Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

[Chopper 17230]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

So in this one thread on his competitor's website hammster has at least 2 socks, rlamka and gigsohardupmyass? Am I reading that right?

[BigHorn'13 3363]

16 hours ago, cafe society said:

"As you heard here first where it was first reported by me that I broke this news before anyone."  Holy fuck, that is some incomprehensible gibberish.  I've heard more lucid statements from people who have been smoking incredible shit out of a bong filled with tequila.

I'd pay good money to see an aggy hit a bong filled with tequila. If you don't know why you don't do science. Shit would end up in aggypedia.

[TexasFan21 1275]

Can’t wait to see how much better the Aggy win was than the Texas win against Baylor.

[Tex Pete 20348]

19 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Can’t wait to see how much better the Aggy win was than the Texas win against Baylor.

South Carolina’s offense is putrid. I think all their receivers are amputees. Muschamp is not going to make them better. He doesn’t understand the importance of offense. 

[Pato del Muerto 52490]

Honestly I figured they’d lose one of these last 2. So they’re ahead of schedule in everyone’s mind except theirs. 

Have they started the “bama is lucky they got us early” stuff yet?

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

8 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

South Carolina’s offense is putrid. I think all their receivers are amputees. Muschamp is not going to make them better. He doesn’t understand the importance of offense. 

Yeah, but he was bleeding from his head once and SEC!

[TexasFan21 1275]

12 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

South Carolina’s offense is putrid. I think all their receivers are amputees. Muschamp is not going to make them better. He doesn’t understand the importance of offense. 

That was part of the joke. I think Baylor could run circles around them (SC). 

Edited October 14, 2018 by TexasFan21

[Wishbone 4759]

45 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Honestly I figured they’d lose one of these last 2. So they’re ahead of schedule in everyone’s mind except theirs. 

Have they started the “bama is lucky they got us early” stuff yet?

They’re lucky they got Bama early.

[HtownHorn 14678]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

South Carolina’s offense is putrid. I think all their receivers are amputees. Muschamp is not going to make them better. He doesn’t understand the importance of offense. 

and will likely be fired soon.

[Enchubben 5510]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

and will likely be fired soon.

Wrong thread, but it will piss me off if OU falls into muschamp as a DC at the end of the year.

[Vertigo 20279]

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Wrong thread, but it will piss me off if OU falls into muschamp as a DC at the end of the year.

You go fuck right off with that kind of talk. My bet is he drops down to G5 coach or goes B1G as DC. 

[texifornia 56935]

4 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Baylor is not a good team, but we were playing with our backup QB who is (a) not a fit for our offense, and (b) not very good anyway.   South Carolina is a mediocre team, and aggy didn't lose its QB to start the game.  Neither game moves the needle much.

And now we have a bye to go hard-sell 6-1.

[Magus Ossis 2798]

Our biggest threat for guys who want to play in Texas is aggy, then TCU. Our biggest competitor in general is OU. We may be winning ugly, but we are the only 6-1 team and the only one unbeaten in conference on that list. Old ugly is better than old nothing.

[Ricky Butler 2711]

1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

Our biggest threat for guys who want to play in Texas is aggy, then TCU. Our biggest competitor in general is OU. We may be winning ugly, but we are the only 6-1 team and the only one unbeaten in conference on that list. Old ugly is better than old nothing.

I always assume recruits don’t even watch most of the games unless they’re on a visit. 6-1 is great. 

[UncleBuck 6453]

On 10/14/2018 at 1:23 AM, Ricky Butler said:

I always assume recruits don’t even watch most of the games unless they’re on a visit. 6-1 is great. 

Well maybe you've not read any Zach Evans quotes. He breaks the shit down like he's the analyst who has to combat the other analyst's positive points. This dude probably ghost-writes for some big sports publication's college football section. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

On 10/13/2018 at 9:43 PM, Enchubben said:

Wrong thread, but it will piss me off if OU falls into muschamp as a DC at the end of the year.

why would he go there, we have a Head Coach In Waiting vacancy he'd be perfect for

[Ricky Butler 2711]

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

Well maybe you've not read any Zach Evans quotes. He breaks the shit down like he's the analyst who has to combat the other analyst's positive points. This dude probably ghost-writes for some big sports publication's college football section. 

I try to not read too many quotes. It seems like they feed the content machine more than they offer any insight.

[Thiefery 4995]

I'd take Muschamp as a ILB coordinator/co-co HC/Def coordinator for 1.3 mil a season. We know he hates aggy as much as we do

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

3 hours ago, Thiefery said:

I'd take Muschamp as a ILB coordinator/co-co HC/Def coordinator for 1.3 mil a season. We know he hates aggy as much as we do

Well, he didn't hate them enough to beat them.....and beating them is the name of the game.

[billfromlaketravis 11465]

7 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Well, he didn't hate them enough to beat them.....and beating them is the name of the game.

Yep every year we hear the same thing. Boom hates Aggy, he won't allow his team to lose to them. Welp, that's not going well. Not being able to beat Aggy at home is particularly troublesome. 

@ Mississippi State is our best hope of Aggy getting their season ruined. Otherwise, they might not lose again until the end of November. 

Edited October 16, 2018 by billfromlaketravis

[Machinator 32099]

11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yep every year we hear the same thing. Boom hates Aggy, he won't allow his team to lose to them. Welp, that's not going well. Not being able to beat Aggy at home is particularly troublesome. 

@ Mississippi State is our best hope of Aggy getting their season ruined. Otherwise, they might not lose again until the end of November. 

People laughed on here (or rather, the old site), when they got Sternberger, but he turned out to be a total stud and a difference-maker for that team.

[Atticus 3973]

The two biggest reasons for A&M struggling this year haven't come to fruition. Both Mond and the OL are playing well above expectations.

The secondary isn't completely horrible either. The next 3 games will ultimately tell the tale, but so far they look like one of the better teams in the SEC this year.

[Atticus 3973]

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

People laughed on here (or rather, the old site), when they got Sternberger, but he turned out to be a total stud and a difference-maker for that team.

Especially when he made their safeties look foolish in the Spring game

[billfromlaketravis 11465]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

People laughed on here (or rather, the old site), when they got Sternberger, but he turned out to be a total stud and a difference-maker for that team.

The kid can unfortunately play, and Elko is a very good DC. The 2018 SEC is probably the worst offensive league in generations, but teams can't run on Aggy at all. 

LSU has the horses to exploit the Aggy secondary, but can Burrow get them the ball? 

Bama, Clemson, and maybe LSU are the only teams on Aggy's schedule with functional offenses. 

OU would drop 60 on them without breaking a sweat. 

[billfromlaketravis 11465]

3 minutes ago, Atticus said:

The two biggest reasons for A&M struggling this year haven't come to fruition. Both Mond and the OL are playing well above expectations.

The secondary isn't completely horrible either. The next 3 games will ultimately tell the tale, but so far they look like one of the better teams in the SEC this year.

Yep Mond is actually progressing, and their offensive line guards have actually been coached up. The Marine is many things. A psycho. A sadomasochist. A tone deaf sexist. But the man drew a NFL paycheck for a reason. He's a pretty offensive guard coach. 

[HtownHorn 14678]

I wouldn't say their OL is over achieving. Despite having a dual threat QB, they are in the top 10 in sacks allowed. The difference in the South Carolina game was Bentley throwing a INT inside the aggy 5 yard line.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

They are one game better than I thought they would be, and Mond has looked better, but he has also looked terrible. They have also played some horrific offenses the last couple of games, so the wrecking crew is back apparently. I also have no confidence in any offense left on their schedule. 

[Not a Sock 2313]

5 hours ago, Atticus said:

The two biggest reasons for A&M struggling this year haven't come to fruition. Both Mond and the OL are playing well above expectations.

The secondary isn't completely horrible either. The next 3 games will ultimately tell the tale, but so far they look like one of the better teams in the SEC this year.

No their secondary is absolute shit but elko is a good DC and has completely shut down the run and other than bama nobody they have played has been worth a shit on offense.

[texifornia 56935]

Eh, we're firmly in the "keep winning and aggy don't make a shit" part of the lifecycle now. Enjoy it.

[Orange&White 5524]

8 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

He's a pretty offensive guard coach. 

[Fud 9552]

The hope that A&M's season would completely fall apart against the Arkansas, Kentucky, and South Carolina stretch didn't come to fruition, due to a combination of A&M being slightly better than expected, A&M getting extremely lucky in every game, and none of those teams having a functional passing game, or in arkansas' case, a functional anything. Kentucky has the worst P5 QB I've seen this year. 

Alas, it's not a big deal because we're winning and killing all negative recruiting narratives, to the point that teams are now using the depth chart argument. 

I'm not a believer in Jimbo being a championship winner in the SEC West, but they'll be a pain in the ass in regional recruiting for the forseable future. Luckily, our staff isn't beholden to only recruiting regionally. 

[utexas8 1436]

The hope that A&M's season would completely fall apart against the Arkansas, Kentucky, and South Carolina stretch didn't come to fruition, due to a combination of A&M being slightly better than expected, A&M getting extremely lucky in every game, and none of those teams having a functional passing game, or in arkansas' case, a functional anything. Kentucky has the worst P5 QB I've seen this year. 
Alas, it's not a big deal because we're winning and killing all negative recruiting narratives, to the point that teams are now using the depth chart argument. 
I'm not a believer in Jimbo being a championship winner in the SEC West, but they'll be a pain in the ass in regional recruiting for the forseable future. Luckily, our staff isn't beholden to only recruiting regionally. 

TBF It seems like it never comes to fruition. Every year we always say they’re gonna do bad, but they don’t.

[Enchubben 5510]

39 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

 

 

TBF It seems like it never comes to fruition. Every year we always say they’re gonna do bad, but they don’t.

 

 

Every year we all fall for the SEC has 6-8 legit title contenders mantra in the late summer and early fall. 

Then we are reminded that these teams are no better than their counterparts in other conferences. It’s Alabama/LSU and a bunch of nobodys. Aggy would probably have 3 losses by now in the big 12.

[Fud 9552]

6 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Every year we all fall for the SEC has 6-8 legit title contenders mantra in the late summer and early fall. 

Then we are reminded that these teams are no better than their counterparts in other conferences. It’s Alabama/LSU and a bunch of nobodys. Aggy would probably have 3 losses by now in the big 12.

The SEC raises their floor because they typically schedule three automatic non-conference wins with one winnable UCLA type of game, and typically face four or so teams that aren't very good in-conference. Just have to win one of the other four conference games for their annual eight win fourth place divisional finish. Obviously their ceiling is lowered with Bama annually being a monster, and LSU, Georgia, Auburn, and Florida normally top ten ish programs, with others like Ole Miss, Tennessee, etc rising and falling. 

[Not a Sock 2313]

Elko is legit is what happened. He was able to turn around their defense the same way Orland did ours, but sumlin is going to come back to haunt them because they lose everybody on defense after this year. Also Elko is a mercenary he will bail at the first opportunity. I know we give Herman shit for his whole alignment thing but I think we hold on to Orlando longer than they hold onto Elko.

 

[Shift 23]

They are good at stopping the run. They can’t stop a legitimate passing game. They haven’t played many teams that can throw and catch the ball. Kentucky QB is terrible. South Carolina receivers were dropping the ball all over the place first half. They would struggle in any passing-oriented league. Good thing they play in the SEC.

[Orange&White 5524]

If you're Elko and you see the turnaround he made this year with what he was given, and couple that with the likely drop that will happen next year when he loses those players, you bail now to protect your stock.

The caveat to that is that the ags are essentially handing out 5x market value in salaries to keep coaches and he might get greedy.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10234]

Elko not going anywhere... he was probably making around 500k just 2 years ago at Wake, worked at ND for a year at maybe 700k... Aggies starting him at $1.8M???  Almost quadrupled his salary for his 1 year stint at Notre Dame.  He's still in the "you have to be kidding me" phase.

[Schulz2.0 28951]

On 10/12/2018 at 11:37 AM, closetojumping said:

Yeah, that makes sense and is what I basically remember. 

Also, since we're on this and someone might bring the next phase of the Brewster Experience up, Schultz or HollywoodColt was the rat bastard who threw out the big salary number on Brewster that went viral as a fact. I was merely an entertained spectator. 

Hollywood jokingly threw out that that Brewster was being paid over a million a year. I forgot where I read that and posted somewhere else that I read he was being paid that and it took off as accepted fact. 

[RadiologyHorn 133]

3 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Elko not going anywhere... he was probably making around 500k just 2 years ago at Wake, worked at ND for a year at maybe 700k... Aggies starting him at $1.8M???  Almost quadrupled his salary for his 1 year stint at Notre Dame.  He's still in the "you have to be kidding me" phase.

He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

[texifornia 56935]

1 minute ago, RadiologyHorn said:

He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us. 

Between this guy and DeAngelloBeige, is "banned" just a theoretical concept on this board or what?

[Machinator 32099]

There was a theory that the negative rep counts for crowdsourcing were board-specific.

[SydneyCarton 48082]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Between this guy and DeAngelloBeige, is "banned" just a theoretical concept on this board or what?

Lets get him to say something completely honest about Taylor Hamm's ex wife. Then Immamac will bring down the fucking ban-hammer faster than Jimbo Fisher can get rejected from riding a roller coaster. 

[golfclap 6903]

Just now, RadiologyHorn said:

He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

 

Congrats on another 4.8  guy playing S though. 

 

[immamac 42843]

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Between this guy and DeAngelloBeige, is "banned" just a theoretical concept on this board or what?

Getting neg bombed and crowd sourced for staying Texas wins guaranteed isn't a legit bannable offense. 

I haven't threatened to ban anyone for talking shit about Hamm's family, I just said to stop doing it - that's also not a bannable thing it's more of a don't be those kinds of people kind of thing. Say whatever you want, but don't expect putting peoples shit on blast on the public board not to get moderated.

[RabidM 2666]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

but don't expect putting peoples shit on blast on the public board not to get moderated

If it didn't need to be moderated on Shaggy, why does it need to be moderated here?

[Machinator 32099]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Getting neg bombed and crowd sourced for staying Texas wins guaranteed isn't a legit bannable offense. 

Except that's not why he was being crowdsourced. Have you read his comments on this thread?

[golfclap 6903]

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Getting neg bombed and crowd sourced for staying Texas wins guaranteed isn't a legit bannable offense. 

Being a fuckhead Aggy troll that so annoying that you get crowdsourced, despite the idiotic amount of + rep this dickhole recv'd on the football board, should be a bannable offense. It's the easiest way to keep moderation and over-moderation in check. Letting the community decide what it will and won't tolerate. This guy is a troll and will create more headache for you here as a constant pain in the ass and ruin threads and the flow of the board and actual conversation.

If you follow the crowdsource and then ban his ass for being a stupid assflute, the board will run more smoothly and will create better more readable threads. 

 

Edited October 16, 2018 by golfclap

[texifornia 56935]

I'm beginning to think that, while well-intentioned, imamac doesn't read the Recruiting board at all.

[Machinator 32099]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

I'm beginning to think that, while well-intentioned, imamac doesn't read the Recruiting board at all.

He doesn't, he didn't even know about the Hamm thread until @blacklab talked about it on their inaugural podcast.