Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

[Chuckie Finster 23075]

@TFB_Sooners Despite waking up to a mysterious flat tire in College Station... the Carter's are still planning on making it up to the #Sooners BBQ, today.

11:05 AM - 28 Jul 2018

 

 

“A&M slashed a recruit’s tire to prevent them from visiting another school” needs to become the new “Hamm followed a kid into the bathroom.”

 

[Vertigo 20494]

18 minutes ago, GoonerSooner said:

@TFB_Sooners

Despite waking up to a mysterious flat tire in College Station... the Carter's are still planning on making it up to the #Sooners BBQ, today.
11:05 AM - 28 Jul 2018

Thats some bushleague shit if true. 

[Goodman 3283]

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Thats some bushleague shit if true. 

Is it worse than what they used to do to our players the night before our game? food that gave our team the shits and room calls all night? 

 

Fuck all who want to play these pieces of shit!

[Neonmoon 38130]

Those people are fucking insane. 

[thepop 4418]

There’s no way that’s a coincidence 

[texasstrong12 4668]

if somebody actually slashed their tires so he wouldn't make it to Norman those people are crazier than I thought. Which is really saying something. 

[PNWhornsfan 391]

Haha if true, there's no way Carter ever commits to ATM, right?  Who wants to play for a school whose fans slashed your tires?

[Bevo14 8468]

38 minutes ago, GoonerSooner said:

@TFB_Sooners

Despite waking up to a mysterious flat tire in College Station... the Carter's are still planning on making it up to the #Sooners BBQ, today.
11:05 AM - 28 Jul 2018

Anybody know Karen's whereabouts last night?

[thepop 4418]

2 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

Haha if true, there's no way Carter ever commits to ATM, right?  Who wants to play for a school whose fans slashed your tires?

He gone. I wouldn’t consider a school if something fishy like this happened.

[Chuckie Finster 23075]

I give it another hour or so before aggy starts to accuse an undercover Longhorn fan of actually doing it.

[Goodman 3283]

3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Anybody know Karen's whereabouts last night?

She would be tough to track. Could be at hamms sweet new studio he shares with a Blinn part timer, trying to peek in jimbos windows, watching brew and leah hump or asking Craig and Thomas for gas cash...

[Pato del Muerto 53500]

Leave it to aggy to only deflate one tire. 

Most cars have one spare.  

2 flats compounds the problem to maybe actually accomplish the goal. 

But aggy has never been very adept at cheating. Practice doesn’t always make perfect. 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3555]

32 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Anybody know Karen's whereabouts last night?

I would assume she's either at home trying to scrap her ovaries off her kitchen table or hiding in the bushes outside of Jimbo's house.

[GoonerSooner 120]

@jcarter2133

My dad unexpectedly got a nail in his tire and had I complete flat. Due to how far we are from our home and from OU we will not attend the BBQ at OU.
7/28/18 1:08 PM

[tejas60 3559]

it was probably a quarter.

[Pato del Muerto 53500]

The station to Norman is a long boring drive anyway. 

[cafe society 2903]

35 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I give it another hour or so before aggy starts to accuse an undercover Longhorn fan of actually doing it.

Straight out of their playbook.

[Goodman 3283]

28 minutes ago, GoonerSooner said:

@jcarter2133

My dad unexpectedly got a nail in his tire and had I complete flat. Due to how far we are from our home and from OU we will not attend the BBQ at OU.
7/28/18 1:08 PM

Carter has been rumored to have baggage, aggie is known to pay that sec $$$....i'm guessing aggie locked him up and the kid does not want to tell ou, yet.

[randygilman 643]

37 minutes ago, GoonerSooner said:

@jcarter2133

My dad unexpectedly got a nail in his tire and had I complete flat. Due to how far we are from our home and from OU we will not attend the BBQ at OU.
7/28/18 1:08 PM

[ousux 5638]

And, I said scrape. You said scrape again. Do you like scrape?

Wherever I go, I must also scrape.

[RollingPresidential 633]

Why did they make such an effort to make this “unofficial” when it was obviously an official thing?

[Mano Cornuda 38]

9 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

Why did they make such an effort to make this “unofficial” when it was obviously an official thing?

Probably because that would require them to admit that the best available venue in that shithole town is a pool at a campus apartment complex. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13434]

Weird way for aggy to deliver a bag full of cash, nailing it to a tire.

[williemackgarza 1826]

The ol nail in the tire trick huh? Jimbo pullin out all the stops! The likes never seen before! Sending shock waves throughout college football!

[mr. sunshine 2859]

The potato in the tailpipe was accidentally served with the BBQ and nobody noticed 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

3 hours ago, GoonerSooner said:

@jcarter2133

My dad unexpectedly got a nail in his tire and had I complete flat. Due to how far we are from our home and from OU we will not attend the BBQ at OU.
7/28/18 1:08 PM

I prefer the nails in my tire to be expected.  

[Machinator 32103]

Carter committed.

[Radical Larry 28822]

Saved by an “unfortunate” flat tire.

[Bevo 13892]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Carter committed.

Interesting. I hope they pay for Brooks also. God willing, we will see great entertainment.

[cafe society 2903]

As usual, aggy playing the short game for long-term pain.  I'm pleased with this development; let those Jonestown rubes brag about their ranking.  I am in the company that wishes Brooks upon them, as well.   Dirt Burglar understands how to maximize these guys before they spend 5-10 inside.  Happy not to face them.

[Fud 9724]

Loochi is touting this as a win over Bama

Carter tried to commit to Bama last month and was told to hold off 

[BoomMF 1402]

4 hours ago, Goodman said:

Carter has been rumored to have baggage, aggie is known to pay that sec $$$....i'm guessing aggie locked him up and the kid does not want to tell ou, yet.

Nailed it.

[thepop 4418]

Don’t think we are finishing in front of aggy at this rate, but as long as we finish top ten we gucci.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

6 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

if somebody actually slashed their tires so he wouldn't make it to Norman those people are crazier than I thought. Which is really saying something. 

They didnt slash the tire. They stuck a nail in it. Using a stack of cash or a thin blonde

[NorLa Horns 1458]

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Leave it to aggy to only deflate one tire. 

Most cars have one spare.  

2 flats compounds the problem to maybe actually accomplish the goal. 

But aggy has never been very adept at cheating. Practice doesn’t always make perfect. 

Think arkansas track national championships. Smh

[RomaVicta 30586]

1 hour ago, Fud said:

Loochi is touting this as a win over Bama

Carter tried to commit to Bama last month and was told to hold off 

The football world will be a battle between two Titans, Alabama and Texas A&M. The sleeping giant awakes and stands athwart the South more than ready to challenge the tide itself. 

No delusion here my friends. It's as good as already done in their little heads.

[Neonmoon 38130]

OU being out cheated by Aggy. Classic 

[Leanderman 2367]

aggies punched the tire with crab legs. Modus operandi of dumbo.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

15 hours ago, thepop said:

Don’t think we are finishing in front of aggy at this rate, but as long as we finish top ten we gucci.

We better finish top ten.  We’re never gonna beat Bama as long as they bring in top 3 classes every year.  Just saying.

[Pato del Muerto 53500]

5 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

We better finish top ten.  We’re never gonna beat Bama as long as they bring in top 3 classes every year.  Just saying.

Look at clemson’s rankings the past 6 years. You don’t have to be top 3 every year, because the ranking services are fallible. 

[PNWhornsfan 391]

So what's the finish to their class?: Stripling, Ugwoegbu, Wright, Sorrells, Harris?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

19 hours ago, Mano Cornuda said:

Probably because that would require them to admit that the best available venue in that shithole town is a pool at a campus apartment complex. 

Actually, there's a really good pool in town (huge waterslides, big picnic areas, grills, room for a pit to get hauled in, and everything) for this sort of thing, which makes me curious. Were they outbid for Adamson Lagoon by some kid's birthday party? There's really no excuse for them not to have reserved the good pool in town for this sort of event -- should have been done months ago, frankly. Doesn't sound like their high dollar recruiting department can pull it's head out of it's ass long enough to take care of even the simplest, most obvious things.

[Player 4611]

Was the pond also taken? Pond would be good for them.

[Chopper 17431]

Mildly surprised aggy didn't just swim in that naturally wet area in the grass next to the dorms. It had such nice water flow a couple months ago.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

56 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

So what's the finish to their class?: Stripling, Ugwoegbu, Wright, Sorrells, Harris?

They won't get Wright or Sorrells.  

[UTEX90 589]

17 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

They didnt slash the tire. They stuck a nail in it. Using a stack of cash or a thin blonde

What will really blow your mind.   What if there was no tire?

[Neonmoon 38130]

Stripling, Ugwoegbu, Wdyermer, Harris

They are saying they are going to greyshirt the kicker now. I wonder how the kicker is going to take that. 

[PNWhornsfan 391]

31 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Stripling, Ugwoegbu, Wdyermer, Harris

They are saying they are going to greyshirt the kicker now. I wonder how the kicker is going to take that. 

The funny thing is that in adding those 4 to complete their "dream class" it puts them at 285.67.  With our "down year class" and finishing with a very solid but not spectacular close of Glass, Wright, Ellis, Broussard, Shepherd, T. Carter, Cooper, Gbenda, Davis, Owens, Catalon, it puts us not too far behind at 281.59.  Adding that to last year's haul and the potential of a monster class next year should give Aggie cause for concern, not celebration.  If there was somehow a way to get Wilson and Higgins into this class, then they should be shitting bricks.

[Tex Pete 21488]

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Actually, there's a really good pool in town (huge waterslides, big picnic areas, grills, room for a pit to get hauled in, and everything) for this sort of thing, which makes me curious. Were they outbid for Adamson Lagoon by some kid's birthday party? There's really no excuse for them not to have reserved the good pool in town for this sort of event -- should have been done months ago, frankly. Doesn't sound like their high dollar recruiting department can pull it's head out of it's ass long enough to take care of even the simplest, most obvious things.

Pretty sure they just copied our event and didn’t think of it until they saw ours. 

[rvm96 1643]

58 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

The funny thing is that in adding those 4 to complete their "dream class" it puts them at 285.67.  With our "down year class" and finishing with a very solid but not spectacular close of Glass, Wright, Ellis, Broussard, Shepherd, T. Carter, Cooper, Gbenda, Davis, Owens, Catalon, it puts us not too far behind at 281.59.  Adding that to last year's haul and the potential of a monster class next year should give Aggie cause for concern, not celebration.  If there was somehow a way to get Wilson and Higgins into this class, then they should be shitting bricks.

Is that Shammond Cooper and Rian Davis? If so, a 5 linebacker class seems unlikely.