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GlenFromTheMailRoom

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ah, the ole Fake News game of repetition where if someone repeats it enough, it becomes fact. Seen as somewhat of a sleeping giant by who exactly? Well, other aggies obviously, specifically the dipshit writing this article. 

 

Speaking of which, what the fuck did Jeff Howe have to contribute to that steaming pile of detritus? It had to have just been a quote form the THSCA meeting, right? Because other than a quote, there's one fact in that article and it's google level common knowledge at this point. 

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A solid 1/3 of those questions seemed about herman and/or texas. Torbush.
Liucci answers all Texas questions with an aggy reaffirming, it's-great-to-be-us flavor. Pubes is that lever that activates sex stimulation centers in their aggy brains instead of the lever that releases food. They ask him a Texas question, they get a little tickle in their micro-penii.

They would happily starve.
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1 hour ago, texaslong said:

Other than the money - Fisher was given a record $75 million guaranteed contract over 10 years - a lot of the national media has questioned why he would make the move.

No. I think everybody is pretty much satisfied that it was the unprecedented money that drew Fisher to A&M. 

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2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

No. I think everybody is pretty much satisfied that it was the unprecedented money that drew Fisher to A&M. 

And because his team at FSU was a dumpster fire that had turned against him.  And his coaching staff was bordering on 2010s Mack-level cronyism, incompetence, and laziness.

Other than that, though, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

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5 minutes ago, BoomMF said:

Liucci answers all Texas questions with an aggy reaffirming, it's-great-to-be-us flavor. Pubes is that lever that activates sex stimulation centers in their aggy brains instead of the lever that releases food. They ask him a Texas question, they get a little tickle in their micro-penii.

They would happily starve.

He has perfected the pose of unsupported smugness. 

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2 hours ago, golfclap said:

Per Hamm Lite -- Wydermeyer is on commit watch :: 

 

Also here's a list for their unofficial pool party Friday :: 

 

Here's who we have so far. Keep in mind that plans could change between now and Friday:

2019 COMMITS 
S Brian Williams, Dallas Bishop Dunne 
S Demani Richardson, Waxahachie 
WR Chase Lane, Houston St. Pius X 
DL DeMarvin Leal, Converse Judson 
CB Erick Young, Fort Bend Bush 
CB Bobby Wolfe, Houston Madison 
DE Braedon Mowry, Katy Taylor 
LB RJ Orebo, Dayton 
TE Baylor Cupp, Brock 
OC Layden Robinson, Manvel

2019 TARGETS 
TE Jalen Wydermyer, Dickinson

2020 COMMITS 
OG Josh Bankhead, The Woodlands College Park 
OT Smart Chibuzo, Fort Bend Hightower 
OG Akinola Ogunbiyi, Fort Bend Kempner

2020 TARGETS 
S Chris Thompson, Duncanville 
WR Troy Omeire, Fort Bend Austin 
CB Joseph Wilson, North Shore

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Other than the money - Fisher was given a record $75 million guaranteed contract over 10 years - a lot of the national media has questioned why he would make the move. 

No they arent.  They know exactly why he made the move.  Other than the money?  Keep telling your readers that. 

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Seen on twitter that Northwestern State has several D1 transfers that'll suit up this season, anybody have an article or list on this?

They have Memphis transfer Clay Holgorsen at QB,  Jazz Ferguson, 4 star WR transfer from LSU,  Will Champion OL lineman from ULM and Tyler Rapp OL from Air Force.  They have several JUCO's on the roster as well.   Caleb Bluiett's little brother, Christian starts on their DL.  Holgorsen is a decent QB.  He sat behind Lynch at Memphis.  

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3 hours ago, markstanco said:

No they arent.  They know exactly why he made the move.  Other than the money?  Keep telling your readers that. 

Jimbo overplayed his hand just as Sherrill did going from Pitt to Aggy.  I suspect Jimbo will do just as Jackie.. shit the bed out of the gates and open up the FedEx plan after year 3.

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12 hours ago, texaslong said:

This whole article screams insecurity and little man syndrome. They have to keep telling everyone how great they are. 

Jimbo Fisher's recruiting pitch same thing that drew him to A&M

SAN ANTONIO - Jimbo Fisher was in a good spot. The Florida State head coach won a national championship in 2013 and was firmly entrenched at one of the top programs in the country. In previous offseasons, he had rebuffed efforts from other schools trying to lure him away from Tallahassee.

 

This past offseason was different, though.

 

Texas A&M made Fisher its only target as the Aggies looked to replace Kevin Sumlin. Seminole fans as well as media members that covered the team scoffed at the idea that he would leave Florida State for Aggieland. However, that is exactly what happened. In fact, as it became increasingly obvious that he was headed to A&M, he didn't even coach the team's final game as the powers that be in Tallahassee were resigned to the fact that Fisher was leaving.

Other than the money - Fisher was given a record $75 million guaranteed contract over 10 years - a lot of the national media has questioned why he would make the move. He is very familiar with the SEC, having cut his teeth at LSU and Auburn as an assistant, so it was a return to a conference that he considers the best in the country. However, there was much more that he felt Aggieland had to offer.

 

More like "take the money and run"   Talking about a guy staring at a desperate team willing to throw obscene money at a coach. Talking about a guy who was on his own personal Texas Cyclone where he had just done the big free fall but the car came off the tracks.   He was about to crash and burn with his stock dropping like Enron, when aggy bailed him out with a golden parachute   

His wife fucked everyone in the state of Florida leaving him as the laughing stock of the state, but aggy came to the rescue.   So now it's just spin, what else are you going to say about someone who is paying you 75M guaranteed?  He's a good coach, but there are a bunch of those.   He won a MNC, but so did gene chizik, Larry Coker and les miles.  75M???  That's pure aggy   

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11 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

And because his team at FSU was a dumpster fire that had turned against him.  And his coaching staff was bordering on 2010s Mack-level cronyism, incompetence, and laziness.

Other than that, though, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

So, just when, last year, did jimbo mail it in with FSU....knowing he was gonna leave?  Or did he believe he might try to get more $$$ out of the school?  Seems like he knew he was leaving.

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58 minutes ago, texifornia said:

x-post because woof

Jimbo looks like he had a bad, late night at the blackjack table last night. Between Kliff and the Maje he looks OLD. 

Mos def.  Interesting to see how far the average head coach age has fallen in the past 5 years.  

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

x-post because woof

Jimbo looks like he had a bad, late night at the blackjack table last night. Between Kliff and the Maje he looks OLD. 

Jimbo looks like he's about to have a stroke. If your gonna pay for hair plugs, you should probably take care of the rest of your body also Jimbo.

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9 hours ago, texifornia said:

x-post because woof

Jimbo looks like he had a bad, late night at the blackjack table last night. Between Kliff and the Maje he looks OLD. 

Why'd they leave a gap between Herman and Major? Bad blood?

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