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Pato del Muerto

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27 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Holy shit.. Billy on the radio saying the rankings, Texas sites are liars unlike his holy texags.  Also he really REALLY hates BC.

He’s upset because  his ranking is Texas kids only ( and former Texas kids that leave the state but commit to aggy), and he cant manipulate it to account for all of the great out of state players in this Texas class. 

He’s accustomed to all of our recruits except one or two being from Texas, so he could move them down or leave them off the list. 

Theres nothing he can do with warren, brown, Watson, Smith, McCoy or adimora except scream that the national rankings are wrong. 

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Eternal Noob

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They've absolutely built their entire self-worth around Cuckbo's ability to recruit circles around Herman; especially now that the myth of SEC invincibility has been shattered. The thought that we could be the team to smash their ""1st or 2nd place finish" dream is more than they can handle. I'm waiting to see the non-ironic threats of legal action to stop the 9.95ers from putting Bru in our 2019 class. Poor aggy...where will they run away to next? forget football and take up hockey? 

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s upset because  his ranking is Texas kids only ( and former Texas kids that leave the state but commit to aggy), and he cant manipulate it to account for all of the great out of state players in this Texas class. 

He’s accustomed to all of our recruits except one or two being from Texas, so he could move them down or leave them off the list. 

Theres nothing he can do with warren, brown, Watson, Smith, McCoy or adimora except scream that the national rankings are wrong. 

I can't wait for Owens to perform well on the field, he's the kid they are bashing no matter if they preface it with "I have nothing against the kid.."

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Pato del Muerto

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1 minute ago, Eternal Noob said:

They've absolutely built their entire self-worth around Cuckbo's ability to recruit circles around Herman; especially now that the myth of SEC invincibility has been shattered. The thought that we could be the team to smash their ""1st or 2nd place finish" dream is more than they can handle. I'm waiting to see the non-ironic threats of legal action to stop the 9.95ers from putting Bru in our 2019 class. Poor aggy...where will they run away to next? forget football and take up hockey? 

They are also in mid pivot from last year’s “Texas kids can’t compete in the sec, we need more Florida/Georgia dawgs to compete” when herman cleaned up in state to this year’s “we dominated in state recruiting and we will continue to do so going forward because jimbo is the best”

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They are also in mid pivot from last year’s “Texas kids can’t compete in the sec, we need more Florida/Georgia dawgs to compete” when herman cleaned up in state to this year’s “we dominated in state recruiting and we will continue to do so going forward because jimbo is the best”

Yep.   That was the narrative last year.  And us signing terrible linemen on both sides.  Which was dumb. We had a good to great class of beef on both lines.  

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7 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch and Brauninger belly aching and conspiracy theorize about recruiting rankings for a good 10 minutes at 41:30

 

 

 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0111272-ruxa.mp3

If Looch actually thinks the Bama and LSU offers to Wydermyer are real, he's much, much dumber than we all think he is. 

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Holy fuck, that Looch podcast is amazing. He sounds 5 drinks deep, just losing it over the 247 rankings being rigged. He says the people who rank them are “complete spares” who wouldn’t know a 5 star if it hit them in the face

(while at the same time maintaining the Looch 44, the most biased ranking ever produced by mankind.)

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2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Holy fuck, that Looch podcast is amazing. He sounds 5 drinks deep, just losing it over the 247 rankings being rigged. He says the people who rank them are “complete spares” who wouldn’t know a 5 star if it hit them in the face

(while at the same time maintaining the Looch 44, the most biased ranking ever produced by mankind.)

He hasn’t looked at 247 rankings closely.  They In the 247 rankings have 18 of our recruits ranked lower than the composite average.  

247 is the ranking in the composite that our recruits lowest.  

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Scholz

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13 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Damn. These agroloids are dumb and scared

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“...unfortunately the sips appear to have some bizarre and highly questionable momentum...”

In all seriousness, aggys will never be able to admit to themselves what a draw our university, our athletic department and our city (oh and our women) are to recruits. Totally baffling to them because they like cow patties.

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Damn. These agroloids are dumb and scared

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"unfortunately the sips appear to have some bizarre and highly questionable momentum at this stage in the game."

Yeah, it's so bizarre to have momentum coming off a 10-win season, NY6 bowl victory, and a final Top 10 ranking. Guess an A&M fan wouldn't have much experience with those things.

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1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Stupid sips, we STILL have the best recruiting class on the south Brazos.

Don't worry about the rankings. They will lose Sheppard and we will gain him plus we are set to add another 4 star, with a possible bama flip. We will finish ahead even if they were allowed to count transfers in a class (they don't).

Stupid aggy.

 

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Bru is going to count toward the 2019 class. Even if for some reason it’s not in the composite, everyone knows that he’s a 2019 player. This is going to break aggy in a way Malikmas never could. In 2015 they had hope that Strong would suck.

Fast forward to 2019 - Texas has just finished the season in the top 10 after beating SEC #2 powerhouse Georgia and is coming off of a top 3 finish in recruiting in 2018. aggy has just been passed in the rankings in the final stretch of the 2019 class and has what is probably its toughest schedule since leaving for the SEC.

aggy knows what’s coming. Deep down they know it. And they’re scared. The window of opportunity has passed. It’s over. They had their chance and found a way to aggy it up yet again. 

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5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

“The NCAA has been consistent in not granting waivers due to coaching changes”

-TexAgs

Perhaps they should refer to Patrick Hudson or Shea Patterson. 

Bo Darville is one angry, angry little ag.

When Bru counts towards our class and we jump them, he will play it off as bomc, but inside he will die a little bit. 

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11 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

“The NCAA has been consistent in not granting waivers due to coaching changes”

-TexAgs

Perhaps they should refer to Patrick Hudson or Shea Patterson. 

To play devil’s advocate, those players obtained a waiver after head coaches were fired in the midst of a rape scandal (Briles) and NCAAA violations (Freeze). 

The distinction here is that Bru’s OC left for a better job and USC is not left with the adverse effects of an NCAA investigation or civil lawsuits. Will that distinction be meaningful in the NCAA’s eyes?  Who knows.  But if college football is moving toward giving the players more rights (the stipend was a start), then the NCAA may decide that coaching changes right after a player has signed an LOI justify a waiver.

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

To play devil’s advocate, those players obtained a waiver after head coaches were fired in the midst of a rape scandal (Briles) and NCAAA violations (Freeze). 

The distinction here is that Bru’s OC left for a better job and USC is not left with the adverse effects of an NCAA investigation or civil lawsuits. Will that distinction be meaningful in the NCAA’s eyes?  Who knows.  But if college football is moving toward giving the players more rights (the stipend was a start), then the NCAA may decide that coaching changes right after a player has signed an LOI justify a waiver.

I think the thing that makes Bru's case interesting is that a case could be made that the rush to hire Kingsbury was done solely to aid in recruiting and mislead prospects like him. 

After watching it all play out, it's clear the hire was made before he or usc really had time to vet the situation.  It was a rush hire made out of desperation to secure guys like Bru, who are now asked to pay the price. 

I'm not sure that will be enough to qualify for a waiver, but it is a more unique situation than a coach who has been around for a few years deciding to leave.  The coach he was told would be his coach never even really intended to coach there and was only brought in for a very specific period of time to sell a story that was never true. 

I'd also imagine details of what he saw inside the program after enrolling will matter.  For him to get out that quickly, I'd guess what he saw was pretty fucked up. 

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/colleges/revamped-ncaa-waiver-policy-helps-transfers-play-right-away/2019/01/23/0b38b792-1f5e-11e9-a759-2b8541bbbe20_story.html?utm_term=.91107e40fc46

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A request for immediate eligibility can now be granted if the transfer was due to “documented mitigating circumstances that are outside the student-athlete’s control and directly impact the health, safety and well-being of the student-athlete.”

Mental anguish.

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23 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Bo Darville is one angry, angry little ag.

When Bru counts towards our class and we jump them, he will play it off as bomc, but inside he will die a little bit. 

Bo Darville and Flexbone (Robert Lea Wilson) are going to be really, really angry at 247 when we pass them in the composite.  Both are drooling retards who aren’t smart enough to realize 247 has 18 of our recruits ranked lower than the composite average.  Both deep down know the entire SEC narrative and the Jimbo is out recruiting Herman narrative have been blown the fuck up in the last 30 days.  Two bitter, bitter faggits.  

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4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Bo Darville and Flexbone (Robert Lea Wilson) are going to be really, really angry at 247 when we pass them in the composite.  Both are drooling retards who aren’t smart enough to realize 247 has 18 of our recruits ranked lower than the composite average.  Both deep down know the entire SEC narrative and the Jimbo is out recruiting Herman narrative have been blown the fuck up in the last 30 days.  Two bitter, bitter faggits.  

Those two idiots to 247 after final rankings come out... 

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30 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Bo Darville and Flexbone (Robert Lea Wilson) are going to be really, really angry at 247 when we pass them in the composite.  Both are drooling retards who aren’t smart enough to realize 247 has 18 of our recruits ranked lower than the composite average.  Both deep down know the entire SEC narrative and the Jimbo is out recruiting Herman narrative have been blown the fuck up in the last 30 days.  Two bitter, bitter faggits.  

Robert Lea Wilson, now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.  He used to be all over the texags boards, posting under many, many usernames throughout the years.  Is he really alive and well and posting under the name Flexbone?

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2 hours ago, Istian said:

Bru is going to count toward the 2019 class. Even if for some reason it’s not in the composite, everyone knows that he’s a 2019 player. This is going to break aggy in a way Malikmas never could. In 2015 they had hope that Strong would suck.

Fast forward to 2019 - Texas has just finished the season in the top 10 after beating SEC #2 powerhouse Georgia and is coming off of a top 3 finish in recruiting in 2018. aggy has just been passed in the rankings in the final stretch of the 2019 class and has what is probably its toughest schedule since leaving for the SEC.

aggy knows what’s coming. Deep down they know it. And they’re scared. The window of opportunity has passed. It’s over. They had their chance and found a way to aggy it up yet again. 

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14 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

Robert Lea Wilson, now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.  He used to be all over the texags boards, posting under many, many usernames throughout the years.  Is he really alive and well and posting under the name Flexbone?

Yep.  That’s him.  Still a tard.  

One of his earliest posts on Texags was him crying like a bitch because his girlfriend dumped him.  

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42 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Bo Darville and Flexbone (Robert Lea Wilson)

"Leah" is a giant twat from waaaayyyyy back.  Google his meltdowns trying to fight other Ags.  His epic bleeding gash posts when his girlfriend dumped him and he poured his poor little heart out, looking for comfort.  How that idiot doxxed himself by inserting his initials into his user name (RLWilson, then kept popping off @ the mouth about his time in law school @ Tech) .  Cried to the mods.  He's a tax attorney in Houston that has made a name for himself repeatedly kicking himself in the dick and then screaming that everyone else is an moron.....

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I remember him bragging about going to law school at UF.  He also posted as Bud Lite Kaminski, among many other names.  He was about 6'5, 230 lbs if I remember correctly.  And he was damn proud of it.  

That was back in the golden era of texags and aggy misery; the Fran era.  Fran let them down so many times.  He would set a record for futility, and then the following year he would break his own record.  It's was a magical time.  If only I had realized at the time that the Fran era would quickly come to an end, I would have savored every moment of it.

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