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I don't read this guy often except when he's quoted here. Seems to be an idiot. Right off the bat, surrounding? Are the Comanches back? Well, they can take comfort because those Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas are ready!

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On Jonah Wilson:

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He is an outside receiver.

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Down-the-field-scenarios? The action stops, and Jonah delivers a soliloquy? Or is this one of those scenarios surrounding the idea of, you know, making catches?

 

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1 Military school guys all know the value of stealth. To quote Elmer Fudd, "be vehwwy quiet." Elko is like a ninja.

2 Looking? Going to look? Which is it, my muscular friend? Oh, I get it. Deception! Nobody, certainly not a recruiting analyst, would know the Elk's actual intentions. 

3 And here we see the genius of Elko. Who else would think to look for a productive player?

4 Now, they're looking for him to come into the room? Doesn't that mean that Wilson is the one looking for something while the crack team of Aggie ninjas stare at the door hopefully?

5 Like froth on the sewage filled ponds of their lovely campus. Or fabulous Lake Bryan!

 

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That's not how chops works. You show them (your teeth) rather than gather them (your teeth) by the ton.

Quietly, again! Dressed all in black.

Lastly, birth of a scenario. Brauny doesn't specify if it's one of those downfield ones.

 

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Explicitly is the best kind of clear to be. Well done, A&M! 

And again with the scenarios. It turns out Jonah came to them. Ninjas and black drones were never deployed. I guess that explains the quiet search. 

I begin to love Bruany's imagery. On A&M regarding portal receivers:

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I hope the victims of the scouring also have insurance.

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He was great in high school (imperative for Aggie) and now awesome at A&M according to what passes for understanding in the world of Ryan Brauninger. This guy is thoroughly connected.

 

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Almost feels like 2022 again! 

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1 You can take that to the bank.

2 Yes, it's not just that a great tackle enters the portal; you must land him. Insight.

3 What's that? You're closing a door in a window, and that's as close to coherence as you get. Maybe it's a Finnegan's Wake type of impenetrability.

4 That goes double for me.

5 Ah! Brauny writes a scenario. It's almost like you're right there with the watching coaches saying obvious things. 

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I added the one on the right for those, like me, who had no idea what that blob was on the Tony award. Shoulda asked Dreamy Brauny. I bet he was 90% sure of... well, something.

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47 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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I don't read this guy often except when he's quoted here. Seems to be an idiot. Right off the bat, surrounding? Are the Comanches back? Well, they can take comfort because those Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas are ready!

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On Jonah Wilson:

image.png.8893d7ef7f5a3e8a56815d8c1a0c0b96.png

He is an outside receiver.

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Down-the-field-scenarios? The action stops, and Jonah delivers a soliloquy? Or is this one of those scenarios surrounding the idea of, you know, making catches?

 

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1 Military school guys all know the value of stealth. To quote Elmer Fudd, "be vehwwy quiet." Elko is like a ninja.

2 Looking? Going to look? Which is it, my muscular friend? Oh, I get it. Deception! Nobody, certainly not a recruiting analyst, would know the Elk's actual intentions. 

3 And here we see the genius of Elko. Who else would think to look for a productive player?

4 Now, they're looking for him to come into the room? Doesn't that mean that Wilson is the one looking for something while the crack team of Aggie ninjas stare at the door hopefully?

5 Like froth on the sewage filled ponds of their lovely campus. Or fabulous Lake Bryan!

 

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That's not how chops works. You show them (your teeth) rather than gather them (your teeth) by the ton.

Quietly, again! Dressed all in black.

Lastly, birth of a scenario. Brauny doesn't specify if it's one of those downfield ones.

 

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Explicitly is the best kind of clear to be. Well done, A&M! 

And again with the scenarios. It turns out Jonah came to them. Ninjas and black drones were never deployed. I guess that explains the quiet search. 

I begin to love Bruany's imagery. On A&M regarding portal receivers:

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I hope the victims of the scouring also have insurance.

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He was great in high school (imperative for Aggie) and now awesome at A&M according to what passes for understanding in the world of Ryan Brauninger. This guy is thoroughly connected.

 

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Almost feels like 2022 again! 

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1 You can take that to the bank.

2 Yes, it's not just that a great tackle enters the portal; you must land him. Insight.

3 What's that? You're closing a door in a window, and that's as close to coherence as you get. Maybe it's a Finnegan's Wake type of impenetrability.

4 That goes double for me.

5 Ah! Brauny writes a scenario. It's almost like you're right there with the watching coaches saying obvious things. 

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I added the one on the right for those, like me, who had no idea what that blob was on the Tony award. Shoulda asked Dreamy Brauny. I bet he was 90% sure of... well, something.

He used a lot of words to make Jonah Wilson sound like something other than a complete mediocrity. 

39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

In all of that, the fact that A&M also wants spring DTs is going to make that market get (even more) expensive. 

 

27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It will never not be expensive. 

Don’t worry, Brandon Harris has Kenny Baker’s back when it comes to filling up that DT room!

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17 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Not a single one of them knows what it looks like when you develop a large number of players and they get drafted. They all assume there are issues because their own environment has been a pile of shit for 90 years

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14 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

This happened to me when I  started going to school at Sam in Huntsville having grown up in Corpus. It’s this strange claustrophobic feeling not being able to see in any direction, and sunrises and sunset being being obscured by the pines made me really uneasy.

This is a real phenomenon.  I grew up in Corpus also.

 

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18 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Arch will be the aggy nemesis prior to even week one in 2025.

He went from “not even worthy of his HS ranking, to where he wasn’t able to replace Quinn as the tu QB.

Hook’em!!!

It’s just the next stage in the evolution. He will be overrated as hell, only a product of the system and/or his teammates, not as good as whichever jag starts at qb for them, and then after endless shit talking about him for the next two years while he drags his nuts across their collective faces, he will magically become irreplaceable when he moves on to the next level.

Rinse. Lather. Repeat. 

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1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

It’s just the next stage in the evolution. He will be overrated as hell, only a product of the system and/or his teammates, not as good as whichever jag starts at qb for them, and then after endless shit talking about him for the next two years while he drags his nuts across their collective faces, he will magically become irreplaceable when he moves on to the next level.

Rinse. Lather. Repeat. 

 

41 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

With VY it was he only looked good because of the team around him. 

 

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Mack sucked and was only good because of vy. Vy sucked and was only good because of Mack brown. 

it’s almost like they choose their “facts” to fit their preconceived/desired narrative (Texas/players aren’t actually good, they’ve just accidentally stumbled into success based on something that is transient/already gone) instead of accepting an undesired conclusion based on what is. Almost. 

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14 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

It’s just the next stage in the evolution. He will be overrated as hell, only a product of the system and/or his teammates, not as good as whichever jag starts at qb for them, and then after endless shit talking about him for the next two years while he drags his nuts across their collective faces, he will magically become irreplaceable when he moves on to the next level.

Rinse. Lather. Repeat. 

Shouldn't you rinse after you lather?

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