Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

[texifornia 56943]

[Valmy77 13226]

Love me some 2%ers. Of course I guess if all the A&M alumni and fans thought that way we would have nothing to talk about on this board.

[texifornia 56943]

[Elmer_Fudd 22215]

I was in the camp of not caring what Shepherd does, but fuck it, I want more aggy tears, so do whatever you need to do Herman to keep him.

[Elmer_Fudd 22215]

The Georgia win broke aggy.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

I was in the camp of not caring what Shepherd does, but fuck it, I want more aggy tears, so do whatever you need to do Herman to keep him.

With Bru it doesn’t matter anymore as far as perception goes.  Just like after we ran Georgia off the field no one gave a shit about their win against a depleted and unranked NC State.  And forgot their big win against LSU 

[HtownHorn 14678]

Yeah, watch Texas keep Shepherd and get Lakia Henry, and further separate themselves from aggy.

[Post Oak 20213]

I'm on record with wanting to keep Shephard.  I don't know if we will, but I hope so.

[Caddox 952]

52 minutes ago, Quasimofo said:

What does Leah Knight do besides pose with recruits? I understand she is the aggy antithesis to BC, but does she perform some sort of service? I mean, other than what it looks like she's there to do. Brewster seemed to take the helm while he was there.

I'm sure she absolutely sucks at her job. 

[jet black 204]

Fucking lulz that they have convinced themselves that Jimbo is a better coach than Herman, when Herman whipped his ass with about half the talent. It’s about the aggyest thing ever.

 

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The Georgia win broke aggy.

What this presupposes is...they were once fixed?

[Quasimofo 406]

God Bless the inner net for bringing me real time pleasure of seeing those rubes SO fucking upset about losing moral victories (defeat, snatched from the jaws of victory) over recruiting.

[Quasimofo 406]

And then there is "HGAF" which I can only hope is "who gives a fuck".
Ghost of LL must be on life support somewhere

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"A&M is not one of them schools YET" and they'll never fucking be one...they'll always be a B-tier team

Edited January 25, 2019 by Happy Gilmore

[MonkeyDoughnut 10234]

So any truth to the rumor they are planning to force out all their players at the end of the season in order to sign a class of 85 to improve their chance of signing a better class than us in 2020?

[George Clooney 378]

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

Yep. 

 

It is 100% about race. "this dude sure does talk a lot" is one baby step removed from "that uppity boy". The reply using the thinly veiled "professionals like Leah Knight and Austin Thomas" only cements it. White people. They mean white people. 

 

 

The guy who said that is in high school and apparently wants to work at TexAgs when he gets to aggy. I guess look out for some dipshit named Luke Leifker "rising up the ranks" in a few years.

[Tex Pete 20349]

8 minutes ago, jet black said:

Fucking lulz that they have convinced themselves that Jimbo is a better coach than Herman, when Herman whipped his ass with about half the talent. It’s about the aggyest thing ever.

Yeah, but Jimbo recruited that shitty OL at Florida State. That’s not fair. 

[ClubWhatever 12138]

 But he didn’t have The Marine then. 

[Bear19 82]

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

TE: neither team signed one. Advantage A&M.

-Kevin Kubescheski

Anyone know what happened to “The People’s Elbow” on Hornfans?

I never see his handle anymore but I assume he’s around under a different moniker.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

3 minutes ago, Bear19 said:

Anyone know what happened to “The People’s Elbow” on Hornfans?

I never see his handle anymore but I assume he’s around under a different moniker.

[Hagbard Celine 10859]

16 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Damn. These agroloids are dumb and scared

Texags Dumbfuckery

Ministry of Information REDACTED

[TtomTerrific 200]

"Bo Darvill" on Texags spent last night signing off every thread with "he is a transfer.. he won't count"... up until 2am...still at it... he was all over it with the Iraqi information Minister act.

I check back today... after some sleep.. 

and the threads are gone. 

we saw it.. asshole... you and that dumb fucking "David Puddy"... wrong again... no matter what you delete. 

[jebusshuttlecock 200]

rudderag lost his god damn mind in that thread.  his comments got deleted but they're still on his profile

 

https://www.reddit.com/user/rudderag20

[EZ$ 2104]

24 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yeah, watch Texas keep Shepherd and get Lakia Henry, and further separate themselves from aggy.

I suspect Jimbo will find a couple last minute 4-stars to sign out of nowhere like he did last year and will end up ranked in front of us.  Might not be possible if we get Lakia Henry though. 

Edited January 25, 2019 by EZ$

[Wishbone 4759]

Cults cringe at that shitshow.

[TtomTerrific 200]

I thought, that if we lost Sheppard, that our score would go up... is that still a thing? 

[texifornia 56943]

Just now, TtomTerrific said:

I thought, that if we lost Sheppard, that our score would go up... is that still a thing? 

Our average score per commit, since he's below our average number. Our total score would go down.

[TtomTerrific 200]

ah... thanks 

[texifornia 56943]

How do we get away with this...

Edited January 25, 2019 by texifornia

[Mikey4 2476]

I'm here for the tears.

[Mikey4 2476]

They can run from the conference, but they'll always be little brother.

[Radical Larry 28589]

They truly are a bunch of fucking morons.

[randygilman 643]

@Hank Scorpio

I used to be a little skeptical when you said we should be happy to finish second in these recruitments. I should have listened

[Magus Ossis 2798]

Jimbo promised a top 2 class. In binary, he has aggy at 100 right now. Advantage aggy.

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

I've seen it a million times but their obsession with Texas still amazes me.

 

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

8 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Jimbo promised a top 2 class. In binary, he has aggy at 100 right now. Advantage aggy.

top 2...in Texas 

[mr.goodkat 464]

25 minutes ago, Quasimofo said:

And then there is "HGAF" which I can only hope is "who gives a fuck".
Ghost of LL must be on life support somewhere

i assumed "hardly give a fuck " who didnt cross my mind . but then again i'm not aggy . 

[texifornia 56943]

Hello @Longhornfrenzy - "only Alabama should get exceptions"

Edited January 25, 2019 by texifornia

[texifornia 56943]

[GotThatFire 166]

 Argue one way or the other, but it’s “fair”  and accurate to count Bru as part of Texas’ 2019 class.

[pacman 7355]

"change the rules"

 

lol does 247 have some imaginary rulebook i don't know about

 

aggy and their victim mentality

Edited January 25, 2019 by pacman

[Dbeasy 15048]

Aggy now furiously searching for a different recruiting service to elevate to prominence. Cletus’s Big R Recruiting to the courtesy phone.

[Post Oak 20213]

 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

3 hours ago, satyanash said:

Well, you see, Rudderag, Jimbo doesn't have a wife because she was fucking his rivals students. 

[speed817 19267]

http://captiongenerator.com/1259712/Texas-AM-2019-Recruiting-Class

 

 

[texifornia 56943]

Oh daddy98. Ask for stars and you shall receive.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

http://captiongenerator.com/1259712/Texas-AM-2019-Recruiting-Class
 
 

Despite the Hitler thing being older than hell - this is actually really funny.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Poor Bo Darville.  He’s losing it.  Thinks Bru will have to sit out.  Yesterday it was he wound the count in the rankings.  

[billfromlaketravis 11466]

4 minutes ago, speed817 said:

http://captiongenerator.com/1259712/Texas-AM-2019-Recruiting-Class

 

 

Almost perfect. Just photoshop Buzbee's head on Hitler's body. 

[Bevo14 8310]

5 minutes ago, speed817 said:

http://captiongenerator.com/1259712/Texas-AM-2019-Recruiting-Class

 

 

Damn, I laughed my ass off.