Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

[Magus Ossis 2830]

Good thing they have a 5* OT OG coming in to help out playing OT as a true FR. Should help them continue their dominance over the Bama, Clemson, LSU, and (now also UGA) DL.

[Duval Street 420]

3 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

did you know he can bite through a tin can?

He mans the “gloryhole for masochists.”

[Scholz 11955]

Just now, Magus Ossis said:

Good thing they have a 5* OT OG coming in to help out playing OT as a true FR. Should help them continue their dominance over the Bama, Clemson, LSU, and (now also UGA) DL.

Also, they might just get called for all of their holding this year vs LSU since the game's not in collieville.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Also, they might just get called for all of their holding this year vs LSU since the game's not in collieville.

hey if we called holding regularly, we wouldn't get those 56-49 games everyone loves so much

[NYBevo 1699]

 

 

Edited February 7, 2019 by NYBevo

[TheAuditor 1039]

4 minutes ago, NYBevo said:

 

 

Elko to Bengals would be glorious 

[Dbeasy 15078]

If Elmo leaves, or wants to leave, it means he ain’t happy in college station.

[texifornia 57051]

Just now, Dbeasy said:

If Elmo leaves, or wants to leave, it means he ain’t happy in college station.

[Burt Macklin 19038]

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

If Elmo leaves, or wants to leave, it means he ain’t happy in college station.

Eh. That’s not really true at all. I think a lot of college DCs would at minimum be willing to interview for an NFL DC gig, regardless of whether they were happy in their current situation 

[Teamdirtyleg 1060]

12 hours ago, TexMexBuddha said:

There is no killshot for aggy delusion

This should be included as a bullet point in  "A Quick Guide to Understanding Aggy"

[Cairn Horn88 8278]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Oh, goodbye, cruel world, I'm off to join the circus
Gonna be a broken-hearted clown
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin' smile
'Cause a mean, fickle woman turned my whole world upside down

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

Ray Mickens ain't walking through that door. 

[Focht Up 631]

1 hour ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

This should be included as a bullet point in  "A Quick Guide to Understanding Aggy"

This is probably all you need to know:

 

 

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SmoggySereneElver-size_restricted.gif

[Leanderman 2276]

Hmmmmmmm this being released the day AFTER NSD II?

[HtownHorn 14760]

17 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Take out Ellison and Mowry and the signed a total of 6 linemen ( 3 OL, 3 DL ).  Doesn't sound good for a team in the so-called "Line-of-scrimmage" league.  If those were our numbers they'd be talking about our "7-on-7" class.

Really they signed 2 Green and Leal, and a 4 guys that will be processed by 2021.

[bizzle 1153]

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Really they signed 2 Green and Leal, and a 4 guys that will be processed by 2021.

you may want to watch derick hunter and layden robinson's film again. 

[Scholz 11955]

6 minutes ago, bizzle said:

you may want to watch derick hunter and layden robinson's film again. 

Here it is

imgur

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Eh. That’s not really true at all. I think a lot of college DCs would at minimum be willing to interview for an NFL DC gig, regardless of whether they were happy in their current situation 

I assume most would jump at the same, or better, pay with no recruiting duties.

[Sealtm6 35]

Who is this Meemaw person everyone talks about?  Do they also call her Karen. What's the background here - mental health / low IQ.  How is she attached to Aggy?

 

[Skipper 6189]

2 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

I assume most would jump at the same, or better, pay with no recruiting duties.

I think it all depends on if the guy wants to be a college head coach or not.   Better path to that staying at A&M.   

[TexasMan 10955]

22:00-25:30 Looch and Brauninger still belly aching and conspiracy theorizing so hard against Texas' 247's rankings, says WE'RE the ones that are celebrating a moral victory over UGA when aggy beat the team that beat Georgia by 3 touchdowns(?!?!) 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0111808-kahk.mp3

[Scholz 11955]

Just now, TexasMan said:

says WE'RE the ones that are celebrating a moral victory over UGA when aggy beat the team that beat Georgia by 3 touchdowns(?!?!) 

Broken aggy is funny.

They do lose more fabulously than anyone though, can't take that from them.

[sushihorn 3233]

12 minutes ago, bizzle said:

you may want to watch derick hunter and layden robinson's film again. 

Slow day today so I watched half of Robinson's senior video.  He's exactly the kind of guy that recruiting services overrate.  He's huge and uses that size to push smaller defenders around at the LOS.  His slow feet don't prevent him from mashing a HS DL lined up directly over him.  It looks impressive when the guy is 100 lbs lighter and gets driven 5-6 off the ball.  It's what you DON'T see that matters.  There is only 1 highlight of Robinson locating and driving a LB flowing to the ball and nothing WRT 3rd level defenders.

But the worst part was poor balance and technique in pass blocking.  Robinson repeatedly gets his weight too far forward and falls down about half the time.  Since these are highlight, they only show the ones where he took the defender down with him.  But it's pretty obvious there were others not seen where he missed and left the DL a clear path to the QB.  In fact if you look at 5:06 that's exactly what happens when the DE beats him inside and Robinson just grabs him and throws him down.

So good: big, strong, solid HS run blocker.  Bad: slow, poor balance, bad pass protector, little ability to operate in space.  Looks like JAG to me.

[sushihorn 3233]

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

22:00-25:30 Looch and Brauninger still belly aching and conspiracy theorizing so hard against Texas' 247's rankings, says WE'RE the ones that are celebrating a moral victory over UGA when aggy beat the team that beat Georgia by 3 touchdowns(?!?!) 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0111808-kahk.mp3

I don't think they understand the concept of actual victories vs moral victories. 

Edited February 7, 2019 by sushihorn

[Caddox 952]

Speaking of Figurelli, he got hired at my buddy’s company using his new persona. Highly sought after gig I’d imagine.

He lasted only a few weeks after he had acted so strangely and lied about so many random things that people in the company started to look into him. They found out about his name change, followed the internet bread crumbs, and canned him immediately. Dumbass legitimately seems to possess some necessary intelligence and works hard, and his radical aggyness has ruined his professional life and general reputation. 

Some lies I remember were about his grades in grad school and the time in which he ran marathons. There was a frequent marathon runner around when he was bragging about his times and knew they were like Olympian level and the suspicion grew from there.

Edited February 7, 2019 by Caddox

[Scholz 11955]

Sounds exactly right

[Mikey4 2476]

Eh. That’s not really true at all. I think a lot of college DCs would at minimum be willing to interview for an NFL DC gig, regardless of whether they were happy in their current situation 

Not when your HC is Jimbo. There are several top NFL DCs just begging to come learn under Jimbo and have the chance to dominate the SEC. They see what's coming, and they want in.

[texifornia 57051]

13 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Speaking of Figurelli, he got hired at my buddy’s company using his new persona. Highly sought after gig I’d imagine.

He lasted only a few weeks after he had acted so strangely and lied about so many random things that people in the company started to look into him. They found out about his name change, followed the internet bread crumbs, and canned him immediately. Dumbass legitimately seems to possess some necessary intelligence and works hard, and his radical aggyness has ruined his professional life and general reputation.  

Some lies I remember were about his grades in grad school and the time in which he ran marathons. There was a frequent marathon runner around when he was bragging about his times and knew they were like Olympian level and the suspicion grew from there. 

Still trying to be an accountant? Because being a pathological liar seems like a disqualifying attribute in that profession.

Edited February 7, 2019 by texifornia

[bizzle 1153]

36 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Slow day today so I watched half of Robinson's senior video.  He's exactly the kind of guy that recruiting services overrate.  He's huge and uses that size to push smaller defenders around at the LOS.  His slow feet don't prevent him from mashing a HS DL lined up directly over him.  It looks impressive when the guy is 100 lbs lighter and gets driven 5-6 off the ball.  It's what you DON'T see that matters.  There is only 1 highlight of Robinson locating and driving a LB flowing to the ball and nothing WRT 3rd level defenders.

But the worst part was poor balance and technique in pass blocking.  Robinson repeatedly gets his weight too far forward and falls down about half the time.  Since these are highlight, they only show the ones where he took the defender down with him.  But it's pretty obvious there were others not seen where he missed and left the DL a clear path to the QB.  In fact if you look at 5:06 that's exactly what happens when the DE beats him inside and Robinson just grabs him and throws him down.

So good: big, strong, solid HS run blocker.  Bad: slow, poor balance, bad pass protector, little ability to operate in space.  Looks like JAG to me.

your commitment to your internet bit is unflappable, and i commend you. 

[ricky queso 96]

38 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

I don't think they understand the concept of actual victories vs moral victories. 

where would they have learned?

[SydneyCarton 48147]

10 minutes ago, bizzle said:

your commitment to your internet bit is unflappable, and i commend you. 

I realize that you people tend to get really, really caught up with rankings, whether you're citing them like the Bible or dismissing them as charlatanism to serve your current agenda, but lets not pretend Robinson's ranking is all that great. Mid to high 3 stars very often end up being JAGS. 

[Huckleberry 33062]

3 minutes ago, bizzle said:

your commitment to your internet bit is unflappable, and i commend you. 

I think you guys have a wonderful strategy of loading up on offensive lineman who are 320+ pounds with a 5.9 forty in high school. I commend the outside-the-box thinking and wish you well in your future endeavors.

By the way, sushi undersold his lack of mobility. It's not just 5:06, the guy gets beaten badly and just grabs his opponent frequently in his film. Take a look at 3:30 in this film. Good news for him and you is that holding gets called less and less every year. If you watch Robinson's senior film and don't sense potential mobility issues then I have no idea what you were watching.

[sushihorn 3233]

23 minutes ago, bizzle said:

your commitment to your internet bit is unflappable, and i commend you. 

I welcome any rebuttal of the points I made that you'd care to offer.

[randygilman 643]

I for one enjoy Sushi's hard steer into "SEC is just fatball save two teams," but it is the subject of a lot of the posts of his I see. 

[sushihorn 3233]

12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I realize that you people tend to get really, really caught up with rankings, whether you're citing them like the Bible or dismissing them as charlatanism to serve your current agenda, but lets not pretend Robinson's ranking is all that great. Mid to high 3 stars very often end up being JAGS. 

And OL is THE toughest position to evaluate and the place where rating systems miss mostly often and by the biggest margins.  Robinson has 3 of the classic red flags for a bust at OL: heavy feet, poor balance and inability to block smaller players in space.

Edited February 7, 2019 by sushihorn

[Scholz 11955]

13 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I have no idea what you were watching.

The kid's name on the aggy commitment list is all

[Elmer_Fudd 22312]

1 hour ago, sushihorn said:

Slow day today so I watched half of Robinson's senior video.  He's exactly the kind of guy that recruiting services overrate.  He's huge and uses that size to push smaller defenders around at the LOS.  His slow feet don't prevent him from mashing a HS DL lined up directly over him.  It looks impressive when the guy is 100 lbs lighter and gets driven 5-6 off the ball.  It's what you DON'T see that matters.  There is only 1 highlight of Robinson locating and driving a LB flowing to the ball and nothing WRT 3rd level defenders.

But the worst part was poor balance and technique in pass blocking.  Robinson repeatedly gets his weight too far forward and falls down about half the time.  Since these are highlight, they only show the ones where he took the defender down with him.  But it's pretty obvious there were others not seen where he missed and left the DL a clear path to the QB.  In fact if you look at 5:06 that's exactly what happens when the DE beats him inside and Robinson just grabs him and throws him down.

So good: big, strong, solid HS run blocker.  Bad: slow, poor balance, bad pass protector, little ability to operate in space.  Looks like JAG to me.

You could watch 3 of the 4 2020 aggy OL commits ( minus Akinola) and pretty much write the same thing.

[Scholz 11955]

6 minutes ago, randygilman said:

SEC is just fatball save two teams 

Fatball.  I like it.  I'm going to use this.

[rickyspub 801]

36 minutes ago, bizzle said:

your commitment to your internet bit is unflappable, and i commend you. 

This from the guy whose latest bit was claiming no internet in Vancouver! Bravo, bizzle, bravo!

[Tex Pete 20429]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

22:00-25:30 Looch and Brauninger still belly aching and conspiracy theorizing so hard against Texas' 247's rankings, says WE'RE the ones that are celebrating a moral victory over UGA when aggy beat the team that beat Georgia by 3 touchdowns(?!?!) 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0111808-kahk.mp3

Well, they’ve practiced being prolific losers for their entire history. 

[texaslong 678]

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

You could watch 3 of the 4 2020 aggy OL commits ( minus Akinola) and pretty much write the same thing.

Doesn’t matter, cause they got Fuck’n Jimbo. 

Edited February 7, 2019 by texaslong

[bizzle 1153]

47 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

I welcome any rebuttal of the points I made that you'd care to offer.

he's going to be playing center or guard at the next level. you are correct he does not have elite feet. i think he compares favorably to erik mccoy at this stage, albeit a bit stiffer. 

58 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I realize that you people tend to get really, really caught up with rankings, whether you're citing them like the Bible or dismissing them as charlatanism to serve your current agenda, but lets not pretend Robinson's ranking is all that great. Mid to high 3 stars very often end up being JAGS. 

 . . . thats the joke . . . 

and i fear you've confused me for someone that cares about rankings. going back to hornfans a decade ago, i always enjoyed looking at the film of these guys and trying to figure out who offered and why, and what these guys potential ceilings are. 

i fear most of the people who did the same have been driven away, but i - always a glutton for punishment and animal husbandry - remain steadfast.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20469]

2 hours ago, sushihorn said:

Slow day today so I watched half of Robinson's senior video.  He's exactly the kind of guy that recruiting services overrate.  He's huge and uses that size to push smaller defenders around at the LOS.  His slow feet don't prevent him from mashing a HS DL lined up directly over him.  It looks impressive when the guy is 100 lbs lighter and gets driven 5-6 off the ball.  It's what you DON'T see that matters.  There is only 1 highlight of Robinson locating and driving a LB flowing to the ball and nothing WRT 3rd level defenders.

But the worst part was poor balance and technique in pass blocking.  Robinson repeatedly gets his weight too far forward and falls down about half the time.  Since these are highlight, they only show the ones where he took the defender down with him.  But it's pretty obvious there were others not seen where he missed and left the DL a clear path to the QB.  In fact if you look at 5:06 that's exactly what happens when the DE beats him inside and Robinson just grabs him and throws him down.

So good: big, strong, solid HS run blocker.  Bad: slow, poor balance, bad pass protector, little ability to operate in space.  Looks like JAG to me.

 

He's stiff. No hip flex. I heard it's because of the steel rods he had inserted into his back after the accident a few years ago. 

[sushihorn 3233]

10 minutes ago, bizzle said:

he's going to be playing center or guard at the next level. you are correct he does not have elite feet. i think he compares favorably to erik mccoy at this stage, albeit a bit stiffer.

I'm glad you're up for a serious discussion.  The stiffness is potentially a major issue.  Check the pad level on Robinson's run blocking.  His weight is very high and he basically pushes DL into the ground on a lot of plays by dropping his weight on them.  It could be this is just poor technique which can be resolved through better coaching.  But with other indicators out there it seems more likely he isn't very flexible and can't get much drive with his pad level down.  That would be a serious liability in an interior lineman.  Also the lack of ability in space is a big issue for an OG if his team pulls linemen at all or when blocking for screen passes.

Edited February 7, 2019 by sushihorn

[Nivek 16963]

I don't think they understand the concept of actual victories vs moral victories. 

How could they?

[Steel Shank 9430]

Do you think Candi gets extra excited during the recruiting cycle, wondering who the next new players might be?

[Nivek 16963]

Do you think Candi gets extra excited during the recruiting cycle, wondering who the next new players might be?

Both?

[Shaddie 1651]

1 hour ago, rickyspub said:

This from the guy whose latest bit was claiming no internet in Vancouver! Bravo, bizzle, bravo!

Just to let everybody know that on my taxi ride from airport that taxi driver told me they just got full time internet here. 

City leaders are discussing the possibility of a holiday and a parade to celebrate here in Vancouver. 

[Caddox 952]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Still trying to be an accountant? Because being a pathological liar seems like a disqualifying attribute in that profession.

No clue. Like many sociopaths, he made a good first impression and it unraveled quickly from there. The company ended it abruptly but on good terms so they wouldn’t draw any attention towards the situation. No one wants to be the group that accidentally hired Figurelli.

[SHOOTER12 8819]

5 hours ago, Caddox said:

Speaking of Figurelli, he got hired at my buddy’s company using his new persona. Highly sought after gig I’d imagine.

He lasted only a few weeks after he had acted so strangely and lied about so many random things that people in the company started to look into him. They found out about his name change, followed the internet bread crumbs, and canned him immediately. Dumbass legitimately seems to possess some necessary intelligence and works hard, and his radical aggyness has ruined his professional life and general reputation. 

Some lies I remember were about his grades in grad school and the time in which he ran marathons. There was a frequent marathon runner around when he was bragging about his times and knew they were like Olympian level and the suspicion grew from there.

But, but huge aggy network of biznismen?