Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[morehornsepower 867]

42 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Bonus for you, Jet Black.  You guys look like idiots all the time!

[closetojumping 62246]

38 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

 

 

No athletics building on earth is less appropriately named. 

While I find your post amusing and likely accurate, part of the facilities at Alabama are named for a booster with the last name “Fail” and sadly, Bama hasn’t been up to that in a while. 

[Deej 76568]

10 minutes ago, morehornsepower said:

Bonus for you, Jet Black.  You guys look like idiots all the time!

They'll look like idiots in December when they back out of another bowl game. 

[RomaVicta 29792]

The Aggie parrot feedback loop.

 

From here the "someone told me" reference is transformed to established fact.

Someone also told them that Alabama and Texas are terrified of the Aggies and doing everything they can to keep the sleeping giant under sedation. 

The only source more reliable than "someone" is "it's obvious that." 

Edited July 20, 2022 by RomaVicta

[Deej 76568]

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Someone also told them that Alabama and Texas are terrified of the Aggies and doing everything they can to keep the sheeping giant under sedation

 

[Focht Up 631]

"I hope we all look like idiots in December ".

That is pretty much a given. 

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

Peyton also tries to give recruits low insurance rates from the TeeVee box. 

[Bevo14 8274]

7 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

"I hope we all look like idiots in December ".

That is pretty much a given. 

He can rest easy.  They look like idiots every month of the year.

[Hornlover 8824]

30 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

He can rest easy.  They look like idiots every month of the year.

When it's finally Truck Month, those guys are gonna look like complete idiots!

[RabidM 2664]

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Why would Peyton talking to a recruit be a violation….he runs a fucking camp lol

[Texasrocks 2124]

3 hours ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

There’s always an uncle

Uncles. They took turns.

[Jebus 1300]

Why wait?

[Wishbone 4738]

40 minutes ago, Jebus said:

Why wait?

They haven’t.

[Scholz 11933]

3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Why would Peyton talking to a recruit be a violation….he runs a fucking camp lol

[Hank Scorpio 17723]

I would pay $500 for a soccer man to hose me down with that gun. It’s so fucking hot outside. 

[LTtxfan 48977]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21063]

their delusions of grandeur know no bounds

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2861]

13 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

God I hope so

[Shaggyhorn 641]

I would pay $500 for a soccer man to hose me down with that gun. It’s so fucking hot outside. 

I would pay $500 for a soccer mom to hose me down with that gun. It’s so fucking hot.

[Laxtonto 11933]

Edited July 20, 2022 by Laxtonto

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2861]

“Stupids sips and their media probably planted the gun in his car and the alcohol in his system before tipping off the police”

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

Ready for the Smith arrest reaction posts

[texifornia 56522]

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

Here's that Figurelli guy on SEC Rent on Smith's arrest

 

[LTtxfan 48977]

ESPN SEC Media Days on SEC Network just announced Ainias Smith won't be attending due to the DWI arrest that included unlawful carrying of a weapon & marijuana possession... 

"Smith, expected to be an offensive leader for the Aggies, faces multiple charges stemming from a Wednesday morning arrest" 

 

 

Edited July 20, 2022 by LTtxfan

[texifornia 56522]

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Here's that Figurelli guy on SEC Rent on Smith's arrest

 

....what the fuck? Being high still impairs your driving.

[UDontKnow 10439]

54 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

If the person running the Message Board Geniuses account never visited another message board ever again, there still would be enough content from TexAgs to post at least thrice daily.

 

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Here's that Figurelli guy on SEC Rent on Smith's arrest

 

 

That post received not a single like. Good to see the racist troll, Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph, holder of a master's degree in Accounting from Collie Town College is still failing on the internet.

Edited July 20, 2022 by UDontKnow

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

Haha come on…they can’t be this oblivious, nobody lacks self-awareness to this degree…this has to be one of us writing this, right? I mean, you couldn’t describe the entire history of their program better in a single sentence if you tried.

 

Edited July 20, 2022 by Hank Chinaski

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[JBJ 3649]

What was the SlicedBread post?

[ATXHorn94 71]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

They're setting up the narrative for if/when we only lose to Bama by 7, it will be because Saban wanted to "keep it close" to stick it to aggy.  

 

 

[texifornia 56522]

Apologies if there's some overlap with stuff LHF's already posted

[texifornia 56522]

[Booper 415]

I can't quit this thread.

[ATXhorn17 1611]

I’m losing so many brain cells reading this shit

[Born Burnt 6147]

[Octavian 1025]

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

“Yes it is. You are wrong.”

 

You’re wrong because I said so!!!!

[cafe society 2841]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Ready for the Smith arrest reaction posts

I bet they'll have that shit on lockdown.

[Nivek 16859]

15 hours ago, Focht Up said:

"I hope we all look like idiots in December ".

That is pretty much a given. 

Don't sell them short.  They look like idiots every other month as well.

[closetojumping 62246]

The whole “Peyton Manning is calling recruits and that’s a blatant recruiting violation” part of these posts is amazing on multiple levels. 

1) the premise of PM recruiting for Texas is absurd. 

2) if he did so, it would violate exactly nothing with the NCAA.

3) that both of those things aren’t even really examined for facts and just taken at face value is about the aggiest thing I’ve seen today. come on. 

[texifornia 56522]

[texifornia 56522]

So all of the UT offers for aggy kids count, but all the aggy offers for UT kids are uncommitable/not real/etc etc

[texifornia 56522]

Man, they have really turned "suck on these bags, motherfuckers" after NSD into "Bobby Taylor was just so charismatic, wow, miss him this year" now

[texifornia 56522]