Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

[Elmer_Fudd 22265]

17 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Just scares mfeldstein to death.

[Elmer_Fudd 22265]

NM

Edited January 24, 2019 by Elmer_Fudd

[Burt Macklin 19026]

18 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I love the argument that a player who is a member of the high school class of 2019 and will arrive on his college's campus in 2019 should not count as a 2019 recruit.

In aggy’s defense, that doesn’t even come close to one of the dumbest arguments they’ve ever made.

[Cairn Horn88 8265]

11 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

If they do, you wouldn't know about it because it’s double secret and being held in broad daylight in their cavernous but otherwise empty trophy room. No trophies to get in the way and all. 

Knock on the door 12 times, and holler whoop!

[TtomTerrific 200]

took a spin around Texags... yep... they are in full "he is a transfer" mode. 

 

[Scholz 11944]

I’m going to drink tonight and enjoy this

[Neonmoon 38129]

I can't wait until they update the Team Rankings. 

[Tex Pete 20357]

11 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

took a spin around Texags... yep... they are in full "he is a transfer" mode. 

 

[BigSwingingD 719]

"aggy didnt lose...they just ran out of recruiting ranking"

Rinse and repeat. 

 

[Bevo14 8322]

55 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

took a spin around Texags... yep... they are in full "he is a transfer" mode. 

 

I can't even fathom how glorious the tears are gonna be if they update our ranking.

[Leanderman 2275]

Enough tears will be shed to wash hamm out of the mens room.

[GotThatFire 166]

 

54 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I can't wait until they update the Team Rankings. 

And that would be fair.

[Sejjr 3246]

aggy still doesn't understand how this shit works. All the precedents point to YES, he will count in our all-important 2019 rankings, the same rankings that only aggy deems more important than winning football games on the field.

[EZ$ 2105]

So did Jimbo book a flight for MeMaw to drop off a last minute sales pitch to Bru?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Man, if USC was a bad fit for Bru, I don't think there are invectives strong enough to describe how bad a fit aggy would be.

[GRHorn 105]

4 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch and Brauninger belly aching and conspiracy theorize about recruiting rankings for a good 10 minutes at 41:30

 

 

 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0111272-ruxa.mp3

I feel like this link needs a warning. It contains pharmaceutical grade Aggy misery. Like fentanyl crossed with Elvis’ medical cocaine. 

 

[Radical Larry 28632]

51 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

So did Jimbo book a flight for MeMaw to drop off a last minute sales pitch to Bru?

The only thing that has dropped off over there is their class rank. 

[texaslong 678]

Didn't Looch say that this years aggy secondary class would probably be better than the one Texas signed last year? Seems like they aren't even better than the secondary class that Texas signed this year. 

[texaslong 678]

2 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

Does texags hold an emergency meeting today to handle the tu situation?

Don't worry guys....Jimbo's got this. In Jimbo we trust.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Just now, texaslong said:

Didn't Looch say that this years aggy secondary class would probably be better than the one Texas signed last year? Seems like they aren't even better than the secondary class that Texas signed this year. 

When talking about Texas recruiting, "secondary class" could have multiple meanings. Are you referring to recruits at DB positions? Or recruits committed after having already signed somewhere else?

Of course, our class is better by either measure. 😎

[Tired of Lurking 637]

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

aggy still doesn't understand how this shit works. All the precedents point to YES, he will count in our all-important 2019 rankings, the same rankings that only aggy deems more important than winning football games on the field.

And if he doesn't, then he'll count towards 2020, a class we're going to really kick the shit out of them in.

But yes, he should obviously count towards this class.

[Neonmoon 38129]

26 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Didn't Looch say that this years aggy secondary class would probably be better than the one Texas signed last year? Seems like they aren't even better than the secondary class that Texas signed this year. 

Yes he did. And no, they’re not. 

Of course he said it before Bama poached two of their guys. 

[Machinator 32099]

[Machinator 32099]

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

Do they even talk about their team anymore?

[Napoleon 8684]

3 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Do they even talk about their team anymore?

Would you?

[Not a Sock 2313]

2 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Do they even talk about their team anymore?

They spent the last year touching themselves to their recruiting and Herman is about to rip it away from them in the most dramatic way possible.

[closetojumping 62741]

1) McCoy’s family is well-off. The premise of him having his hand out is laughable. On top of that, the logic that he’d only take the money after signing is, well, not logic at all. 

2) Just last year Bama had a rankings adjustment for a player that transferred in the same season, in August. 

What I love is that they’re incapable of even basic reasoning and objective thinking. It forces them to come unhinged repeatedly, to our pleasure. 

[Scholz 11944]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

What I love is that they’re incapable of even basic reasoning and objective thinking. It forces them to come unhinged repeatedly, to our pleasure. 

They’re so blinded by hate they can’t see straight. That’s what 80 straight years of failure does to you. Bitter, bitter, angry losers.

[Pato del Muerto 52508]

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

They’re so blinded by hate they can’t see straight. That’s what 80 straight years of failure does to you. Bitter, bitter, angry losers.

I figured it was the 80 years of excessive masturbation

[Scholz 11944]

Causation or correlation?

[Treefidy 1468]

Baggins has meemaw looking into the portal to see how he can add a bunch of names. 

He has to figure out a way to fit his oversigned class. 

[Telegraph_it 3357]

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

1) McCoy’s family is well-off. The premise of him having his hand out is laughable. On top of that, the logic that he’d only take the money after signing is, well, not logic at all. 

2) Just last year Bama had a rankings adjustment for a player that transferred in the same season, in August. 

What I love is that they’re incapable of even basic reasoning and objective thinking. It forces them to come unhinged repeatedly, to our pleasure. 

Like Manziel family level well off?

[Newy25 7690]

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

I’m going to drink tonight and enjoy this

I’m balls deep into some Duckhorn and reading the Aggie tears on Texags is so glorious. I almost feel guilty about great it feels. 

Almost. 

[Thiefery 5009]

Holy shit.. Billy on the radio saying the rankings, Texas sites are liars unlike his holy texags.  Also he really REALLY hates BC.

[Napoleon 8684]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

I’m balls deep into some Duckhorn and reading the Aggie tears on Texags is so glorious. I almost feel guilty about great it feels. 

Almost. 

Are these Texags threads open to the public? or behind some AG wall?

[Valmy77 13230]

2 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Holy shit.. Billy on the radio saying the rankings, Texas sites are liars unlike his holy texags.  Also he really REALLY hates BC.

So everbody in the entire world is biased except TexAgs...is that what he is running with?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Forget unhinged, they've skipped straight to uncorked. Ma gavte la nata.

[Newy25 7690]

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

Are these Texags threads open to the public? or behind some AG wall?

I suck at links and stuff but I found them without a login.

[Napoleon 8684]

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I suck at links and stuff but I found them without a login.

Gracias. I perused a few earlier and only one was longer than ~5 to 10 posts. 

I don't pay to view sites and I don't register on other school's sites, so I don't see what is behind the Moron Wall.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

8 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Holy shit.. Billy on the radio saying the rankings, Texas sites are liars unlike his holy texags.  Also he really REALLY hates BC.

If you can’t trust the Liucci 44, what can you trust?

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Their narrative of big bad sec collapsed when we dominated UGA.  Their narrative it Jimbo kicking Herman’s ass in recruiting just collapsed in the last few days.  

[Post Oak 20238]

What did he say about BC por favor?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

If you can’t trust the Liucci 44, what can you trust?

Things I trust more than the Liucci 44:

Balsawood airplanes in a tornado. An edible chastity belt. A snowman in Yemen. A "speed limit 55mph" sign at the Daytona 500. Drunk Joe Namath around an attractive sideline reporter. A rattlesnake in a rabbit hutch. 

[Valmy77 13230]

Does he mean Barking Carnival? They seem kind of dead these days.

[Napoleon 8684]

6 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Their narrative of big bad sec collapsed when we dominated UGA.  Their narrative it Jimbo kicking Herman’s ass in recruiting just collapsed in the last few days.  

So you're saying that "their narratives" tend to collapse... and suck ass*?


*Is that Corps Ass? or Sheep Ass?

[Huckleberry 32955]

4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Does he mean Barking Carnival? They seem kind of dead these days.

I assume BC meant Bryan Carrington in that context.

[Thiefery 5009]

7 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

What did he say about BC por favor?

Rambled about how he hated him, because he loves to run his mouth and do the shh thing.. I kid you not lol.. should check it out..ffwd to 41:30 into the show and enjoy the 10 min rant

[Valmy77 13230]

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I assume BC meant Bryan Carrington in that context.

Ah. Ok that makes more sense.

[Digdogger 1344]

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I assume BC meant Bryan Carrington in that context.

He meant Balls of Crystal