Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

[Born Burnt 6147]

18 hours ago, BigSwingingD said:

Think Jizzbo's got a little anger problem? Think that might be the reason Candi banged some college boys? Hmmm.

Nope, it's cuz of his micro penis.

[Bodacious Bevo 3575]

19 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

 

 

 

 

Despite the Hitler thing being older than hell - this is actually really funny.

 

 

 

The funny thing about that video is that it's before Bru was added to our class. 

Live look at aggy now that he's in it and we've officially jumped them: 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

*sigh* 

Layden Fucking Robinson and Blake Fucking Trainor? hell of a Oline coach? GTFO with that shit "aggsy". 

Hopefully your next troll/sock account is better because this one is tiresome and shitty. 

Jim Turner sucks as an OL coach. Sherman was the guy who evaluated and developed those linemen.  There’s a reason that dumbass was the running back coach at u of Cincy when aggy hires him for the second term.  And the reason their line sucked last year.  

[Elmer_Fudd 22084]

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Jim Turner sucks as an OL coach. Sherman was the guy who evaluated and developed those linemen.  There’s a reason that dumbass was the running back coach at u of Cincy when aggy hires him for the second term.  And the reason their line sucked last year.  

Aggy's line has sucked the last 3 years when Turner was brought back.

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

14 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Hullaboo, Duwayne Duwayne says you better get on board because the Texum coaster is rolling  and you either with us or agin us.   Them there Western schools that stunk it up ain't going to put up with it no more.  We stunk it up since 1939 but we ain't gonna put up with it no more cause Karen and Jimbo and Leah has big titties.   We dominate.   Our studs don't need no Gatorade awards because they are SEC and don't get thirsty.  Jerry Schmidt sees to that.   We won't be a laughingstock no more for 100 years.  Quit posting crap that makes us sound ignorant.

Texumcoaster.

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

"Just listen to Herman.  He has a flat-out weird side to him."

These fuckers are desperate.  Jimbo Jones Boomhauer Baggins the Cuck-bearer sounds like a used-car salesman.  It's been said several times the past 48 hours, but bears repeating: the UGA game broke them in a way we could have never anticipated.   Unparalleled cognitive dissonance is kicking in.  They are on the edge of the abyss in Mount Doom, grasping for Their Precious to give them One Last Fix of Moral Victory.

This is pure, uncut, galatcially potent misery.  The battered aggy misery scale is going to have to be recalibrated this spring.

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

"Texas has had top 10 finishes forever but their teams haven't been good."

aggy has invented the inverse of "ipso facto".

 

"aggy is gathering power".

like the forces of sauron.

 

the cuck-bearer will deliver galactic supremacy.

[irishtexan 11442]

13 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

"Just listen to Herman.  He has a flat-out weird side to him."

These fuckers are desperate.  Jimbo Jones Boomhauer Baggins the Cuck-bearer sounds like a used-car salesman.  It's been said several times the past 48 hours, but bears repeating: the UGA game broke them in a way we could have never anticipated.   Unparalleled cognitive dissonance is kicking in.  They are on the edge of the abyss in Mount Doom, grasping for Their Precious to give them One Last Fix of Moral Victory.

This is pure, uncut, galatcially potent misery.  The battered aggy misery scale is going to have to be recalibrated this spring.

Well, as the weirdest fans in college football, perhaps they feel like they're in a position to diagnose that. 

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Daddy98? There's a short overview comparing our classes he wrote and was posted yesterday but otherwise he's been shockingly quiet.

Daddy98 is either in court mandated rehab or jail. No way he's willing being this quiet. 

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

3 hours ago, satyanash said:

"It's all backed by data and evidence."

that was the best from that post.

they are broken.

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

3 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

247 has our recruits rated the lowest of all the services.  

someone please tweet that at looch.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10134]

I love how they lean on Jimbo's NC as if Herman wasn't even a key part of a more recent NC.... 2019 is lining up to be a great year of separation. Can't wait to line up Herman's year two with Jimbo's.

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

2 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

I seriously can't think of any other fanbase that gets more riled up about recruiting rankings than them.

Moral victories.

Spring game wins.

Dead dog scoreboards.

Stairs to nowhere.

Halls of air.

All paid for, with our money.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11911]

Maybe I'm in the minority, or I'm biased, but I truly believe we have a better TE haul than they do. Leibrock is as good as Cupp, and Wiley is going to prove a lot of people wrong. I like Cupp, but their other TE (I won't even begin to butcher the kid's name) really isn't that great. He looks slow as shit and meh. He may turn out to be good and I'll eat crow, but I seriously doubt it. 

Edited January 26, 2019 by Spider2YBanana

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

2 hours ago, Kill Switch said:

aggsy

negged.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3867]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

This kind of post is why I respect Tarp. He used to be this way, in calling a spade a spade, a lot more frequently.

Edited January 26, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[Johnny Sack 8397]

25 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

"Texas has had top 10 finishes forever but their teams haven't been good."

aggy has invented the inverse of "ipso facto".

 

"aggy is gathering power".

like the forces of sauron.

 

the cuck-bearer will deliver galactic supremacy.

Our top 9 finish in 2018 would be there 2nd best season in the last 25 years.  

[Quasimofo 406]

Well, shit. We pushed it too far. They're onto us.

[pacman 7309]

What are the odds aggy likes jimbo simply because his name is jimbo?

[Chips O'Toole 1316]

I need to make a video of my 3 year-old performing a monologue of that gunner guy's utter nonsense posts. "It's the principal that angers the wronged. Empirical data backs up this sentiment.". Or whatever tf word chowder he was spewing.

 

 

 

[VaHorn 105]

42 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

"Just listen to Herman.  He has a flat-out weird side to him."

These fuckers are desperate.  Jimbo Jones Boomhauer Baggins the Cuck-bearer sounds like a used-car salesman.  It's been said several times the past 48 hours, but bears repeating: the UGA game broke them in a way we could have never anticipated.   Unparalleled cognitive dissonance is kicking in.  They are on the edge of the abyss in Mount Doom, grasping for Their Precious to give them One Last Fix of Moral Victory.

This is pure, uncut, galatcially potent misery.  The battered aggy misery scale is going to have to be recalibrated this spring.

Don’t underestimate the Clemson effect. When aggy was contemplating a jump to the SEC, Clemson was their trump card that demonstrated how they were going to be the unparalleled football power in Texas. As they said it then, Clemson used to be good before the University of South Carolina joined the SEC. But once that happened, USC became the dominant football power within the state and Clemson became a non-entity.

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

This post on texags from yesterday was briefly quoted a ways back but i thought deserved a quick recap:

 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3017213

 

(OP) GinMan

HeisMond 2019 #NINK

 

WestPoint Aggie

Why not! Would love for him to prove so many negative b****es wrong!!!

 

AccountantAg

No income no kids?

 

Bill Superman

Mond has more potential than any QB we've had in a while.  We will never have another JFF - so it's time to quit comparing every qb to him.

 

GinMan

Not sure they are aware it's Starkel at :59

 

HoustonAg2106

How can you tell?

 

Geratric Punk

RACISM!

 

Windy City Ag

We were ready to bench him permanently after the Auburn game and now we are planning the Heisman campaign.  This place is awesome.

[RabidM 2664]

When not discussing Texas Tarp is usually pretty grounded. When talking about Texas he's typical aggie.

[bizzle 1138]

26 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Maybe I'm in the minority, or I'm biased, but I truly believe we have a better TE haul than they do. Leibrock is as good as Cupp, and Wiley is going to prove a lot of people wrong. I like Cupp, but their other TE (I won't even begin to butcher the kid's name) really isn't that great. He looks slow as shit and meh. He may turn out to be good and I'll eat crow, but I seriously doubt it. 

absolutely. 

[texifornia 56434]

[Michael Knight 12863]

Gunner seems like a fine upstanding young man

[Not a Sock 2308]

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Texas class rating: 91.84

Aggy class rating: 91.14

Sealyag: math is hard 

[Wishbone 4731]

aggy is experiencing the (inevitable) first stages of evidence that they are still who they are, have always been, and always will be. This is a one hundred year rinse/repeat that they finally thought they bought their way out of (at considerable debt, expense, and emotional investment) only to get the tired same reminder that the top of the hill is no closer than it ever has been. They are panicking because the truth is creeping closer in spite of every exhaustive effort on their part to validate their irrational groupthink narrative that they are relevant.

[Newy25 7638]

They honestly think they have a hard schedule? Thier delusion knows no bounds. 

[TKthunder2 4975]

What?

We’re 4th in avg star ratings, aggy is 9th, how is it not even close in their favor?

[Wishbone 4731]

1 minute ago, TKthunder2 said:

What?

We’re 4th in avg star ratings, aggy is 9th, how is it not even close in their favor?

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

[Burt Macklin 18988]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Maybe I'm in the minority, or I'm biased, but I truly believe we have a better TE haul than they do. Leibrock is as good as Cupp, and Wiley is going to prove a lot of people wrong. I like Cupp, but their other TE (I won't even begin to butcher the kid's name) really isn't that great. He looks slow as shit and meh. He may turn out to be good and I'll eat crow, but I seriously doubt it. 

Dude. You’re terrible at evaluating prospects. Don’t trust your eyes when you watch a guy’s film. 

[LW Goatman 1117]

Last 20 years:

The worm has turned (I don’t know what the fuck that means but that was what they said each year Mack was here)

Trust in Sherm

Trust in Sumdog

Trust in Jimbo 

Rinse and repeat.

[Auto Driller 2504]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Dude. You’re terrible at evaluating prospects. Don’t trust your eyes when you watch a guy’s film. 

Unless that guy’s name is Jett Bush. Then trust your instincts. Future All-American.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11911]

5 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Dude. You’re terrible at evaluating prospects. Don’t trust your eyes when you watch a guy’s film. 

OK. But we should trust yours, correct?

Edited January 26, 2019 by Spider2YBanana

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I'm still astounded by the troll who thought he could slip in the idea that Jim Turner is anything other than freeze dried dogshit as an OL coach. I mean, him collecting a paycheck is even more larcenous than what "The Chief" did for all those years.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11911]

41 minutes ago, bizzle said:

absolutely. 

I mean, if he does, cool. If not, I hope he stays and gets his degree. I wish nothing bad about the kid, I just don't see anything above contributor. Nothing more. 

[Wishbone 4731]

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm still astounded by the troll who thought he could slip in the idea that Jim Turner is anything other than freeze dried dogshit as an OL coach. I mean, him collecting a paycheck is even more larcenous than what "The Chief" did for all those years.

Shhhhh!

[Funk Doctor Spock 11911]

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm still astounded by the troll who thought he could slip in the idea that Jim Turner is anything other than freeze dried dogshit as an OL coach. I mean, him collecting a paycheck is even more larcenous than what "The Chief" did for all those years.

Aggy? All of them?

[Elmer_Fudd 22084]

If @Longhornfrenzy , @golfclap or someone wants to post it Tarp pretty much said Green isn't a 5* because he's a Guard.  

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

If @Longhornfrenzy , @golfclap or someone wants to post it Tarp pretty much said Green isn't a 5* because he's a Guard.  

So, Tarp is entering the Witness Protection Program?

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

Is tarp moving on to national analyst or something?  

I realize aggy is tilting at 24/7 but his pushback is very surprising 

[Wishbone 4731]

6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So, Tarp is entering the Witness Protection Program?

Misspelled “witless”.

[HtownHorn 14446]

I love how they keep saying they kicked our ass along both LOS, and we are being propped up by skill position talent.

Their OL class is entirely 1 prospect and 2 loaves of bread.

Their DL is going to take a hit because Mowry and Ellison aren't qualifying. That leaves them with 3 guys. Again their DL class is entirely 1 prospect and 2 others that may or may not pan out.

Edited January 26, 2019 by HtownHorn

[Burt Macklin 18988]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I love how they keep saying they kicked our ass along both LOS, and we are being propped up by skill position talent.

Their OL class is entirely 1 prospect and 2 loaves of bread.

Their DL is going to take a hit because Mowry and Ellison aren't qualifying. That leaves them with 3 guys. Again their DL class is entirely 1 prospect and 2 others that may or may not pan out.

Nonsense. All their prospects are already at or above a healthy college playing weight. Just think where they’ll be in 3 years! 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

I love aggy it’s the same shit spin every year just insert the new coach. “Sherman is the man just watch”, “Fran is taking us to the top”, “sumlin is our black Mack and we are about to dominate”, “jimbo has the best personality and is gonna take us all the way for years and decades and possibly centuries to come”.

 

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I love aggy it’s the same shit spin every year just insert the new coach. “Sherman is the man just watch”, “Fran is taking us to the top”, “sumlin is our black Mack and we are about to dominate”, “jimbo has the best personality and is gonna take us all the way for years and decades and possibly centuries to come”.

 

The alternative is telling Aggy the truth and them going full Suicide Cliff Okinawa with it. Those people are not well. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22084]

10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I love how they keep saying they kicked our ass along both LOS, and we are being propped up by skill position talent.

Their OL class is entirely 1 prospect and 2 loaves of bread.

Their DL is going to take a hit because Mowry and Ellison aren't qualifying. That leaves them with 3 guys. Again their DL class is entirely 1 prospect and 2 others that may or may not pan out.

This here is the best.  They were saying the same stuff last year about our OL haul while they were taking JAG's like Barton Clement and Tank Jenkins.

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

12 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I love how they keep saying they kicked our ass along both LOS, and we are being propped up by skill position talent.

Their OL class is entirely 1 prospect and 2 loaves of bread.

Their DL is going to take a hit because Mowry and Ellison aren't qualifying. That leaves them with 3 guys. Again their DL class is entirely 1 prospect and 2 others that may or may not pan out.

Mowry not qualifying is a real head scratcher. He goes to Katy Taylor. That's darned good public school with great teachers and support staff. He must have just said f*** it and decided to never attend class.