Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

[texifornia 56512]

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

There’s all that class they talk about nonstop. 

[texifornia 56512]

[RomaVicta 29781]

 

An Aggie named Kyle using Clutch City as a handle is amusing. 

I know it refers to Houston, but nobody not from Houston does so.

 

[Armybrat 40734]

Lol @ Jet Black talking about brainwashing.

[texifornia 56512]

 

[Chopper 17154]

"To be fair" Ken Scarborough from aggy class of 2012 wants everyone to know he's too stupid to know what a state university system is and that even in Texas where such name usage isn't as popular as in many other states, school's such as Sul Ross State, Stephen F Austin State, and Angelo State exist.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

I have a strong feeling that the tradition of telling intentionally horrible jokes during yell practice originated by necessity. 

[texifornia 56512]

The New Army - Old Army War is amazing

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

"To be fair" Ken Scarborough from aggy class of 2012 wants everyone to know he's too stupid to know what a state university system is and that even in Texas where such name usage isn't as popular as in many other states, school's such as Sul Ross State, Stephen F Austin State, and Angelo State exist.

I mean, tarleton isn’t even a state, am I right fellow ags?  
 

i presume tarleton was added to their schedule the day they moved into d1. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

[Orange&White 5516]

My favorite part is that they believe that "Social Media is ruining Midnight Yell" when the only thing "Social Media" is doing is simply allowing the rest of the world to catch glimpses of their culture and reacting to it like most normal folks would.

[texifornia 56512]

[texifornia 56512]

[Chopper 17154]

12 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

My favorite part is that they believe that "Social Media is ruining Midnight Yell" when the only thing "Social Media" is doing is simply allowing the rest of the world to catch glimpses of their culture and reacting to it like most normal folks would.

"Hear me out fellow ags. We need to remove this window that social media has created, allowing others to see our traditions and culture. They are unique and specific to Texas A and M University and it's no business of any other school, especially those gheys at barstool and austin. What we need to do is kill all the artificial lighting - only allow torches and candles. Also hoods. White hoods. To cover the faces of our yell leaders. That way nobody will know if they're boys or girls. If we do as I have suggested, the joke will be on espin and barstool and all those damn gheys!"

[Foosters 17730]

"I hate the mainstream media so much. Lies, disinformation, and spin!"

"Yeah, especially in this case, because all their lies actually look like the truth."

"Exactly. Bad bull"

 

[Scholz 11933]

Things seem to be going well over there.  🤣

 

[Hmbre97 6297]

"I hate the mainstream media so much. Lies, disinformation, and spin!"
"Yeah, especially in this case, because all their lies actually look like the truth."
"Exactly. Bad bull"
 

ESPN is fake news!

[NoName 16293]

17 hours ago, tejas60 said:

now tell us the stats for your other receivers/te...

i got you!

QB vs QB:

vs

Receiving stats:

vs

[BurntOrange&White 39649]

This thread just went to another level

[Deej 76560]

Somewhere on their boards, there is a version of this that reads "You're just too stupid to realize that blackface is supposed to be terrible and that's the funny part."

 

[Noah Fence 480]

59 minutes ago, Chopper said:

"To be fair" Ken Scarborough from aggy class of 2012 wants everyone to know he's too stupid to know what a state university system is and that even in Texas where such name usage isn't as popular as in many other states, school's such as Sul Ross State, Stephen F Austin State, and Angelo State exist.

They played Sam Houston State just last week.  Wonder if they told the same lame joke,

[Duane Moore 5236]

Do they really hold these at midnight?  What old people stay up that late and what young people would enjoy the content? Or have nothing better to do on a Friday night?

[BigHornedLurker 1894]

they are really going to self combust while jimbo still having a 10 year guarantee left aren't they ? 

[Droopy 2623]

18 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Do they really hold these at midnight?  What old people stay up that late and what young people would enjoy the content? Or have nothing better to do on a Friday night?

I believe it starts around 11p then culminating around 12 or so.
 

Dude, after 8p in that town, you go to a bar and drink for a couple hours then your bored as shit. Then someone says, “hey, they are going to let people into the football stadium and we can hang out and cheer with the team.”

You’d go do that shit too! They can keep filling that town with strip malls and national chain restaurants, but there is no nightlife to speak of beyond power drinking on Northgate and playing grab ass with your buddies. If there isn’t some university based “event” going on,  that town is dead. 

[Orange&White 5516]

24 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

they are really going to self combust while jimbo still having a 10 year guarantee left aren't they ? 

At some point, Jimbo might need to spend some of that money for personal protection.

I'm only half kidding that some aggie might actually try to kill him to avoid the payout.

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

 

[horn4life 3755]

Texas Cheers and Aggie Tears both bring a smile to my face.  But it's especially funny this year where the usual Aggie optimism from beating up the little sisters of the poor in September usually holds on until October. 

Most importantly I think A&M fans with half a brain see this weekend not unlike the way I do.  A changing of the guard, where the reality seems to be that the teams are going in opposite directions.  Before this weekend I think you could ask the average Aggie, and they would have been disappointed at a potential pairing in the Bowls with Texas.  Now the Idea of a Bowl playing against Texas would be something to be feared.  The worm has turned.

I also think that Texas seems so much more mentally tough this year.  Still time to screw things up, but the overall team play this weekend for the Horns was beyond even the greatest expectations of Texas fans. 

But in a Tip of the Hat to the Aggies, they are directly responsible for the very first GAMEDAY ever at Appalachian State. News that was made before the $1.5 million check cleared.  

 

[billfromlaketravis 11359]

John Lopez of galleryfurnituresports.com take a bow. His red ass spin was next level. He just on the radio : “It was a good thing losing to App State. It fast tracks Weigman on to the field.”

[Focht Up 631]

This thread is like gold.  Keep it coming please. 

[Vertigo 20266]

Jimbo is Shawn Watson 2.0. Talk all offseason about how you are changing the offense and making it more explosive, and then roll out the same shit you rolled out last year with a few more shotgun snaps. 

[Scholz 11933]

6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Jimbo is Shawn Watson 2.0. Talk all offseason about how you are changing the offense and making it more explosive, and then roll out the same shit you rolled out last year in 2000 with a few more shotgun snaps. 

Fixed

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

aggy got the yell practice clip pulled off of twitter.

Edited September 12, 2022 by Hiphopopotamos

[GTNY 280]

2 hours ago, NoName said:

i got you!

QB vs QB:

vs

Receiving stats:

vs

Also that's two games in, one of ours was against Alabama...

[Scholz 11933]

12 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

aggy got the yell practice clip pulled off of twitter.

Herr Goebbels at the Ministry of Propaganda was not pleased

[BornAndRaised 12223]

17 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

aggy got the yell practice clip pulled off of twitter.

save it while you can before this gets copyrighted.

[Mikey4 2476]

And this https://streamable.com/6f9t9o

And this

And this https://www.outkick.com/texas-am-aggies-yell-leaders-history-tradition-viral-app-state-jokes-cringeworthy/

Edited September 12, 2022 by Mikey4

[Focht Up 631]

4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

save it while you can before this gets copyrighted.

Wait, I thought aggy was proud of their wonderful traditions. 

[texifornia 56512]

Edited September 12, 2022 by texifornia

[Scholz 11933]

5 star kids have no grit.  Interesting take.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

4 hours ago, Chopper said:

"To be fair" Ken Scarborough from aggy class of 2012 wants everyone to know he's too stupid to know what a state university system is and that even in Texas where such name usage isn't as popular as in many other states, school's such as Sul Ross State, Stephen F Austin State, and Angelo State exist.

Dude, they just played Sam Houston State University FFS

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

3 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Do they really hold these at midnight?  What old people stay up that late and what young people would enjoy the content? Or have nothing better to do on a Friday night?

Um, they live in College Station, so yeah, they don't have anything better to do

[Teamdirtyleg 1058]

They know all about the downside of stacking too high

[RomaVicta 29781]

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I mean, tarleton isn’t even a state, am I right fellow ags?  
 

i presume tarleton was added to their schedule the day they moved into d1. 

I guess they think Sam Houston is a state that they played just the week before.

[Chopper 17154]

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I guess they think Sam Houston is a state that they played just the week before.

aggy says that's different because Houston is such a huge city.

[texifornia 56512]

[SydneyCarton 47873]

It's spreading:
 

 

[Chopper 17154]

Written like a true ag.

[Born Burnt 6147]

1 hour ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

They know all about the downside of stacking too high

So they're bad at stacking talent...and logs.

[Foosters 17730]

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It's spreading:
 

 

Made all the more delicious by the offseason Texags predictions that this team was operating on a different level this summer. I recall seeing Luicci note that the "insiders" thought this team had the same mentality as Jimbo's championship team at FSU.

Now, two weeks into the season, we have this: