Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[Big_kat 334]

19 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Nah.  He is just not a great coach.  Jameis Winston covered up a lot of warts along with all that talent he had at FSU.  A great QB in college can make any coach look better.  Look what Lamar Jackson did for Charlie Strong and Watson.  

I think you mean Teddy Bridgewater. 

[Hank Scorpio 17723]

There was always a 50/50 chance Stewart would flame out eventually because he’s an insane diva, but starting after game 2 is just so beautiful. 

[Hank Scorpio 17723]

To be clear I would very much like for Stewart to transfer here and team up with Hall. They would either both be All Americans or be kicked off the team for starting an illegal street racing gang. 

[Deej 76560]

7 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

They would be kicked off the team for starting an illegal street racing gang. 

Impossible. UTPD would have their cars towed before they got it off the ground. 

[Not a Sock 2308]

13 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

To be clear I would very much like for Stewart to transfer here and team up with Hall. They would either both be All Americans or be kicked off the team for starting an illegal street racing gang. 

IDK that literally sounds like all gas no brakes, is Sark really gonna kick off players for living by his motto?

[BornAndRaised 12223]

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[Gucci_Suit 2610]

When I woke up this morning I was lying in bed and thinking about our game and Quinn and I was kinda bummed. And then I remembered that this thread exists and I smiled. 

Edited September 11, 2022 by Gucci_Suit

[tejas60 3526]

now tell us the stats for your other receivers/te...

[Harvdog 2276]

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

now tell us the stats for your other receivers/te...

That settles it. The issue isn’t the scheme or the QB, it’s the WR for not catching enough passes. Advantage aggies 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Once King gets canned (certainly not crowned), how does that impact Jalen Hale's recruitment? King's starter status was reportedly key to his newfound interest in playing for them.  

[TriStone 1724]

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

"He should be suspended for a half after that tweet."

Yes, aggy, yes.  You definitely want to throw a big spotlight on that tweet.

[BornAndRaised 12223]

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Once King gets canned (certainly not crowned), how does that impact Jalen Hale's recruitment? King's starter status was reportedly key to his newfound interest in playing for them.  

this is probably more of a question for the '23 recruiting thread. However, Bama is considered our main competition.

[BornAndRaised 12223]

Uh oh, Liucci getting his panties in a wad:

[Chuckie Finster 22599]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Wait, I thought Stewart only "liked" that, did he really re-tweet it??

EDIT:  NM, I'm a moron, clearly says he re-tweeted.

Not only did he retweet it... it's from nine months ago, so he had to remember it existed, search for it, and then make the decision to post it.

Fucking psychological warfare against his coaching staff.

[Orange&White 5516]

2 hours ago, ajax said:

Someone needs to make a version of this shirt with a Longhorn logo that says, “Don’t care. They’ve got Jimbo”.

 

[C-Man 27049]

Hmm, how do guaranteed contracts (with no buyout) work?

[Rimbo 25777]

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

All hell has broken loose

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[Post Oak 20184]

14 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

Can you imagine having 45 people at your house? Gross

[BornAndRaised 12223]

Just now, Post Oak said:

Can you imagine having 45 people at your house? Gross

I don't know if you're a frequent twitter user / redditor, but thats a fairly common copy paste posted for sports memes. 

[Scholz 11933]

Uh oh, looks like another black kid got uppity over there in Klanville. Stewart should’ve talked Mond before moving there.

[Rimbo 25777]

9 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I don't know if you're a frequent twitter user / redditor, but thats a fairly common copy paste posted for sports memes. 

I was pretty sure it was a copypasta. It's funny either way.

[LTtxfan 48966]

Cross-post... 😂😂😂   Thx @Sir Ulrich

 

[Goodman 3273]

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

Uh oh, Liucci getting his panties in a wad:

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

3 hours ago, tejas60 said:

now tell us the stats for your other receivers/te...

Dude, I was gonna say the same thing. He's basically fucking saying their 1 wr has more catches than 3 of our WR's, but not combined, of course, and Worthy has more yards, and Sanders and Whittington have 15 less lol. This is why I love Aggies like Bizzle. They're all retards. 

[Butch Had Not 2940]

Josh Pate cuts deep at jimbo. Starts at 27:25 (lot of bama/UT before).

 

[UTEX90 584]

I can't get into the kids head but Stewart knew prior to going to aggy what the scheme was.  He could have gotten like NIL money from several other programs. So just how much more in bag money did they give this kid.    He would have earned more money over the long haul going to a high profile program and getting a proper NIL deal over his college career.  I'd love to know just how much Stewart was promised and received from these guys.

Also, I did not see a single solitary aTm tshirt today.  First time since Jimbo was hired.

[NWAustinDude 2252]

[cochamps 1876]

Jimbo's OC position is somewhat reminiscent of Jerrah's GM post.  😆

[Bigbend1812 12886]

2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Someone needs to make a version of this shirt with a Longhorn logo that says, “Don’t care. They’ve got Jimbo”.

 

[General Specific 3233]

Is Jimbo talking to Sumlin about the OC position? If not, he should!

That would go over like a hot lead enema, even in cstat…and we’re here for it!

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Guess I'll put this here, but the SEC shorts video this week looks promising.

 

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[UTEX90 584]

2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Someone needs to make a version of this shirt with a Longhorn logo that says, “Don’t care. They’ve got Jimbo”.

 

Surly needs to make one.   We can put the Surly Horns where it says TexAgs and give profits to the Tight Ends.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Bless his heart. 
 

how often has jimbo done better than 4-4 in conference?

[UTEX90 584]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

 

I almost want them to beat Miami.  I like the roller coaster better than the cliff jump.              I think. 

[fattyflattie 4636]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Uh oh, looks like another black kid got uppity over there in Klanville. Stewart should’ve talked Mond before moving there.

I know Stewart is a very talented kid, and he’s had a few good games against (checks notes) Sam and App state, but anointing him the next Kirk or Evans is so fucking aggy I can’t even begin. 

[Vertigo 20266]

 

Yes, Stewart may have a few more yards so far than Worthy, but they neglect to say that we played Alabama in one of those games and our starting QB went out in the first quarter. So far they have played Sam Houston State and App State. 

[Cairn Horn88 8167]

4 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Once King gets canned (certainly not crowned), how does that impact Jalen Hale's recruitment? King's starter status was reportedly key to his newfound interest in playing for them.  

King will portal out after this season.

[mchookem 16206]

59 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Josh Pate cuts deep at jimbo. Starts at 27:25 (lot of bama/UT before).

 

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God I love y’all 😂

[RomaVicta 29781]

 

It's like App State really didn't have much to do with the outcome.

1. Translation: We couldn't stop their offense. App State's offense was better than our defense. It's not like the defense was confused about how to get off the field, so they just stayed out there defending for 40 minutes.

2. Translation: Our kicker sucks. App State's defense kept us from moving the ball. If we had managed to score more points than App State, we likely win the game.

3. Offense hit a wall and gave App State hope late in the game that they might actually win. The wall was fucking App State's defense who played the entire game with confidence and discipline that the Aggies should envy. There was no wall other than that. It wasn't some magical force field holding the Aggie offense in place. It was actually the other team. 

"Had we been ahead by a couple of scores, they probably eventually break." (See final sentence of point 2.) You gave them a lesson on breaking, Aggy. Maybe they'll follow your lead when Game Day goes to Boone. Or maybe they'll show up and play the best football they can.

By the way, Evans clearly lost the game for them which can be surmised by reading his post game tweets that dis Jimbo. All they need to do is pull Evans and replace King and it's off to the playoffs!

God, this is fun.

 

[Lhorn 4885]

I like that the Aggie tweet above thinks that 7/8 wins is their worst case scenario.   

[General Specific 3233]

I like that the Aggie tweet above thinks that 7/8 wins is their worst case scenario.   

Narrator: it is, over this year, and next, and possibly the one after!

Don’t care, got Jimbo!!!1!

[honolulu horn 6157]

8 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

Josh Pate cuts deep at jimbo. Starts at 27:25 (lot of bama/UT before).

 

That segment on Jimbo was incredible. 

[WinningIsHard 4017]

https://instagram.com/stories/hookemterritory/2925053163645457668?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
 

Texas fans Instagram page rubbing some salt in the wound haha. 

Edited September 12, 2022 by WinningIsHard
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