Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

[Fud 9,552]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

There were strong rumors when he committed that Lee is a 100 dollar talent with a 10 cent brain. Then again, aggy has a good track record of pulling qualification rabbits out of their hat. 

Mowry has some character concerns, and aggie mods were mentioning in the summer I think that Ellison was a grade risk

[Deej 76,759]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Plus, if he gets in, a 10 cent brain isn’t really a hindrance at aggy. 

It'd put you at #2 in the corps of cadets, just behind the dog. 

Edited November 30, 2018 by Deej

[golfclap 6,903]

Wait - Jimbo fisher is only 53 years old? 

Aggy has had several threads talking about what tired ass re-treads Mack Brown and Les Miles are and I was thinking "shit man, you've got Jimbo who are you to throw stones at those glass houses" but I had no idea that motherfucker was only 53. Dude needs to lay off the sauce, that's a lot of bad road. 

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

1 minute ago, golfclap said:

Wait - Jimbo fisher is only 53 years old? 

Aggy has had several threads talking about what tired ass re-treads Mack Brown and Les Miles are and I was thinking "shit man, you've got Jimbo who are you to throw stones at those glass houses" but I had no idea that motherfucker was only 53. Dude needs to lay off the sauce, that's a lot of bad road. 

 

 

That’s why he’s so virile. - karen

[golfclap 6,903]

[HenryJames 66,041]

He’s like Dorian Gray. Except he has a painting of other dudes fucking his wife.

[Tex Pete 20,342]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Plus, if he gets in, a 10 cent brain isn’t really a hindrance at aggy. 

From the outside looking in, you can see in one ear and straight out the other.

 

Edited November 30, 2018 by Tex Pete

[Elmer_Fudd 22,213]

IDK how true it is, but talk on the LSU boards is Bama' is going to push out one of it's current CB commits for Carter.

[texifornia 56,912]

7 hours ago, Fud said:

Mowry has some character concerns, and aggie mods were mentioning in the summer I think that Ellison was a grade risk

What's Mowry's problem?

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

What's Mowry's problem?

He thinks going to A&M is a good decision. 

Edited November 30, 2018 by BigVegasHorn26

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

2 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

He thinks going to A&M is a good decision. 

[HenryJames 66,041]

33 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

IDK how true it is, but talk on the LSU boards is Bama' is going to push out one of it's current CB commits for Carter.

That doesn’t sound like something Alabama would hahahhahahahhahaha.

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

IDK how true it is, but talk on the LSU boards is Bama' is going to push out one of it's current CB commits for Carter.

Jimbo feverishly trying to find out who, so he can take him immediately and claim a flip from bama. 

[Magus Ossis 2,798]

Remember. Decommitment season technically lasts until NSD2, so don’t take your tree down on 12/19.

[Deej 76,759]

aggy is so great that Bama takes all their recruits. Advantage aggy.

[Vertigo 20,276]

25 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy is so great that Bama takes all their recruits. Advantage aggy.

The fact that they were committed to aggy at one point is a victory of sorts. It proves Jimbo can evaluate like no other that even Saban wants his recruits stupid sip.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

The fact that they were committed to aggy at one point is a victory of sorts. It proves Jimbo can evaluate like no other that even Saban wants his recruits stupid sip.

Apparently that applies to his wife-evaluation skills, too.

[texifornia 56,912]

Well this is low-key pathetic 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

Nice to see him out of the hospital 

[closetojumping 62,604]

If I were somewhere and some motherfucker jumped out of a crowd at me while wearing a mask of my face, I’d assume I was in a nightmare of some sort and that character had to die in order for me to escape. Shit. 

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

I don't see Karen's bag in the background, but that comes later. 

[Tex Pete 20,342]

6 hours ago, Deej said:

aggy is so great that Bama takes all their recruits. Advantage aggy.

And really, isn’t that the main reason the SEC invited A&M to join them?

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Well this is low-key pathetic 

 

Thats not too gay. Is it?

[Sejjr 3,246]

That guy looks legit creepy. I’m sure he relates well to the kids though. 

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

2 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

That guy looks legit creepy. I’m sure he relates well to the kids though. 

Sandusky level, yo

[texifornia 56,912]

FEEL THE EXCITEMENT /caps

[Ricky Butler 2,695]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

FEEL THE EXCITEMENT /caps

What percentage of their recruits could name the NC State mascot? 

[FWD 297]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

FEEL THE EXCITEMENT /caps

Night game on NYE means nobody will see or care about the game. That is probably a plus for aggy.

[HtownHorn 14,677]

That is a bad match up for aggy. NC State as a good OL, a NFL QB, and a multitude of WRs that are better than aggy DBs.

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

30 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

What percentage of their recruits could name the NC State mascot? 

It’s one of the answers to which D1 colleges have mascots that don’t end with S. 9 or 10 I think. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

35 minutes ago, FWD said:

Night game on NYE means nobody will see or care about the game. That is probably a plus for aggy.

This. 10s of people will tune in 

[SimkinsMan 4,386]

34 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

That is a bad match up for aggy. NC State as a good OL, a NFL QB, and a multitude of WRs that are better than aggy DBs.

Not to mention an unranked opponent that everyone thinks should suck at FB.

[Cairn Horn88 8,262]

23 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Not to mention an unranked opponent that everyone thinks should suck at FB.

Well, that's what the secsec wanted....a team to play aggy that they believed they could beat, but if they don't win, nobody will have seen them lose!

[Tony Two K 600]

Looks like Jalen Wydermyer committed to Jimbo.

https://247sports.com/player/jalen-wydermyer-92227/

[texifornia 56,912]

18 minutes ago, Tony Two K said:

Looks like Jalen Wydermyer committed to Jimbo.

https://247sports.com/player/jalen-wydermyer-92227/

Nah, he's on "commitment watch", in 17 days and change.

[texifornia 56,912]

UPDATE: HAHAHA Hamm blew up his commitment!

[texifornia 56,912]

And here's the actual commitment

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,213]

Aggy has 24 commits and half are 3*'s.  That's some real power moves.

[HtownHorn 14,677]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy has 24 commits and half are 3*'s.  That's some real power moves.

So they have a Sumlin season and top that off with a Sumlin recruiting class.

[ClubWhatever 12,129]

Th university of Texas a and m

[Machinator 32,099]

Wydermyer is pretty good, especially as a TE2 take. But yeah, it's funny to hear them talk about our "bread" and class average.

[VaHorn 105]

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

That is a bad match up for aggy. NC State as a good OL, a NFL QB, and a multitude of WRs that are better than aggy DBs.

In a perfect world, aggy will have 4 blocked punts. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,213]

New LB offer for aggy.  

https://247sports.com/player/christopher-russell-46055435/

[ClubWhatever 12,129]

Order the Fat Head

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

New LB offer for aggy.  

https://247sports.com/player/christopher-russell-46055435/

Some low ranked LB recruits are about to get paid.

[closetojumping 62,604]

Time to start watching their late moves on guys who suddenly, out of nowhere, really want to commit to ATM. I assume this Tennessee LB is either that or just desperation knowing suddenly that they’re fucked at LB in 2019 in every possible way. 

[texifornia 56,912]

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

New LB offer for aggy.  

https://247sports.com/player/christopher-russell-46055435/

Nakobe finally broke it to them I guess

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

4 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

What percentage of their recruits could name the NC State mascot? 

I lived in NC and had to think about it.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,213]

6 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Some low ranked LB recruits are about to get paid.

This seems like the good ol' days of a hand picked Chief recruit.

[TheBryMan81 2,509]

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s one of the answers to which D1 colleges have mascots that don’t end with S. 9 or 10 I think. 

NC State Wolfpack

Stanford Cardinal (triggered)

North Texas Mean Green

Marshall Thundering Herd 

Harvard Crimson 

Alabama Crimson Tide

Tulane... Green Wave?

Northern Illinois Wolfpack?

Syracuse Orange

Nevada Wolfpack

North Dakota State Bison 

 

That's what I got off the top of my head... what did I miss?