Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Focht Up 655]

"This kid is such a liar."

If that's true, he would have fit in well at aggy.

[Beau Vine 56039]

11 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

All is well

What a brave little buckaroo he is.

[Pancho 46549]

31 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

All is well

Every time an aggy friend tells me about their spirit and atmosphere and how it’s the best in the country, I always follow up with this:

”so why hasn’t any of that resulted in a National Championship in over 80 years?”

 

Never can I get an answer to that.

[RomaVicta 30759]

1 hour ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

More and more they will be forced to convince themselves they will flip people once the season starts but flipping is harder now with early signing day and nil.

They have that all figured out. They expect a 10 win season at least with a shot at the playoff. We'll go 5-7 and lose to Kansas like we have every year since we started playing college football. Players will flock to Jimbo and Old Farmer Army.

Of course, if their super-duper neato-cheeto apartment complex pool party works as always, they'll have the number one class sewn up before August 1.

[Teamdirtyleg 1139]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Now we’re seeing the notion of Peyton, Eli, and Archie calling 17 year olds to come to Texas as mantra. Something they’re getting worked up about countering strategically with their own “celebrities” and such. It’s just fucking outstanding. 

I imagine Lyle Lovett can really make an impact on these guys

 

[Rickylovesweed 15654]

aggys biggest celebrity is Liucci so they might be in trouble. 

[Mr. Drummond 2244]

Their celebrity roster is pretty deep.

 

The fat kid from Modern Family

One of the daughters of The Pioneer Woman on Food Network.

Lassie

[UTEX90 589]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Also also, I am still fascinated by the fact that these goobers still don’t grasp that NIL isn’t a corrupt bag game. They’re clinging to it being a conspiracy that will wind up getting busted up by the joint forces of the NCAA, the FBI, and fucking Chuck Norris. 

This is what I don't understand either.  The thought that a player may chose one of the largest growing cities, with no professional sports team, to go where they may be showered with all manner of legitimate NIL deals just completely escapes them.  They just want their donors to up the bag game to compete and don't realize why that will not work.

 

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

They have that all figured out. They expect a 10 win season at least with a shot at the playoff. We'll go 5-7 and lose to Kansas like we have every year since we started playing college football. Players will flock to Jimbo and Old Farmer Army.
Of course, if their super-duper neato-cheeto apartment complex pool party works as always, they'll have the number one class sewn up before August 1.

Yes! Watching the pieces come off the board tightening the noose and the coming to grips with that lose-to-Kansas story not playing out. Watching the slow death of this narrative is going to be fun.

[WinningIsHard 4171]

Two things here that make me L O L, the Orange-Kansas shit was actually pretty gosh damn funny, bravo to that little crayon eating mother fucker. The second thing is them coming up with a nickname for Bisontis that comes across as an insult has to be the most aggy thing possible right? Bison tits? A do what. Hot damn lol

[tejas60 3583]

I figured the bison tits was a spell check thing. couldn't give him credit for that...

[Teamdirtyleg 1139]

2 hours ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Their celebrity roster is pretty deep.

 

The fat kid from Modern Family

One of the daughters of The Pioneer Woman on Food Network.

Lassie

Did that kid even go to A&M?  It says he was born in Bryan, TX

looking at a list of their notable alumni, even I was surprised by the lack of non-athlete celebrities.  I joked about Lyle Lovett, but the only other one I saw was Rip Torn who actually graduated fromTexas, after starting out at A&M as a corp turd.  Seems like he wised up.  
Oh, the list also includes George HW Bush as an honorary alumn.  
Weak

[Chuckie Finster 23114]

Did that kid even go to A&M?  It says he was born in Bryan, TX
looking at a list of their notable alumni, even I was surprised by the lack of non-athlete celebrities.  I joked about Lyle Lovett, but the only other one I saw was Rip Torn who actually graduated fromTexas, after starting out at A&M as a corp turd.  Seems like he wised up.  
Oh, the list also includes George HW Bush as an honorary alumn.  
Weak

They’ve got a shit ton of over-promoted dudes in the Houston engineering circle, I can tell you that for sure.

[Shaggyhorn 641]

Did that kid even go to A&M?  It says he was born in Bryan, TX
looking at a list of their notable alumni, even I was surprised by the lack of non-athlete celebrities.  I joked about Lyle Lovett, but the only other one I saw was Rip Torn who actually graduated fromTexas, after starting out at A&M as a corp turd.  Seems like he wised up.  
Oh, the list also includes George HW Bush as an honorary alumn.  
Weak

Claiming HW due to awarding him a degree seems so perfectly Aggie. They get NCs the same way.

[David Dennison 19594]

Robert Earl Keen. 

 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2207]

I met Lyle Lovett once. Nice guy. This was post Julia Roberts but he still had a solid 8.5 on his arm.  

Rick Perry was an a&m grad right? 

[closetojumping 65713]

6 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

I met Lyle Lovett once. Nice guy. This was post Julia Roberts but he still had a solid 8.5 on his arm.  

Rick Perry was an a&m grad right? 

Elliott from ET, of course. 

[cafe society 2904]

8 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

I met Lyle Lovett once. Nice guy. This was post Julia Roberts but he still had a solid 8.5 on his arm.  

Rick Perry was an a&m grad right? 

Yep.  And this guy, too.   

[cafe society 2904]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Elliott from ET, of course. 

Blinn.  And his father, Henry, Sr. was in, wait for it... hydraulics.

[Teamdirtyleg 1139]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Elliott from ET, of course. 

I didn’t know that, which struck as weird because if he had attended A&M there is no way they wouldn’t have let us know. Repeatedly.  Over and over.

According to Wikipedia, he attended Blinn College.  So pretty much the same thing

Edited July 24, 2022 by Teamdirtyleg

[Butch Had Not 3073]

Dude perfect for the younger generation I guess. 

[Okcool 791]

39 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Elliott from ET, of course. 

 

32 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

I didn’t know that, which struck as weird because if he had attended A&M there is no way they wouldn’t have let us know. Repeatedly.  Over and over.

According to Wikipedia, he attended Blinn College.  So pretty much the same thing

East Central High School in San Antonio, TX

[Sabalo 1010]

3 hours ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Their celebrity roster is pretty deep.

 

The fat kid from Modern Family

One of the daughters of The Pioneer Woman on Food Network.

Lassie

Powers Boothe. But he's dead.

[kwood4408 768]

Powers Boothe. But he's dead.

Pretty sure Powers Boothe went to SWT.

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2207]

5 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:

Pretty sure Powers Boothe went to SWT.

Correct. And smu after that

[Sabalo 1010]

15 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:

Pretty sure Powers Boothe went to SWT.

You're right. They have very few celebrities. 

[Nivek 17482]

This is what I don't understand either.  The thought that a player may chose one of the largest growing cities, with no professional sports team, to go where they may be showered with all manner of legitimate NIL deals just completely escapes them.  They just want their donors to up the bag game to compete and don't realize why that will not work.
 

Would be hysterical if they get busted for handing our bags during the age of NIL. And yet, it would surprise no one.

[Nivek 17482]

Elliott from ET, of course. 

Wiki says Blinn.

[closetojumping 65713]

2 hours ago, cafe society said:

Blinn.  And his father, Henry, Sr. was in, wait for it... hydraulics.

 

2 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

I didn’t know that, which struck as weird because if he had attended A&M there is no way they wouldn’t have let us know. Repeatedly.  Over and over.

According to Wikipedia, he attended Blinn College.  So pretty much the same thing

 

39 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Wiki says Blinn.

Well, we’ve cleared that up. 

[cafe society 2904]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

Well, we’ve cleared that up. 

Hey, usually this kind of quality work only happens during the wee hours of Sark After Dark.

[Deej 78037]

Shocking that aggy has a lack of celebrity alumni. If that's your school of choice, you probably aren't aiming very high in life. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

49 minutes ago, Deej said:

Shocking that aggy has a lack of celebrity alumni. If that's your school of choice, you probably aren't aiming very high in life. 

Ainias Smith would beg to disagree

[Pato del Muerto 53704]

Claiming George hw bush as an an alumnus is like stolen valor. 
 

may as well award general patton and Audie Murphy honorary degrees and start claiming them as alumni. 

[SydneyCarton 49547]

4 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Ainias Smith would beg to disagree

He wasn’t aiming anywhere. Just high. 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1282]

3 hours ago, cafe society said:

Yep.  And this guy, too.   

No further proof needed to prove A&M is not a institution of higher learning. Or basic thinking. #nocr

[Deej 78037]

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Claiming George hw bush as an an alumnus is like stolen valor.

Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.

[Gucci_Suit 2845]

You guys are going to CR this thing aren’t you? 

[Longhornfrenzy 6564]

[JesusSweatDuck 18329]

Ohh a bunch of secret visitors coming in on their own dime...sure

[texifornia 59184]

59 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

Dude looks retirement home ready - triple chin, wispy hair, unhealthy pale skin, arms resting on his gut.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Dude looks retirement home ready - triple chin, wispy hair, unhealthy pale skin, arms resting on his gut.

He looks like Otis Campbell.

[mr. sunshine 2877]

5 hours ago, cafe society said:

Yep.  And this guy, too.   

That’s some world class grimacing. You know who would have made a great aggy? Mussolini 

[Hank_Hill 20151]

“He’s got more incentive than anyone to put together classes with high end talent”

lol no bitch he already has a guaranteed $100mil he doesn’t have incentive to do jack shit

[Gil Bang 26319]

51 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Dude looks retirement home ready - triple chin, wispy hair, unhealthy pale skin, arms resting on his gut.

 

47 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

He looks like Otis Campbell.

Looks like he should be driving around The Villages in a golf cart sporting a purple loofah.

[Deej 78037]

Delusion, thy name is aggy.

[b_p 458]

9 hours ago, Pancho said:

Every time an aggy friend tells me about their spirit and atmosphere and how it’s the best in the country, I always follow up with this:

”so why hasn’t any of that resulted in a National Championship in over 80 years?”

 

Never can I get an answer to that.

Even better is to ask about that awesome, once in a lifetime atmosphere in 2011, when arguably one of the worst teams we ever fielded, with Cameraman McCoy at the helm, overcame the 12th man’s fury, diced up the middle of the field defenders, and our opera singing kicker nailed a 38 yarder in the face of the amazing aggy atmosphere to walk off with one of the best wins in the history of the rivalry.  Yeah ask about that atmosphere too. 

[Napoleon 8872]

 

Considering his height + Camera angle…

Has to have been taken with a . . .

SHOE CAM  👟📸

[Gidnik 3556]

 

[Michael Knight 13243]

5 hours ago, Napoleon said:

 

 

This is a bit right? Who looks at that picture as something positive? He looks disheveled and creepy

[Hank Chinaski 6379]

…says the grad/fan of the school that last won a conference title 24 years ago, and a national title 83 years ago. (And if his implication is that this “fundamental difference” goes beyond the schools’ football programs…well he’d struggle mightily to support that argument too, though I’d enjoy seeing his attempt.)