Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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[Longhornfrenzy 5629]

Perroni with an update

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[Quasimofo 406]

aggy recruiting, ladies and gentlemen. The college football version of Harvey Weinstein.

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Apparently we gave Shepherd's girlfriend a full scholarship? Where do they get this shit from?

[Quasimofo 406]

By that silly ass logic, explain Leal

[Butch Had Not 2946]

23 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Perroni with an update

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 Well there is your hard hitting investigative journalism. 

 

Love also how they crap on EJ as if he is a homer for us when we all know he rather be working elsewhere. 

Edited June 8, 2018 by Butch Had Not

[Pato del Muerto 52397]

I hope some aggy accuses us of giving his gf a scholarship to land him on some social media space that he would read. 

[TexasToast 728]

But, but, the station is going to be lit this weekend.  The picnic, the games, the event of the year! 

 

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Looks like Perroni, et. al pissed off Shepherd.

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

That's just outstanding.

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Looks like he deleted both tweets. Here's one:

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Somebody needs to mock up some burnt orange Houston Community College Athletics gear.

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The earlier one:

[Goodman 3273]

This could easily be EJ, I hope its Perroni or the dude that is in elko's corner.

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Just now, Goodman said:

dude that is in elko's corner

Wiltfong? Nah, he's got bigger fish to fry than where a single OT prospect may or may not be visiting tomorrow.

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[Longhornfrenzy 5629]

2 minutes ago, Goodman said:

This could easily be EJ, I hope its Perroni or the dude that is in elko's corner.

EJ is at a camp.

Perroni & Hamm have both called him multiple times today

[Goodman 3273]

I see a lot of dads/uncles taking their sons/nephews to bcs for uov's. I bet buzbee is funding her and showing her around town...

[Radical Larry 28533]

That tweet reads like it belongs in the "Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do" thread. 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

21 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

This is not going to end well for aggy. 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Who is she?  

[Longhornfrenzy 5629]

Who is she?  

New recruiting coordinator

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8 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Who is she?  

Their Bryan Carrington.

[The University 851]

 

39 minutes ago, Machinator said:

so uh...u need any help with that? /tpittman

Edited June 9, 2018 by The University

[Ricky Butler 2667]

Their facilities look like a very nice airport terminal.

[Quasimofo 406]

She fixes the cable?

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

4 minutes ago, Quasimofo said:

She fixes the cable?

My first thought was has anyone gone BBC lover for their recruiting director before now?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Those stairs look like a roller coaster track.  

[Chopper 17187]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Is that a giant dildo replica she's posing inside of? Seems appropriate on at least 3 levels.  

[UDontKnow 10439]

23 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

My first thought was has anyone gone BBC lover for their recruiting director before now?

Baylor tried that line of recruiting. "Son, do you like white girls?" I forgot which one of their disreputable assistants said that to which recruit.

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Just now, UDontKnow said:

Baylor tried that line of recruiting. "Son, do you like white girls?" I forgot which one of their disreputable assistants said that to which recruit.

Baby Briles

[MonkeyDoughnut 10185]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

The recruit Moms are going to "love" her. This will end as exactly as we know it will.

[SydneyCarton 47936]

I still find her presence at aTm highly fucking bizarre. She is born 20 miles or some shit from tuscaloosa, and ends up going to bama. Shes called home after working at colorado st. She works for Alabama for 1 year, then she “retires.” A few months later she is in college station. 

 

Wake me up when Michael Huff leaves his job here to take a position at Baylor. Perfectly normal. 

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[rickyspub 801]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I still find her presence at aTm highly fucking bizarre. She is born 20 miles or some shit from tuscaloosa, and ends up going to bama. Shes called home after working at colorado st. She works for Alabama for 1 year, then she “retires.” A few months later she is in college station. 

 

Wake me up when Michael Huff leaves his job here to take a position at Baylor. Perfectly normal. 

She's like the burner phone of bagmen.

Either that or she saw the giant phallic symbol in the aggy lobby and couldn't say no. 

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

6 hours ago, Goodman said:

This could easily be EJ, I hope its Perroni or the dude that is in elko's corner.

Really bud? You have Hamm and Pepperoni dying to get info on if he is visiting aggy today, so you assume it is the guy that covers Texas? 

[Lonestar88 4607]

9 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Baylor tried that line of recruiting. "Son, do you like white girls?" I forgot which one of their disreputable assistants said that to which recruit.

 

9 hours ago, Machinator said:

Baby Briles

To QB Shawn Robinson if I recall correctly. Wrong kid to do that to, Robinson is a pretty clean cut kid, Baylor was out of that recruitment right then and there.

[happyhookem 224]

14 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

She also has the honor of immediately becoming the best looking wench at that shithole.

[williemackgarza 1826]

This will not end well for aggy.
Aggy AD- Is she even qualified?
Jimbo- look at them long legs son, shes over qualified


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did anyone see the QB's Throwing thread? imart's reply is peak fucking aggy. 

Hamm Lite glossing on how great the 12019 QB recruiting is going ::

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QBs throwing at A&M

Shae Suiaunoa was there on Thursday morning. Zach Calzada and Nate Martens threw this afternoon. Graham Mertz is at Wisconsin on his official.

From talking to people about him, next weekend will be a lot more telling. He’s currently scheduled to visit Madison again unofficially but if he shows up to another school, no matter where that is, that is one to watch for

 

I love the bolded sentence BTW 

imart your favorite aggy inside with the reply ::

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We have gone from promising unproven QBs starting jobs to land them to making Elite 11 QBs travel, on their own dime, across the country to audition for us.

We have gone from offering 33 Linebackers in two full recruiting cycles to offering 33 Linebackers in one class in the June before their senior year - the highest rated of which have all, at least once, paid for their own travel to meet with our staff.

We have gone from a HC being carried through a hotel lobby because he was too drunk to stand to a HC who has already exceeded, in recruiting hours, the prior HC's recruiting hour log for an entire year.

This is becoming a real football program. The Aggies have not seen anything like this in many, many decades.

 

 

Now you can knock Rumlin for a lot of things but QB recruiting? (I'm not talking about the way they were handled)

POWER. FUCKING. MOVES. 

[texifornia 56595]

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We have gone from offering 33 Linebackers in two full recruiting cycles to offering 33 Linebackers in one class in the June before their senior year - the highest rated of which have all, at least once, paid for their own travel to meet with our staff.

 

He knows that having to work that far down your priority board is a bad thing, right?

[RomaVicta 29847]

Everybody auditioning to be an Aggie. People finally know what a wonderful thing it is to be an Aggie. People can't stay away from College Station. 

They like us. They really like us!

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[PNWhornsfan 391]

$plash the ca$h weekend at ATM!  How many commits will they get this weekend from all of the extra BBQ sauce...or I guess since it's a picnic, the extra lettuce on their sandwiches?

 

[billfromlaketravis 11383]

15 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Wood. 

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[Cairn Horn88 8243]

14 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I still find her presence at aTm highly fucking bizarre. She is born 20 miles or some shit from tuscaloosa, and ends up going to bama. Shes called home after working at colorado st. She works for Alabama for 1 year, then she “retires.” A few months later she is in college station. 

 

Wake me up when Michael Huff leaves his job here to take a position at Baylor. Perfectly normal. 

aggy loves bama rejects....if they were connected to bama, then they must be a great addition and upgrade to their program.  whoop.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

He knows that having to work that far down your priority board is a bad thing, right?

No. No they do not.

Also, those two “Elite 11” QBs they have throwing for them have a combined total of 11 P5 offers. Lulz. 

[Cairn Horn88 8243]

58 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Everybody auditioning to be an Aggie. People finally know what a wonderful thing it is to be an Aggie. People can't stay away from College Station. 

They like us. They really like us!

Well, as we all know, the place is "lit"!  Like moths to a flame.