Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

[ClubWhatever 12,129]

54 minutes ago, texifornia said:

So this is just gonna be a regular thing with Jimbo, huh?

Memaw our front shoulda told you

[satyanash 14,481]

55 minutes ago, texifornia said:

So this is just gonna be a regular thing with Jimbo, huh?

It's always been a thing with Jimbo. And why not? He knows FSU and now A&M will never be punished for it by the toothless NCAA.

[PNWhornsfan 391]

I guess meemaw did a reverse mortgage on her house, to finance Jimbo's spending spree.

[PNWhornsfan 391]

What "monster commitment" are they even going after, to where Hamm thinks it will be announced on Wed?  Brown looks like he was their fallback plan if they lost out on Dean. Who else were they after?  Sophser?

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,213]

Just now, PNWhornsfan said:

What "monster commitment" are they even going after, to where Hamm thinks it will be announced on Wed?  Brown looks like he was their fallback plan if they lost out on Dean. Who else were they after?  Sophser?

 

Hamm is talking about Derrick Hunter.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Hamm is talking about Derrick Hunter.

He’s a low 4 Star.  

[Lonestar88 4,659]

19 hours ago, Lonestar88 said:

Should probably expect aggy to land some low to mid tier 4-stars unexpectedly toward the end of NSD 1 and 2 every year like they did last year. And you should probably know why.

I’m gonna be able to repost this a lot.

[Leanderman 2,275]

Mark my words, the only thing dumbo the cuck is gonna win the Fulmer Cup...….repeatedly.

[Hiphopopotamos 20,869]

He’s a low 4 Star.  

He’ll bring their class average down.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,213]

Looks like Ugwoegbu isn't committing until February.  Lets see how many schools try to jump in on that recruitment.

[Vertigo 20,276]

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like Ugwoegbu isn't committing until February.  Lets see how many schools try to jump in on that recruitment.

He is just driving the price up

[texaslong 678]

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

So this is just gonna be a regular thing with Jimbo, huh?

When you make a guarantee about bringing in the #1 or #2 ranked class, you’ll cheat your ass of to do it. Promising a recruiting ranking is beyond dumb. So many things you can’t control.   

[Butch Had Not 2,969]

If we learned anything from last year,  unsigned 'committed' players become open season.  The energies of the staffs can be more closely focused instead of babysitting the already signed dec 19th guys. 

 

[Machinator 32,099]

Just now, Butch Had Not said:

If we learned anything from last year,  unsigned 'committed' players become open season.  The energies of the staffs can be more closely focused instead of babysitting the already signed dec 19th guys. 

 

Right. If current trends hold, the only unsigned commit for us after NSD1 looks to be Javonne Shepherd.

[texifornia 56,912]

Ahahaha lolwut?

[Bear19 82]

Fuck aggy

[fattyflattie 4,639]

4 minutes ago, Bear19 said:

Fuck aggy

 

4 minutes ago, Bear19 said:

Fuck aggy

I don’t disagree. But they aren’t wrong. We are going to sit there and  watch them purchase a fucking trophy. 

[texasstrong12 4,668]

4 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

We are going to sit there and  watch them purchase a fucking trophy. 

Yeah, all those major NCAA infractions really helped them win national titles in the past. 

[Machinator 32,099]

2 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

 

I don’t disagree. But they aren’t wrong. We are going to sit there and  watch them purchase a fucking trophy. 

They aren't winning shit while Saban coaches at Alabama.

[texifornia 56,912]

5 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

 

I don’t disagree. But they aren’t wrong. We are going to sit there and  watch them purchase a fucking trophy. 

Love 2nd and 3rd place SEC divisional trophies. So shiny.

[Bevo14 8,304]

aggy could swap classes with Bama for 4 years and they'd still fuck it up

[texasstrong12 4,668]

I still think the most aggy fact out there is that they have 7 major NCAA violations in the Big 3 sports and only 1 national title (which came way before those infractions). 

They're one of the dirtiest programs in the history of college athletics and they still can't win. 

[fattyflattie 4,639]

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

aggy could swap classes with Bama for 4 years and they'd still fuck it up

Dumb fucking people fall upwards all the time.  They’ve got 80 years of failing. Eventually that dumb fucker will fall forwards. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

They aren't winning shit while Saban coaches at Alabama.

They aren't winning shit while Kirby coaches at Georgia.

They aren't winning shit while Ogre coaches at LSU.

They aren't winning shit while Gus coaches at Auburn.

They aren't winning shit while Odom coaches at Missouri.

They aren't winning shit while Stoops coaches at Kentucky.

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,213]

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

They aren't winning shit while Kirby coaches at Georgia.

They aren't winning shit while Ogre coaches at LSU.

They aren't winning shit while Gus coaches at Auburn.

They aren't winning shit while Odom coaches at Missouri.

They aren't winning shit while Stoops coaches at Kentucky.

 

Dont forget about Moorehead at MSU.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Dont forget about Moorehead at MSU.

Derek Mason wants a piece too.  

[satyanash 14,481]

27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Love 2nd and 3rd place SEC divisional trophies. So shiny.

Saban won't be there forever. There's a reason Jimbo got a 10-year contract.

I have a feeling as Saban gets older, those long contracts will become more common. The remaining SEC schools won't want to get caught flat-footed when he leaves, they'll want to pounce on the now-open window.

[texifornia 56,912]

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Saban won't be there forever. There's a reason Jimbo got a 10-year contract.

I have a feeling as Saban gets older, those long contracts will become more common. The remaining SEC schools won't want to get caught flat-footed when he leaves, they'll want to pounce on the now-open window.

But they're still the school with, at best, the third-most built-in advantages in the SECW, and Jimbo is hardly an innovative coach. He's not really the guy to take them to the mountaintop.

[texasstrong12 4,668]

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Saban won't be there forever. There's a reason Jimbo got a 10-year contract.

 

lol that you think this is the reason Jimbo got a 10 year contract. Or any coach for that matter. 

They gave him a 75 million guaranteed because it was the only way to get him to A&M. It had absolutely nothing to do with Saban. 

Edited December 17, 2018 by texasstrong12

[fattyflattie 4,639]

Also, if you can manage to beat them in the regular season, you’ll get your ticket punched.  Beating them 2x since Bama doesn’t not get in playoffs would be tough tho. 

[Machinator 32,099]

2 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Also, if you can manage to beat them in the regular season, you’ll get your ticket punched.  Beating them 2x since Bama doesn’t not get in playoffs would be tough tho. 

Still need to beat Georgia in the SECCG.

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

Damn man. Ya’ll sound scared. Rather than pissing our leg, we need to do something about it. Whatever it takes, Texas needs to be better at everything.

[texifornia 56,912]

1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Damn man. Ya’ll sound scared. Rather than pissing our leg, we need to do something about it. Whatever it takes, Texas needs to be better at everything.
 

Our '20 class is going to be better than theirs (and our '19 one will be top ten). Just a lot of concern trolls on the board today.

Edited December 17, 2018 by texifornia

[texasstrong12 4,668]

3 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Damn man. Ya’ll sound scared. Rather than pissing our leg, we need to do something about it. Whatever it takes, Texas needs to be better at everything.
 

The only one on this board that lives in fear of aggy is a certain poster named satyanash. 

[Goodman 3,273]

8 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Saban won't be there forever. There's a reason Jimbo got a 10-year contract.

I have a feeling as Saban gets older, those long contracts will become more common. The remaining SEC schools won't want to get caught flat-footed when he leaves, they'll want to pounce on the now-open window.

Dude, aggy did something that Auburn hadn’t even considered. Think about that, aggy is paying big because they have to, bcs will always be a shit hole.

[texasstrong12 4,668]

9 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Also, if you can manage to beat them in the regular season, you’ll get your ticket punched. 

Just like Manziel's first year. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

Just like Manziel's first year. 

Manziel was the GOAT aggy.  They will never get anyone close.  They did not win shit.  They will not win shit.  

[texasstrong12 4,668]

4 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Manziel was the GOAT aggy.  They will never get anyone close.  They did not win shit.  They will not win shit.  

Yeah, that's the point. They beat Bama that year and still didn't get "their ticket punched". 

aggy will always go aggy. It's just what they do. 

[fattyflattie 4,639]

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

Yeah, that's the point. They beat Bama that year and still didn't get "their ticket punched". 

aggy will always go aggy. It's just what they do. 

Yes, the BCS. Exactly the same as it is now, you know, where the SEC gets Bama +1 each year.    There have been plenty of programs who’ve paid and paid until it paid off. When their QB’s dad gets a church, even aggy can’t aggy that up. 

[fattyflattie 4,639]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Our '20 class is going to be better than theirs (and our '19 one will be top ten). Just a lot of concern trolls on the board today.

Luckily the ‘20 guys won’t be interested in being bought. That’s way more of a ‘80-‘19 thing. 

[Machinator 32,099]

1 minute ago, fattyflattie said:

Luckily the ‘20 guys won’t be interested in being bought. That’s way more of a ‘80-‘19 thing. 

Are they going to out-buy Alabama and Georgia?

[Butch Had Not 2,969]

I wonder when and why the ncaa lost the teeth to punish schools? I remember every year up until probably Mike dubose's time at bama where the ncaa would would put schools on probation on a yearly basis. Now we only get it if a major scandal goes down and the media gets a hold of it. 

[fattyflattie 4,639]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Are they going to out-buy Alabama and Georgia?

They might. 

Fuck it. This shit has my inner satyanash coming out.  Fucking ags. I do wish Herman could send a shot over the bow. Take one of their no way to lose (legitimately) players right from them. That bought and paid for QB they think they have in the bag next year would do. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

aggy  broke the bank back in the day and never won shit.  For every Ed Simonini and Dat Nguyen they paid, there were two Bucky Richardsons.  Arracee could not keep up.  

Edited December 17, 2018 by lemonandaturd

[The Earl of Texas 3,132]

Some of y’all are acting like little bitches. This is aggy, when have they not ever fucked up whatever opportunities they’re excited about 😂

[Istian 241]

6 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Some of y’all are acting like little bitches. This is aggy, when have they not ever fucked up whatever opportunities they’re excited about 😂

It’s almost like there isn’t an entire century of shitting the bed to refer to. Don’t forget who aggy is. They are who they’ve always been. 

[VaHorn 105]

Abby did an epic amount of cheating to win the 1939 championship. Unprecedented really.

[Leanderman 2,275]

 

In this age of mass media coverage and high priced lawyers, colleges can just about get away with anything and find a way to justify it as well.

[Enchubben 5,510]

13 hours ago, texifornia said:

Ahahaha lolwut?

In 2018, Herman’s first full recruiting class, we were #3 in the nation with a 92 avg rating and were first in our conference. Signed arguably the best defensive backfield in CFB history in a pass heavy league.

In 2019, Jimbo’s first full recruiting class they will have a top 5 ranking, but with a lower avg rating, and will likely be third in their division and fourth in conference.

They don’t own anything other than an overpaid coach and shitty Kroger stadium. 2020 will be the measuring stick and Texas looks good there.

[Kel Varnsen 8,459]

2 hours ago, VaHorn said:

Abby did an epic amount of cheating to win the 1939 championship. Unprecedented really.

Was she Homer's bag lady?