Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[LW Goatman 1117]

Alphie Solomons. is a cock gobbler.

[closetojumping 62245]

I think you guys might be going in a little hard in the paint on Alphie. Not sure he really did anything bothersome except go a bit overboard on a known barbershop argument.

[Junior Bonner 6233]

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I think you guys might be going in a little hard in the paint on Alphie. Not sure he really did anything bothersome except go a bit overboard on a known barbershop argument.

Is that CTJ advocating for restraint? Are you sick, man? Unwell? 

[texifornia 56519]

This guy is sooo cooool. What an alpha male. Wow.

Also whatever dipshit invited him, don't do that.

[LW Goatman 1117]

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This guy is sooo cooool. What an alpha male. Wow.

Also whatever dipshit invited him, don't do that.

 

[Vertigo 20267]

Just now, LW Goatman said:

Someone should walk up to the guy with fake security guards and watch him piss down his leg. Perhaps he should have audited his post history. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18523]

Be sure to assert your dominance by doxxing yourself. 

[RollLeft 5040]

His buddy has translated "Open to the Public" as "Field Access"? 

[Hozz 1012]

Man that thread, what a bunch of classless cunts.  First of all, I would never in a 1000 years take in an aggy practice, in any capacity.  So, there's that.  Second, if I had a good enough friend who invited me to watch big brother's practice on the sideline (assume this is what he means by field access), and I was of a mind to go, I certainly wouldn't entertain any of the cunty behaviors they are proposing in the replies.

Edited August 16, 2022 by Hozz
field access

[SydneyCarton 47879]

2 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

His buddy has translated "Open to the Public" as "Field Access"? 

To an Auditor with the Texas Education Agency, "field access" qualifies as a nearby parking garage and a pair of binoculars. 

[fattyflattie 4636]

31 minutes ago, Hozz said:

Man that thread, what a bunch of classless cunts.  First of all, I would never in a 1000 years take in an aggy practice, in any capacity.  So, there's that.  Second, if I had a good enough friend who invited me to watch big brother's practice on the sideline (assume this is what he means by field access), and I was of a mind to go, I certainly wouldn't entertain any of the cunty behaviors they are proposing in the replies.

Yeah, but you aren't aggy. 

[Hanrahan 1306]

Calan, you dumbshit.

[Okcool 782]

1 hour ago, LW Goatman said:

Perfect. This dipshit’s email address will come in handy when I know spam is headed my way with a login. 

[Revolution512 1480]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

To an Auditor with the Texas Education Agency, "field access" qualifies as a nearby parking garage and a pair of binoculars. 

Uh, you need to put some respect on that Auditor IV title!

[MH BEVO 1264]

1 hour ago, LW Goatman said:

Did not expect to see someone from high school on here

[Revolution512 1480]

Tell him congrats on his recent 3% raise. 
 

https://salaries.texastribune.org/employees/calan-s-rodgers-1166573/

[RomaVicta 29786]

Hee hee hee! Sips are all ghey!!!!

Let's all make the same joke about it over and over!

Dimwits.

[Deej 76568]

So funny, seeing as College Station is home of the glory hole. 

[The Dog 43804]

aggy, had Peyton committed to Texas:

 

[Deej 76568]

"3 star disguised as a 5 star. Would not bang. Well, unless he was wearing a sheep costume."

[fattyflattie 4636]

4 hours ago, Revolution512 said:

Tell him congrats on his recent 3% raise. 
 

https://salaries.texastribune.org/employees/calan-s-rodgers-1166573/

Gotdamn. Needs to quit that and sell some insurance in Tomball. 

[Hozz 1012]

15 hours ago, Revolution512 said:

Tell him congrats on his recent 3% raise. 
 

https://salaries.texastribune.org/employees/calan-s-rodgers-1166573/

Cold blooded.

[Vertigo 20267]

1 hour ago, Hozz said:

Cold blooded.

You want to fuck around and play big boy to your internet friends, then you better prepare to get fucked with. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

17 hours ago, Revolution512 said:

Tell him congrats on his recent 3% raise. 
 

https://salaries.texastribune.org/employees/calan-s-rodgers-1166573/

Yikes

[derpyhorndog 2554]

19 hours ago, Revolution512 said:

Tell him congrats on his recent 3% raise. 
 

https://salaries.texastribune.org/employees/calan-s-rodgers-1166573/

With that trajectory, only has to wait a decade to join Hamm and friends in the 6-fig club. 

[TheMailBox357 213]

 

[cochamps 1878]

1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

David Allen, your point is???

[billfromlaketravis 11361]

2 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

That’s it?!

Edited August 19, 2022 by billfromlaketravis

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[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2861]

13 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

We found Ketch's source

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

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[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

Sorry @texiforniafor stealing your thunder, but thought these needed to be posted

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

What's funny is they are wither going to roll with Haynes King, who will either throw 3 interceptions or be snapped in half the first time they play a team with a pulse, or Max Johnson, who is a left-handed Calzada.

[Hank_Hill 18491]

Where tf are they getting that the players wanted Card? There is massive evidence to the contrary you fucking dunces

Edited August 20, 2022 by Hank_Hill

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Where tf are they getting that the players wanted Card? There is massive evidence to the contrary you fucking dunces

It's what some $9.95ers were running with earlier this week. It was complete made up BS 

[billfromlaketravis 11361]

Sark made the correct decision. Aggy, of all people say the boosters are out of control, so… progress?

[texifornia 56519]

43 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Sorry @texiforniafor stealing your thunder, but thought these needed to be posted

Go wild, I'm on the beach at Topsail Island this weekend so limited cell usage

[ousux 5587]

So according to the genius gomers our price for Ewers is up to $4 mil now..

How do some of them have enough brain power to send signals to their lungs to continue breathing in and out?

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

It's what some $9.95ers were running with earlier this week. It was complete made up BS 

Yep, I’m sure our highest profile player was rooting for the QB that isn’t his roommate to throw him passes.

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

9 minutes ago, ousux said:

How do some of them have enough brain power to send signals to their lungs to continue breathing in and out?

Practice, practice, turdition.

[HtownHorn 14487]

Lulz, going to be funny watching their QB room go nuclear in a week whenever Ritz Bitz names his starter. Ritz Bitz is in a now win situation no matter who wins out.

Johnson - King portals out

King - Johnson portals out, and Weigman is likely on portal watch as well

Weigman - King and Johnon portal out

Card may not be a very good P5 QB starter, but he's a good teammate. 

[Vertigo 20267]

So because our 9.95ers are idiots they have a narrative that Sarkisian got put in his place by boosters? That is an astounding level of spin.

[RomaVicta 29786]

3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Where tf are they getting that the players wanted Card? There is massive evidence to the contrary you fucking dunces

 

58 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

So because our 9.95ers are idiots they have a narrative that Sarkisian got put in his place by boosters? That is an astounding level of spin.

Even more important, their usual source was handy to verify it. "I hear from people close to the program..." That's what makes whatever they want to believe a fact.

Every post is about the same. Here's a nice example.

Common knowledge that UT tu is a cesspool.

Texas' arrogant boosters call the shots and always have. Remember how badly Red McCombs wanted Charly Strong?

Our portal acquisition were just a sign of desperation like everything we do. Nobody wanted these guys other than Neyor.

Our QB begged Jimbo to let him play on Holy Kyle Field, but Jimbo said, "no way Jose." His QB room was already jammed with his personal choices, and he has, you know, won a national championship. And, Jimbo is soooo dreamy.

 

[Hank_Hill 18491]

Yea if Jimbo said no to Ewers in favor of Max Johnson he’s even dumber than he looks.

[ajax 2591]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

Ewers should have come a knockin' on Candi's door first.