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9 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

So, are we going to bury the lede here and not ask the hard-hitting question— did this woman or the father have a manning complex 17-18 years ago?? I wouldn’t suspect those are two names that just naturally come to mind when thinking about what you want your Irish twins to be called..

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The cognitive dissonance in their posts is astounding. They go from “how come everybody was up in arms when we landed our class last year, but nobody says anything about what tu is doing?” to “meh, they only have five top 100 guys, we signed 17 top 100 guys in our class.”
Could that be the answer, fucksticks? 

They are all just like jimbo—can’t figure out whether they want to brag about reality or bitch about perception.

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I love how they repeat the "tee yew payin players to skip our amazing pool party" so much it's no longer bullshit cooked in the brain of a mouthbreather, but by gawd fact! And the NCAA is investigating as we speak!

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I love how they are loading up 2024 guys at the pool party so it doesnt look like a normal day at the apartment pool. If we keep this pace, the howling will get to Jimbo, and Liucci will be spinning like a Peleton instructor.

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aggy resorts to all sorts of mental gymnastics to justify a commit to them who didn't have aggy top 3 or even visit, yet even when one of their own tries to explain Kirkland isn't quite as mysterious as it seems....they can't wrap their pea brains around it

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I cannot believe that the smartest poster on this issue in all of the CFBsphere is Ag77, dude makes a lot of sense. I don't think it was a pure mercenary move but a decision made long ago, but he wanted to troll people in the process, including his fake top 5.

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According to the aggy, if you are your record until you are not, then do they realize they are 35-76? 

12 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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They’re clinging to it being a conspiracy that will wind up getting busted up by the joint forces of the NCAA, the FBI, and fucking Chuck Norris. 


Why do they need the NCAA and FBI if Chuck is on the case?

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40 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

“A lot of these recruits have to know that Arch Manning is highly overrated. “

There is so much stupidity and lack of awareness in that logic that it is breathtaking. “We’ve convinced ourselves that the number one recruit in the country should barely be a 3 star. Surely everyone else sees this, too?”

Also, they went from one guy touting the premise that Texas was paying double what anyone else would pay to it now being known fact. Texas alums are sure known for being really stupid with their money. In fact, there’s actually a school that has done that recently, and the jokes fucking write themselves. 

Also also, I am still fascinated by the fact that these goobers still don’t grasp that NIL isn’t a corrupt bag game. They’re clinging to it being a conspiracy that will wind up getting busted up by the joint forces of the NCAA, the FBI, and fucking Chuck Norris. 

Yes. The fact these dumb asses  don't know how NIL works is par for the course. And that goes for their so called leaders (dimbo and loochie) also.

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12 minutes ago, Shaggyhorn said:

 


Why do they need the NCAA and FBI if Chuck is on the case?

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Well, you make a solid point there. That reminds me of one of my favorite images from perhaps the greatest meme of all time:

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Also also, I am still fascinated by the fact that these goobers still don’t grasp that NIL isn’t a corrupt bag game. They’re clinging to it being a conspiracy that will wind up getting busted up by the joint forces of the NCAA, the FBI, and fucking Chuck Norris. 

“sips are gonna be so screwed when the NCAA finds out about the… highly publicized press releases that were released in coordination with the compliance department!1!!1”
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24 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


“sips are gonna be so screwed when the NCAA finds out about the… highly publicized press releases that were released in coordination with the compliance department!1!!1”

They’ve moved way past that. That’s all stuff that happens after enrollment. They have talked themselves into certainty that we are paying recruits to not visit them, paying them to commit, and doing so at multiple times the going rate.  For meh overrated 3 star players. 

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Pool party isn’t code for anything? It’s just a party at a pool?
How many pool parties stock the cement pond with hundreds of frogs and pass out gigs at the gate? It's special..so special we're apparently paying hundreds of thousands to keep kids away from it.
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10 minutes ago, ousux said:

How many pool parties stock the cement pond with hundreds of frogs and pass out gigs at the gate? It's special..so special we're apparently paying hundreds of thousands to keep kids away from it.emoji28.png

 

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Now we’re seeing the notion of Peyton, Eli, and Archie calling 17 year olds to come to Texas as mantra. Something they’re getting worked up about countering strategically with their own “celebrities” and such. It’s just fucking outstanding. 

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Recruiting seems to be working a lot like musical chairs this year and aggy has no one committed. At some point soon there just won’t be enough prospects left for them to have a good class. More and more they will be forced to convince themselves they will flip people once the season starts but flipping is harder now with early signing day and nil. Not having a class put together should be a big red flag, but they just keep shifting their targets. When we take Baxter, hill, hicks, toviano, gullette off the board. There won’t be anyone left. It will be glorious!

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

“A lot of these recruits have to know that Arch Manning is highly overrated. “

There is so much stupidity and lack of awareness in that logic that it is breathtaking. “We’ve convinced ourselves that the number one recruit in the country should barely be a 3 star. Surely everyone else sees this, too?”

Also, they went from one guy touting the premise that Texas was paying double what anyone else would pay to it now being known fact. Texas alums are sure known for being really stupid with their money. In fact, there’s actually a school that has done that recently, and the jokes fucking write themselves. 

Also also, I am still fascinated by the fact that these goobers still don’t grasp that NIL isn’t a corrupt bag game. They’re clinging to it being a conspiracy that will wind up getting busted up by the joint forces of the NCAA, the FBI, and fucking Chuck Norris. 

Their collective ability to commit and intertwine all the known formal and informal logical/argumentative fallacies - which should be mutually exclusive, but somehow they’ve managed to combine them - really is astounding. 

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