Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[RomaVicta 29794]

1 hour ago, derpyhorndog said:

The personal accounts of pain and suffering afflicted by chants of "poooorrr agggiieess" that haunts them (some, for decades) to this day.

             

Yea, that's not terribly rough tough real stuff Aggie manful manliness.

Safe Space College Station for the Delicate and Damaged

[Orange&White 5516]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Many times.  By mind reading.

I am pretty sure if they were saying it only in their minds, they weren't saying it as "blaggie".

[ousux 5587]

Confirmed

"Athletic powerhouse in central Texas"

Non-Texan writers getting confused about which school is which...just the way aggy secretly likes it.

[texifornia 56526]

Adorable

 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Adorable

 

 

Is this being run by Hamm?

[Nivek 16861]

Adorable
 
 

I mean, I guess they would take Manning to be a back-up.

[Deej 76568]

12 hours ago, texifornia said:

Adorable

 

 

You know aggy is full of shit when they claim they would prefer a black QB over a white one. 

[AbraCadabra 120]

23 hours ago, Da Fino said:

 

 

[texifornia 56526]

[LOHorn 277]

“Blow their back out”?

Is this some combination of the three little pigs and the straw that broke the camel’s back? And they will do it “absolutely”?

[texifornia 56526]

[Armybrat 40744]

Aggy are some really fooked up people.

[jimmyjazz 45560]

"did hang w/ LSU for a while in 2019" = 45-38

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

32 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"did hang w/ LSU for a while in 2019" = 45-38

Would have won that game without the SEC cramping bullshit too

[Duane Moore 5236]

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Would have won that game without the SEC cramping bullshit too

And Keontay Ingram’s hands of stone

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

7 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

And Keontay Ingram’s hands of stone

That guy was anything but Mr Clutch on the goal line 

[UTEX90 584]

18 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

And Keontay Ingram’s hands of stone

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

They still say Georgia had all those players sitting out for the draft.  They had one player skip that game.  One.  Baker the DB.

[Getafix 28416]

 

Lulz.

There were some posts on the USC board, that made their way to the aggie board.  Facetious references to aggies/money that morphed into blaming the Saudis.

Someone then posted this to the aggie board.  Thought Karivanka was a nice/ghastly touch.

 

 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Would have won that game without the SEC cramping bullshit too

or dipshit tom not taking 3 points on the 9th snap in a row inside the 5

[Duane Moore 5236]

35 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They still say Georgia had all those players sitting out for the draft.  They had one player skip that game.  One.  Baker the DB.

Right, but ATM’s Orange Bowl win over UNC was against a full strength and motivated opponent. 

[NoName 16305]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

A&M bringing up Kansas kills me considering that A&M vs Bama has the same record in the last 10 (2-8) as Kansas has vs Texas (2-8)

[Irieguy 1059]

28 minutes ago, NoName said:

A&M bringing up Kansas kills me considering that A&M vs Bama has the same record in the last 10 (2-8) as Kansas has vs Texas (2-8)

But Bama is like really good at football. 

[texifornia 56526]

"especially if Jimbo opens up the offense" yeah good luck with that

[Vertigo 20267]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"especially if Jimbo opens up the offense" yeah good luck with that

Yes, and neither Bjorn or Worthy play defense except for when Thompson was throwing interceptions. 

[Armybrat 40744]

I didn’t know Robinson was Scandinavian?

[Focht Up 631]

1 hour ago, NoName said:

A&M bringing up Kansas kills me considering that A&M vs Bama has the same record in the last 10 (2-8) as Kansas has vs Texas (2-8)

But in the sec, it just means more.  So their 2 wins are equivalent to 3 wins.

[AP101S 1480]

59 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I didn’t know Robinson was Scandinavian?

He runs like a borg

[LW Goatman 1117]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

I didn’t know Robinson was Scandinavian?

I'm sure there is some racist undertone there that only deep seeded hicks understand. 

[Scholz 11934]

2 hours ago, NoName said:

A&M bringing up Kansas kills me considering that A&M vs Bama has the same record in the last 10 (2-8) as Kansas has vs Texas (2-8)

aggy also 2-8 vs LSU and blowu in the last 10. aggy IS Kansas.

[NWAustinDude 2252]

[Armybrat 40744]

2 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

I'm sure there is some racist undertone there that only deep seeded hicks understand. 

Not from me there isn’t.

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

[ClubWhatever 12087]

**** those ****** douchebag ******

[Focht Up 631]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If it were any other school,  the required comment would have be something about filling up on bread.

[RomaVicta 29794]

22 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

If it were any other school,  the required comment would have be something about filling up on bread.

Jimbo knows how to win a national championship.

[jimmyjazz 45560]

23 hours ago, texifornia said:

"especially if Jimbo opens up the offense" yeah good luck with that

Clemson beat Alabama 44-16 in that game.  'bama took a 16-14 lead at the beginning of the 2nd quarter, and never scored again.  Subsequently Clemson scored another 17 points to lead 31-14 at halftime.  The Tigers then scored another 13 points in the 3rd quarter to create the final margin of victory at 44-16, with neither team scoring in the 4th quarter.

Somehow, Sark "blew a 4th quarter lead" to lose that game.  WTF?  I mean, it wasn't a great offensive performance, even though the final yardage was pretty close (347-295 yards passing advantage for Clemson, 148-135 yard rushing advantage for 'bama), but there was no 4th quarter lead to blow.  There was no 3rd quarter lead to blow.  There was barely a 2nd quarter lead to blow.

Real football historians on texags.

Edited August 4, 2022 by jimmyjazz

[texifornia 56526]

BOMCCCCC

[Rickylovesweed 14155]

Didn't On3 just drop a lot of our commits in the rankings? 

[BurntOrange&White 39661]

[texifornia 56526]

Time to rationalize!

[RollingPresidential 632]

I like "I don't check On3, it's more of a propaganda site for the sips" being posted on TexAgs.com.

[BabaYaga 15212]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Time to rationalize!

aggy should ask his wife what she thinks...

[texifornia 56526]

[NoName 16305]

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

as a reminder, no one else - rivals, espn, 247 or on3 - release specifically who does their rankings

the only one who does that is Billy fucking Liucci and the internationally known Looch44

 

[Hozz 1012]

Speaking of full transparency...where is the Looch 44!?!

[TommyGufano 6021]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Clemson beat Alabama 44-16 in that game.  'bama took a 16-14 lead at the beginning of the 2nd quarter, and never scored again.  Subsequently Clemson scored another 17 points to lead 31-14 at halftime.  The Tigers then scored another 13 points in the 3rd quarter to create the final margin of victory at 44-16, with neither team scoring in the 4th quarter.

Somehow, Sark "blew a 4th quarter lead" to lose that game.  WTF?  I mean, it wasn't a great offensive performance, even though the final yardage was pretty close (347-295 yards passing advantage for Clemson, 148-135 yard rushing advantage for 'bama), but there was no 4th quarter lead to blow.  There was no 3rd quarter lead to blow.  There was barely a 2nd quarter lead to blow.

Real football historians on texags.

They're talking about 2017. Which I mean... still kind of a weird game to pass judgement on Sark on. He wasn't the OC until the week of the game. Did he call a good or bad game? I don't fucking know - I don't remember shit about that game

[jimmyjazz 45560]

15 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

They're talking about 2017. Which I mean... still kind of a weird game to pass judgement on Sark on. He wasn't the OC until the week of the game. Did he call a good or bad game? I don't fucking know - I don't remember shit about that game

Lulz.  Analyst for one single season, OC for a day.  OK, Ags.  You have him dead to rights.

He literally left for the Falcons in early February.

Edited August 4, 2022 by jimmyjazz

[RomaVicta 29794]

32 minutes ago, Hozz said:

Speaking of full transparency...where is the Looch 44!?!

It's literally transparent.

[Deej 76568]

He's having trouble coming up with 44 prospects interested in aggy.