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Hiphopopotamos

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8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, I stopped paying 24/7 a long time ago. But the level of fucking anger of their recruits and the dismissal of an entire business product is just fucking mind blowing. "They should start their own site." Jesus I wish. Much like Sic 'Em 365 these fucks can be told all their recruits are amazing and then they'll really be baffled when they get their asses kicked on the field time and time again.

Also, I hope all that rage is on the actual QA thread. I wouldn't imagine Barton Simmons is above holding a grudge against these guys going forward whenever he reasonable can...

Do these mouth-breathers not know about the 'Looch 44'?

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1 hour ago, victory88 said:

With regards to Javonne, this is a kid that will have his trainers in his ear about transferring the minute the coaches are tough on him or he's not getting playing time.  Recruits with this much drama almost 99% of the time end up at juco to be never heard of again.  

To be fair Footwork King sided with our coaches over Toneil Carter this year

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31 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Do these mouth-breathers not know about the 'Looch 44'?

The reason I don't pay for 247 is the fact that they let the aggy contingent have a say in the rankings. These ass to mouthbreathers completely forget making the national guys changed Green back to OT when they changed him to OG. If that kind of shit happens out in the open, you know there is worse shit going on behind the scenes. I wouldn't be at all surprised if these douches don't run their calculator over and over to find out how tweaking various recruits a spot or two in the rankings affects the team standings. I am sure we get favorable bumps just like aggy as both fanbases are big spenders on their product.

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, I stopped paying 24/7 a long time ago. But the level of fucking anger of their recruits and the dismissal of an entire business product is just fucking mind blowing. "They should start their own site." Jesus I wish. Much like Sic 'Em 365 these fucks can be told all their recruits are amazing and then they'll really be baffled when they get their asses kicked on the field time and time again.

Of course it's why they never have any idea what's actually happening. And why most of their recruiting "reporters" are aggy boosters who help the staff recruit to aggyville. It's why Loochie is basically printing money.

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As always, aggy has absolutely no self-awareness. 

Arguments made in that same thread:

"Owens is only being bumped because he committed to Texas!  Look at his offer list, he's clearly not that good.  These rankings are biased against aggy!" 

"How can you justify keeping Spiller so low when he committed to aggy and Jimbo? I don't care what you've seen on film or at ua, the fact that we prioritized him and he's committed to us should give him a bump!  These rankings are biased against aggy!" 

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Hiphopopotamos

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Is there some sort of new list now that they are so pissed off about? Or is it just the one safety that has them all worked up?
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They’re pissed off because Simmons was complimentary of many of the Texas signees and indicated they would get bumps in the ratings when asked about them in the Q&A on the Texas board.

When he had the Q&A on the aggy board they immediately attacked him when he was less complimentary about the two aggy players they asked about. They spent so much time bitching about what he said about Texas players they hardly asked any questions about aggy signees.
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5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Again, this is in a year where all of their dudes got massive ratings bumps from Fong and the gang (make sure to open the spoiler for more butthurt):

 

It really is amazing, their recruits have gotten way more bumps than ours and  their class is currently ranked #3 in the country. They should have absolutely nothing to bitch about, but their inferiority complex is just so massive.

But Barton and co. should have never switched Green back to OT, they gave in and aggy thinks they can bully them into anything now.

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What a small, swarthy, insecure, mindless collection of goobers the aggie boards are. The stats on ratings changes for this class in their favor versus any other program are stunning and irrefutable, yet they can’t be happy with their situation, they’ve got to focus on someone else’s. It’s a recipe for never finding happiness. Most aggies I know or meet that follow their football program are pathetic in that kind of way. 

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Another favorite they’ve trotted out is the whole “if it wasnt for the hard work _____ good ag puts in on this site i’d be gone” bullshit. How many fucking times to those dipshits say that over and over, throughout the years, regardless of whos running that website? They’d be spouting off that shit even if their mods were Harvey Weinstein and Art Briles. 

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8 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

If fairness to them, the Horns 247 board is pretty pathetic too.  There's something about 247 that attracts the least impressive examples of a fan base.  Maybe it is the user interface, which is set up to resemble Consumer Cellular.

Exactly. If you want a true representation of an aggy, just go look at all the reasonable, level-headed posters on TexAgs.

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54 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

If fairness to them, the Horns 247 board is pretty pathetic too.  There's something about 247 that attracts the least impressive examples of a fan base.  Maybe it is the user interface, which is set up to resemble Consumer Cellular.

Ha. Don't really agree with this premise based on the fact that the aTm 247 site actually is leaps and bounds above the posters at TexAgs. At least some of them. 

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6 hours ago, Lonestar88 said:

It really is amazing, their recruits have gotten way more bumps than ours and  their class is currently ranked #3 in the country. They should have absolutely nothing to bitch about, but their inferiority complex is just so massive.

It's expected if you look through the lens of them hating us more than they like themselves.  Which is the reality.

Also, the most recent aggy bitchassedness is a function of us running over Jawja IMO.  They wanted us to lose that game so badly.

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Probably should save this for next month just in case

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Are expecting anymore to bounce? Outside of Brewster, the staff appears to be pretty stable. Moreso than other years.

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They're getting paid at the top of their profession for the most part so there's no real reason to make a lateral move.

The OC isn't going to go anywhere unless he wants to be a head coach or call his own plays again.

The DC is getting paid too much to even take a non P5 head coaching job.

Some of the position coaches might leave to become coordinators elsewhere but their units are going to have to get better (Linguist is the main guy here).

 

 

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11 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Linguist is fucking terrible. I hope he stays at Aggy for years. Seeing the regression in guys like Charles Oliver (really all of their CBs) ...  so much like Clay Jennings. Just terrible. 

Let's see how LB looks next year.  LSU boards have said repeatedly Peveto is a horrible coach.  Dodson and Alaka had a lot of starts between them coming into this past season.

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2 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

well, our journalism majors have crippled their program for over a hundred years.

Except you're joking but they actually believe that, right down to the core of their being. To the point you still see it pop on their boards regularly that they need to create a real journalism school to combat our efforts. Which would be fucking amazing since journalism as we knew it is basically fucking dead and it's just people with blogs now. Maybe they'll start a new college so they can get into the buggy-whip business as well. 

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Not that it matters one way or the other to any of those Aggy 247 buffoons but Lewis Cine is the best S prospect in Texas from a "playing-the-game-of-football perspective" .

Williams knows the recruiting game and  never ran a 40 and rarely tested at any of the combines because he knows exactly what would happen to his rating.( see his fucking 31 inch vertical and 4.47 shuttle here). He played the game with his trainers and the 9.95ers really well to get the ranking he started with (the #3 recruit in the nation?!?). He's to the S position what James Lockhart was at DE. A good high school player that has topped out athletically. There's nothing wrong with adding good football players like that to your roster to bolster depth. The problem with Williams is that he was hyped as a 5* without any physical traits that would make him an NFL prospect. He's neither big nor fast, but he's good at football. He's still ranked higher than he should be based on his projectability/measurables.  

 

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12 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Not that it matters one way or the other to any of those Aggy 247 buffoons but Lewis Cine is the best S prospect in Texas from a "playing-the-game-of-football perspective" .

Williams knows the recruiting game and  never ran a 40 and rarely tested at any of the combines because he knows exactly what would happen to his rating.( see his fucking 31 inch vertical and 4.47 shuttle here). He played the game with his trainers and the 9.95ers really well to get the ranking he started with (the #3 recruit in the nation?!?). He's to the S position what James Lockhart was at DE. A good high school player that has topped out athletically. There's nothing wrong with adding good football players like that to your roster to bolster depth. The problem with Williams is that he was hyped as a 5* without any physical traits that would make him an NFL prospect. He's neither big nor fast, but he's good at football. He's still ranked higher than he should be based on his projectability/measurables.  

 

Two things. 

1) Do you mean Jackson Jeffcoat? Seems like he fits the comparison better than Lockhart’s kid. 

2) Can you repost or update that rankings movement analysis that you gave us a while back? I actually think that is worthy of its own topic as an evolving thing to track for each cycle, so don’t be shy about adding a thread. People are too fucking conservative about new threads around here, but that’s worthy. 

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1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

2) Can you repost or update that rankings movement analysis that you gave us a while back? I actually think that is worthy of its own topic as an evolving thing to track for each cycle, so don’t be shy about adding a thread. People are too fucking conservative about new threads around here, but that’s worthy. 

Here's the original post.

 

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31 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Except you're joking but they actually believe that, right down to the core of their being. To the point you still see it pop on their boards regularly that they need to create a real journalism school to combat our efforts. Which would be fucking amazing since journalism as we knew it is basically fucking dead and it's just people with blogs now. Maybe they'll start a new college so they can get into the buggy-whip business as well. 

What, you mean to tell me that an Agricultural Communications and Journalism BS is, well, BS?

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12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Two things. 

1) Do you mean Jackson Jeffcoat? Seems like he fits the comparison better than Lockhart’s kid. 

I was thinking of Lockhart because he's basically the same exact size/strength/speed as he was in high school (had to look him up at Baylor because I forgot he ended up there). I remember a lot of people wanted Charlie to offer Lockhart at DE because it was clear he'd commit to Texas if he was pursued and Aggy crowed about getting him because of his initial high ranking. 

 

 

 

 

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