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  On 8/28/2018 at 1:14 AM, Kenny Powers said:

I know people are chalking Northwestern St as W....but if Aggys secondary is really that shitty...could be a closer game than people might think. Shelton Eppler is listed as the QB..you may or may not recall but he  was the one breaking records with Tren'davian Dickson in HS. If NWST receivers have any sort of speed Eppler might have a field day. 

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I'm more interested in seeing how the aggy lines do. If they can't push Northwestern State around for 60 minutes they are fucked.

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  On 8/28/2018 at 2:08 PM, golfclap said:

Perroni with a Calzada post this a.m. 

The word you're looking for is bonding, Hamm Lite. Unless they are actually tying each other up. NTTAWWT. 

 

 

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After those last couple shitty performances I bet Calzone can't wait to get to lit station.  His high school teammates have probably offered to drive him there.

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With Calzada hailing from outside the Lone Star State, he does not see as many Aggie targets on a regular basis. However, he happens to practice against one every day.

"The one guy that I've been really working on is my teammate. He's a class of 2020 linebacker, Phillip Webb," Calzada said. "I'm working on getting him out there with me at some point so he can see what made me love it so much."

 

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https://247sports.com/Player/Phillip-Webb-46054443

 

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  On 8/28/2018 at 3:49 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Calzone will never take the hint and decommit on his own, as he likely has no place else to go other than a murray st. or similar  

Aggy bagmen may be tasked with paying him off to decommit. I’d love to be a fly on that wall. 

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Surprisingly they haven't done that with their other bread, but I expect it to happen. 

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  On 8/28/2018 at 3:49 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Calzone will never take the hint and decommit on his own, as he likely has no place else to go other than a murray st. or similar  

Aggy bagmen may be tasked with paying him off to decommit. I’d love to be a fly on that wall. 

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Is a weak year at QB nationally. They may end up just having to take him. 

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  On 8/28/2018 at 2:14 PM, Hiphopopotamos said:

After those last couple shitty performances I bet Calzone can't wait to get to lit station.  His high school teammates have probably offered to drive him there.

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What would be greatbis his back up is better and dude isnt a starter when he gets healthy. 

Headline: aggy signs back up QB. 

 

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  On 8/29/2018 at 1:02 AM, Neonmoon said:

If Aggy loses to an FCS team to start the Jimbo era, I would be found face down in an alley with a needle of Aggy misery 

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If that happens. Get ready for the instant comparison to Saban “because Saban lost to ULM in his first game - we’re just like Bama!!!  SEC SEC SEC!!! garble garble garble!!!”

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“It was a lot of the mental game,” Mond said. “Understanding and reading defenses is one of the biggest reasons I’m having so much success this year.”

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So much success this year reading defenses. The one he's played against everyday. And, he's undefeated so far this season.

Aggie through and through.

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  On 8/29/2018 at 12:51 AM, mr. sunshine said:

How does yards per attempt vs yards per completion work? Is where it bounced off the receiver’s facemask/QB threw it into the ground vs the spot where wow we can’t fucking believe he caught it and was able to run with it a little bit?

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I’m guessing it was poorly worded attempt at total yards gained by passing divided by total attempts.  

If a QB throws 5 passes but completes one for 50 yds, his ypc is 50 but his ypa is 10.

Based on the stats presented the only thing I can sumize he’s trying to say is that Starkel throws more often and is more accurate or Mond runs more and is less accurate.  Which if the case, makes Mond at QB1 even more fucking strange considering the “Ex-husband of the town bike”’s offense.

Either way, It’s a pretty shitty effort by Ben Baby at presenting his hot take.

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  On 8/29/2018 at 2:58 AM, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

I’m guessing it was poorly worded attempt at total yards gained by passing divided by total attempts.  

If a QB throws 5 passes but completes one for 50 yds, his ypc is 50 but his ypa is 10.

Based on the stats presented the only thing I can sumize he’s trying to say is that Starkel throws more often and is more accurate or Mond runs more and is less accurate.  Which if the case, makes Mond at QB1 even more fucking strange considering the “Ex-husband of the town bike”’s offense.

Either way, It’s a pretty shitty effort by Ben Baby at presenting his hot take.

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It's the "keep Starkelmotion alive through the Clemson game" offense.

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  On 8/29/2018 at 2:58 AM, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

I’m guessing it was poorly worded attempt at total yards gained by passing divided by total attempts.  

If a QB throws 5 passes but completes one for 50 yds, his ypc is 50 but his ypa is 10.

Based on the stats presented the only thing I can sumize he’s trying to say is that Starkel throws more often and is more accurate or Mond runs more and is less accurate.  Which if the case, makes Mond at QB1 even more fucking strange considering the “Ex-husband of the town bike”’s offense.

Either way, It’s a pretty shitty effort by Ben Baby at presenting his hot take.

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Glen, ask for a promotion.  You’re too smart for the mail room.

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  On 8/29/2018 at 1:32 PM, Leanderman said:

Why can't they just start the season 0-2? I can dream can't I?

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They're way more likely to start the season 1-3 than they are 0-1.

Unless they go full Michigan vs. App State and half their team gets blazed two hours before kickoff.  Stranger things have happened to aggy.

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  On 8/29/2018 at 5:45 AM, Sejjr said:

I am coming around to the theory that Mond is a sacrificial lamb for Clemson and Bama. Starkel will play the bulk of the games once they scrape Mond's broken body from the sacred turf.

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Mond's escapability is their best hope against Clemson and Bama. Mond also may have the better ceiling (the Ags say he's been working on his passing to good effect under the Whisperer's instruction), so Jimbo may be thinking of the future.

If the Aggies are to have a bad season, it might be more fun if they have a four touchdown victory tomorrow. Hopes soar.

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When they beat that mighty FCS team tomorrow night, I fully expect the 995 aggy spin machine to throw shade at Herman losing his first game and Jimbo winning his, no matter how ugly the win is.
Then extrapolate that to more future success. Power moves and all.

Clickity clack.

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No way they lose to NWS.  NWS us picked like 9th in their own FCS division.

The Arky game is looking really big right now.

Aggy beats NWS, loses to Clemson, prob beats ULM, loses to Bama.

2-2 playing Arky.  They lose that game, they may crack and lose to KY (tossup), at USC (USC favored), at MSU (MSU favored), at Auburn (Auburn favored). They're now 2-7 with Miss at home, UAB, and LSU.  

No bowl, roller coaster looks like the one in Final Destination 3, and crazy Karen in jail for stabbing aggy's critical of Jimbo Baggins.

Glorious.

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  On 8/29/2018 at 6:02 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

No way they lose to NWS.  NWS us picked like 9th in their own FCS division.

The Arky game is looking really big right now.

Aggy beats NWS, loses to Clemson, prob beats ULM, loses to Bama.

2-2 playing Arky.  They lose that game, they may crack and lose to KY (tossup), at USC (USC favored), at MSU (MSU favored), at Auburn (Auburn favored). They're now 2-7 with Miss at home, UAB, and LSU.  

No bowl, roller coaster looks like the one in Final Destination 3, and crazy Karen in jail for stabbing aggy's critical of Jimbo Baggins.

Glorious.

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No way Jimbo lets the team crack up. He has too much at stake to let aggy underperform.

Bwaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha!

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You guys know how little I think of both EJ and Damon for the same basic reason, but Sayles put out an article today that made me laugh. 

Projecting A&M's depth chart for Week 1  (*note Aggy already published the actual official depth chart and there has already been several articles about it) 

I like that both the official depth chart AND Damon's projected depth chart include injured players. that's the attention to detail that both Jimbo and Damon are well known for ... 

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  On 8/29/2018 at 10:44 PM, satyanash said:

For some reason E.J. is a) interviewing Damon Sayles and b) writing for the DMN

https://sportsday.dallasnews.com/college-sports/texasamaggies/2018/08/29/recruiting-expert-am-able-dominate-d-fw-cycle

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I believe on his Twitter it said he was a blogger for the DMN as well. Could be wrong 

 

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