Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

[Sejjr 3,246]

It is really incredible that the aggy coattail riding extends to the level of a position coach taking credit for recruiting (not actually coaching) the historical GOAT from their despised “rival.”  That shit is truly peak aggy. 

Edited June 19, 2018 by Sejjr

[RomaVicta 29,971]

18 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

It is really incredible that the aggy coattail riding extends to the level of a position coach taking credit for recruiting the historical GOAT from their despised “rival.”  That shit is truly peak aggy. 

To be fair, it's an improvement over finished fourth in various track meets.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,403]

10 hours ago, Quasimofo said:

No. 2 IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY!

The other day it was "One of the few coaches in THE WORLD with a natty" . 

[Katfid54 8,635]

18 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

The other day it was "One of the few coaches in THE WORLD with a natty" . 

 

[Katfid54 8,635]

19 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

The other day it was "One of the few coaches in THE WORLD with a natty" . 

[Katfid54 8,635]

20 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

The other day it was "One of the few coaches in THE WORLD with a natty" . 

[Katfid54 8,635]

20 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

The other day it was "One of the few coaches in THE WORLD with a natty" . 

[Katfid54 8,635]

21 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

The other day it was "One of the few coaches in THE WORLD with a natty" . 

[Katfid54 8,635]

There are a lot of other options available, once they inevitably fire Jimbo.

[Orange&White 5,528]

Do the aggies have a single $9.95er that is not a mega fanboi of the team?

No wonder those rubes get so confused on signing day about how bad their classes finish out.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

I read a really fun thread where aggy was running numbers how they could finish with the number 2-3 class and who they would need to land, and most realizing it was impossible and most likely finishing anywhere from 4-8,  and mainly because they have a lot of 3 stars,  then the "i'll trust the staff's evaluations" arguments started popping up. 

It was glorious. 

[Radical Larry 28,660]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I read a really fun thread where aggy was running numbers how they could finish with the number 2-3 class and who they would need to land, and most realizing it was impossible and most likely finishing anywhere from 4-8,  and mainly because they have a lot of 3 stars,  then the "i'll trust the staff's evaluations" arguments started popping up. 

It was glorious. 

That's what the best in the business call "Real. Recruiting". 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,313]

13 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I read a really fun thread where aggy was running numbers how they could finish with the number 2-3 class and who they would need to land, and most realizing it was impossible and most likely finishing anywhere from 4-8,  and mainly because they have a lot of 3 stars,  then the "i'll trust the staff's evaluations" arguments started popping up. 

It was glorious. 

Yeah I read that.  Also saw a lot of talk how a lot of those 3 stars should be bumped to 4 stars.

[Orange&White 5,528]

The first thing the staff did when they arrived was promise a 1-2 ranked class and they can't deliver it. So sure, go ahead and trust them.

[Fud 9,552]

1 minute ago, Orange^White said:

The first thing the staff did when they arrived was promise a 1-2 ranked class and they can't deliver it. So sure, go ahead and trust them.

Clear lee Jimbo meant top 1-2 ranked class in the state of Texas 

[Leanderman 2,276]

Stupid sips it is a BOMC to rank these recruits this low. Everyone is at least a four star and rising. Just trust the coaches, their diamonds in the rough will soon shine through. We have measured forearms and are on the right track to begin order our National Championship Rings for the year 2257.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,481]

On 6/17/2018 at 7:58 PM, RomaVicta said:

 

I wrote earlier that I was impressed with Layden from his film and he's not a wasted scholarship by any means. The sadness/pathos above is more about the Aggie reporters than anything else.

 

 

 

I'm sure that Layden is a fine young man and I congratulate him on his free ride, but his other offers were from the likes of Alcorn State, Northwestern State, UT San Antonio, Howard, Kansas, UTEP, some Louisiana directional schools ..... and Nebraska.

[RomaVicta 29,971]

12 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

 

I'm sure that Layden is a fine young man and I congratulate him on his free ride, but his other offers were from the likes of Alcorn State, Northwestern State, UT San Antonio, Howard, Kansas, UTEP, some Louisiana directional schools ..... and Nebraska.

I know. The earlier discussion about him ended in a consensus that he's the kind of player many schools would take later in the year with the potential to be a solid if unspectacular player. I concurred with that and think that qualifies as "not a wasted scholarship."

[RomaVicta 29,971]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

I read a really fun thread where aggy was running numbers how they could finish with the number 2-3 class and who they would need to land, and most realizing it was impossible and most likely finishing anywhere from 4-8,  and mainly because they have a lot of 3 stars,  then the "i'll trust the staff's evaluations" arguments started popping up. 

It was glorious. 

Other coaches, including Saban and Meyer, use Jimbo as a bird dog because he and his staff will not be outworked. All of the college coaches in the entire world breathlessly await to see who Fisher offers and generally follow suit. If they don't, its' because they know they have no chance against what A&M offers or their too dumb to recognize the sleeping giant hidden diamond baller's abilities.

Real recruiting. Were going to the Super Bowl.

 

Edited June 19, 2018 by RomaVicta

[Cairn Horn88 8,280]

Ya know, with $75M, jimbo can just buy his #2 recruiting class, all by himself. 

[Teamdirtyleg 1,060]

3 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

The other day it was "One of the few coaches in THE WORLD with a natty" . 

When the Longhorn CWS game was lightning delayed Sunday, I saw a little bit of that goober, Marty Smith, interview various coaches in contrived situations.  He and Jimbo were horseback riding and they showed some graphic about how few CURRENT coaches there are with National Championship wins as head coaches.  That is what they are referring to.  But aggy does what aggy does: exaggerate, conflate and mislead.

Edited June 19, 2018 by Teamdirtyleg
dumbassery

[Katfid54 8,635]

18 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Other coaches, including Saban and Meyer, use Jimbo as a bird dog because he and his staff will not be outworked. All of the college coaches in the entire world breathlessly await to see who Fisher offers and generally follow suit. If they don't, its' because they know they have no chance against what A&M offers or their too dumb to recognize the sleeping giant hidden diamond baller's abilities.

Real recruiting. Were going to the Super Bowl.

 

[Scholz 11,956]

JImbo Baggins is the only current HC with a national title to be run out of his previous job?

[Katfid54 8,635]

7 minutes ago, Scholz said:

JImbo Baggins is the only current HC with a national title to be run out of his previous job?

Wrong.

[Teamdirtyleg 1,060]

9 minutes ago, Scholz said:

JImbo Baggins is the only current HC with a national title to be run out of his previous job?

fun fact

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

2 hours ago, Fud said:

Clear lee Jimbo meant top 1-2 ranked class in the state of Texas 

Clear lee.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

13 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

Hey! Malik why go to the school where Vince Young actually played and won a National Title when you can to The Station and have a lit time with the 50 year old man who recuited Young the year you were born.

FIFY

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Wrong.

Welp, there it is.  A decade of aggy dominance is on the way.

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

1 hour ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

fun fact

We are doing "gentle reminders" this week. 

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Did yall see canon calzada!
Wow what an arm.
No way he should be rated so low.
Better than the 5*s


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[Machinator 32,099]

 

[Bevo 13,596]

There are a lot of fairly recent head coaches with national championships who have been run off but I can't think of any currently coaching; Mack Brown, Jim Tressel, Bob Stoops (kind of), Pete Carroll

[Bevo 13,596]

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

"UTSA bagman" That's pretty funny.

[Pato del Muerto 52,571]

I’m surprised that they haven’t gotten around of accusing the sips of paying guys to go to sip satellite schools just so they don’t go to aggy. 

[Machinator 32,099]

On bagmen:

[Machinator 32,099]

The spin on this recruitment could be quite entertaining as time goes on.

[Yama Yak Yachtzi 48]

"Act like you've been there before." 

 

lulz

[Neonmoon 38,130]

We are in recruiting battles with Alabama 

We are paying players now. Just like Alabama 

Eventually we will get invited to visit their national title trophies. 

 

[Bevo14 8,364]

40 minutes ago, Yama Yak Yachtzi said:

"Act like you've been there before." 

 

lulz

act like your great grandaddy has been there before

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

8 hours ago, Orange^White said:

The first thing the staff did when they arrived was promise a 1-2 ranked class and they can't deliver it. So sure, go ahead and trust them.

“All talk” is the aggy way.. ya know, advantage.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,313]

18 commits with 9 three stars and a 2 star kicker.

For comparison, Herman's 1st full class last year had 8 three stars total (1 punter and 1 kicker).

[Bevo14 8,364]

38 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

18 commits with 9 three stars and a 2 star kicker.

For comparison, Herman's 1st full class last year had 8 three stars total (1 punter and 1 kicker).

Jimbo gonna lock up 10 5 stars ya stupid sip

[Neonmoon 38,130]

49 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

18 commits with 9 three stars and a 2 star kicker.

For comparison, Herman's 1st full class last year had 8 three stars total (1 punter and 1 kicker).

Aggy has already determined most will get bumped to a 4 Star 

[Sejjr 3,246]

The Station is recruitin at the same lever as Bama and Georgia, you stupid fucking sips! Time is up on kissy face Herman!! 

 

 

Also, an aggy saying "act like you've been there before" is my new favorite aggy quote. I wonder if that aggy is 90 years old?

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

25 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

The Station is recruitin at the same lever as Bama and Georgia, you stupid fucking sips! Time is up on kissy face Herman!! 

 

 

Also, an aggy saying "act like you've been there before" is my new favorite aggy quote. I wonder if that aggy is 90 years old?

aggy struts like a peacock with every Bama win.  

[rickyspub 801]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Also, an aggy saying "act like you've been there before" is my new favorite aggy quote.

Actually, I believe they say that in fishcamp when they show them all the best glory holes.

[mr. sunshine 2,832]

13 hours ago, Yama Yak Yachtzi said:

"Act like you've been there before." 

Even Daniel Day Lewis couldn’t act like an aggy who had been there before 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

9 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Aggy has already determined most will get bumped to a 4 Star 

They’re paying the recruiting services too? Next thing you know the playoff committee will be voting them in at 7-5.

[Leanderman 2,276]

"They’re paying the recruiting services too? Next thing you know the playoff committee will be voting them in at 7-5. "

Sure why not? After all they are the top $EC Team in the west.

[cafe society 2,872]

Pettycoat Jonestown is "lit"erally Darwin's Waiting Room.