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They've modernized their euphemisms. Being outscored or running out of time is now underperforming for the Aggies. Their norm would be performing normally = winning.

Texas winning = overperforming since our norm is, of course, losing. 

 

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One should never ever lose to teams with comparable rosters. That is why the Aggies are currently #7 and the talk of college football. I guess none of these Aggies were the ones predicting a .500 season for Texas or losing 2 out of three to Arkansas, OU, and Vandy.

If we go all the way, we will have played no teams with pulses and/or been saved by our world-wide control over refs. Toxic Texas.

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This is new. 

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I just imagine all the ESL collegians in College Station smacking their foreheads. "Where'd these idiots learn English?"

 

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New day? New? Y'all invented ESipN back when you fled from us a dozen years ago. It's almost insulting that this guy doesn't realize that we've been calling the shots at the NCAA, ESPN, the newspapers, state government, and in their tiny little heads since the University of Toxins was created! Fuck man, we killed Kennedy!

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

New day? New? Y'all invented ESipN back when you fled from us a dozen years ago. It's almost insulting that this guy doesn't realize that we've been calling the shots at the NCAA, ESPN, the newspapers, state government, and in their tiny little heads since the University of Toxins was created! Fuck man, we killed Kennedy!

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11 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

The most egregious non talked about no call in the game was the Skattebo TD where his olineman suplexed him into the end zone. An olineman can’t pick up a ball carrier and move him forward. Naturally every media outlet on Twitter praised Skattebo’s “strength” instead recognizing it was a penalty.

Palmer and Tessitore were praising the OL for his effort pulling the guy forward instead of pointing out the obvious penalty. I genuinely think they did not know that should've been a flag.

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1 hour ago, Mason Ramsey said:

Palmer and Tessitore were praising the OL for his effort pulling the guy forward instead of pointing out the obvious penalty. I genuinely think they did not know that should've been a flag.

In Tessitore’s defense, he spends so much time going nuts over every

•big hit
•near big hit
•first down
•near first down
•touchdown
•near touchdown
•sack
•near sack
•completion
•near completion 
•turnover 
•near turnover 
•momentum changing play
•near momentum changing play
•and time out…

…that he doesn’t have time to learn the nuance between “tush push” and “full suplex body slam”.

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6 hours ago, WBT said:

It's ok to admit it was targeting guys.  They aren't going to take the win away.

There have been at least half a dozen posts showing the four additional criteria that must be met for targeting. The hit did not meet any of those four criteria. While at the time I thought it was targeting, I also didn’t know the full rule, nor did anyone else. It’s the same reason the hit on Bond wasn’t called targeting. I don’t know why you aren’t aware of this given how much it’s been discussed on Surly and elsewhere. 

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41 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It’s always fun when they get so unhinged that they forget that Texas … you know … actually played Texas A&M. Never mind that, let’s do the transitive property thing.  

They're creative. They can always choose the timeframe or narrative that makes them the better team. And of course, all those wins they never had to earn.

As I always say, win or lose, aggies never shut the fuck up.

4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

It never fucking fails does it? I can set my watch by him drunk posting on a friday early in the day. 

Have you ever considered that he may actually be mentally retarded?

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