Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Michael Knight 12897]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

The levels of projection on that site are staggering, even by aggy standards. They have almost totally convinced themselves that the entire country didn’t just watch them spend money like a drunken corps turd just a few months ago. 

It's actually pretty much in line with 40% of the American public, so not really surprising anymore

Edited July 21, 2022 by Michael Knight

[SydneyCarton 47881]

It’s the “HS coaches say” and “we’re paying up front” that gets me. I’ll tell you what, a dime hasn’t been paid out yet to anyone. I think i’d fucking know. I also haven’t spoken to a fucking HS coach either. 

maybe a rogue booster is doing all of this shit. Which seems unlikely considering the aversion to cheating we’ve had forever and my own experience trying to get well-heeled donors to cut checks for this shit. 

it’s almost like a segment of people who are dumb and prone to believing in conspiracy theories are full of shit and don’t know what they’re talking about. 

[Michael Knight 12897]

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It’s the “HS coaches say” and “we’re paying up front” that gets me. I’ll tell you what, a dime hasn’t been paid out yet to anyone. I think i’d fucking know. I also haven’t spoken to a fucking HS coach either. 

maybe a rogue booster is doing all of this shit. Which seems unlikely considering the aversion to cheating we’ve had forever and my own experience trying to get well-heeled donors to cut checks for this shit. 

it’s almost like a segment of people who are dumb and prone to believing in conspiracy theories are full of shit and don’t know what they’re talking about. 

No one would expect a dam cheating t-sip like you to have the ethics and honor to tell the truth about what everyone knows is happening. Boots on the ground prove it

[Shaggyhorn 641]

No one would expect a dam cheating t-sip like you to have the ethics and honor to tell the truth about what everyone knows is happening. Boots on the ground prove it

[BigHorn'13 3355]

28 minutes ago, Shaggyhorn said:

This shit has me laughing too much this early in the morning. If someone could link the video of the wannabe army doing boot slides, the resemblance, I'd venture, would not necessarily be uncanny. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

[SydneyCarton 47881]

Ah, the ole’ Reputation of the SEC. Pure as a virgin in a white dress on her wedding day. We can never led that fine lady be sullied!

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

LMAO at that last comment. Yes, the SEC will revoke our invitation for *checks notes* recruiting too well.

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

Well might as well raise the white flag on Hill since Jimbo is taking it personally.

Also, lulz at that one guy saying mercenaries usually don't work out.  They are about to find that out real quick.

[Michael Knight 12897]

Guys Mark Emerts dog groomer told me himself that "A&M is doing it the right way" he also said that TU was cheating but ESPiN was blocking them from doing anything. They are gonna ruin the SEC and Sankey will rue the day they didn't uphold the verbal agreement with TAMU who he says have the friendliest fans and were so welcoming when he went to the Alabama game

Edited July 21, 2022 by Michael Knight

[DigglerontheHoof 21062]

good God, those screenshots are the epitome of "every accusation is a confession".  Such dim-witted twats. 

[LW Goatman 1117]

10 hours ago, UTEX90 said:

I don't do criminal work but -

I think the charge is probably DUI and not DWI despite the reports.  DUI is driving under the influence.  That can be alcohol, marijuana, pills, etc.  If he was impaired the charges will stick but it is going to be hard to prove he was impaired if he was under the legal limit unless he acted like an idiot on body cam or police station video. 

This is simply inaccurate. There is a charge called DUI in Texas but it’s a no tolerance alcohol charge for minors operating a motor vehicle.
 

DWI in Texas is driving while intoxicated. Intoxication is defined as not having the normal use of mental OR physical faculties by introduction of drugs, alcohol, or any other substance…OR having a BAC of 0.08 or higher.

So you can be intox for dwi and under the bac limit. You can drink a quart of motor oil and drive and if that made you lose your normal mental or physical faculties then you are dwi. You can be drinking and blow under .08 but have smoked a ton of weed and lost normal use. Hell you can only have drank alcohol, blow under, and have lost normal use (technically).

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

[Colonel Sanders 1332]

This has become one of my favorite threads on Surly.  You all are really doing the Lord's work here.

[WBT 20422]

58 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ah, the ole’ Reputation of the SEC. Pure as a virgin in a white dress on her wedding day. We can never led that fine lady be sullied!

We were playing in the branch and tu squatted down and got her dress wet and her drawers were muddy!

[SydneyCarton 47881]

I wish we’d thought of putting the conference commissioner on the payroll earlier, guys. 

[Orange&White 5516]

6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Particularly when we have very open NIL initiatives and they don’t know of any they have. 

And they are posting about it on a board that actually sponsors one.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Wow I like the post that we are paying stankey to let us into the sec. 

[Michael Knight 12897]

32 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wow I like the post that we are paying stankey to let us into the sec. 

I think you mean snakey sir 

[Michael Knight 12897]

What % of posters on texags are bots do you think?

[texifornia 56520]

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

What % of posters on texags are bots do you think?

Half of the generic replies are just LonghornFrenzy and Message Board Genius's ghost accounts

[Chopper 17169]

I think this dumb fuck has every tag that board sells. He alone probably contributes enough to txag to support loochi's (rumored) coke and twinks habits.

The projection is incredible.

[texifornia 56520]

[texifornia 56520]

[SamMan 1347]

Nothing says “trying to breathe relevance” like giving your coach a fake national championship trophy to help him understand why you gave him a fully guaranteed, nearly nine-figure contract..

A pretty succinct euphemism for the aggie condition.

[LW Goatman 1117]

4 minutes ago, SamMan said:

Nothing says “trying to breathe relevance” like giving your coach a fake national championship trophy to help him understand why you gave him a fully guaranteed, nearly nine-figure contract..

A pretty succinct euphemism for the aggie condition.

The saddest thing about the fake natty plaque was that it was presented to Bitz during a ceremony honoring the Commerce coach who actually won a national championship. 

[texifornia 56520]

[texifornia 56520]

[AP101S 1480]

 

[texifornia 56520]

[RomaVicta 29789]

That Bevo XXX tweet is great. 

 

I guess nobody on Texags will remind him of this.

 

Edited July 21, 2022 by RomaVicta

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

It’s baffling to me, still, that the aggy future state is always glory despite no history of it, while the longhorn future state is always 5-7 and losing to Kansas despite plenty of history saying that doesn’t have to stay that way. 

[texifornia 56520]

[Deej 76568]

"It's not legal what they are doing over there in Austin."

Narrator: "It is." 

[RomaVicta 29789]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s baffling to me, still, that the aggy future state is always glory despite no history of it, while the longhorn future state is always 5-7 and losing to Kansas despite plenty of history saying that doesn’t have to stay that way. 

I know. They're so convinced they will have a great season and some even seem sure they'll beat Alabama in Tuscaloosa. 

They could quite possibly lose the same four games they lost last year and get trounced by the Tide. They've got a new QB and new DC. Las Vegas sees four losses. I can see having hopes of a great season, but I can't see the certitude.

[Vertigo 20267]

I said this in another thread yesterday, but the fact that Jimbo says he doesn't know a thing about his players NIL from last year is a huge red flag. Saban at media days broke down how much in total NIL was paid to his guys, how many players received it, and he knew in what amounts each guy got paid. A legitimate NIL program will have that kind of transparency. Jimbo distancing himself from all things "NIL" means he knows they fucked up and the shit could come crashing down. 

They complain about Bo Davis telling a kid he will get $50K guaranteed to play here. Well, that's called Sack Lunch NIL program. All above board, all fully transparent and accounted for. All guys on the line get that same amount. But yet their posters are saying we are going to blow up our locker room. What blows up a locker room is when a guy is promised some shit, and then doesn't get his shit, and he is pretty openly supposed to be making hundreds of thousands more than other guys in his position group anyway before he has taken a snap. The only guy on our roster that you could say is that way currently is Ewers, but we all know he is going to be our starter from the moment he signed. 

Edited July 21, 2022 by Vertigo

[texifornia 56520]

[Mason Ramsey 3372]

These fuckers have it ass backwards and they're too stupid to realize it.

Edited July 21, 2022 by Mason Ramsey

[texifornia 56520]

Ok, there might be some double posts coming up with the stuff LHF posted as it came in last night, but bear with me

[texifornia 56520]

[JBJ 3649]

9 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I said this in another thread yesterday, but the fact that Jimbo says he doesn't know a thing about his players NIL from last year is a huge red flag. Saban at media days broke down how much in total NIL was paid to his guys, how many players received it, and he knew in what amounts each guy got paid. A legitimate NIL program will have that kind of transparency. Jimbo distancing himself from all things "NIL" means he knows they fucked up and the shit could come crashing down. 

Jimbo did eventually say compliance told him only 1 freshman had a NIL deal.  I'm not sure if that makes things better or worse. 

He's been all over the map on his NIL messaging since Saban called him out.

[texifornia 56520]

[Beau Vine 54001]

3 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

o you can be intox for dwi and under the bac limit. You can drink a quart of motor oil and drive and if that made you lose your normal mental or physical faculties then you are dwi. You can be drinking and blow under .08 but have smoked a ton of weed and lost normal use. Hell you can only have drank alcohol, blow under, and have lost normal use (technically).

That you, Art?

[texifornia 56520]

[NoName 16301]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

10+ win season?

guaranteeing something they have done one in the last 20 years (5%) certainly is bold. they have only won 10 games twice since the Big 12 was a thing (7.7%)

if you want a good laugh, 10 win seasons by decade for Texas A&M:

• 00s: 0/10
• 10s: 1/10
• 20s: 0/2

Texas during the same timeframe:

• 00s: 9/10
• 10s: 1/10
• 20s: 0/2

winning 10 games is something Texas has done 9 times in the last 20 years (45%)

In the last 12 Texas has won 10 games 1/12 times. This timeframe includes the *WORST* decade in Texas football history, and when Texas managed to only win 10 games once.

...this matches the same number of times A&M won 10 games.

 

 

[Beau Vine 54001]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

[morehornsepower 867]

43 minutes ago, texifornia said:

lol...sure, sure.  "lets go do something we've only done once this century (win 11 games)...and like 4 times in our entire existence...and we'll see how things look"

[texifornia 56520]

[PW119 167]

These rubes went on and on about the #1 recruiting class in the country for 2022, but there's very little mention of it in these posts.  Seems.....odd.

[texifornia 56520]