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11 hours ago, Armybrat said:

My son’s high school girlfriend later wound up marrying a missionary and spent 20 years in China. 
 


 

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I had that same prom setup with the red bow tie and cummerbund. With the added swagger from the firebird, there’s a reason he’s smiling so big. He knows how the night is going to end. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, utee94 said:

Not as great as a bitchin Camaro but I'll allow it.

 

 

 

(I drove a 1981 Dodge Omni and was lucky to have it!)

Showing my age that I get that reference. Saw them live multiple times including a gig in a record store, which was completely and utterly awesome. 

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Got a little wordsmith'n to share with ya Aggies. Whooop! 

Kicking off with a double entendre. Nice!

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1 I bet the Chamber of Commerce can't weight wait to get their hands on that slogan, Olin!

2 Extra girth ('nother double entendre there, ol' buddy?) leads to trump card. Not sure you've got a great handle on the various uses of the term girth or what a trump card is. Stop drinking beers with Brauny (but, he's soooo dreamy).

3 In case readers missed it in the headline. Milk that motherfucker!

 

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Depending upon which type of girth your referring to, that few pounds can be a pretty big deal. Otherwise....who cares?

 

Olin presses for precision. Investigative reporter stuff.

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Think of all the words you could have saved by saying approximately or around 180. Useful words, Olin. Useful words.

 

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We narrow down which girth is meant. What follows is extensive family size history.

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Fortunately, Olin ties it all together in the very next paragraph.

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I see Olin made William's annual editorial staff meeting about constructing the annual rollercoaster:

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Just a few hurdles to clear, notes our good friend:

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Start engraving the Heisman!

Look at the juggernaut he'll be directing:

image.png.57493345584fc3a00191fe078c7c254b.png Rolling. Ball. Of. Butcher. Knives.

1 Inspires fear in somebody, no doubt.

2 Just ask those Bowling Green Seniors!

3 Terrifying.

 

Poor Olin. Come here, pig. Have some lip gloss.

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I love the way this paragraph just slowly, inevitably deflates. Fully maximize! Makes sense it'd be different. At least to some extent. It was a good decision to delete the ah, fuck at the end.

 

Has Olin forgotten his opening double entendre as he drifted off into fantasy land about the Aggie offense? No. Not our man. Bring it on home, Olin, as only you and the cheesiest mid-century sports writers can do.

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Posted
21 hours ago, nnm said:

I had that same prom setup with the red bow tie and cummerbund. With the added swagger from the firebird, there’s a reason he’s smiling so big. He knows how the night is going to end. 

With him holding her hair back as she pukes and thinking to himself "I shouldn't have given her that last shot"?

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Posted
30 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Got a little wordsmith'n to share with ya Aggies. Whooop! 

Kicking off with a double entendre. Nice!

image.png.86d2a5ba1ff6e09b047f59351d810cae.pngimage.png.6d4e4f715321d71e6b7c022d564b5f07.png

image.png.f8189b356d27d97bc0735d0c43102403.png

1 I bet the Chamber of Commerce can't weight wait to get their hands on that slogan, Olin!

2 Extra girth ('nother double entendre there, ol' buddy?) leads to trump card. Not sure you've got a great handle on the various uses of the term girth or what a trump card is. Stop drinking beers with Brauny (but, he's soooo dreamy).

3 In case readers missed it in the headline. Milk that motherfucker!

 

image.png.bb6666f378b44fb304cd210913439f55.png

Depending upon which type of girth your referring to, that few pounds can be a pretty big deal. Otherwise....who cares?

 

Olin presses for precision. Investigative reporter stuff.

image.png.6f26eac55db24ef6ae41f167c7e4fd25.png

Think of all the words you could have saved by saying approximately or around 180. Useful words, Olin. Useful words.

 

image.png.29315024fc838fc4c226e15e9d261597.png

We narrow down which girth is meant. What follows is extensive family size history.

image.png.55e7b0d310ea1a0ff797f0c564614a36.png

Fortunately, Olin ties it all together in the very next paragraph.

image.png.7887ff827fe4bf18f7df28b97ef696f4.png

 

I see Olin made William's annual editorial staff meeting about constructing the annual rollercoaster:

image.png.e77d940c6c86b666cf84b447ceba9d20.pngspacer.png

Just a few hurdles to clear, notes our good friend:

image.png.f47c12d36f89abde4b0ddc311502d844.png

Start engraving the Heisman!

Look at the juggernaut he'll be directing:

image.png.57493345584fc3a00191fe078c7c254b.png Rolling. Ball. Of. Butcher. Knives.

1 Inspires fear in somebody, no doubt.

2 Just ask those Bowling Green Seniors!

3 Terrifying.

 

Poor Olin. Come here, pig. Have some lip gloss.

image.png.c705cb9f370b7e797cc98a634517adde.png

I love the way this paragraph just slowly, inevitably deflates. Fully maximize! Makes sense it'd be different. At least to some extent. It was a good decision to delete the ah, fuck at the end.

 

Has Olin forgotten his opening double entendre as he drifted off into fantasy land about the Aggie offense? No. Not our man. Bring it on home, Olin, as only you and the cheesiest mid-century sports writers can do.

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glorious job Roma.  pure gold!

Posted

All Marcel Reed needs is to do is

  1. Gain weight
  2. Throw fewer interceptions
  3. Learn how to read defenses
  4. Learn how to hit an open receiver
  5. Know when to run
  6. Know when not to run
  7. Have his OC redesign the offense to better suit his strengths

And he'll be well on his way to being a good quarterback.

Should be a simple task for the aggy offensive braintrust and I'm concerned they're going to exceed their 2024 offensive output against us this year.

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