Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

[Katfid54 8631]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

What rhymes with rape?

[texifornia 56944]

13 minutes ago, golfclap said:

TexAgs is reporting that Marcel Brooks will be in Lit Station today. 

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52492]

Crepe

grape

scrape

drape

gape

 

[Katfid54 8631]

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

What rhymes with rape?

 

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Crepe

grape

scrape

drape

gape

 

More rhyme gifs:

 

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

More rhyme gifs:

 

 

 

Fuck that. You can’t do tape AND ticker tape. That is bullshit. They are both tapes

[Katfid54 8631]

2 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 

Fuck that. You can’t do tape AND ticker tape. That is bullshit. They are both tapes

Suck my balls, Barnes.  Scotch tape.  Ticker tape.  Masking tape.  Audio tape.  That shit all plays.

[kilroydos 267]

33 minutes ago, golfclap said:

TexAgs is reporting that Marcel Brooks will be in Lit Station today. 

 

 

It's also being floated that he was supposed to go to OU this weekend, but his ride (the A&M unofficial staff member) fell through.  If that's the difference between a grapist ending up at A&M versus OU, then thank god for the bagman.

[texasstrong12 4668]

Somebody is gonna have to explain to me why Brooks is a top 100 recruit to begin with. 

[Pato del Muerto 52492]

And, I said scrape. You said scrape again. Do you like scrape?

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

 

47 minutes ago, golfclap said:

TexAgs is reporting that Marcel Brooks will be in Lit Station today. 

 

 

They also doubt he makes it in now, which would be shocking. 

[Orange&White 5526]

40 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

What rhymes with rape?

Baylor?

Art Briles?

[Leanderman 2275]

TexAgs is reporting that Marcel Brooks will be in Lit Station today. 

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[texifornia 56944]

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

Somebody is gonna have to explain to me why Brooks is a top 100 recruit to begin with. 

He's a really good football player.

Also it sounds like aggy is in the same boat as us with him:

Edited July 27, 2018 by texifornia

[texasstrong12 4668]

It's not a great look that LSU is willing to take somebody like Brooks. 

[rickyspub 801]

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Suck my balls, Barnes.  Scotch tape.  Ticker tape.  Masking tape.  Audio tape.  That shit all plays.

I am going to assume you left out Statutory tape on purpose, since it doesn't apply to Brooks.

[closetojumping 62690]

25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's a really good football player.

Also it sounds like aggy is in the same boat as us with him:

I have said it before, but will probably repeat it often because of the rate of change on these threads but - you can tell which mods have actual contacts within the programs they cover, and which ones don't, by watching the discussions and updates about Brooks. To a similar degree, the same can be said for Marques Beason. Whoever reported the Brooks info to their aggie following is someone getting used by Brooks' handler, or is getting played hard by the staff. 

[texifornia 56944]

Hamm says Price is making BBQ for the pool party. Advantage: Texas.

[Leanderman 2275]

Road kill grilled up right I assume?

[Orange&White 5526]

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hamm says Price is making BBQ for the pool party. Advantage: Texas.

So it is an actual school sanctioned event after all, right?

Edited July 27, 2018 by Orange^White

[Magus Ossis 2799]

Mainly leftovers and bread.

10 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Road kill grilled up right I assume?

 

[texifornia 56944]

Just now, Magus Ossis said:

Mainly leftovers and bread.

 

Blake Trainor and RJ Orebo are going to be there?

[Longhornfrenzy 5715]

10 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

So it is an actual school sanctioned event after all, right?

IDK, but its being held at Callaway villas

Student athletic apartments

[Vertigo 20285]

3 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Suck my balls, Barnes.  Scotch tape.  Ticker tape.  Masking tape.  Audio tape.  That shit all plays.

[Vertigo 20285]

3 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

 

They also doubt he makes it in now, which would be shocking. 

Those ankle monitors are a bitch. 

[South Austin 52490]

59 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hamm says Price is making BBQ for the pool party. Advantage: Texas.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

Mainly leftovers and bread.

 

This will be the first time bread has brought itself to a party

[Machinator 32099]

[MonkeyDoughnut 10234]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Hamm says Price is making BBQ for the pool party. Advantage: Texas.

It's in College Station. How much more advantage does Texas need?

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

What's that supposed to be?  Who eats that?

[South Austin 52490]

6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

 Who eats that?

aggy recruits.

[texifornia 56944]

Jesus Christ I hope none of these slapdicks have daughters at aggy.

Spoiler

 

Edited July 27, 2018 by texifornia

[Tex Pete 20351]

2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

IDK, but its being held at Callaway villas

Student athletic apartments

Wait, so you're telling me this isn't really some awesome organic event put together by those swell 2019 aggie commits?! Gee whillickers!

[Not a Sock 2313]

16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Jesus Christ I hope none of these slapdicks have daughters at aggy.

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I just don't get how these dumb fucks think kids getting drafted from Georgia and Bama some how counts towards A&M.

Edited July 27, 2018 by Not a Sock

[HtownHorn 14678]

How do you fuck up there vs. their?

[texifornia 56944]

 

[Radical Larry 28589]

Try not to commit any recruiting violations this weekend.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

[BigHorn'13 3363]

Where does "absolutely on fire" fall on the lit spectrum?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

6 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Where does "absolutely on fire" fall on the lit spectrum?

[SizzleChest 8283]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Hahahahaha.

 

[Colonel Sanders 1336]

2 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Where does "absolutely on fire" fall on the lit spectrum?

[NorLa Horns 1458]

i'm really beginning to wonder WTF the College Station fire department is doing with its time, with all these fires all over the place down there.

[Katfid54 8631]

11 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

i'm really beginning to wonder WTF the College Station fire department is doing with its time, with all these fires all over the place down there.

The Station is lit! Gondor calls for aid!

[texifornia 56944]

4 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

The Station is lit! Gondor calls for aid!

[Pato del Muerto 52492]

7 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

The Station is lit! Gondor calls for aid!

And kingwood shall answer!

[Vertigo 20285]

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And kingwood shall answer!

Riders of Maroon F250’s! We shall meet them in battle!

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

How about we just send the suicide squad from the Judean People's Front?

[Bevo14 8311]

37 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

i'm really beginning to wonder WTF the College Station fire department is doing with its time, with all these fires all over the place down there.

aggy relocating to California? 

[Leanderman 2275]

So the recruits have organized a BBQ at an off campus private gated apartment complex, yet have convinced an aggie coach to also cook for the event. I know I sure did not have those logistical and organizational skills when I was in high school. I would love to see who else is attending that BBQ besides potential recruits and committed recruits? 

[GoonerSooner 120]

@TFB_Sooners

Despite waking up to a mysterious flat tire in College Station... the Carter's are still planning on making it up to the #Sooners BBQ, today.
11:05 AM - 28 Jul 2018