Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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And at some schools, students are helping to foot the bills

<cough> aggy <cough>

[Neonmoon 38129]

Sumlin recruiting trips to Napa Valley ain’t free last year.

[Sejjr 3246]

That graph will be a vertical line next year.

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Hamm

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10 hours ago, PHLaggie said:

^ pretty much confirms that Jimbo and staff had decided this was going to be their last season at FSU and were in the "kiss my ass" mode. 

Actually the player development at FSU started sliding after their NC season. Jimbo had a mass exodus of coaches in 2012 because he's perceived as a micromanaging dick. He hit the lottery with a once in a generation player in Winston. 

The player development at FSU has been sliding for a while and it wasn't "kiss my ass" mode. None of the staff, with the exception of maybe Graham and Brewster, knew Jimbo was leaving. Hell, the dude even tried to stay when he found out his family wouldn't leave. He overplayed his hand with the admin and they told him to go pound sand. His terrible treatment of people in Tallahassee left him with zero supporters in their athletic dept.

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48 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

Actually the player development at FSU started sliding after their NC season. Jimbo had a mass exodus of coaches in 2012 because he's perceived as a micromanaging dick. He hit the lottery with a once in a generation player in Winston.

Mack Brown played for FSU. Maybe Jimbo was following the great man's coaching path.

[Leanderman 2275]

"Private jets, chartered cars, visits to fancy restaurants. "

I would not be impressed by Dixie Chicken.

[Longhornfrenzy 5675]

A&M offer has 4-star WR Smith considering slowing process down

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(Photo: Chris Trevino, 247Sports)

 

Scottsdale (Ariz.) Notre Dame wide receiver Jake Smith is a serious playmaker with the ball in his hands. As a junior, the 6-foot-1, 189-pound four-star prospect became the first player in the state since former Texas A&M wide receiver Christian Kirk to have 1,000 yards both rushing and receiving.

 

Smith now has something else in common with Kirk as the Aggies recently offered him. This week, Tim Brewster made the trip out to Arizona to see Smith in person.

 

"He came out to visit me [Monday]," Smith said. "He came to my school and then came to my lacrosse practice for a little bit. He told me he had come out to just see me."

 

It was only recently that Smith was offered by the Aggies but he has become a priority recruit for them.

 

"Kevin Sumlin followed on Twitter when he was the head coach at A&M. I thought they might offer me but then he got fired, obviously," Smith said. "Nothing happened for a few months but I was still following some of their recruiting support guys.

 

"A few weeks ago, one of the recruiting guys told me to give coach Brewster a call. Before I could even do it, coach Brewster texted me and said to give him a call. I called him and he said, 'Hey, I know we're late but we just watched your film and we love it and we want to offer you.' That's just kind of how it happened with them."

 

Smith was close to finishing the recruiting process before the A&M interest and he says the Aggies could make things more difficult on him.

 

"I'm honestly not sure," he said as to if A&M had a legitimate shot with him. "I'm really, really debating on officially visiting there. It's intriguing me a lot. I thought I was close to done but they're intriguing to me so I'm thinking about visiting there. I would say they do have a shot.

 

"They want me to come out on an official. They told me I could come out at any point. They said I could come today if I wanted."

 

As far as officials, Smith has one lined up to a Pac-12 program and will take another to a Lone Star State school, where he also attended the spring game two weekends ago.

 

"Right now I have one official set up to USC in late June," he said. "Other than that, I'm not sure when, but I know I'm going to take one to the University of Texas. But, other than that, unless I schedule A&M, I don't have any others right now."

 

Smith says he grew up 'idolizing' Kirk as the former five-star prospect was the Arizona Gatorade Player of the Year in the class of 2015.

 

"I haven't met him but I grew up watching him. He was my idol," Smith said. "He actually tweeted at me once so that was pretty cool for me. He watched our state championship and shouted me out and said, 'Hey, this kid's the real deal,' so that was really cool for me. He's kind of who I wanted to be and who I wanted my game to be like. I wanted to be like Christian Kirk."

 

Smith caught 33 passes for 1,055 yards and 15 touchdowns as a junior, averaging over 30 yards per reception. He also ran for 1,135 yards and 11 more scores, averaging close to 10 yards per carry. As a returner, he brought back both a kickoff and a punt for touchdowns

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credit to longhornfrenzy

this bitch is cray

 

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Edited May 2, 2018 by theaveragejon

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

There goes herman following jimbo again on the trail. 

And further confirmation of the ‘get em on campus ASAP and pressure pressure pressure until they commit, then tell them to cancel all other visits’ strategy. 

Edited May 2, 2018 by Pato del Muerto

[Noah Fence 480]

Karen doesn't like Herman because he kicked Jimbo's ass in a bowl game.  Poor crazy bitch.

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2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

A&M offer has 4-star WR Smith considering slowing process down

• Brian Perroni - 26 minutes ago
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(Photo: Chris Trevino, 247Sports)

 

Scottsdale (Ariz.) Notre Dame wide receiver Jake Smith is a serious playmaker with the ball in his hands. As a junior, the 6-foot-1, 189-pound four-star prospect became the first player in the state since former Texas A&M wide receiver Christian Kirk to have 1,000 yards both rushing and receiving.

 

Smith now has something else in common with Kirk as the Aggies recently offered him. This week, Tim Brewster made the trip out to Arizona to see Smith in person.

 

"He came out to visit me [Monday]," Smith said. "He came to my school and then came to my lacrosse practice for a little bit. He told me he had come out to just see me."

 

It was only recently that Smith was offered by the Aggies but he has become a priority recruit for them.

 

"Kevin Sumlin followed on Twitter when he was the head coach at A&M. I thought they might offer me but then he got fired, obviously," Smith said. "Nothing happened for a few months but I was still following some of their recruiting support guys.

 

"A few weeks ago, one of the recruiting guys told me to give coach Brewster a call. Before I could even do it, coach Brewster texted me and said to give him a call. I called him and he said, 'Hey, I know we're late but we just watched your film and we love it and we want to offer you.' That's just kind of how it happened with them."

 

Smith was close to finishing the recruiting process before the A&M interest and he says the Aggies could make things more difficult on him.

 

"I'm honestly not sure," he said as to if A&M had a legitimate shot with him. "I'm really, really debating on officially visiting there. It's intriguing me a lot. I thought I was close to done but they're intriguing to me so I'm thinking about visiting there. I would say they do have a shot.

 

"They want me to come out on an official. They told me I could come out at any point. They said I could come today if I wanted."

 

As far as officials, Smith has one lined up to a Pac-12 program and will take another to a Lone Star State school, where he also attended the spring game two weekends ago.

 

"Right now I have one official set up to USC in late June," he said. "Other than that, I'm not sure when, but I know I'm going to take one to the University of Texas. But, other than that, unless I schedule A&M, I don't have any others right now."

 

Smith says he grew up 'idolizing' Kirk as the former five-star prospect was the Arizona Gatorade Player of the Year in the class of 2015.

 

"I haven't met him but I grew up watching him. He was my idol," Smith said. "He actually tweeted at me once so that was pretty cool for me. He watched our state championship and shouted me out and said, 'Hey, this kid's the real deal,' so that was really cool for me. He's kind of who I wanted to be and who I wanted my game to be like. I wanted to be like Christian Kirk."

 

Smith caught 33 passes for 1,055 yards and 15 touchdowns as a junior, averaging over 30 yards per reception. He also ran for 1,135 yards and 11 more scores, averaging close to 10 yards per carry. As a returner, he brought back both a kickoff and a punt for touchdowns

How fucking desperate does that sound for the sheep queers? "Please come visit us today. Please!!!" Retards.

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1 hour ago, Noah Fence said:

Karen doesn't like Herman because he kicked Jimbo's ass in a bowl game.  Poor crazy bitch.

I'm sure she's not only a stalker, but also a pathological liar who tweets at recruits.

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2 hours ago, Noah Fence said:

Karen doesn't like Herman because he kicked Jimbo's ass in a bowl game.  Poor crazy bitch.

He whipped Jimbo's ass with a fraction of the talent Jimbo had too

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52 offers for LBs?  I didn’t realize there were so many SEC SEC SEC ready high school linebackers.

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1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

52 offers for LBs?  I didn’t realize there were so many SEC SEC SEC ready high school linebackers.

That's MNC experience level power scouring like nobody's ever seen before, my friends. Jimbo recruits nationally.

[Leanderman 2275]

"52 offers for LBs?  I didn’t realize there were so many SEC SEC SEC ready high school linebackers. "

 

The forearms, no mention of forearms.

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4 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I'm sure she's not only a stalker, but also a pathological liar who tweets at recruits.

You want to know why Gunnell isn't going there? "Play Misty for me, Grant."

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7 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

A&M offer has 4-star WR Smith considering slowing process down

• Brian Perroni - 26 minutes ago
• VIP
• 4

•  
•  
•  
•  

 

(Photo: Chris Trevino, 247Sports)

 

Scottsdale (Ariz.) Notre Dame wide receiver Jake Smith is a serious playmaker with the ball in his hands. As a junior, the 6-foot-1, 189-pound four-star prospect became the first player in the state since former Texas A&M wide receiver Christian Kirk to have 1,000 yards both rushing and receiving.

 

Smith now has something else in common with Kirk as the Aggies recently offered him. This week, Tim Brewster made the trip out to Arizona to see Smith in person.

 

"He came out to visit me [Monday]," Smith said. "He came to my school and then came to my lacrosse practice for a little bit. He told me he had come out to just see me."

 

It was only recently that Smith was offered by the Aggies but he has become a priority recruit for them.

 

"Kevin Sumlin followed on Twitter when he was the head coach at A&M. I thought they might offer me but then he got fired, obviously," Smith said. "Nothing happened for a few months but I was still following some of their recruiting support guys.

 

"A few weeks ago, one of the recruiting guys told me to give coach Brewster a call. Before I could even do it, coach Brewster texted me and said to give him a call. I called him and he said, 'Hey, I know we're late and Theo Wease and Arjei Henderson cucked us....but we just watched your film and we love it and we want to offer you.' That's just kind of how it happened with them."

 

Smith was close to finishing the recruiting process before the A&M interest and he says the Aggies could make things more difficult on him.

 

"I'm honestly not sure," he said as to if A&M had a legitimate shot with him. "I'm really, really debating on officially visiting there. It's intriguing me a lot. I thought I was close to done but they're intriguing to me so I'm thinking about visiting there. I would say they do have a shot.

 

"They want me to come out on an official. They told me I could come out at any point. They said I could come today if I wanted."

 

As far as officials, Smith has one lined up to a Pac-12 program and will take another to a Lone Star State school, where he also attended the spring game two weekends ago.

 

"Right now I have one official set up to USC in late June," he said. "Other than that, I'm not sure when, but I know I'm going to take one to the University of Texas. But, other than that, unless I schedule A&M, I don't have any others right now."

 

Smith says he grew up 'idolizing' Kirk as the former five-star prospect was the Arizona Gatorade Player of the Year in the class of 2015.

 

"I haven't met him but I grew up watching him. He was my idol," Smith said. "He actually tweeted at me once so that was pretty cool for me. He watched our state championship and shouted me out and said, 'Hey, this kid's the real deal,' so that was really cool for me. He's kind of who I wanted to be and who I wanted my game to be like. I wanted to be like Christian Kirk."

 

Smith caught 33 passes for 1,055 yards and 15 touchdowns as a junior, averaging over 30 yards per reception. He also ran for 1,135 yards and 11 more scores, averaging close to 10 yards per carry. As a returner, he brought back both a kickoff and a punt for touchdowns

 

[texasstrong12 4668]

SIAP but Nick Harvey ended up at South Carolina. 

It's going to be funny when he beats A&M this year. 

[texifornia 56868]

Aggy247 is convinced "Brewster is personally recruiting this kid like Leal. It's already over."

Rollercoaster is going higher. 

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[Bevo14 8303]

haha what a bunch of dorks

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6 hours ago, cafe society said:

You want to know why Gunnell isn't going there? "Play Misty for me, Grant."

I picture her as a cross between the old lady from there' ssomething about Mary, and Kathy Bates from Misery. Just fat, wrinkles, and up Vic's alley. 

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

Didn’t loochi just tell those jello heads that the staff is beyond tu?  And now they’re convinced brew is picking head to heads with us just to take players we want?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

Those fuckers honestly believe they still run shit, when in fact the only thing they've run is a sheep gang bang. The coaster fall will be much more epic this year. 

[Scholz 11938]

The Brewmeister? JFC

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9 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

52 offers for LBs?  I didn’t realize there were so many SEC SEC SEC ready high school linebackers.

I assume they all have a pulse?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

It's clear they're going to be winning national titles until the year 3039, so why even bother? 

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[EverywhereMan 50]

Stealing the philadelphia eagles font, small a&m symbol, BIG highlight on their $75MM man JIMBO... and no SECSECSEC logo? I guess they're putting their money where their money is...

[Enchubben 5510]

did they photoshop the ATM on his hat and jacket?  Looks like it was an FSU photo that was updated to show aggy.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

He looks like a bum coming off a three day bender.

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11 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

He looks like a bum coming off a three day bender.

So could be old or current photo

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17 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

did they photoshop the ATM on his hat and jacket?  Looks like it was an FSU photo that was updated to show aggy.

You can tell the jacket is photoshopped because Fisher has never worn a shirt under his aggy windbreaker.

[Chips O'Toole 1322]

I think Billy Bob Thornton would actually be a great hire for them.

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2 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

I think Billy Bob Thornton would actually be a great hire for them.

If he coaches like buttermaker, he should be given a job somewhere immediately. 

[Katfid54 8620]

2 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

I think Billy Bob Thornton would actually be a great hire for them.

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Surprised not to see an SEC logo.

[Leanderman 2275]

Should have called it "Cuck Camp 2018".

[RomaVicta 29902]

Aggies are creaming their panties everywhere.

My God, Jimbo knows how to play these rubes.

[Neonmoon 38129]

When they turn on him, and they will...it will be glorious. 

He will get chippy with players

 

He will get chippy with fans

(I was going to link the video where he yells at FSU fans, but apparently it has been scrubbed from the internet. I wonder how much that cost him)

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

Jimbo’s dedicated. Still wearing the shades from his eye appointment and corching them up!

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[mr. sunshine 2824]

Hello aggy, meet self awareness.  Self awareness, this is aggy.  I thought I'd make the introductions because y'all obviously never met before

[George Clooney 378]

Well that was just a little bit racist.

[Scholz 11938]

Just now, George Clooney said:

Well that was just a little bit racist.

I like that BC gets under their skin so badly.  They'll slip up and use the N-word here soon.  It's bubbling right under the surface.  They want to so much.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Holy cow! That dude needs to get laid take his sheep out back! That is some pent up frustration on display there.