Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

[Tex Pete 20443]

15 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Is Karen that batshit crazy stalker from FL that followed Fisher to TX?

I'm thinking "Karen" may be some goober like Daniel Jospeh Figurelli, the racist cuckboy. 

[Orange&White 5537]

Am I the only one that finds all of the cuck and Candi shit ridiculously overplayed and unfunny?

[South Austin 52580]

3 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

Am I the only one that finds all of the cuck and Candi shit ridiculously overplayed and unfunny?

Sounds like something a cuck would say.

Edited May 6, 2018 by South Austin

[South Austin 52580]

Just now, South Austin said:

damn double post

 

Edited May 6, 2018 by South Austin

[happyhookem 224]

At the end of the day, when you adderall up, aggy is still stuck with Jimblo and no way out for the forseeable future. Pooooor aggy.

[Neonmoon 38130]

5 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

Am I the only one that finds all of the cuck and Candi shit ridiculously overplayed and unfunny?

Yes

[GRHorn 105]

 

16 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

Am I the only one that finds all of the cuck and Candi shit ridiculously overplayed and unfunny?

I'm afraid so. I'm sorry about the ex wife cheating on you in the past. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

20 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

At the end of the day, when you adderall up, aggy is still stuck with Jimblo and no way out for the forseeable future. Pooooor aggy.

Thank you for not proof-reading, very nice.

[TtomTerrific 200]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I'm thinking "Karen" may be some goober like Daniel Jospeh Figurelli, the racist cuckboy. 

it's been Taylor Hamm the entire time 

[Machinator 32099]

[Machinator 32099]

[Machinator 32099]

Paul is the famous Daddy98:

[Machinator 32099]

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

I’m beginning to think “Karen” is a teenager using someone else’s pics for the fake profile.

[UDontKnow 10447]

At this point, it's pretty obvious that Karen is none other than the freakin' Hamm. I mean..."she" resides in the Woodlands and is going after EJ.

[Bigbend1812 12927]

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Savage.  Lol.

[HtownHorn 14763]

Karen is gonna bring the lulz to these recruiting proceedings.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Karen is def hamm or racist fig


Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Pro

[golfclap 6903]

that's a long game though - her twitter account is from 2014. No way am I going back to see if she was this fucking stupid and creepy then. maybe DFigs bought an old twitter account -- he was in the buying and selling troll accounts game, wasn't he? 

 

a quick google shows this kind of shit in 2015 though ...  146k tweets and over 9000 photos and videos.😕

 

[rickyspub 801]

I'm going with Jimbo Aggin's son by another father. That 5'9" QB that is definitely the fruit of Candi's loins but probably a seed planted by some Samwise Gamgee or other.

[cafe society 2872]

Two kinds of crazy merging here to form a mutation -  kinda an east Texas version of The Island of Dr. Moreau.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1613]

Can we get Karen a surly account?  Shit would be lit.

[Sejjr 3246]

19 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Can we get Karen a surly account?  Shit would be lit.

Be careful what you wish for.

[texifornia 57080]

Just now, Sejjr said:

Be careful what you wish for.

Seriously. Wait til the rollercoaster starts flying down, surly starts having a schadenfreude party, and she has a psychotic break.

Or at least more of a psychotic break than usual.

[Machinator 32099]

OK, "SMUrf" is actually kinda funny:

 

[UDontKnow 10447]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

OK, "SMUrf" is actually kinda funny:

 

But it's more circumstantial evidence that "Karen" is actually someone else. 

[rickyspub 801]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

But it's more circumstantial evidence that "Karen" is actually someone else. 

I'm changing my answer to Gargamel.

[cafe society 2872]

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

But it's more circumstantial evidence that "Karen" is actually someone else. 

Yeah, that's gotta be Hamm.

[UDontKnow 10447]

2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Yeah, that's gotta be Hamm.

The same Hamm who will never accept that he is the true Smurf. There can only be one Smurf and that is Hamm. Hamm the Toilet Smurf.

[Pato del Muerto 52572]

Yup. Why would Karen care so much about tom herman and EJ Holland already?

[cafe society 2872]

And how would she be in the know about SMU and Sir Smurfalot?  This is a grudge match (read: cat fight). 

Edited May 6, 2018 by cafe society

[Quasimofo 406]

They threw a party because some crazy guy tore down a fence. They'll damn sure adopt a female, 90 years old or not. She'll have some puff painted overalls covering her Depends, and she'll be sawing away with the rest of them after another ran out of time.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

She will start calling Finebaum's show and will be the aggy version of "Phyllis" the Bama homer.  

Edited May 6, 2018 by lemonandaturd

[LW Goatman 1125]

22 minutes ago, Quasimofo said:

They threw a party because some crazy guy tore down a fence. They'll damn sure adopt a female, 90 years old or not. She'll have some puff painted overalls covering her Depends, and she'll be sawing away with the rest of them after another ran out of time.

They streamed the bbq party on texags  and its about what you would expect. I found one clip and will let the video speak for itself.

 

Aggy bbq

Edited May 6, 2018 by LW Goatman
Edited

[Machinator 32099]

[Machinator 32099]

[Reese Bennett 3615]

Man, that's HS.

HS only counts until you get that acceptance letter from a college or start a job. Whether you are a stud or a regular student or a maintenance guy, nobody cares about HS after HS. (Vince HS film excepted.)

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

1 hour ago, cafe society said:

And how would she be in the know about SMU and Sir Smurfalot?  This is a grudge match (read: cat fight). 

She knew way too much about both state of Texas recruiting history and Tom Herman to be who she claims to be. Now we can add $9.95er spats to that list.

Edited May 6, 2018 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1613]

Leon O’Neal is also categorically dumb so there’s that.

[Machinator 32099]

nvm, posted below

Edited May 6, 2018 by Machinator

[Machinator 32099]

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

sausage ag with the self pown.  What's the big deal, 'I've seen our players on 6th and at ACL several times.'

Meanwhile we're all, finally a staff that sells Austin instead relying on Austin to sell itself.

Edited May 6, 2018 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[Machinator 32099]

[Leanderman 2276]

Can't wait for the gomers to drive off Leal when their posts get seen by him.

[Pato del Muerto 52572]

Yeah, nobody from Texas ever gets drafted or has success in the nfl. 

These guys also seem to forget the records of the two teams last season, or believe that their schedule was much tougher than ours. 

[BigBenBamboozle 1957]

We all routinely drive an hour and a half after a night on 6th St, right?  Those dipshits. 

Love Herman pimping our fair city. 

[BigHorn'13 3386]

aggy logic at its finest

[ousux 5601]

We all routinely drive an hour and a half after a night on 6th St, right?  Those dipshits. 
Love Herman pimping our fair city. 

Driving back and forth is always a good idea when there's more alcohol than blood flowing through your veins..

[Scholz 11956]

Oh I understand now. “College town” is aggy parlance for shitty cow town.

Hey, sausageag, so it’s a good selling point to aggy recruits that they only have to drive close to 2 hrs for things that interest them? Regard.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Oh I understand now. “College town” is aggy parlance for shitty cow town.

Hey, sausageag, so it’s a good selling point to aggy recruits that they only have to drive close to 2 hrs for things that interest them? Regard.

They used to have to drive to LaGrange and pay to get laid.