).

Outstanding 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 21083]

Elko is "BCG at Kentucky?"

Yeah, because when I think of football analogues to Kentucky basketball the first team I think of is Texas A&M.

 

[Longhornfrenzy 6539]

Some of them are just asking to get the ban hammer

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 21083]

Liucci's premium is seventeen dollars per month?

Just another indication of how stupid aggies are compared to Longhorns. We pay only 9.95 per month for our propaganda. 

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[Deej 78027]

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

They will always have baseball to fall back on.... right?  haha

[Deej 78027]

7 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Liucci's premium is seventeen dollars per month?

Well, Looch did let Johnny Football go ass to mouth on him. That's worth an extra $8 a month to a true ag.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 21083]

Somebody needs to get a TexAgs account with the handle "Discount Jimbo"  just to see how long it lasts.

[billfromlaketravis 11916]

Was the Elko Blackjack picture before or after the game? Either way, I’d be concerned he’s a surly level fat drunk.