Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

6 hours ago, Deej said:

Monkeypox will tear through the corps, if the guy on guy sex thing holds to be true. 

If true, we should be concerned about the world's wool supply as well

[Leanderman 2267]

Monkey pox from the gay sex, the bed sheets worn at the klan meetings, or both?

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

[Zeus 5950]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Monkey pox from the gay sex, the bed sheets worn at the klan meetings, or both?

Is this why the corps doesn't run they walk fast only, ass cheeks clenched together to keep the mouse in?

 

 

[Zhorn96 1772]

6 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

Don’t fuck around with this guy.

You’ll find out.

He looks like he is about to bust out and start singing some Creed any second now

[lemonandaturd 4285]

7 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

Don’t fuck around with this guy.

You’ll find out.

He has a huge syphilis chancre on his lower lip.  

[UDontKnow 10439]

7 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

Don’t fuck around with this guy.

You’ll find out.

@TreatyOak You made a great graphic with the above photo. IIRC, "Which one of these is an idiot?" Please repost. I laughed for half a day the first time I saw it.

[UDontKnow 10439]

5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

If true, we should be concerned about the world's wool supply as well

Imagine that. Anthrax AND Monkeypox together.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Imagine that. Anthrax AND Monkeypox together.

A and M pox?

[Vertigo 20267]

2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

A and M pox?

Aggypox

[jimmyjazz 45560]

Lord knows I'm not a 10, and facial hair can be tricky to manage given thin spots, etc., but for fuck's sake, has no one EVER told him those chin pubes are absolutely awful?

Disregarding the aforementioned syphilis chancre, of course.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Lord knows I'm not a 10, and facial hair can be tricky to manage given thin spots, etc., but for fuck's sake, has no one EVER told him those chin pubes are absolutely awful?

Disregarding the aforementioned syphilis chancre, of course.

He lives in BCS where they still wear cargo shorts 

[Wishbone 4739]

15 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Lord knows I'm not a 10, and facial hair can be tricky to manage given thin spots, etc., but for fuck's sake, has no one EVER told him those chin pubes are absolutely awful?

Disregarding the aforementioned syphilis chancre, of course.

Maybe he doesn’t shave the chin pubes to spare everyone from what it would reveal if he did.

[pacman 7330]

21 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Lord knows I'm not a 10, and facial hair can be tricky to manage given thin spots, etc., but for fuck's sake, has no one EVER told him those chin pubes are absolutely awful?

Disregarding the aforementioned syphilis chancre, of course.

Give him a break. He saw it on his mom's pussy and thought it would look good on his chin.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Maybe he doesn’t shave the chin pubes to spare everyone from what it would reveal if he did.

He's Bill O'Brien's kid?

[horn4life 3755]

14 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

Don’t fuck around with this guy.

You’ll find out.

I didn't know he was that tall.  That means that cock in his mouth Gif is bigger than I thought...

[MontereyMX 848]

11 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I didn't know he was that tall.  That means that cock in his ASS Gif is bigger than I thought...

 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

34 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I didn't know he was that tall.  

I didn't know they stacked shit that high.  

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

45 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I didn't know he was that tall.  That means that cock in his mouth Gif is bigger than I thought...

Who said the 4'6" mark is correct?

[TankedBevo 2482]

8 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Who said the 4'6" mark is correct?

It's a jail mugshot photo not the door to a fucking walgreens my guy 

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

11 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

It's a jail mugshot photo not the door to a fucking walgreens my guy 

In college station?

If so, question still stands

[TankedBevo 2482]

Touché

[Deej 76568]

1 hour ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Who said the 4'6" mark is correct?

It is. They calibrated it using Kyler Murray.

[SHOOTER12 8789]

3 hours ago, pacman said:

Give him a break. He saw it on his dads' asshole and thought it would look good on his chin.

Ftfy...

Edited August 6, 2022 by SHOOTER12

[Armybrat 40744]

It’s there to keep his tea-baggin’ friends warm.

[Hmbre97 6297]

If you split Billy in half, you get 2 different people.

[ClubWhatever 12087]

WTF

[Shaggyhorn 641]

1, 2

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Upper billy is wreck it Ralph 

[Tex Pete 20179]

3 minutes ago, Shaggyhorn said:

1, 2

0,0 $9.95

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

14 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

If you split Billy in half, you get 2 different people.

Those guys love Papa Roach. Or are in it. 

[Vertigo 20267]

4 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Those guys love Papa Roach. Or are in it. 

Those guys got in a fight in a parking lot over the last nickelback tickets.

[TreatyOak 16150]

11 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

@TreatyOak You made a great graphic with the above photo. IIRC, "Which one of these is an idiot?" Please repost. I laughed for half a day the first time I saw it.

 

 

Hahah

[jimmyjazz 45560]

Jesus Christ, I'm dying here.  It's like the east Texas version of 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

Spoiler

No wonder aggy loves him ..

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

13 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

If you split Billy in half, you get 2 different people.

do that with their quarterback and his girlfriend upthread

[Deej 76568]

16 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

If you split Billy in half, you get 2 different people.

I think he gets split in half most nights.

[Duval Street 420]

16 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus Christ, I'm dying here.  It's like the east Texas version of 

“According to a psychiatric assessment record, Casie and Driesie, the twins, were mutes with the mental capacity of five-year-olds. The twins could not hold their saliva, and therefore drooled uncontrollably, and had to dry their chins with handkerchiefs they always carried in their hands.  While they looked ‘unpleasant’, they somehow managed to win the hearts of the staff at the nursing home they took residence in. They were free-spirited and could hug everyone that they came across, including the nurses. Casie and Driesie were so jovial and could laugh all the time. Since they could not communicate with words, they used grunts to try and pass a message to someone.”

Nah, I’d say these guys were much more civilized than looch or aggy.

[Deej 76568]

Little known fact...they were quadruplets...

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

Nothing says you aren’t concerned about a rival recruit like some fan fic followed by hundreds of posts.

[Tex Pete 20179]

29 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Nothing says you aren’t concerned about a rival recruit like some fan fic followed by hundreds of posts.

Fan fic…the oldest aggy turdition. Like women reading Harlequin novels.

[Born Burnt 6147]

36 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

[Tex Pete 20179]

“There he was, standing across Lot 73, the sun glistening on his foam mustache as he sipped from his Solo cup of White Claw

His muscles bulged a bit, swollen by a summer of hauling hay in the Brazos Valley heat. ‘Howdy, Ma’am. You look lost. Can I help you find your way to Kyle Field?’ he questioned, his cherubic voice making me moist in the process…”

[Cairn Horn88 8184]

Ya just can't make this shit up.....on wait....yes you can.

[BigOrange1 6422]

this

this is hilarious considering it's exactly what they did in order to get nelson to visit.

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2861]

There’s a non-zero chance OP is just schizophrenic 

[RomaVicta 29794]

1. We ought to give Arch a lovely parting gift for recruiting his ass for Texas prior to his inevitable flip to Georgia. We'll also be dodging a bullet by not having the lousy QB that Georgia and Tennessee are shelling out millions for. 

2. I know a guy who works vice in Brian de Spain's town of residence. He books all the pervs and keeps tabs on them as part of his job. This pal of mine never lies. Ever. Anyway, we're kicking back, and I mention this internet genius who has all the inside lowdown on everything in football because of a friend of his. The vice guy looks at me and says, Brian de Spain fucks little girls and boys in the ass. I'm sad to hear this because he knows so much about football. Maybe it's not true. Just tossing it out there for conversation in an honest way. Be an interesting afterthought if Brian is convicted of sodomy with children.

It's a shame about the sodomizing children because Brian is quite the philosophical scholar regarding standards for honest discourse. 

It cannot be bullshit if I open with "may be true but I do not know if it's a fact."

A&M should have that carved on their main building just like we have, Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free.

 

Edited August 8, 2022 by RomaVicta

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

I know someone from past associations last named DeSpain.  And he was a complete clueless idiot.  I'm just going to assume Brian DeSpain is related to him.

[Duane Moore 5236]

I have to give a shout out to JunctionNephew for the Crazy Eddie reference. That’s a deep pull, especially for an Aggie

Edited August 7, 2022 by Duane Moore