Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

[TankedBevo 2,483]

Just now, Dondrysdale1 said:

no the bullshit is your hypothetical where in he acts like this and chooses Texas. It’s a character thing and a player who tends to act that way does not end up at Texas.

Right.......step off  the horse for a second 

[texifornia 57,003]

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

No, I’d think it was a fucking douchebag move if he committed to Texas too. Don’t fucking project your loose foundation onto the rest of us. 

What he’s doing here is one of the trashiest, shittiest things I’ve seen one of these dickheads do. Fuck him and fuck you too. 

Can one acknowledge that it's obnoxious but also leave open that Jimbo asked him to make it a big win over those Playoff contender perennials? Krazy Karen is barfing all over the aggy boards she's not banned from that this is classic Jimbo.

Young  has been a pretty normal recruitment from the jump - our allegations of Herman Didn't Offer only really land if we (with truth in mind) stay consistent.

Edited July 4, 2018 by texifornia

[Sheep Have Wool 1,053]

10 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

Get recruited relentlessly for two years with its supreme highs and lows and see if you don't want to have fun with it once you've made your decision. I hear nothing but shit talk about not only the Texas 9.95ers but the rest of the recruiting paysites being nothing but goobers and shills and when a recruit finally takes them for a ride he's going to get some shit from some fanbase.  If you think for a second that if he had done the same thing and picked us you wouldn't be peacocking and grandstanding I call bullshit 

There are plenty of kids who do stupid shit with hats and make other efforts to manufacture drama. That's stupid attention whoring bullshit. This is just a shitty thing to do; it's disrespectful to the folks who spent time recruiting him, and it absolutely is reflective of his character.

This seems to me on the same level as a person who makes a scene at a restaurant just to get free shit. Is it a big deal in and of itself? Probably not, but I'm going to think you're a classless shithead, and there's no way I'll want to have you around. 

[Bodacious Bevo 3,584]

God damn. This triggered Surly harder than the aggies or any of the schools in the top 3

[Pato del Muerto 52,526]

It just makes zero sense to announce a top 3 and then a day later choose none of the 3. I think this backfires on jimbo if it’s him. 

Just release a top 4 that includes aggy, and then pick aggy. It’s a win without looking ridiculous. 

[Machinator 32,099]

Thank you to everyone here for keeping this board interesting as we embark on the true dog days of the dead period.

[TankedBevo 2,483]

3 minutes ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

There are plenty of kids who do stupid shit with hats and make other efforts to manufacture drama. That's stupid attention whoring bullshit. This is just a shitty thing to do; it's disrespectful to the folks who spent time recruiting him, and it absolutely is reflective of his character.

This seems to me on the same level as a person who makes a scene at a restaurant just to get free shit. Is it a big deal in and of itself? Probably not, but I'm going to think you're a classless shithead, and there's no way I'll want to have you around. 

This year seems to be a whole different level of bullshit I can agree. That said after seeing firsthand how this shit goes, trolling 9.95ers is pretty funny to me

[TankedBevo 2,483]

I'll tell you guys a tale of tales tomorrow 

Edited July 4, 2018 by TankedBevo

[Cairn Horn88 8,274]

26 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It just makes zero sense to announce a top 3 and then a day later choose none of the 3. I think this backfires on jimbo if it’s him. 

Just release a top 4 that includes aggy, and then pick aggy. It’s a win without looking ridiculous. 

Or, pick a top 3 and actually select one of these, and double cross aggy.   Now, this would be glorious.

[Pato del Muerto 52,526]

15 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Or, pick a top 3 and actually select one of these, and double cross aggy.   Now, this would be glorious.

Not only is this acceptable, it’s highly encouraged. 

[Tex Pete 20,399]

1 hour ago, TankedBevo said:

Get recruited relentlessly for two years with its supreme highs and lows and see if you don't want to have fun with it once you've made your decision. I hear nothing but shit talk about not only the Texas 9.95ers but the rest of the recruiting paysites being nothing but goobers and shills and when a recruit finally takes them for a ride he's going to get some shit from some fanbase.  If you think for a second that if he had done the same thing and picked us you wouldn't be peacocking and grandstanding I call bullshit 

Fuck that douchebag of a kid. I hope he never plays a down. 

[TankedBevo 2,483]

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck that douchebag of a kid. I hope he never plays a down. 

Cool man. Aren't you a fucking knob that shit posted almost everything back on the shag. Take a seat fucko.

[Tex Pete 20,399]

The fuck are you talking about, douchepump? Fuck yourself. 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

If my kid ever did something this stupid, I'd be pretty disappointed.  Mostly in myself for raising such dumb shit.  

But I certainly wouldn't put it past those morons in CS to talk him into this.  

Either way, it's idiotic and makes me feel a little better about not landing him.  

[Radical Larry 28,643]

I think he's going to shock everyone and pick Syracuse. 

[Waterface 133]

While moral indignation flows, TankedBevo's ability to post coherently ebbs; the tide itself is dumb.

[markstanco 12,577]

100000000%, repeating of course. 

Few get this.

But wtf is going on here?

[oh_snap 694]

So does Leon think he's a lyin ass, or no?

[TankedBevo 2,483]

2 hours ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

If my kid ever did something this stupid, I'd be pretty disappointed.  Mostly in myself for raising such dumb shit.  

But I certainly wouldn't put it past those morons in CS to talk him into this.  

Either way, it's idiotic and makes me feel a little better about not landing him.  

If your kid ever becomes D1 please us know. These aggy moron tentacles reach  far and wide under the new regime.

[Bevo 13,579]

48 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

If your kid ever becomes D1 please us know. These aggy moron tentacles reach  far and wide under the new regime.

He is your son? And he is going to aggie? No wonder you are yelling at clouds.

[Enchubben 5,510]

7 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

Get recruited relentlessly for two years with its supreme highs and lows and see if you don't want to have fun with it once you've made your decision. I hear nothing but shit talk about not only the Texas 9.95ers but the rest of the recruiting paysites being nothing but goobers and shills and when a recruit finally takes them for a ride he's going to get some shit from some fanbase.  If you think for a second that if he had done the same thing and picked us you wouldn't be peacocking and grandstanding I call bullshit 

Yea, no. I may be happy he picked us, but I would still think the way he did it is stupid and immature. I guess they are kids though so 🤷‍♂️

[Tex Pete 20,399]

4 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

If your kid ever becomes D1 please us know. These aggy moron tentacles reach  far and wide under the new regime.

This kid’s actions should be embarrassing to anyone with the least bit of decorum. Shameful.

And acting like a cunt defending it? Equally shameful. You’re old enough to know better. And to have taught him to know better. Trashy. 

Edited July 4, 2018 by Tex Pete

[South Austin 52,519]

10 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

This kid’s actions should be embarrassing to anyone with the least bit of decorum. Shameful.

And acting like a cunt defending it? Equally shameful. You’re old enough to know better. And to have taught him to know better. Trashy. 

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[The Earl of Texas 3,132]

So he put out a Top 3, committed to a team not in that Top 3, and will play for yet another team? This kid’s a piece of work

[Tree Fidy 1,174]

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So profound the man had to repeat himself.


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[TankedBevo 2,483]

6 hours ago, Bevo said:

He is your son? And he is going to aggie? No wonder you are yelling at clouds.

Not my kid, but a lot of these kids are stupid and easily influenced by things that don't matter so there you go. 

 

As for TexPete, this is the hill I chose to die on and leave it at that 

Edited July 4, 2018 by TankedBevo

[OnAComputer 1,405]

13 hours ago, satyanash said:

Never forget

 

So this is how this got dug back up. I was wondering what the hell was happening.

[South Austin 52,519]

41 minutes ago, Schnitty3 said:

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Too long did not read.  Both times.

[TankedBevo 2,483]

BTW, don't drink Hennessey and post on the surl. It can get a little sideways 

Edited July 4, 2018 by TankedBevo

[OnAComputer 1,405]

25 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

So this is how this got dug back up. I was wondering what the hell was happening.

Some more

 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

12 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

I'll tell you guys a tale of tales tomorrow 

[PNWhornsfan 391]

Do we actually know that he's not committing to one of those 3 schools?

[randygilman 643]

Great page. Would read again.

[rickyspub 801]

Just now, PNWhornsfan said:

Do we actually know that he's not committing to one of those 3 schools?

Karen put her ovaries on the table dude... #TrustTheNads

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

1 hour ago, Schnitty3 said:

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That’s a pretty Schnitty thing to say here.

[garrett01 48]

1 hour ago, TankedBevo said:

BTW, don't drink Hennessey and post on the surl. It can get a little sideways 

I'd imagine that if everyone had to pass a breathalyzer to post, this place would be a ghost town most days.  

[Tree Fidy 1,174]

Dafuq is up with all the double posting?


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[Tired of Lurking 637]

12 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

This year seems to be a whole different level of bullshit I can agree. That said after seeing firsthand how this shit goes, trolling 9.95ers is pretty funny to me

 Helton, Riley, and Meyer aren't 9.95ers. 

[South Austin 52,519]

11 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Dafuq is up with all the double posting?

It’s a sign of patriotism.

[Redneck Mutha 8,005]

1 hour ago, TankedBevo said:

BTW, don't drink Hennessey and post on the surl. It can get a little sideways 

Username checks out.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

There is a simple answer to all of this.  Aggy is not included  because he can't count to four.  He has a top three because that level of cipherin'  is acceptable to get in the diploma mill that is aggy.  Once he learns higher math, aggy will make the list.  

[irishtexan 11,521]

Haven’t checked this thread since yesterday afternoon. Pretty cool stuff y’all posted last night. Good job, fellas.

[Schulz2.0 28,961]

[cafe society 2,872]

Very entertaining.  Plays like an episode of Biography devoted to Michael Rockefeller.  

[Machinator 32,099]

In a twist that nobody saw coming...

(spoiler: it's A&M)

[Elmer_Fudd 22,283]

Aggy finally got the composite average above 90 at 90.02

[South Austin 52,519]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

In a twist that nobody saw coming...

(spoiler: it's A&M)

But wait . . . aggy wasn't even in his Top 3!

[Bodacious Bevo 3,584]

I'm choosing to take this as proof of aggy bagmen... why else would he commit to a school not in his top three? /s