Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[NoRagrets 1125]

3 hours ago, ajax said:

Ewers should have come a knockin' on Candi's door first.

OMG I figured out aggies - they don’t need 995’ers because they create their own fan fiction on texags. My mind is blown. They just created a rumor amongst themselves that Ewers begged Jimbo to let him transfer to aTm, and Jimbo told him no. I’m sure part of the fiction is that Ewers’ and his money hungry mullet would be a poison in their locker room of saints and youth pastors.

 

Edited August 20, 2022 by NoRagrets

[lemonandaturd 4285]

3 hours ago, ajax said:

Ewers should have come a knockin' on Candi's door first.

If her ass is a rockin' don't bother knockin'.

[Leanderman 2267]

Man how i miss SpiderAgs updates on this board.

[Focht Up 631]

Laughing at "Ain't NOBODY gonna tell Jimbo what to do".   That should be a thread title.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

1 minute ago, Focht Up said:

Laughing at "Ain't NOBODY gonna tell Jimbo what to do".   That should be a thread title.

Except for the guys that fuck his wife

[Jebus 1300]

10 hours ago, ousux said:

So according to the genius gomers our price for Ewers is up to $4 mil now..

How do some of them have enough brain power to send signals to their lungs to continue breathing in and out?

That’s a lower order brain function, so it’s kinda right in their wheelhouse

[Jebus 1300]

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

Laughing at "Ain't NOBODY gonna tell Jimbo what to do".   That should be a thread title.

Their fanfic version of Jimbo is truly mind bottling 

[SHOOTER12 8789]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

If her ass is a rockin' don't bother knockin'.

Should have peed in her butt. 

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

Even more important, their usual source was handy to verify it. "I hear from people close to the program..." That's what makes whatever they want to believe a fact.
Every post is about the same. Here's a nice example.

Common knowledge that UT tu is a cesspool.
Texas' arrogant boosters call the shots and always have. Remember how badly Red McCombs wanted Charly Strong?
Our portal acquisition were just a sign of desperation like everything we do. Nobody wanted these guys other than Neyor.
Our QB begged Jimbo to let him play on Holy Kyle Field, but Jimbo said, "no way Jose." His QB room was already jammed with his personal choices, and he has, you know, won a national championship. And, Jimbo is soooo dreamy.
 

Red might have been right…. Charlie probably would be a good d coordinator…

[Chopper 17162]

fucken aggy

[Yuk 1509]

Very nice of the Aggies to give us so many helpful tips on having a successful football program.

Is there any doubt that the “Jimbo didn’t offer” mantra will blow the fuck up in their face. Sure Ewers will start out slow, but he’s talented as shit and Sark splashed Casey Thompson’s names all over the longhorn record books.

I wonder if they still think Reggie McNeal was better than VY?

Edited August 20, 2022 by Yuk

[Scholz 11933]

Is there a close 2nd to biggest underachiever in college football history given the resources than aggy?

[Deej 76568]

44 minutes ago, Yuk said:

 wonder if they still think Reggie McNeal was better than VY?

They may not think it, but they'll never say it. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Broseph thinks our donors are double naught spies.  

[Hank_Hill 18491]

Man our donors who have historically not cared enough to pay players sure have gotten hands on in a hurry! 

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

It’s wild to watch rival fanbases thread the needle between “Longhorn fans suck and don’t care about football like we do” and “Longhorn boosters literally run the program.”

[RomaVicta 29788]

 

Yes, tu is all about appearances and controlling a narrative. That's why we decided to claim ancient national championships to impress our new friends in the SEC. That's why we call any pitiful third place tie where we didn't go to championship game a "division championship." That's why we make up fake stories about other fans loving us and appreciating us as the most classiest, friendliest fans in the whole world. That's why we lie about our finances to make a specious claim about our wealth.

Yes, we sips are all basically dishonest in presenting ourselves because we're sooooo worried about appearances.

[Lhorn 4885]

Don’t they brag about their BMD throwing money around?

[Leanderman 2267]

I swear these rubes in gomersville have nothing better to do than molest livestock and talk chit about us?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10145]

Jimbo is about is good at BMD relationships (see FSU) as he is at developing QBs (see 8&4)

[Chopper 17162]

The new aggy motto is more honest than I ever would've expected.

But their grammar still sucks.

[billfromlaketravis 11362]

16 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

How hard is it to spell Sark? Jesus aggy. 

[Deej 76568]

That was me. My $25 a month Burnt Ends donation went much further than I anticipated. 

 

Edited August 21, 2022 by Deej

[SHOOTER12 8789]

6 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How hard is it to spell Sark? Jesus aggy. 

Lol, that "Life is hard" quote from John Wayne fits aggy to a t.

[SHOOTER12 8789]

On 8/20/2022 at 6:33 PM, Yuk said:

Very nice of the Aggies to give us so many helpful tips on having a successful football program.

Is there any doubt that the “Jimbo didn’t offer” mantra will blow the fuck up in their face. Sure Ewers will start out slow, but he’s talented as shit and Sark splashed Casey Thompson’s names all over the longhorn record books.

I wonder if they still think Reggie McNeal was better than VY?

C'mon man, you know better than use the word "think" when referring to aggy. 

[Askew 362]

Can someone explain why aggy is so happy about this? 
 

Are they just wish casting that Ewers is bad and the BMDs forced sark’s hand? 
 

seems like it’s backwards since Ewers is the 5-star generational QB that Sark handpicked out of the portal. Not sure sark would be unhappy about starting Ewers? You can thread the needle that there’s I situtional dysfunction so it’s actually a bad thing to start a generational talent, but seems like our entire program is aligned behind Ewers… 

[Hank_Hill 18491]

It’s all wishcasting that:

1. Sark was forced into this decision, of which there is zero evidence 

&

2. Hudson Card is actually the better player, of which there is zero evidence 

They’re just deflecting because their own QB situation is possibly significantly worse than ours. Also, idiots.

[BornAndRaised 12223]

LHF dropping some good screenies on twitter. Here's one from Liucci:

[Nivek 16859]

27-25  Scoreboard for more than a decade....

[Hank_Hill 18491]

“Jimbo might be deciding between two shitty QBs but at least he isn’t being influenced by the BMDs like this fictitious scenario I’m running with because you retards eat it up!”

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2861]

Aggy BMD’s “What do you mean you said no when Ewers was begging to transfer in?”

[RomaVicta 29788]

A first class mind like Liucci calling me an insanely dumb potato really hits me where it hurts.

And he knows so much about how our program works. Gee, I sure I was Billy instead of me.

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

The irony here is that to any casual observer, Ewers being named starter was a foregone conclusion from the moment he transferred. The only way that this can be viewed as a controversy is if the audience is intimately familiar with our ‘insider’ practice reports over the last few weeks.

Yet again, in an attempt to mock us, they are all announcing to the world how much they obsess over our program.

[Harvdog 2276]

It’s seems to the common man that the Aggies are a cult and they wait for their instructions from leaders who worship a dead collie. I think there must be a text string or an email that goes out to all cult members to be on the same page because my Aggie friends all said the same shit. It’s actually funny that they are so obsessed with Texas when they claim they aren’t. 

[NoRagrets 1125]

On 8/20/2022 at 8:10 AM, Focht Up said:

Laughing at "Ain't NOBODY gonna tell Jimbo what to do".   That should be a thread title.

Grammar is dying

[Zhorn96 1772]

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

A first class mind like Liucci calling me an insanely dumb potato really hits me where it hurts.

And he knows so much about how our program works. Gee, I sure I was Billy instead of me.

you love cock and want to karaoke Creed songs all day?  Yikes

[Carl Spackler 3461]

Given Jimbo's fully-guaranteed mega-contract, ya gotta love that one aggy's reference to Sark wheedling $30-40M out of Texas.  The very definition of irony.

[cafe society 2841]

21 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

“Jimbo might be deciding between two shitty QBs but at least he isn’t being influenced by the BMDs like this fictitious scenario I’m running with because you retards eat it up!”

Ha, Luicci's mendacious musings waft all the way to the shores of Maui.

[Rickylovesweed 14155]

22 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

LHF dropping some good screenies on twitter. Here's one from Liucci:

Deflecting from their shitty QBs to Texas. 

Liucci knows how to play these morons. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

16 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Deflecting from their shitty QBs to Texas. 

Liucci knows how to play these morons. 

He is fully bought into the hive.  

[billfromlaketravis 11362]

Jimbo's QB decision will be interesting. If goes with King, he thinks their OL is dogshit. If he goes with Johnson, he thinks his OL will be mediocre. 

[Revolution512 1480]

They max protect, run and play D. If King turns it over, he’s not going to last long

[LTtxfan 48977]

Media after aggy...  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 

 

[Chopper 17162]

Joel Klatt said pretty much the same thing in the interview with FCB. He went scorched earth on jimbo: Jameis was a special talent but even he was worse in year 2 under jimbo. He's done nothing with any qb since Jameis. TAMU has done nothing in 80 years. Their OL sucks. But even Klatt said he's putting them at number 8 in his top 10 because of last year's recruiting class.

[Cairn Horn88 8174]

22 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

A first class mind like Liucci calling me an insanely dumb potato really hits me where it hurts.

And he knows so much about how our program works. Gee, I sure I was Billy instead of me.

Oh no.   Liucci fried your ass and hurt your peelings!

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20344]

On 8/20/2022 at 8:06 AM, Leanderman said:

Man how i miss SpiderAgs updates on this board.

The funniest ever was his "pome" about Notre Dame.

[Cairn Horn88 8174]

5 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Liucci knows how to play these morons. 

Well, to be honest, is it really that hard to play these clowns?

[HtownHorn 14487]

23 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Media after aggy...  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 

 

Brando makes some good points, every SEC team on aggy's schedule is going to try to make it their statement game. Just because of what Jimbo said and the narrative that they are good due to their recruiting.